Thread 18031166

Why is it so painful for him to grow a spine and admit that he's wrong and CM Punk is a hypocrite?

>>18031166 (OP)
Except he's not wrong and Punk isn't a hypocrite

>>18031166 (OP)
Someone please shop him on top of George Floyd

Because he's a retarded faggot and CM Punk is a retarded faggot and they have retarded faggot sex together all the time.

>>18031166 (OP)
He is mentally ill. Leave him be. You can tell he has mental problems when you watch that video
>HALP! HEY-YALP! THIS GUY'S TRYINA FIGHT ME! GOOD GAWD! HAAAAAY-YELP!

>>18031172
So Punk DOES suck blood-money covered Saudi dick then? Alright.

>>18031175
That would probably give him an aneurysm and he'd die.

>>18031227
>That would probably give him an aneurysm and he'd die.
Nah. He hates niggers.

Serious answer because not only is he a retarded boomer stuck in his ways and a dixiecrat brainwashed by CNN but he's legitimately on the spectrum.

>>18031215
They're gonna call it off and move it to Summerslam

>>18031166 (OP)
he has neighbors? I thought he lived in the woods. doesn't he seethe whenever anyone comes by his house?

>>18031166 (OP)
Everyone he's stood by has either revealed themselves to be an irredeemable shitter, died, or come out as Republican. He'll admit it eventually, but it's hard to let go.

>>18031247
Surprisingly he gets along with his neighbors. He was along the fence line awhile back and the neighbors dog barked and scared the shit out of him so much that he tumbled backwards but he had no ill will because it was a dog and it was on the other side of the property. Now as for people trying to dig up on his property to install fiber optic cables, he went insane and is lucky he didn’t get arrested.

>>18031248
His cope over Kane and Carder is pretty funny. He seethed over Joey Styles saying how he didn't want to vote for Obama but he gave those two a pass for supporting Trump.

>>18031270
>Now as for people trying to dig up on his property to install fiber optic cables, he went insane and is lucky he didn’t get arrested.
The only reason he didn't chimp out was because the guy was Mexican. POCs are like what cows are to Indians.

>>18031175
that's cruel man.

>>18031270
i wish cornettes podcast was just him cutting scathing 30 minute promos about the aspects mundane louisville life that drive him insane.
>that time his wife bought expired mayo

>>18031334
LIIIIIIIKE MUUUSSSSOOOLIIIIINII

>>18031334
OHNONONONO CORNHOLIOS WHAT IS THIS

>>18031334
i bet if you replaced george with russo you could get corny to retweet it without knowing the origin

>>18031355
HE CANNOT BREEEEAAAATHE

>>18031373
doubt it, but it's funny enough to throw in

>>18031429
lmao how about kenny?

>>18031334
IT'S NO BREATHIN' TIME!

>>18031334
>Jim Cornette tardwrangling Mustapha to a Smoky Mountain Wrestling houseshow, 1994, colorized

>>18031487
Not taking more requests after this.

>>18031648
good plan, this is probably the peak lmao

>>18031648
KEK

>>18031648
Someone send this to him and see if he laughs or seethes.

>>18031648
lol

>>18031172
>Semen Punk's gimmick is that he's here to make money
Also
>Semen Punk's gimmick is that he hates people who have money

>>18031166 (OP)
Corny loves the taste of Saudi dick like CM Puke does and loves watching Saudis gang bang his wife while he watches just like Puke does.

He calls put Punk here. https://youtu.be/4gFfGYNLV84?si=9YuydGOqKchZpRz7

>>18031166 (OP)
I thought he clowned punk?

>>18031334
Cannot wait to get blackout drunk this weekend and send this to my libtarded wrestling friend group.

>>18031334
>>18031429
>>18031648
You are a god among men

>>18031166 (OP)
If jim was younger you retards would say he's balding because you don't understand hairlines

>>18032022
>>Semen Punk's gimmick is that he hates people who have money
No it isn't retard

>>18031281
>His cope over Kane and Carder is pretty funny
What's his cope?

You forget the part where he's a rage baiting kek so you can't expect his mind to work right

>>18031334
Cornette dare I say... /ourguy/

>>18031166 (OP)
because leftists are retarded subhumans that live in their own reality

>>18031166 (OP)
>picrel
it's carpal tunnel time?

>>18031334
I'm stifling laughter here

>>18037568
it's time for his dog to die. seconds after this picture was taken. he knew. he had to.

>>18031648
He can't fucking breathe !!!

>>18031334
Kek fucking saved

>>18031648
I can’t work

>>18031166 (OP)
Jim doing the 'LIKE MUSSOLINI' pops me every time brother.

>>18031166 (OP)
He's a grifter and Punk fans have proven to be paypigs.

>>18031172
The only way Punk isn't a hypocrite is if he is so bipolar that he honestly believes in selling out and being authentic at the same time. So he's either a hypocrite or a manic depressive.
Spoiler warning. He's going to go Christian in about a decade. Are you ready for Christ Minded Punk?

>>18031648
I hate both these fags, but this is hilarious.

>>18039470
But it's going to be in the phoniest I'm-Born-Again-Because-All-The-Girls-In-NXT-Are way.

>>18031334
Please tell me someone tweeted this to Cornette

>>18036613
His last promo with John was all about how he hates billionaires like every other retard leftist. It was so incredibly dumb considering he said on his first day back to WWE was that he wasn't there to make friends but to make money.

Phil is a mother fucking retard.