on the menu tonight
>zaria vs izzi dame (evolution eliminator)
>lash legend vs kelani jordan (evolution eliminator)
>thea hail vs jaida parker (evolution eliminator)
>jordynne grace vs lola vice (evolution eliminator)
>trick williams, AJ francis FKA top dolla, and KC navarro vs josh briggs, yoshiki inamura and elijah
>blake monroe FKA mariah may contract signing

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.

>>18023873 (OP)
>Four women's matches
I will watch your show

well speak bitch come on now

>>18023873 (OP)

>Top Dolla and Inamura in the same ring
I am ready to be sports entertained.

>>18023873 (OP)
I hope my black wife Lash Legend wins!

>>18023908
this guy is so dimeless. "damian priest if he midget" - please hunter let him stay as king of the anthill in TNA.

Can someone please explain to me how Top Dolla keeps getting chances in wrestling?

>>18023971
The worst guys in WWE are still the best you can find in any other company

>>18023873 (OP)
>Slop Dolla
Shan't be watching this

>>18023873 (OP)
what the hell is this thing lol

>>18023873 (OP)
ACK

>>18023923
i actually think she will, pretty sure they're giving up on kelani.
flippy charisma vacuum with no personality, but unlike some similar wrestlers, she doesn't seem to have anyone propping her up backstage when she didn't get over.
meanwhile big lash's push has been teased for a while, they even fired her partner to push her as a singles star, it's about time.
the simple fact is that the people want to see her throw thea across the ring like a sack of potatoes, and she has to win to do that.

>>18023998
>second rope dive botch
Embarrassing

>>18023971
He's unironically entertaining.

>>18023993
sounds like an incel

>no wren
>no.swordfu

>>18023873 (OP)
I miss my caveman bros..

>>18023873 (OP)
>Lola getting fed to Jordan Grace
Sad. At least I get to watch her dance around.

>>18023993
tired of these squared faced women. this is starting to feel like a psy op. Get us to be attracted to mannish features on a woman. Give me my Kelly Kelly and Trish Stratus tier women back

>>18023873 (OP)
>1 men's segment
>they promoted all of the good women to the main roster and are currently fumbling them
holy fucking grim

>>18024012
I hope you're right!

>>18024102
>Trish Stratus
>Not having a square man jaw

>>18024102
>"tired of these squared faced women"
>lists trish stratus as a top tier woman
you're not wrong on trish but she also has the exact same kind of face. sharper features are common in models. hell even kelly kelly looks like that now

>>18023873 (OP)
>NXT and TNA vs NXT, TNA and NOAH in a match with some decent heat and story
AEW could never

>>18024102
This is why joshi wrestling is so popular these days. The women look like actual women

>>18023873 (OP)
Skip

>>18024355
Says a man with breasts

>Based Dolla
>Miss Parker
>Izzy Yums
>Lola Gyatt
>Sumo guy
Great Episode

>still two hours to go
I'm bored, bros

Sex with Tatum desu

>>18023873 (OP)
Zaria, Lash, Jaida, Jordynne feel like locks but I bet there’s one surprise.

I think Blake Monroe is going to wrestle take the belt of Jacy at battleground and defend in her place at Evolution.

>>18023873 (OP)
Will Blake be on?

>>18024950
jaida/thea is not locked in my opinion
jaida might be favored but thea winning wouldn't surprise me, it's not as obvious as the others
if there had to be another one, maybe there's a small chance jordynne/lola could go the other way too

>>18024996
Her contract signing is tonight yeah

>>18024996
She’s “officially signing with NXT” tonight.

>4 women's matches
>dead thread
yeah...

pork on the wheels flooding the board in seethe tonight

>>18024062
im thinking it will be the opposite, jordan does the job because she is getting called up soon.

I was in Orlando for 4 hours last week and stopped by the PE on my way to the airport. It’s in a commercial district that is kinda in the middle of nothing in Orlando. Thought you could go inside but nope. Pulled out of the parking lot and Hank was walking shirtless and I yelled Hank and Tank and he yelled and pumped his arms

I audibly AWOOGA for Lola Vice appearances

>>18025082
Bro that's fucking based. Florida is the new wrestling mecca it seems. With WWE, AEW, and a bunch of Indies too.

>>18025082
Based Hank

You know who should challenge Oba Femi next? Buddy

>>18025095
>New

Florida has always been pro wrestling hot spot for decades. Sports in general. So many out of state sports teams train down here because of we virtually have no winter.

Anyone want a cookie for the show? I don't need this many.

Just got back into burgerland after a month
What did I miss NXTBros

>>18025141
that and taxes

>>18025193
Mmm, I fucking love cookies

>>18025193
looks dry

Lainey in on NXT prime now?

>>18025205
In high school I bagged Bubba Ray Dudley’s groceries. A few years ago my sister wanted to get breakfast at this niche place and fucking KENTA sits at the table next to ours. Last year I saw Billy Gunn walking out of a Target.

Central Florida, either orange or Seminole county you have a high chance of running into a wrestler.

Jayniac bros… are we enjoying the ride while it lasts?

Women

>>18025234
Billy Gunn just walked out of target

It's crazy how the men's champion is Oba Femi and the rest of the roster is so dry that the women's title is the main focus

>>18023873 (OP)
All these women's matches, just to get to Jayne Wayne Gacy? Shawn's got some weird ideas.

>>18025233
yes and she got there before MANdal GAY and carlos not-so-bright and brinley PISS KWAB

>>18025193
based, thank you anon

MS PARKER
MS PARKER

YEET

GO THEA

>>18025193
I can never make cookies right. Yet, cakes and brownies come out perfect.

>>18025238
I appreciate every moment the softcore queen is on my tv

Let's see how well this Anon does

cocaine blond > ghetto trash

Why she got cum dripping down her gear?

>Ms Parker
YAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO

>>18025263
YEET

>>18025263
for the gooners

>two nights of Corey commentary in a row
We're eating good, Corey Gravesbros.

>>18025062
You're not allowed to talk about women on /pw/

ms parker is a star

>>18025263
She's the Scott Hall of making men nut

>>18025263
Looks like Scott Hall’s nWo gear IMO

ZSJ would love this sequence

>>18025270
Corey Gravesbros winning big this week

jaida has been too dominant, thea will win

>>18025260
thea and izzy are winning.

>>18025273
I don't think she's overrated at all

Technical Wrestler of the Year Thea Hail

I'M SORRY MISS PARKER
>WOOOOOO
I AM FO' REAL

Thea looks like she makes bad life decisions on a daily basis.

I don't like Jaida's gear. The one half pant leg is weird and off-putting

*ahem* Jacy Jayne fucking my ass with her nose. That's all I had to say.

>>18025301
theres that one pic of her in front of the night club clearly insanely sloshed. she's a potential trainwreck to watch

Theakla Hail

>>18025305
Beautiful Jewish woman

>>18025305
it's like they took this photo just to accentuate and emphasize and enlarge her schnoz

Jaida and Grace will be the finals calling it now

>>18025317
it's a fatal fourway of the winners so there is no finals

>>18025302
Agreed. I hated when Wren had that kind of gear. It just looks stupid.

Regardless who win the qualifiers they’ll go with a babyface to face Jacy

>>18025317
lash is winning the tournament, its in atlanta and they just started billing lash as from atlanta

Thea has been the Micheals of Chase U Version 1.3

sullivan's crossing looks like a fake tv show within a tv show

Has anyone else noticed an increase in headbutts over the past year or so?

>doing the teardrop during the break

GO THEA GO WHITEGIRL

>>18025328
I want Lash to win a title but Jacy can't have that transitional of a reign can she?

Any Miss Parker asshole slips? Since she's wearing that gear again

No...

DUMB NIGGER REF

shit finish

JAIDA BROS
WE ARE SO UP
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER
MS PARKER
>MS PARKER

Blind ass ref

Kamura buried

FUCK YOU REF

MS PARKER
MS PARKER
COMPLETELY CLEAN

Passionate sex with this cute girl who comes to NXT every week.

Fucking kek you got me again Shawn

>not tapping to a Kimura
shoot retarded spot

yawn

Great finish
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU REF

i hate the dumb nigger crowd that shows up every week for NXT holy fuck, these people are insufferable.

>LET'S GO WHITE GIRL

The fuck kinda finish was that?

BOOOOOO THEA GOT SCREWED

kek why the Fuck is briggs talking like a barney character

i love black women

WHAT DID INAMURA JUST CALL OBA

>Inamura
Throwing my dimes at the screen rn

>>18025365
You mean you don't like obese black men do tik tok dances?

>>18025342
jacy won't lose. but this is how they move lash up the card. pretty common way that shawn does this, someone gets a title shot, they lose, but they are permanently higher on the card.

>why you got all this leather on?
kek trick

i cant tell if Obas supposed to be a face or a heel

BLAKE

kek trick

trick is so funny bros

>causal bantz between champs
I love it

SHES COMING

>Mariah May's new gimmick is showing her feet in great shoes
Thank you Shawn!

Why did they stop making shows like Bewitched and I Dream of Jeanie

Trick wanted to say "broke nigga" so bad

sexo

>buh-lak-ay

Trick needs to be in the main roster already

>>18025383
oba is a face now he's just a dick

My ethnic wife that I'm afraid to introduce to my parents is on!!!

they need to pair arianna grace with blake monroe

NXT should just be a womens show
evolve can have all the male shitters

wow they are not popping for lash

Bruh what the fuck is this theme

EbonyXT

>>18025383
It's like how Godzilla destroyed Tokyo but also protects them from Ghidorah
Inamura knows this

Kelani is NOT black

is lash legend's entrance music as bad as brie bella's? this fucking sucks.

this is the best theme can give her lol

Why did they have to change Lash's theme

Madea Legend

LASH BLESSING MY SCREEN

>>18025408
lash's new theme fucking SUCKS ass thats why. is this supposed to be dirty south hip hop?

I'm hungry right now but I'm trying to lose weight for my Florida trip in September because I don't want to get heat exhaustion when I'm walking around Disney world. It's really difficult to not be fat.

that was a lot of cocaine Kelani

Lash should have inherited the Meta4 theme

lash reminds me of my fav e escort miss london

New lash theme sucks

Why not just give Lash MetaFour’s theme? This shit sucks

Lash looking like she charges a grand an hour but gets booked months out

What the fuck, did they hire Viper to make that theme?

>>18025193
wholesome chungers

>>18025423
Fuck it, not like Noam is ever on TV

thea bros...

>>18025420
its not hard to NOT do something

>>18025413

>>18025415
I am flabbergasted that someone from Atlanta would pick the shittiest trap beat out there as her theme

>>18025413

>>18025416
Meta Four is done

Lash is garbage

>>18025431
she needs her original solo theme back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2otsq_eL_Uw&pp=ygURbGFzaCBsZWdlbmQgdGhlbWU%3D

>>18025433
Isn't he in prison for kidnapping a women and keeping her in his garage

oh great they taught kelani how to do lucha shit that's really what she needed more flips

>>18025413
Based Scott

>>18025447
It was a work. She was just a crackhead that got mad he stopped giving her crack

>>18025450
She about to go on an exhibition tour to AAA

lasy aint even cat h her lol

Whenever I see Kelani I imagine how tight she is. I don't think anyone on the roster could compare.

>>18025413
Our GOAT

wish lash would throw me into the buckle and slap the shit outta me

is the supershow going to be streamed or is it a house show?

alright your job is to get kelani over a babyface, you have 1 year to do it. how are you fixing her?

>>18025471
A WWE SuperShow is just a house show.

>>18025474
live sex celebration

wish lash had a seven inch cholocate futa penis for me to choke on

>>18025474
never let her speak, ever. arianna grace manager.

Kelani looks like Cecilia Lion

>>18025474
Romance angle with LA Knight

the nxt crowd should be sent to defend israel

>>18025474
Get her an abusive white boyfriend and then have her kick in the nuts after a year.
The boyfriend is also me.

>>18025474
She needs to learn how to cut a promo

>>18025483

>>18025483
It's why she's my favorite.

>>18025474
Put a lucha mask on her

>>18025474

The dad from Modern Family looks like an evil rapist, he should be in horror movies instead of sitcoms.

Lash looks like a black dude pretending to be a woman

why do they keep showing blake monroe's toes? https://x.com/WWE/status/1935129953340739881

>Trick and Melo’s gf
Weak, they need some BWC in their lives

>>18025498
based

>>18025499
You're gonna have to post a pic, I've never seen that show

>>18025499
What the fuck are you talking about

>>18025474
scene with me on exploitedblackteens.com

>>18025499
He was in Dawn of the Dead

i'm sorry but this black and gray set is so shit, bring back the yellow splatoon setup

>>18025515
i miss the rainbow diarrhea

lash has gotten worse, she got rusty after not wrestling for so long. she looks slow and unconfident.

>>18025499
Ok...

Kelani needs to learn from Lightskin king Wes. On how to get over.

i wonder why that move is called sliced bread

>>18025238
Her tummy is compelling

Buddy would make a great NXT North American champion.

>>18025522
she has to handle the midget with kid gloves

>>18025506
It's an old Vince trick apparently. You start shooting from the boots/feet to build anticipation to the face

>>18025510
Here
>>18025511
I got an ad for it on the cw, he looks like an evil rapist. I'm sure he's a nice guy but he looks evil.

lotta chocolate milk in this match

>>18025524
get a terrible haircut and ham it up?

>>18025525
its actually called sliced bread #2 (the best thing since sliced bread)

>>18025525
It's actually called Sliced Bread #2 because it's the best thing since sliced bread

>>18025525
Best thing since slice bread

>>18025523
>evil smirk
>big evil eyebrows
>evil hair

>>18025526

>>18025536
>>18025537
>>18025541
bread hivemind

>>18025536
>>18025537

MY CHOCOLATE KWEEN

lash fixin her tiddy

I'm assuming it's Lash's gear that's leaving shit all over thing ring?

Based giganigga(girl)

>>18025531
I see your point. He gives me the same vibes Mel Gibson got from Christopher Walken. Completely Satanic.

Bread.

>>18025536
>>18025537
>>18025541
Did Paul London name it? That's a Paul London ass name.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET BUSY UP IN THIS MUD MANNNNN

I hope my Lash gets the match

Why doesn't the nigress just eat the smaller nigress?

good: lash won
bad: have to hear her theme again

I'll be damned, Screencap Anon is halfway there.

>>18025544
Those look they would be really fun to squeeze.

>>18025561
kendrick named it

whoever in nxt reads these threads tell lash her new theme sucks and to get a new one

>over cums Kalani

>>18025569
wow, I didn't expect to be that close

>>18025561
The Brian Kendrick, retard.

the draft being as delayed as it has been has made some of these NXT storylines weird
the d'angelo family story should have ended as soon as stacks turned on the don

>>18025569
THE brian kendrick?

I wish NXT wasn't constantly counter booking AEW PPVs, I never watch the NXT PLEs because of it.

>>18025570
Tell Edris or Malik

Luca looks like a man that frequents bathhouses.

>>18025570
she doesn't pick her own theme

>>18025578
its not over until the whole family betrays Tony, Luca is next

lani looks good everytime but she will never get over on the main roster

>>18025570
They need to tell them that the women's division is complete ass right now and that Paxley should be pushed over all the blacks and indy shitters.

luca has an accent in there somewhere. he seems embarrassed to pull it out

>>18025576
>>18025580
that's former WWE champion THE Brian Kendrick to you

I started watching the Sopranos again
It is somehow both more and less kino than I remember

>>18025582
>watch NXT
>turn on AEW and skip all the pointless matches
>be caught up before the main event

I want to make love with Kelani

>>18025594
yeah just sounds like wrestling isn't for you

>>18025594
lmao who wrote this? right about everything

>>18025594
Had to post this as a pic because whenever I typed it out and posted it it would just read “error” for some stupid reason, probably for breaking the rules somehow but I don’t see a sticky thread so fuck em

>Kelani on the commercial break
Well, time to coom to hotshot hookups with ebony girls

>>18025544
Very attractive woman

>>18025594
You just gotta start watching man. Nobody's watched all of WWE in history. You'll pick up the storylines as you watch.

>>18025594

>that suit and tie combo
Fuckin' Lupin III lookin' digga (that's dago nigga) over here.

YA REGRESAMOS

Kelani is so hot

HUM JALDI WAPA AATI HAIN

Kelani really has nothing. Even Lyra has a gimmick.

>>18025594
I unironically thought the same thing last year and still do. Except for the woke wrestlers part because actually the woke guys ARE based.

i like the waiting room music for nxt. sounds like something from super monkey ball

>>18025598
That reign has never been recognized by WWE as legitimate.

>>18025622
being a bird is not a gimmick

Recs on black porn stars

Kelani is probably really into DDLG

>>18025594
If you want strange characters you gotta go to AAA

I really like that strawberry lemonade from Burger King

>>18025630
her boyfriend is 5'7 so good luck with that lani

>>18025629
Maserati XXX is the GOAT.

>>18025627

>>18025629
fernanda chocolata if you like em a little muscular. the scene with her exposed back glistening with oil played at my funeral

Time for gabagool

>>18025623
WHY DID STEVIE STOP WRESTLING?

NO ONE HAS EVER OFFERED AN EXPLANATION

>>18025629
Willow Ryder

>>18025623
It really is a shame they stopped using Stevie. She was surprisingly earnest with the streamer gimmick.

>>18025629
teanna trump

i think they should take kelanis crown hand gesture thing a step further and make her have white slaves, im ready to do my part shawn give me a call

>>18025629
britney white

the entire NXT women's roster should do one round of sex wrestling

>>18025639
Actually, you are gay

>No Wes
I need to see his lightskin buffoonery

>>18025629
Teanna Trump

THEY HAD SEX YOU RETARD

luca doesn't have "it"
i was surprised he's only 24, he looks way older

>>18025643
Career ending pregnancy
For real though probably some sort of injury like a concussion. She was in the BritWres scene after all

>>18025647

Luca is a horrible actor

>>18025648
based

Buddy should join the Dons family

>>18025664

Gabagool community theater is based

Luca you are bungling this lawyer gimmick man

Rizz is in a fucking ditch

>>18025629
I'm not into black chicks but I occasionally enjoy Brittany White, Cecillia Lion, and Amari Ann

>>18025628
Being black is less of a gimmick.

Is that fucking Jack Cartwheel?

>>18025650

>Stacks has nameless goons
kek based