Thread 18031684

What are some bad IRL habbits you picked up from wrestling?

>>18031684 (OP)
Everytime I walk through a door, I pretend like I'm making an entrance at a PPV. I've gotten some weird looks at work.

saying something is 'dimes'
practicing my promos when i think nobody is looking
managing my own personality like its a gimmick

>>18031701
I once pre covid did the triple h water spit thing when i was exiting the gyms locker room, the entrance to the gym legit looked like an indie entrance.

>>18031684 (OP)
Mr Perfect towel throw and the weird warm up dance Brock Lesnar does

>>18031684 (OP)
saying "shoot" and "work".

>>18031684 (OP)
just saying shit like "work" and "shoot" nothing deep

>>18031684 (OP)
When I win at something I can't help but go WOOOOOOOO

>>18031684 (OP)
I'll often call things ___etty

>>18031728
>>18031736
this but also quoting themes like OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!?

i'd say spending so much time on aspw has given me the worse habits

>>18031781
sad!

>>18031684 (OP)
I guess you can't buy class.

>>18031684 (OP)
I solicit blowjobs from transvestite sex workers

>>18031684 (OP)
Whenever my cat gets startled when I make a sudden noise I always told him "Hey it's just me".
Now I say "hey it's just me Uce" and sometimes a day one ish as well. Almost happened with a human interaction as well.

>>18032088
lol

I say a lot of the insider terms

>>18032088
Dont put that on wrestling you are just a fag in denial. Even the jobbers back in the territory days would not stoop to fucking a black troon.

>>18032507
Btfo

>>18031684 (OP)
Walking like I'm Steve Austin
Talking like I'm cutting a promo all the time
Occasional use of carny jargon
>what's so bad about all of that
I do it when nobody's around too

Every so often I will DX crotch chop when I see something bad happen to someone I hate. I started doing it intentionally when I was a little kid, but I did it so much that it just sort of unintentionally comes out almost 30 years later.

>>18031708
>saying something is 'dimes'
I've gotten so bad about this that I don't even try to explain it to people when they ask me any more. I just say "don't worry about it," and leave as quickly as decorum will allow.

>>18031684 (OP)
a pretty bad habit i've picked up is raping wrestlers in dark alleyways

>>18032104
>Even my character on TV called The Rock know you should an hero

Referring to arguments as "cutting a promo".
Scoop slamming my pillow and elbow dropping it when entering bed. Dancing like Shawn Michaels at events. Categorizing people in my life as faces and heels. I'm 38 mind you

I've accidently called people marks before when they were easily fooled by something. even then it makes sense outside of a wrestling context I guess

>>18033258
it's a term also used outside of wrestling to refer to exactly that,by conmen and carnies and such which makes sense

>>18031684 (OP)
slapping my thigh when i do anything

>>18031684 (OP)
i insert little metlzerisms in my speech like "so you don't know" and "you tell me" more frequently than before. and i always try to slip in a "ok how u know" when i can.

>>18031684 (OP)
I interpret most of my interpersonal relationships through the lens of the work/shoot dynamic. I also got over my fear of public speaking by thinking of my presentations as promos.

Oh, and I also have hot steamy anal sex with men I meet at the gym (giving and recieving)

>>18031728
Ok Dan Ryckert

>>18031684 (OP)
I say KWAB whenever I see the number 92 or if someone mentions it

>>18033258
I also refer to people as marks and no one has ever assumed it is a wrestling term

I've learned to be careful when out and about on a hot summer's night.

>>18032088
They said bad habits

On the contrary. Understanding the wrestling business has helped me a lot.

Everything in life is either a work and a shoot,
there are receipts,
there are marks and most DEFINITELY self-marks in every field,
there are stables,
and anything in life becomes easier if you're a decent promo

>walking down sidewalk
>person getting close
>mumble "take a bump"
>they dont hear me
>no sell the bump
>i stop them
>"you sell like that in the ring, i tag you for real"
>puzzled look
>*keep chewing gum*
>"just for further notice one of your nuts is hanging out of your shorts"
>*walk away*

>>18032808
i just try to pass it off as young person slang like when something is based or clutch or banks

>tfw your young person slang is 100 years old

>>18034432
Based

>>18033401
this still lives rent free in my mind
https://youtu.be/kvI-AXsh1LI?

I used the following words in my day to day vocabulary: dimes, mark, shoot, work, and rib. It helps that my coworker and my best friend both like wrestling so they understand what I am saying. Also I never let anyone go over me.

>>18031708
>>18031728
The trifecta of wrestling autism that I embody.

>>18034003
Like, pronouncing "KWAB" as a word itself, or saying the whole acronym?

>>18031684 (OP)
superkicking the fridge door close

i strangely know when people are trying to work me and when people are trying to shoot on me

>>18033672
Good morning Harley Race

>>18031684 (OP)
Sometimes I sing the song about panda Tam just for no reason

I started becoming browner and now I'm a coomer and a simp

I take shits like gifrel.

I do the Earthquake jumping-stomps around my toilet before I sit down to take a shit.

>>18031684 (OP)
Saying "brother" or the occasional "brother man".

>>18031684 (OP)
I hit a shoot worm on my school principal.

>>18031684 (OP)
i injure myself walking to the ring

I murdered my wife and kid and then put my pitbulls in the pool area.

>>18031684 (OP)
I call anybody I don't like bitchtits but only behind their back

I sometimes go mmmmmmm. I often also do the Orton pose when no one is around.

>>18031684 (OP)
Coming to this shithole.

>>18031684 (OP)
is that Violent J?

>>18038349
Yes

>>18031684 (OP)
I'll sometimes use insider terms when I'm talking to people.