Daaaaaammmmnnnn Edition
(The Captain won her match on Monday Night 'ri after the STD infested amateur Riv Whoregan heemed her shoulder out of place by being an untrained shitter and was unable to catch the ass whooping she had coming from the Captain. Hopefully HHH comes to his senses and puts 'ri in the main event where she belongs. The Captain as always looked CUTE and SEXO while Riv looked HURT and DISABLED. Thank you based 'ri for doing what is necessary to protect the business with your pirate strong style!)
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>>18014887Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share
Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09
Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
>>18025073 (OP)Oooooooooh MAMA
she's the sexiest in the business by far
>>18025073 (OP)literally right as I make a thread
>>18025073 (OP)She is very hot
>>18014695>maybe>>18015167I think I have this gif saved 8 times
>>18025073 (OP)respect liv please
>>18025121her ring gear was cool i really liked the green
>>18025121Your dedication to the Captain is admirable.
>>18015299>>18017565>>18017686based 'ri dabbing on creative with a single move
>>18025148I even brave kabuki some times just for pics/gifs to repost here
>>18017989the ad free version still shows a black screen for 2 or 3 seconds so if she threw coins it was during the black screen
>>18018338they absolutely do not release NFL players for injuring players on the other team unless they are shitters who aren't good and always get penalized
>>18018437which season of power rangers is this?
>>18018832>>18018865Liv has fucked up that shoulder multiple times so I can see them mentioning it so they can do a 'ri/Lib feud since the Lib morgan revenge tour was based off Rhea injuring that shoulder
>>18018922yeah cory said it wasn't Kairi's fault, that it was a freak accident on a normal move
>>18025190>unless they are shitters who aren't goodLike Kairi.
>>18018944Lib and IYO opened the show. Liv wanted to kick Kairi's ass for dabbing on her and Raquel, almost winning the QotR match and being IYO's friend. Finn and Roxy were going to interfere too. IYO and maybe Asuka or someone else were going to run in. The whole thing was in service to the judgment day breaking up and IYO v Liv. Liv might have won too to set up the whole Roxy vs Raquel issue. not sure. It was going to be Finn doing something to get Liv pissed at Raquel
>>18018952fat fuck nia snax isn't even black
>>18019103do they still do that? Mavin and I think some of the other guys have said they used to fake not being injured so they could "get injured" during a match because if the injury happened mid match then WWE would pay for it, but if it happened when they were lifting then the WWE wouldn't pay for it.
Like I think it was mavin implied he broke his leg and then faked like it wasn't broken in front of vince and then "broke his leg" like 2 mins into a match
>>18019144blacks identify with gay uso
>>18019161I think Carlito's contract only officially ended this week. She hasn't gotten new ring gear yet, she wore that outfit before
>>18019226penta is maximum turbo negative dimes. faggot should have stayed in gayEW
>last thread KWAB'd out at a mere 108 replies;
>on a day when Kairi was involved in one of the lead stories being talked about in all of wrestling
KWAB
deadass ghost town thread
>>18019403even funnier because Kairi only had 4 televised singles victories on the main roster before she came back from injury and only 2 of them were via pinfall. She pinned one of the iconics and bagley and beat sashit by dq and natty by count out
>>18019636based 'ri dabbing on creative
>>18019704yeah for some reason indians just really hate Kairi and Poi.
>>18020158>>18020276>>18020226JD and Dom are dimes.
>>18025407you finna know it
>>18022736'ri is as smol as a smol dog
>>18025121Based 'ri & based OP for making the thread
Another bump for the 'ritards while i watch NXT
>>18025073 (OP)Thank god she exposed that fat donkey fucker shitter.
Kairi is getting this thick goey yellowy nut tonight. Im gonna edge and build with some JAV first. Ichika succubi videos
>>18025073 (OP)Are there pics of her soles?
>>18025227Once you dislocate a shoulder it becomes super easy to do it again. Riv might need surgery to fix it for good.
/arrrr/ giving those shitters what for again
>>18026114Holy fucking based
I feel kinda conflicted right now. On one hand, my Detroit TiGODS beat the Shitsburgh Pirates tonight. On the other hand, I know the Captain is sad that the Pirates lost. I don't know what to do. Maybe I can convince the Captain to root for the Tigers.
>>18026114based front page 'ri
>>18026163does Kairi rike baseball? I know IYO rikes baseball
>>18026217I think all Japs like baseball. We taught them how to play after we nuked them.
>>18026246>We taught them how to play after we nuked them.japanese baseball started before the nukes. babe ruth toured there in the 1920s with a bunch of all stars and one jew who skipped one of the games, dressed up like a japanaman for some reason and filmed the tokyo skyline and that film was later used to generate a map of tokyo for the first bombing raids during WWII.
it's weird he did it because it was 1934 and he would eventually be confirmed for a spy and also he was jewish so he was friends with einestine because jewish
>>18026560Based Sultan of Swag
>>18025073 (OP)My Career Killing QT
>>18026623Pure Strike Princess
>>18026651'ri-chan's erotic shoulders!
>>18026654Ya know... the Great Bambino has a moon face. Ya think maybe he's Iyo's great grandpa?
>>18026667IYO is a white woman
>>18026732Terminator 'ri is truly merciless
>>18025073 (OP)>Liv is injury prone>Finn is injury proneDissolve Judgement Day now
>>18026654Is that AZM's great grandma in the front between the Bambino and the geisha?
>>18025121Kinging like a Kong
>>18026732killer moonface
>>18026654I'd have cum inside every one of those women in that picture if I were the Babe back then.
>>18026752Don't have to tell me twice
>search arr
>brings you to the lyrajeet thread
tfw wanna put a ladder sight on my gun but it would be slightly expensive, a decent bit of work and be worse than my current sight set up for no actual benefit other than it would look kino
Hate to wait almost a week for more 'ri
>>18027552maybe she will be on slopdown
>>18026616The Colossus of Clout had a kino fur game.
>>18027670why do japs love Z so much?
>>18025121Is it true that bork refused to enter the ring with her?
>>18025073 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTITFIGb88M
>>18027984She didn't throw any choccy this week right?
>>18028061Damn
Liv is such a shitter
>>18028064if she did it was when the screen went to black between the commercial starting and ending, even the commercial free broadcast gets like 4 seconds of black screen
Fun fact, Kairi is not aware WWE matches are staged
>>18028061Gotta be honest: this isn't Kairi's fault but if I were Hunter I wouldn't push Kairi beyond tag team champion.
>>18028084Kairi could be IC or US champ if the potato vortex wasn't hogging the IC belt
Last and I stole all of these from Kabuki and there is nothing they can do about it
>>18028095>ywn get a girl like this in the balkansFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>18028090I like Lyra but yes I agree with Becky not putting her or the belt over. I also think Bayley should take some time ouf of the E and explore new horizons like Sasha is doing.
>>18025073 (OP)Kairi hurt me opening this thread
>>18028100Lyra would benefit a lot from being on a team with Asuka or Kairi. She is a workhorse but she she is plain, having a wacky partner like the nips would make her more interesting.
>>18028108she isn't even that good, she's just ok with getting stiffed. Though I agree pairing her with Kairi or Asuka would help
>>18028100becko is boring as shit too and almost killed the company and no one gives a shit about bagley. the only good thing that can be said about them fucking around with the IC belt is at least it isn't the main belt, but they are wasting time and opportunities that could go to nonshitters
>>18028119Same can be said about Zelina Vega. She is another legit shitter.
>>18028067I don't hate Liv but she is really annoying and her storyline with Dom and Roxanne is a cheap soup opera. I'm glad she is going to be out for a while, maybe Dom can show more personality and interact with JD or Finn. Hell, maybe even Roxanne can cost him the tittle at NoC and fuck off from the Judgement Day.
>>18028145Zelina is losing the belt at evolution, maybe in october at the absolute latest. she only got the belt because her husband signed with the company
>>18028095>Last and I stole all of these from Kabuki and there is nothing they can do about itI don't care. Go ahead and repost them.
>>18028173so why did you post them in kabuki and not here?
>>18028095Based YAJnon going to war
>>18028215I even posted in there and they will never know which post is mine. someone even replied to it
>>18028194why are you being a weirdo about this
>>18028227I don't like having to go into kabuki to look for 'ris
>>18028095>>18028090>>18028082>>18028078>>18028075Kek she really just ran around striking poses and hitting jumping forearms on invisible opponents while Liv writhed around on the floor? Based lunatic Kairi.
Kairi Sane, how I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body with my tongue
>>18028320Kairi is dangerously based
IYO got nuked. I think schlomo made the thread
>>18028084Actually...hang on.
Look how Kairi puts her head between Liv's legs and pulls down her arm. This actually increases the speed with which Liv would fall down fairly dramatically.
If Liv expected to just fall down by herself to sell, but suddenly had torque added to her fall, it could have been one reason why she landed harder and more unexpected than she thought.
That said there was no way her shoulder should have given out the way it did. I don't see a sideways rotation so Liv should have fallen on both her arms, equally absorbing impact.
Also headlocks confirmed useless, Liv just slips right out.
>>18028728Sorry, instead of "between her legs" it should read "behind Liv's knee".
Anyone got some rare crown jewel 'ris?
>>18028584Nah he didn't. It got deleted and I didn't even get a warning or ban for it. I'm not Schlomo either.
>that guy who keeps bumping the jannetty thread
>>18028728most wrestlers take bumps off the top rope, Lib should be able to take a tripping move
>>18029263weird. I got a .30-30 thread deleted earlier on /k/ and all that happened was I got warned for "filing false reports"
>>18028584I don't make the Iyo threads bro. I just piss of the wheeled wonder from time to time.
>>18030550based shlomo sting
>>18030572It's so easy. I might do it now.
>>18031114Ups, here's Kairi's Tushy
>>18028320She had to vamp for the crowd so they all wouldn't be fixated on Liv why trying to figure out the extent of her injury.
>>18028728liv is barely larger than kairi, tripping and landing onto the ring ordinarily wouldn't do anything, she just landed wrong
i know it wasn't her fault nor was zoey's injury but i can't help but feel like they're gonna stop kairi's singles push after this
>>18031569TKO might cut their losses altogether and just fire her
>>18031753Nah, Kairi is an ambassador for the company. They aren't gonna treat any of their joshi's poorly because they want the next generation of them. It also isn't her fault that Liv has a bad shoulder.
>>18032126>ambassador for the companyWhich means jack shit to the corporate suits running WWE now, literally they could fire the entire roster of SmackDown tomorrow and not give a single fuck
>they want the next generation of themTriple H might, but every single Joshi is a literal who that Ari and friends couldn't begin to care about
>>18032214TKO board is a Giulia board buddy
People giving Kairi shit for this injury is insane but also par for the course with *certain Liv fans unfortunately. They’ve attacked wrestlers they deemed responsible for Liv’s previous injuries before (Dakota and Rhea iirc) even though they really weren’t at fault.
It was a complete freak accident and people need to get a grip and leave Kairi alone.
>>18032637yep i am a big liv fan as well as a kairi fan and this was clearly a wild accident. and the same with zoey who i also like. i don't want to throw fault at the wrestlers if no one really is at fault. sometimes shit just happens.
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>>18032626Postin' 'ri's is what I do
>>18033332'ri sure loves wearing a bikini
>>18033511Yea I know, makes me sad too. Kairi is a great gal but seems to have the worst luck of just about any wrestler. I'm sure she feels awful. Liv & Kairi seem friendly.
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>>18033422Shame she doesn't rock the 'kini no more. Kairi must have been banned from displays of lewdness when she got married. Another reason to dislike the batman.
If Kairi was ever gonna get a good heel run the time is now. Any girl on the chopping block gets buried by Kairi. Any girl who wants a holiday suffers a worked injury from Kairi. Any child who desires chocolate dubloons is denied by Kairi. They need to roll with this aura of menace she is building.
>>18034300She is too cute to boo. It just doesn't work
>>18034323She could still play a cute heel who gets pops for naughty or tricky behaviour. The Kabukis and Sky Pirates were always doing heel stuff and still getting cheered.
>>18034065At least she rocks tiny dresses to time to time
Kairi doesn't wear panties after she gets full Brazilian waxes
>>18031569they can't they are running out of bodies to use
>>18032126this. shinsku as a job
>>18032716poor ri
>>18034300the fucking coins thing is still funny. how does she always miss the kids?
>>18035411Pure speculation
Been enjoying faps to her feet lately
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Me comfy in bed watching 5 nights at Freddy's with my tulpa 'ri
[Sad News]
Kairi's friend Natsumi Showzuki tore her labrum and will be out of action for the rest of the year
https://x.com/_hide0220/status/1935538727893483961
[Sad News]
Kairi's friend Natsumi Showzuki tore her labrum and will be out of action for the rest of the year
https://x.com/723sumikawa/status/1935537792517554335
>>18032716You see why I love Kairi? She’s just the sweetest and obviously she never means to cause injuries, especially when she herself gets injured a lot too.
Which is why I grow less respect to anyone that verbally harassed her for an accident(especially Liv fans)
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Love ma 'ri
>>18036715Everybody is saying this
>>18035883That sucks. Thankfully it's not her back though.
>>18026654>ベーブルースWhat do they mean by this?
>>18031114カイリちゃんのお尻をポーストをしたいんのですが
>>18028157Isn't the whole business pretty much a cheap soap opera?
[Fuck perception-of-reality television]
I have it, on good authority, that 'ri was feeling a little horny when she woke up this morning and started lightly massaging herself in her hairless zone while reaching over to tease Iyo's nipples until Iyo woke up.
Much scissoring ensued
>>18028163I would have given Zelina the belt if she let me sniff her butthole
>>18037452Well, we're waiting.
>>18025121I love that house cat at 3 AM vibe she got.
>>18035915>I grow less respectGood morning sir!
>>18036715Love me some bikini 'ri
More 'rikini for the lads, have a good day
>>18035660very cuteo
>>18035838who is that?
>>18035915who got mad at her? wasn't it legit only seething troons who hate her because she's a japanese woman and not black or something?
>>18036715same
>>18037444>ベーブルースthat's his name
>>18037452japan 'ri fan is back?
>>18037465comics were like that too. it's just the nature of long running serialized narratives
>>18037509'ri zoomies
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>>18039164riddle is my favorite joshi
[important Kairi news]
Kairi has purchased a new shirt
>>18039507Groundbreaking stuff!
>>18038962She's had street shitters threatening her the last few days
>>18039811yeah, they are basically all of her antis
>>18039507Who is that girl resting her hand on Kairi's leg? What gives her the right? It would have been my Kairi leg to rest my hand upon if not but for chance!
shooter Kairi has a weight disadvantage against Miyu
>>18040555Matt Riddles girlfriend.
>>18039834I hate them so much
>>18039507>>18041003>Kairi's tight blue pantaloonsHnnnng
>>18039811>>18039834>>18041104I saw a Chinese girl sat behind an Indian on a packed bus once... she had to cover her mouth & nose and immediately moved once there was enough room. They constantly try to oppress our asian qt's with their uncouth ways. Picking on Kairi is the last straw!
>>18039507>SedonaIyo bought it for her.
>>18041797Check the OP pic dumbass, she’s literally in Sedona she bought it herself
>>18041826I know she was in Sedona because Iyo took her there and likely bought her a shirt as a souvenir.
>>18041889They love each other
>>18025073 (OP)Ironically, PornKairi is also a footslut
>>18042311Her name is Azumi Chino (lol), someone posted her the other week. She only resembles her at angles, she seriously looks more like a Tam Nakano Kairi hybrid.
>>18042332>chinoKek and thanks lad
>>18043171Them touching asses is so hot.
>>18043265Need a 'ri kitty
>>18043265>the pose. the gesture.what did she mean by this?
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>>18035883Get well soon Natsumi!
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>transexuals in catalog get posted
>iyo thread slided off
>euro hours
>>18043640who is she with?
>>18044318Natsumi Showzuki, Kairi's friend and former tag partner.
Let me just say, I'd lick every nook and cranny of this sexy little slut's hairless body
>>18044685Please respect the captain. But yes - I'd start with her pits!
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'ri be stylin' & profilin'
>>18040816does >she have a dick then?
>>18040780why is it on an angle?
So I have a straight question about this since I saw it brought up in a prior thread
When did Kairi get a nose job done? Was it a while back or after her injury?
>>18044288same shit happens on /k/
>yuros wake up>make 80 ukraine threads>also start spamming like a dozen threads where the op is a webm of black penises for some reasonI don't get why yuros are such homos and why they need to try to slide IYO with faggot porn
I'll make iyo thread in a bit bros.
>>18044915During her hiatus in Japan. She debuted it when she showed up at a Stardom press conference a couple of years ago.
>>18042225>>18042332kairi-chan???! that's yabai
>>18044923If we rangebanned India, Europe and Israel this site would be absolutely the best.
>>18046401Especially at a time like this when their Stanley Cup drought is lengthened and they're dour and snippy because of it.
>>18046923it is fucking insane the number of nonAmericans on /k/ and if there are that many on /k/ I gotta assume there are tons on every board
>>18046923Canadians are always insanely passive aggressive and cunty and they can all go and fuck themselves silly for all I care.
I wanna fuck Kairi and Iyo, give them both litters of haps babies, and train them up to be a pro wrestling dynasty stable to combat the coconut epidemic
>>18047044>wanting to impregnate a 35 and 36 year oldYour babies would have down syndrome.
>>18047627why aren't they the same size?
>>18047013I hate Canada so much
>>18047627Iyo is on the picture?
>>18047921Smol 'ri. Please understand.
>>18047627I want to take Iyo and Kairi to Culver's after this training session to make sure they keep some weight on after the workout.
BMJ btfo needle dick Phil bigly.
>>18047627Sumie looking delicious again.
>>18047627Can the Captian please punch me in the balls
>>18051929Many people are saying this
>>18052057Surely not. These sentiments must be very niche.
>>18052235Don't you want 'ri touching your balls?
>>18052252For sure a bit of a fondling would be rad...But I don't want her to cutlass my sack lol.
>>18048398same, though bongland is giving them a run for their money
>>18049314on kairi's left
>>18047627Masami looks like shit here
>>18052730Chubby Iyo is in the right place!
>transexuals posted tranny porn
>still no slidey
trannies lost again
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You guys reckon the Kabuki's have disbanded? It seemed really weird not to have any sort of interaction between Asuka and Kairi on Raw.
>>18053270they lose every time
>>18053808I think at some point they will have a segment or Asuka will come to rescue Kairi. Like right now it's gay uso, second gay uso and that gay jewish ginger. they are all friends but not actively in a stable
page 10, wheels be wilding
>>18047044>dynasty stable to combat the coconut epidemicYou're gonna have to fist fight Rikishi
>>18047627Did Matt Riddle fuck them all at once? Given how at this time he was a sex addict and all
>>18054109>>18054597this thread almost got slid in less than 2 hours. what the fuck do yuros do during yuro time? do they all wake up and make 5 shitty threads?
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>>18054665They're easily the worst posters on any site. Gay faggots posting slop because they need the attention.
>>18054597>>18054665>>18055355not to interrupt the discords goon sesh
you let your boogeyman rape your precious asian waifus whenever you say his name, please guys lets stat focused on the babes
And here he is again ranting because he's unhappy. Lol
>>18055405dude stop it!! im serious every time we talk about our boogeyman he gains power like voldemort!!
>>18055355on all boards they are the worst posters, it's crazy
>>18055434They had their country taken away by street shitters so, now they lash out online. It really is sad.
>>18055355>>18055434There are threads almost everyday saying how we need to post on /s/ when they should have their own gay wrestling board to talk about "men's wrestling"
>>18055450lel, it do be like that
>>18055460that's dumb because men's wrestling isn't very good right now. there is Chad and who else? Dom and JD? everyone is 50 and dimeless
>>18055483no i think anyone discussing men's wrestling on a wrestling board is gay
i need to be gooning to joshi at all times
This is why we have /arrrr/ and don't merge with IYO
Another one of Kairi's friends is getting armed
>>18028061>Livfags got angry at 'ri but didn't look that Liv injured herself by not being careful how she landed her arms while taking a bumpWhat a shitter.
>>18055965it literally wasn't even liv fans, it was Kairi haters. It was literally a bunch of homosexuals who hate Kairi for being a cute anime girl.
>>18056003>It was literally a bunch of homosexuals who hate Kairi for being a cute anime girlSo basically Cornyfags?
>>18056015yeah, like the one twitter sceen cap was a black homosexual seething because people shat on nia for being a shitter (also for some reason he though nia was black) and saying people need to attack kairi like they did nia, when both of Kairi's incidence were freak accidents and not her fault. the worst thing you could blame kairi for was not getting to her spot quick enough vs zoey, but it's zoey's fault for jumping too early, zoey's fault for trying to land like that instead of a safer bump and also why call a timing move like that on Kairi's first match back?
The liv thing it was just a front bump and Liv got unlucky and it's like the 3rd or 4th time she has had an issue with that shoulder
>>18053270Why do euros do that?
>>18056332lack of a good domestic fed
>>18053270Trancord be bubblin' and dilatin'!
I would enjoy tasting Kairi's pits
I will cum on Kairi's pits before anyone tastes them.
>>18056777I will lick away all of your salty cum if that's what it takes to enjoy the putridness of Kairi's lovepits
My cum tastes like pennies.
>>18056885why did the temperature jump 8 degrees communist?
Do you think Kairi would peg me if I asked her nicely?
>>18056888different part of the country
>>18057623I hate penta so fucking much. he is a dimeless ugly shitter who just spams taunts and does the gayest fakest moves and then no sells
send him back to gayew
>>18056885Cute. This looks like the outfit UFO Kairi wore
>>18057468Many are saying this
>>18057623her influence is still felt to this very day... kek what an influential player
I fkn love Kairi bro's. I love piracy too!
>>18056818Kingdom Hearts KAIRI
>>18056818Kairi's tummy is very kissable in this pic.
>>18059099Many people are saying this
>>18061777Son of a bitch. I'll fuck him up for kicking Kairi's butt like that. That dropkick he hit her with was nuts. Poor 'ri got yeeted.
>>18058369princess trophy?
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>>18060154would raspberry
who will kairi kawb this week?
I stole these from IYO and there is nothing anyone can do hahahah
>>18063790Holy fucking cute!
Pretty sure Riddle is fucking Kairi
>>18064346Kairi is mogging mina here
>>18063177kek were you the one who kept replying with "Aura"
>>18064396lol no. that was someone else
>>18064346a happy throuple (dana white there isnt part of it)
I absolutely adore the Captain!
>>18064285it's amazing how Kairi is actually one of the few intelligent joshis out there.
Why is the retardation levels so high in that industry?