Thread 18029457

AEW Makes Its Historic Mexico Debut at the Cathedral of Lucha Libre - Arena México!...
AEW Grand Slam Mexico live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>MJF vs. Mistico
>Zeuxis (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the CMLL World Women's Championship
>The Death Riders & The Young Bucks vs. Will Ospreay, Swerve Strickland, & The Opps
>Continental Champion The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada vs. Mark Briscoe
>TNT Champion Adam Cole, Daniel Garcia, Brody King, Templario, Bandido, & Atlantis Jr. vs. FTR, Josh Alexander, The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita, The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, & Hechicero in a 12-Man Tag
>Ricochet vs. Hologram vs. Mascara Dorada vs. Lio Rush in a 4 Million Pesos High Flying 4-Way Match (~$210,319 USD)

** 24 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18029457 (OP)
BASADO!

No buddy??

>>18029457 (OP)
>okada wins
>sasha wins
>mgayf wins
>moxley wins
>ricochet wins
When's the last time an actual unpredictable match happened?

>>18029479
Hangman vs Ospreay was the most unpredictable match in wrestling in the past 5 years if I'm being honest

>>18029457 (OP)
>24 Days Out From All In Texas
Has time sped up for anyone?

>>18029457 (OP)
Now that is a "mid" card

sickos how we feelin?

>>18029595
breddy good. it'll be a magical night since arena mexico looks pretty kino when sold out

>>18029457 (OP)
BASED

Should I order tacos al pastor for this?

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>18029595
BUÈNO

>>18029457 (OP)
grim

I'm taking out the Selena Gomez Oreo cookies for tonight

>>18029457 (OP)
>Kenny got written off right before the Mexico show
Tony Khan fucking HATES beaners

>>18030034
More like CMLL doesn't allow a recent former AAA champion

Phil Brooks lost.

CINEMA

>>18029457 (OP)
Hello AEWmìgos
I am here to bring to your attention this wonderful lady spreading the good word for us down in ol Mehìco way
>>18029031
QTs all pver the world are allying themselves with AEW/CMLL/NJPW (the good guys)

>>18029457 (OP)
Is this a house show? No way this is an actual card for tv right?

AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>18030255
Was going to say that maybe Tony should buy the WWE library if TKO unloads that property but the only good stuff on there is the Attitude Era and the Ruthless Aggression Era. Everything else is unwatchable garbage. Probably not worth it lol

>>18029457 (OP)
>Briscoe vs Okada
Based
>spic vs horse
HORSEWINSLOL
>Major Jewish Faggot vs Mistico
Should be good even though Hurt Business is going to interfere.
>10 man fuckfest
Lowest segment of the night.
>Mascara Dorada/Ricoshit/Hologra/Lio Rush
Good spot monkey and flip match.
>whatever the fuck this is supposed to be
I'm a Hechicero mark but this is going to suck. Not as much as the 10 man, but still.

>>18029479
>mgayf wins
CMLL is not gonna job out Mistico to a foreigner in Arena Mexico.

KEK

>>18030605
what a mark

I lost respect for Rey Mysterio when he said Lucha Libre is finally a thing because WWE acknowledged it. They should be burning Rey's mask in the streets of Mexico

>>18030255
>source: my ass

What’s the story?

The AEW graphics team got lazy this week and didn't make any cool posters for the event. Wrestlers had to resort to retweeting fan made posters instead

>>18029479
the haters never watch the ppvs

>>18030255
This is an AEW thread

>>18029595
12 man tag gonna be a sight to see

The last time Okada was in a CMLL ring was August 17, 2018

>>18029457 (OP)
WHO????? WHAT'S THE STORY????????????

HOLY PESOS!

TK and Salvador Lutteroth III linked up BASADO

>>18030930
>this pinche Mark

>>18030930
>>18030933
>>18030940
increiblemente basado

>>18030930
>>18030933
>>18030940
JEJ BASED

>>18029457 (OP)
All the nice graphics and fonts. Will there be any special rope colors, sets? Will the arena be big and full? Tired of this SNK-tier company.

>>18030930
Kino

>$10 stuffed crust pizza from domino's special this week
they knew about the GRAND SLAM. we eatin good tonight bros.

Will this be broadcasted to mexico? I have cable.

>>18031228
think fox sports mexico is the official channel for aew dynamite, but might wanna verify that

>>18031251
I'm watching fox sports now, they seem to be passing a show from a week ago or so. There were some women kissing on the ring, is this a common occurence? This is the first time I watch this promotion.

I've got Mexican cervezas on ice, weed I bought from a Mexican guy, and my poncho on!
DONDA ÉSTA MI HERMANOS MUY SÍCKOS ??!!

>>18031289
EXCELENTE

I'll be watching for my beautiful CEO's plump buttocks

>>18030234
based Mexi-qt

>>18031410
This is not AAA, tho.

>>18031289
absolutamente basado

>>18031419
ball knower

>>18029493
Not really a high bar, tbf. But I'll cede the point.

>>18030605
Clever

>>18031419
>>18031462
WEA

>>18030605
OY VVEY

jej

>>18031419
good brapper too

>>18031835
and tits

>>18031657
Beautiful white woman

*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON AEW
*BANG BANG*
>SCOR SOM FACKIN PINS
*BANG BANG*

>>18031462
booba haver

>>18031911
she kinda cute

>>18029457 (OP)
CMLL trios matches are always a great time because they have their own flow to them. You can't just book 10-12 vaguely associated guys to fuck around in Arena Mexico and expect to get the same feeling

>>18031930
This is just Tony being way too nice and wanting to make sure everyone (except kenny lol) has a spot on the card. Seriously, wtf did Adam Cole do to deserve a spot on this show

Hoping the 'cans bring big dick crowd energy for this show.

>>18031851
HOLY FRIGGIN TETAS
MAMÍ MAMÍ MAMÍ

>>18030856
cut your hair motherfucker

>>18030930
>>18030940
Is that Adam Cole under the mask?

have you got your snacks ready?

>>18032065
Yeah, your nan's pussy

>>18032065
I've got lube and goon fuel on hand. And my dick in the other.

>>18030234
>QTs all pver the world are allying themselves with AEW/CMLL/NJPW (the good guys)
MANY SUCH CASES

I’ve got snacks to share with my Buddy.

>>18031928
>cutie face
>yuge thicc latina booty >>18031835
>big ol tétas >>18031851
>passionate proud wrestling fan
How do you say waifu in Spanish ?

>>18032082
see also

>>18032082
I feel like I caught vd just looking at that picture.

>>18032100
This bitch really wants a job badly, huh?

per luchablog, the card order revealed starting from bottom right to left

>>18032105
and also

>>18032120
Good. She should get $200,000 a year to shake her tits & ass in the audience of AEW shows and be a thot brand ambassador online for them. Sounds great to me.

>Claudio OUT
>Beast Mortos IN
What happened to Claudio?

>>18032187
Glad Tony took some time to hang out with Adam Cole and Johnathan Grisham.

>>18032187
always knew Tony could mediate peace between Kemonito and Kemalito

>>18032203
oh fuck, Mercedes DOES have some pull after all, hopefully Claudio is fine and it is nothing serious

>>18032203
Mone already politicking for her man.

Can someone explain the situation between the beast mortos and CMLL?

>>18032203
based Mercedes politicking for my boy Mortos

>>18032203
>MORTOS: IN
but enough about Mercedes's tight gushy caramel mocha coochie

Why didn’t Rhea politick for her man.

>>18032203
Sad for Claudio but holy BASED I was hoping Mortos would show up

>>18032203
basado

>>18032258
mortos better fucking propose at this rate, my boy is back in arena mexico

Imagine having a gf that fights for you. Some of these women could learn a thing or two from The CEO on how to be a ride or die bitch

>>18032255
she don't work there bro

>>18032271
She’s LITERALLY the best woman in wrestling right now.

>>18032258
Okadabros, what is this?

>>18032026
swear to God, this was my captcha for making that post;

>>18032296
.....................special..................

>>18032289
SOVL

>>18032203
MORTOS BROS, WE'RE GETTING THAT PUSH

>>18032181
That's a man.

>>18032181
Katherine owes me sex

I can't wait to see the fine mamacitas in the audience

>>18032203
>What happened to Claudio?

Estoy aqui para apoyar a mi mero mero Hologram, saludos at todos mis holonegros

>>18030255
>Speculation that they may look
It’s already over. Tony wins

>>18030255
>piggies squealed so hard about their "WBD killing AEW" headcanon that it backfired
KWAB

>Asuka returning Monday sending my Asian MILF fever into overload;
>AEW going to Mexico sending my thicc latina fever into overload ;
>mfw all this week

>>18032203
>>18032249

>>18032410
oh LAWD

>>18032466
dunno if you watched Persephone yesterday on the CMLL vs AEW/ROH show, child bearing hips for days

>>18032545
I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>>18032545
She’s got a horrific face. Oh god it’s Thunder Rosa but a little chunkier.

>>18032545
Her finisher has to be the Hogan leg drop right?
Look at those things. NOBODY could kick out.

>>18032410
the way her nipple get harder as she dances

>>18032583
She's a Fed flight risk. Even after they fired her before. If they offer her a deal just to get here away from AEW/CMLL she'll take it cos she's a mark. Not safe to invest in her

>>18032583
Persephone is better than her

i love you starlight kid

>>18032648
Uglier too

Cash Wheeler got replaced by the murder hawk

hypothetically, what if i wanted a war?

Signs says the doctor told her she beat cancer today and she's celebrating by attending grand slam mexico tonight

rush but a woman

>>18029457 (OP)
>the Cathedral of Lucha Libre - Arena México!...

>>18032659
Brody has to team up with
Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia god dammit free him Buddy.

>>18032659
These niggas are droppin liek flies at the Mexican border. WTF is goin on down there toady??

Can someone hook a brotha up with a streaming link? I don't have cable because most of what's on cable sucks.

>>18032669
>My first CMLL/AEW event
>Today the doctor told me I'm in remission
>Today it's my birthday
it's too much stuff at the same time to be believable

>>18032659
I like to think Cash got to the airport and then
>"Oh shit, where's my passport?"
>A gun falls out of his suitcase
>A second gun falls out of his pants
>A third gun shakes out of his carry on
>A fourth gun just clearly in his hand
>"...but I'm going to Mexico!"

>>18032672
She can get these hearns (well just the 1)
I honestly don't know if I have enough penetrate those Fort Knox like thighs

>>18032688
psp

>>18032659
>14 man tag
oh for fucks sake

>>18032659
I hope Tony/CMLL don't waste time with Adam Cole's long ass entrance. That shit is long af and with a card this big they should skip it.

>>18032688
if you type watchwrestling into Google
you will find that which you seek

>>18032659
>14-Man Tag
Is this not the biggest tag in the history of wrestling?

OH NO NO AEW TRANNY JOSHIPEDOS

BAHAHAHAHAHA

YOUR JAP IS GONE

>>18032714
Who

>>18032698
?

>>18032703
King Sue, mí amada.........

>>18032721
-tv

AEW SUCKS FUCKING SHIT!!!@@@

>>18032692
>a fifth smaller gun falls out of one of the other prior guns

>>18032727
Ohhhh ok now I found it, thanks anon!

10 minute warning

>>18032742
gracias

Ready for another bEatdown, little aewtists?

The E-Titans are here.

ECHADS REPORT FOR DUTY

¡VÁMONOS! JAJAJAJAJA

If you replace EATDOWN with UDDY you get the guy im waiting to appear on tv.

>>18032692
>>18032740

6 belt Mone happening?

THEIR IS A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING


TREES ARE FALLING DOWN

IF THE RATINGS ARE BAD THATS WHY

>>18032672
how would my 3.25 incher fair

>>18032672
I'm really starting to get into women that look like this. Something about having a woman like that bare my children is really hot

>>18032766
I HOPE MIKI IS THERE TO COVER THE EVENT SHE DOES CMLL AND AEW STUFF FOR TV IN JAPAN

>>18032749
You don't scare anyone e-faggot. The only people you can scare are the women you stalk, and even they wouldn't be scared if they actually saw how weak yall are.

>>18032672
Persephone me debe sexo

>Peacemaker coming to TNT on June 27

WE DID IT WE GOT DEKE ON FRIDAYS

>>18032768
You need to stop leeching off my posts you dimeless little faggot. This has happened several times now.

>>18032760
kek nobody responded to your call to arms
Yo're all alone, sad lonely boi ;_;

>>18032787
true

>>18032795
>there is now a copycat buddyfag and the original guy has big heat with him about it
kek

E-Titan reporting for duty.
I hate AEW so much its unreal

>>18032784
based and latinapilled

>>18032795
Hey. No.

>>18032809
Lmao no i meant that he always just copies my posts but makes them about buddy. Nobody's copying that dimeless gimmick

>>18032659
>Cash
>not D*x
Life isn't fair

>>18032798
I miss PAC. He would have been perfect for today's show.

>>18032825
Same with Buddy.

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES
Pitos afuera por ese trasero de Mercedes. Puto Mortos, se la coge y debe estar bien apretadita.

Zeuxis owes me sex

I bullied an AEWtist at work earlier today lmfao. Guy ran to HR but they laughed at him too. But yeah, as a hot guy I can confirm I get a pass to say and do what I want. My boss is hot and married and she got a big promotion and I said to her 'Whose big, beautiful.... smile am I going to stare at all day now?' and she got all shy and timid. A few days later she came to work in her gym clothes to pick some things up and made sure I got a good look at her ass. It's not all fun and games though because other dudes don't always like you and you actually have to be nice to them to earn their trust

INJECT THAT LUCHA FLIPPY SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS BABY
YOU WANTED WARRRRRR

YOU WANTED WAR

YOU WANTED WAAAAARRRRRRRR

IT IS TIME

YOU WANTED WARRRRRRRR

I thought I had spanish audio on by accident at first

MEXICOOOOOO

Tony is a chad

If it's such a cathedral where's the steeple

Venue looking kino as always

Hey gwuys, don't forget that Dynamite is is Mexico tonight. Arriba Arriba Andale!

I don't even remember the last time we've had a normal episode of Dynamite. Tony has been really spoiling us sickos recently.

hanger is over in mexco

>Dog shit audio
Never change, AEW

GODDAMN, the broads already wet for Hangman

mamacitas love the hanger
BASED

>a shit ton of latinas in the crowd
HOLY FUCKING BASSSEEEEDDDD

HOLY FUCKING KINO

This stage is cool

>Mexicans
Well back to watching tel aviv get bombed

crowd sounds fucking great kek

based Hanger with the pop,

>>18032858
I HATE sour boy
he's the worst

hangman big pop

>>18032787
Hope they send her to London to cover Forbidden Door again so she can travel there and see it

that one woman cheering her heart out for the hanger

THE (FUTURE) CHAMP IS HERE

based hanger

I want to see Adam Cole jump down those steps

Tony Shitvonie sounds like a fucking retard. He doesnt have a good voice at all. Why did Tony hire him?

HUGE POP

>latinas screaming for Hangman
holy fuck lmao

lmao what a pussy pounding pop

kek basado hanger

Hanger breaking out the high school Spanish just like me when I order at the good taco truck

ENGLISH PLEASE

ICE ICE BABY

>double hardcam setup
kino ngl

is everything going to be in spanish

>>18032787
What happened to the miki threads?

bro i need a mexican sicko gf so fucking bad

Cringe

Is there anything Hanger can't do?

Based hangman learned spanish just for this promo

CM Puke could never

Do you think Okada also knows perfect Spanish?

FUCK THIS ARENA IS SO KINO BROS

Shut up, Excalibur. I understand what he says.

>>18032858
Glad TK didn't hire this bald jobber again

FUCKING CRINGE


THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY


NEVER CHANGE AEW

I’d love to see hangman vs Buddy. Would be a great match. I’m not that guy btw.

>>18032881
I mean he is a pretty Chad looking white guy. Latinas dream about manly looking white guys with blue eyes

Hangman just won the latino and mexican market

ENBGLISH PLEASE WE NEED ENGLISH I DON'T SPEAK BEANER

That's kind of based that he speaks better white guy spanish than I do, I'm not terrible.

Guys he said he's going to the library in the beach with his two families

>>18032891
God I hope so lmao, need Oespray doing Spanglish

SOVL

What is he saying

>>18032860
>>18032863
>>18032864
>>18032870
Cowboys are over with Mexicans

no subtitles

Good size crowd. Hope they get rowdy.

I can't understand him but I can feel the emotion

Why not have subtitles? Are they fucking retarded? Damn AEW is so fucking bad lol

mexicans look like that?!?

Hangman is so cool

jesus motherfucking christ, this dude 100% is winning at all in

Get fucked gringos, I understand everything he is saying

>>18032707
watchwrestling is dogshit

why the fuck isnt the spanish announce table translating to english

Excalibur doing the worst job at live translating

Is he shooting on chuds?

I work in a gas station and 80% of my customers are Mexicans so I get to see a lot of Latinas.

Hangman is so based for cutting a promo fully in Spanish. Give this man the belt Tony!!!

He's cutting a promo on trump

EL JUAN MOXLEY

Hermano Hangman, ya eres mexicano.

holy fuck I can't understand but SHUT THE FUCK UP EXCALABUR YOUR TRANSLATION ISN'T HELPING SHIT

>>18032922
YEEEEET YEEEEEET

NEW THREAD
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944

I'll give him that, he's brave for doing this
Face of the company kinda shit

Beaner here. Hangman just said he was going to plow King Sue in the middle of the ring tonight in Arena Mexico.

>>18032939
Spend a lot of time on reddit?

I don't understand what he's saying

>yeah let's just open the show with something that 95% of our audience doesnt understand
I can already see the drones making threads and making fun of us for this. What the fuck man.

WHEN DOES HE START YEETING??

>I WILL BECOME YOUR MOTHER JON MOXLEY

No, Renee! Run!

BASED HANGER
FUCK THE FED

>>18032949
260 nigga what are you doing

EL MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER

i hope we see other non spics cut a spanish promo. too bad they never pushed angelico

This is so relatable he sounds like me speaking Spanish

goddamit this psp site sucks, it won't even let me make an account

>>18032894
I don't know, I miss them. I would drop in occasionally

>no mas quiero cervesa y putas
What did Hangman mean by this?

we're reaching cringe levels that shouldn't even be possible

hope we get some degenerate ey puto chants from the soccer hooligans

>>18032967
You don't need one just enable the media

>>18032964
well that's the problem. If you push Angelico he flies into the fucking sky and then lands on both ankles.

NEWWWWWWWWW
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944
>>18032944

>14 man tag
wew lad

>14 man tag
KEK

>>18032959
Oh, right. show in Mexico...

HANGER BASADO
A LA CHINGADA LA FEDERACION Y LOS CERDITOS

>protoshitter

lol come on is that really their name

>>18032993
>>18032994
That's a lot of tags

a true wrestling fan is able to speak english, spanish and japanese
if you can't then you're not a real fan

cash couldn't get his gun over the border...

>>18033001
at least 28

PELADOS
>PELADOS
PELADOS
>PELADOS
PELADOS
>PELADOS

14 MAN TAG HAHAH YESSSS

Did Cash not want to be around Mexicans?

>>18032967
ppv.to

So basically Hangman cut a babyface Mexican promo about immigrants working hard, thanking the fans for receiving them in Mexico and lastly saying he doesn't have a match today with Jon Moxley but will attack him after the match and beat his ass.

is cash wheeler not here because of his gun charges?

>>18032691
Your stupid ass believes in "flat earth" but a few things like this lining up is "too much"
FUCK OFF

>>18033023
Our sicko booker is the best

>>18032951
#1 babyface in the business

>>18033034
huh
i don't think the earth is flat
i do think women are evil tho

I don't trust Bandito

>>18033026
FUCK YEAH THAT ONE WORKED THANK YOU ANON YOU ARE THE MAN

Itsa me Templario

Buddy's buddy is here

Is Gracia Mexican?

>>18033113
He's Hispanic of some kind. Probably Puerto Rican

ATOM SMOL BAYBAY

>>18033124
I'm going to go with yes

LFG

Damn this place is packed, they drew some serious dimes with this one. So many more people than worlds collide.

So I guess Templario is supposed to be like a templar knight gimmick? If so that is dimes.

>>18033070
Based

>>18030098
>More like CMLL doesn't allow a recent former AAA champion that refused to drop the belt to Vikingo as he had previously agreed
Ftfy. CMLL doesn't have that much heat with AAA. Kenny has heat in Mexico.