Soon.

>>18027592 (OP)
Heard she's going to be a real game changer

>>18027592 (OP)
wouldn't be the worst new hire

Chris Chan vs Nyla, the biggest Forbidden Door match possible

>>18027592 (OP)
Chris would unironically be their biggest draw and might put them back over 800k agaain. Where they at now? 500k?

a lolcow fed would be dimes. someone most have made one on fire pro or svr.

>>18027936
bigger than RAW (380K)

>>18027944
christine chandler versus boogie2988 dressed as chris chan

demoncobrajfs vs wings of redemption

nikocado vs sam hyde

dimes

>>18027950
Kek maybe in your tranny dreams

>>18027973
I just want to hear Cornette try to make sense of that card with Brian explaining the backstories

>>18028037
Alright, folks, buckle up, because we’re diving into a rabbit hole dumber than a bag of hammers in a squash match. Brian, you ever hear of this Chris Chan character? No? Well, let me tell ya, this is the kinda thing that makes you question the Good Lord’s quality control on humanity. Christine Weston Chandler, or whatever they’re callin’ themselves these days, is like if you took a Comic-Con reject, gave ‘em a dial-up modem, and let ‘em loose to make the internet wish it had a restraining order.
Now, this ain’t no wrestling angle, but it’s got more heat than a Vince Russo booking in a dumpster fire. This Chris Chan’s been online since the days when MySpace was still a thing, creatin’ this godforsaken Sonichu comic—some kinda Sonic the Hedgehog-Pokémon lovechild drawn with the artistic talent of a drunk toddler. And the internet, bein’ the internet, decides this is their new punching bag. They’ve got trolls followin’ this poor bastard like marks chasin’ a hot tag, documenting every damn thing they do—every video, every meltdown, every bizarre life choice. It’s like a 24/7 shoot interview nobody asked for.
I mean, good God almighty, this person’s life is a worked shoot gone wrong. They’re out here livin’ in a fantasy world, talkin’ about dimensional merges and wearin’ more glitter than a Diva’s Battle Royal. And the fans—well, not fans, more like vultures—they’re eggin’ it on, baitin’ ‘em into crazier and crazier stunts. It’s like watchin’ a promoter book a territory into the ground, except it’s one person’s life. I ain’t sayin’ it’s right, but you can’t look away—it’s car-crash television without the TV.
Now, I don’t know if this Chris Chan’s a victim, a nutcase, or both, but I’ll tell ya this: if I was bookin’ this mess, I’d have fired the whole creative team years ago for lettin’ it go this far. It’s sad, it’s weird, and it’s a damn indictment of the internet age that this is what passes for entertainment.

https://youtu.be/4orHqL-b968?si=7N9zAZ4HTnqA0G9d
promo's good

>>18027973
Sam Hyde vs Hasan Kiker in 6/9 falls match,if hasan wins sam runs and candy man enters

>>18028211
>Hasan Kiker
Hasan is less jewish than Sam lol.

>>18027987
So you're saying Netflix is lying? They're not even that high?

>>18028267
Netflix is reporting 2.9 million for this week. No reason for me to think they're lying.

>>18028336
Thats inflated af

MOTHERFUCKER *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>18028099
Ai slop, fuck off

>>18029044
Nah u are

chris chan is a dead meme

>>18030762
chris chan put out more quality content than TNA has in its lifetime

>>18028099
still better than tony kwab's booking

>>18032040
Not really an accomplishment

>>18032532
lmao

>>18027592 (OP)
surprised it took this long for anyone to notice it

>>18032040
I'm sure Grok can put together a better 6 month block of storylines than Tony can

funny that all the hogwheels threads only have at best 5 replies and 4 of them are his own posts.

>>18029128

>>18037088
Monitor.

>>18037089
WDUTWH

>>18037088
Looks like a typical aew fan

You watch.
They'll go through with it.
Tony will sell replica Sonichu medallions at every show.
He'll put the women's title on....it.
Chandler's finishing moves will be the Dimensional Merge Blackhole Slam and the Barbussy Bronco Buster.
Kenny Omega will don a Princess Peach costume and join Christine on his "Love Quest" and the two will form a tag team called "Zap To The Extreme!"
Soon, you will see multitudes of fans show up to the arenas wearing striped-clown shirts in solidarity and support.
Make the call, Tony.

>>18037741
>He'll put the women's title on....it.
First womans title match was Riho vs Nyla, so yeah, Tony has no issue with troons being a woman in his nepofed

>>18028211
Hasan could outbox circles around that fat slug Sam Hyde. I saw him box, he was already gassed in the first round

>>18037719
afraid so

>>18038097
Hasanabi Cucker wouldn’t bust a grape in Napa Valley with golf shoes on. He’s softer than charmin. The CANDYMAN would obliterate him. And that’s a shoot