Mercedes and The Beast Mortos are dating. This translates to “in your arms I find peace”.

Who is smashing Izzy though? That's what we care about.

>>18020256
Me desu

>>18020265
And who are you? Because I'm going to hit you with so many lefts, you'll be begging for a right!

>>18020256
fuck off pedo freak

>>18020281
Your dick is half a Twix and mine's a King Sized Charleston Chew. And ya know your bitch has a sweet tooth!

>>18020279
I'm you, but from the future and I came back to this exact year to crush Izzys freshly legal clam

>>18020299
You win this time. But I'll be baaaack....

>>18020235 (OP)
cuckazebros...

>>18020293
Imagine her sitting on your face

>>18020235 (OP)
are they ride or die or just horsing around?

>>18020343
Horse is just sowing her wild oats ;)

>>18020235 (OP)
>The Beat Mortos is the one who has been fattening Mercedes up all this time
BASADO

>>18020235 (OP)
I didn't know the beast mortos was a fan

>>18020353
Does he wear the mask when they fuck?

>>18020383
Sasha is a weeb so she's probably into some freaky ass hentai and 1000% told him to wear it the first time they fucked

>>18020353
based sexy mortos

>>18020383
Yes, and Sasha wears a horse mask. Oh wait, that's her real face

OOOOHH PAPI

>>18020235 (OP)
>she’s a ceo
>he’s a lawyer
nice

>>18020404
incel

She fucks fans too

>>18020383

>>18020418
No fan could ever possibly satisfy her after Mortos' girthy veiny minotaur monstrouscock tears that caramel coochie (and asshole) up

>>18020418
only chronically online anons say this

>>18020353
THANK YOU MORTOS *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Imagine Mercedes being completely naked except for the Beast mask and doing her little CEO dance for him

>>18020483
Alright if you insist

>>18020483
holy kino

>>18020342
Imagine SHITTING on her face!!!

>>18020235 (OP)
Probably the only one in AEW with the cajones to ask her out. Try to imagine Daniel Garcia plucking up the courage. He's a mark.

>>18020235 (OP)
Keeping the diva tradition of fucking luchadors for training alive

sashaisdyingalonebros....

>>18020235 (OP)
Roman Reigns at home lmao

>>18020695
Surprising that she likes brown men.

>>18020293
her workout hair looks better than any garbage in-ring or photoshoot haircut she's had

>>18020235 (OP)
>asian ex husband
>sheamus
>mortos
why never a black guy?

lmao this little Jew is going to flip the fuck out. He's simping for Mercedes and hates Mortos.

>>18020353
Thank you mortos

>>18020293
>meme pilates workout

>>18020711
High status black women never date black guys

>>18020644
It's well known that Garcia exclusively fucks Joshi, he went through half of stardoms locker room

>>18020928
>talks wigger
>fucks joshi
I'm beginning to suspect he's some kinda based boy.

>>18020924
>High status black women
She no black, papi.

>>18020460
you mean *clop clop clop*?

>>18020939
Yes he is pretty based

>The Based Mortos

Wonder why Swerve couldn't keep her locked down?

>>18020235 (OP)
Why not Luchasaurus tho?

LMFAO she couldn't even get a basketball player or some other minor celebrity? KWAB

>>18021025
why are you obsessed with her?

>>18020235 (OP)
Do most Americans really not speak even basic Spanish even though Latinos despite being the 2nd biggest ethnic group in your country?

>>18021025
>she couldn't even get a basketball player
Once again, high status black women don't date black guys, even if they are rich

>>18021056
Why would they need to speak an inferior language when they already have English?

>>18021078
Okay, but what does that have to do with Mercedes?

>>18021175
what do you have to do with mercedes?

>>18020235 (OP)
Sashaschizo looking jacked

>>18020353
What ass lmao

>>18021185

>>18020235 (OP)
It's just a picture with a pleasant phrase

People said the same with swerve and her

>>18021194
LMAOOOOOOO

>>18021203
why you crying

>Wanting to live with this
kek what a retarded beast (works for KWABotchanetty too)

>>18021078
>Mercedes
>high status

Maybe on planet retard

>>18021210
She will never fuck you, lil loser.

>>18020235 (OP)
Can't turn down the BEAST

>>18020235 (OP)
Horse and bull hooked up

>>18021211
You lost https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/sashit%20will%20die%20alone/

Ugly ass horse and a bull

>>18021219
This makes the nig seethe brutally every single day

>>18021219
>lil loser.
you do be like that tho

>>18021298
Update : The nig seethed brutally lmfaoooo

>>18020353
El Sexo Mortos

>>18021082
You're such a pinche joto

it takes a beast to fuck a horsw

>>18020644
kek even in a thread like this you niggas have to seethe over Garcia. Mindfucked.

>>18021082
You're right. Americans struggle enough with English.

...can Kairi have a mach with Mercedes real quick?

>>18021385
literally her first match after leaving the fed lol

>>18020644
Sammy wouldn't ask

>>18021385
They had one and KWABotchanedes botched like crazy lmao.

>>18021418
that was the willow match dumbass

I cooked sashit and the nig seethed like crazy lmfaooo

>>18020235 (OP)
love my CEO
love the beast mortos

doesn’t change the fact that sashit will die alone because lexi said so

>>18021527
And, most importantly, childless.

This will make the nig seethe furiously

>>18020235 (OP)

>>18020235 (OP)
>yfw she gets one of harleygram's many viruses

>handsome without the mask
>big guy so you can hug him and feel cozy
>feel protected
Easy

>>18020235 (OP)
>poor guy

>>18020740
He flips out if you ask him to take the baseball cap off too. Kek

>>18021392
Only great Kairi match I've seen in years.

Good for her desu. Mortos is about to become a lawyer and he never complain about his booking so he must be a pretty chill dude.

>>18021591
What an evil cunt. It's like how exgfs will tell everyone you have a small dick after you dump her and she starts dating one of your friends and keeps bragging about how big his dick is. That's why I say rape shouldn't be a crime if your dick is under 6 inches.

>>18021799
Log off Cuckaze

>>18020293
Kek, oh yeah she is such a whore.

>>18021819
I should rape u.

>>18020235 (OP)
>>18021591
First Alberto and Paige
Then Andrade and Charlotte
Now Mortos and Mercedes

How do they do it, bros?

>>18020740
>>18021734
Called me retarded in the YouTube comments. I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>18021782
>Greedy whore cozies up to a lawyer
Shocking

>>18021883
you should get those teeth fixed

>>18021369
Relax and calm your noodle cock. I found out he's a wigger with yellow fever, now I think he's based.
>>18020939

>>18020235 (OP)
It was really nice of him to dedicate his ringname to her

>>18021936
Latinx excellence

>>18020460
THANK YOU MORTOSA *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*

>sasha gets a stud roman reigns look alike and alexa gets a gay fag
lol

>>18020695

>>18022544
Everybody fucked the Four Whoreswomen

Does that mean BASED Mortos is getting a push

>>18020235 (OP)
Imagine the little mocha minotaurs they will make

>>18020235 (OP)
shes a fucking horse that guy is into fucking animals thats illegal

>>18020235 (OP)
Hope she politics a push for him.

>>18020281
Stop being antisemitic.

>>18021936
Don´t forget Becky is married to somone with the surname "Lopez"

>>18021025
She tried really hard to get with a Celtics player, but nobody knew who she was

>>18020340
They're divorced fuck that ugly weak cuckold kek

>>18021694
You sound gay

>>18023577
wow only you had that source

>>18020928
DG will fuck Mina

>>18023616
I know what women want at the biological level. You sound gay actually, unironically

Better Call Mortos

>>18023978
No, you're obviously gay. Out here saying a dude is handsome when you've never seen his face

>>18023025
Seth is Armenian

>>18024029
He has a warrior skull, lush hair, and can grow a beard. He's a high test specimen. I don't need to look at his face to know these things. You sound uniformed. Maybe go outside for once. Experience the world. Then maybe you will some day be able to know the things that I know

Fanbros not like this

>>18024064
He could be ugly as sin. You have no way of knowing. You desperately want this guy to be hot. Gay as hell

Push him Tony

Is the Mortos being a lawyer thing a shoot?

Confirmed by TMZ

>>18024116
He’s short.

>could never get with Roman
>gets with the Mexican roman instead
lol

>>18024316
based mega stars

>>18020235 (OP)
But I thought Sashit said she is a giant superstar. She can't date anybody better than a curtain jerker LMFAO

>now that they made it public there's no point anymore for discretion, mercedes and mortos are a couple, in a wrestling show featuring mortos this past may in arena neza, mone was in the stands watching

>>18024489
>being a star means you have to date a star
??

>>18024489
Her ex was a gay filipino anything is an upgrade

>>18024493
Somehow it was an open secret in Mexico for several weeks, but no one in the US noticed the tweets that brought attention to it, as they were in Spanish.

>>18024554
why would anyone care?

fingers crossed mortos finally gets a push. deserved or not i love him and want to see more

>>18020256
Jax Slayher

>>18020235 (OP)
okadabros.....

>>18020353
I haven't watched wrestling in ages, but I saw those webms of her looking thick and bloated from a like 3 weeks back. Is that how she's been looking lately? I might start watching AEW again.

>>18024489
oh uh you mad lol

>>18022853

Kek. Always pops me.

>>18025197
She's been looking like that for most of 2025, especially since March.

>>18025197
>Scary man hands
>Bloated
>Poné

>>18025427
If you keep seeinh man hands and horses, it's because you subconsciously long for man hands and horses.

She's fat

>>18024489
I thought you retards had a problem with women dating high status men

>>18025197

>>18020235 (OP)
which one is the beast?

>>18025590
Her new finisher should be sucking in her gut and releasing it in her opponent's face. It'll sound like sweet chin music.

If you cum for the Bvll, you get the horn

>>18024554
>Somehow it was an open secret in Mexico for several weeks
its an interesting phenomenon. takeshita and yuka's relationship was an open secret in america. japs were clueless.

>>18020235 (OP)
>not captioning all his pics with "RAAAARGH GRAAARWWWRGH" etc

>>18023906
The age gap difference between them makes it so hot.