Thread 18017443

>limps to the ring
>has trouble climbing stairs and going thru ropes as the camera cuts away
>camera shows Gunther who literally seems aghast at what he's looking at, probably not realizing the camera was on his face
>broken into a full sweat from a casual walk
>cant even step up to the 2nd turnbuckle to pose

>A COUPLE MONTHS AGO! (8 months, not "a couple", literally referred to as "nearly a year ago" in any other use within the English language)
>YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY! (which again, was almost a year ago and nobody even fucking remembers)

>>18017443 (OP)
Have sex

Damn that's crazy. Nobody cares retard

>>18017465
t. Kikeberg

Seize the chance to discuss 2017 wrestling

>>18017443 (OP)
You could see Gunther recoiling every time he accidentally spat in his face while he was yelling.

>>18017657
This retard thinks Goldberg posts here

>>18017443 (OP)
please let turdberg be the next to die

>>18017465
FPBP

>>18017443 (OP)
goldberg is morphing into yoda just look at his ears

>>18019731
>TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY, YOU DID, HUMM? *bangs head into door*
>STRONG ARE YOU? HUM HUM HUM HUM *poses for the crowd*
>MOVE, OR MOVE NOT. THERE IS NO DIE. *spears the turnbuckle with nobody in it*

>>18017443 (OP)
Why does Gunther have to fight all the meme opponents?
Jey, Pat McAfee, Goldberg. Fucking give my boy Bron Breakker or if it needs to be a legacy wrestler bring Brock back.
Gunther is a miracle worker but miracles alone are not enough to get 60 year old shitters through a match and not have them die of a heart attack. Next he's gonna fight Triple H or some shit gimme a break.

>>18019775
>COME OUT OF THIS MATCH UNINJURED, YOU WILL NOT.
>BREAK YOUR NECK, MY JACKHAMMER WILL.
>RECEIPT FOR CALLING ME BILL GOLDBIRG, YOU WILL GET.

>>18017443 (OP)
No refunds dronies this is the grave you dug and now you get to die in it

https://x.com/Goldberg/status/1930821474857943078/video/1

mmmmmmmm. wouldnt wanna mess with him

How can there possibly still be unironic Goldberg marks in 2025? If there was a Mt. Rushmore for wrestling's greatest shitters, Goldberg would 100% be on it.

>>18019860
>How can there possibly still be unironic Goldberg marks in 2025?
There aren't. It's just that guys like him have a lifelong right to nostalgia pops.

Oldberg cries out in pain as he spears you.

its pro wrestling and goldberg is the babyface going in
he's gonna get slapped around for 95% of the match, hit a spear and a jackhammer then win

>>18017443 (OP)
Have sex

>>18019899
So he retires with the gold?

>>18019962
JEW WORLD ORDER GOY

>>18017443 (OP)
With what's going on I hope gooner shoots ends this rat

>>18020139
Guntah is a professional

>>18017443 (OP)
kek what a Jew midget

>heightmogged by 6 foot nothing Gunther
What the fuck, did Oldberg's spine contract?

>>18020196
He shrank about a foot after nearly getting killed by Oldertaker's tombstone.

>>18020210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DP0Jd0sXWY

it wasn't that bad

>>18019796
>Next he's gonna fight Triple H or some shit gimme a break.
"Uhh, I'm retired."

https://youtu.be/mX8rRerWm4A?t=324

>>18020196
gunther is 6'4 you dweeb

>>18019796
Gunther is getting tossed around like a bitch for comedy moments.

>>18017443 (OP)
Goldberg looks like fucking shit. Why are they still doing this

>>18020272
>still getting worked by listed heights

>>18020369
hes taller than brock who is 6'3 anon. they dont even announce wrestler heights anymore anyway so where would i even get a worked height from

>>18020363
the Jew isn't passing on a chance to make money

>>18019796
Mmmmmmm…He needs to pay his dues

>>18019843
now thats baddass

>>18017443 (OP)
Bro really came out in cheap jeans and a marvel type dimeless shirt

>>18017825
no there was no > arrow so he is saying he is goldberg

>>18019860
The last time I was hyped for an Oldberg return was when he picked his feud back up with Brock
Everything after that....he should have just stayed his ass home

>>18017443 (OP)
I pop when old shitters come back and make it all about them and generally look embarrassing. I kept hoping Jake would relapse in AEW and come out and start pissing on the trannies ringside or try to rape Marko Stunt on air but no luck

>>18019798
>KICK, YOU MUST WATCH TOUNG PADABRET *full power side kick to the Jedi Temple

Who benefits from this? Goldberg loses a pointless retirement match and Gunther will awkwardly have to get them there in a messy match. The reasons for the match are so flimsy too. No buildup.

>>18017465
fpbp... you're next!

he is gonna do the nash knee

it's gonna be even more botch kino than his match against taker. one of these two will get seriously injured

>>18017825
kek what an idiot

>>18021204
>Who benefits from this?
The Saudi marks.

>>18020363
MAYBE I GOT ONE MORE PAYDAY IN ME!

>>18023598
It's not in Saudi tho

Can this old kike even lift Gunther up for a simple suplex anymore?

>>18019962
It's not a title match.
Jobbing to oldberg was a prerequisite for Gunther getting his title back. But there's always a chance Gunther will get his revenge and cause him to die via heart attack in the middle of the ring.

>>18023805
they're gonna do two matches

>>18017443 (OP)
Why is this guy glazed by everyone when he is as dangerous and boring as Rybotch?

>>18017443 (OP)
All you have to do is look at this picture featuring an Austrian and a jew and you can see that hitler was on to something

>>18023843
>dangerous
There's your answer

>>18023843
goldberg walked so that ryback could run

>>18017443 (OP)
This match is gonna be a total trainwreck lol

>>18017443 (OP)
>Gunther billed at 6'4
>Goldberg billed at 6'4
>Triple H billed at 6'4
Kek how tall are Botchberg and Triple Bypass really?

>>18022738
Those 2 walked the King's Road that night.

>>18024534
Think they're both around 6'2"

>>18017443 (OP)
Is this what they call the white man's burden?

>>18024534
Like six foot, 6'3" with boots on.

Gunther is so boring and bland in the ring that I want Goldberg to squash that shitter.

Let us all pray and make sacrifices to Odin, in the hope that oldberg will pull a randy the ram and die in the ring. I thought Flair was going to be the one who did it, but this way would be much funnier. Watching Ric Flair die would be disturbing, but watching oldberg die would be pure kino.

>>18026026
based

>>18019796
>Why does Gunther have to fight all the meme opponents?
>Gunther is a miracle worker
You answered your own question. Who else on the roster is going to be able to carry those shitters? The problem with reliably doing more than your fair share is that you'll inevitably be given more than your fair share to do. Also
>brock made his money and he's off the gas
>he won't be coming back

>>18024534
2 out those 3 guys are actively shrinking, their billings are from their prime

>YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY!

It's crazy that WWE is still rehashing this shit even with Vince gone. It's like an imitation of humanity.

>>18020363
they’re doing this soley to counter program All In. same exact thing they did when TNA went to Monday nights and they trotted out old broken down Bret Hart

>>18020462
yeah he should have stayed gone after that. he actually had a good match with Brock at that Mania. one of the best matches of his career. would have been an honorable last match

>>18020229
Lmao I've never seen this, it's a good bit

>>18024534
Leon Edwards is billed as 6'0

>>18028994
Sorry. 6'0 or 6'2 (One is probs without shoes and one is with them)

Hope Goldberg does another interview where he talks about 10k calories daily and spending hours on the shitter
Like he did for his previous comeback

>>18028994
the fucking pointing at people, it's like an autistic tick for him

>>18020229
dimes segment

>>18019796
>why the miracle worker is the one trusted to work with non wrestlers or retired people?

>>18019860
Absolute truth. I call him turdberg because he reminds me of one of those turds that floats in the water but just barely so that most of it's underwater except the top. Like an iceberg, but made of poo instead of ice. In fact I just dropped a turdberg and it was more entertaining than Bill Goldberg ever was.