Thread 18031983

The fire never died Edition:

Asuka won her return match and advanced to the QOTR semifinals against Alexa Bliss.
Kairi accidentally KWAB'd Liv Morgan.
IYO is the Women's World Champion. Too bad she isn't doing anything now despite being so over. Liv was supposed to be her next opponent but that won't happen now.
Giulia is going after the US title.
Sareee continues her pursuit of the IWGP title and will take on Syuri at Stardom The Conversion.
Sareee is feuding with the Stardom bald uncles and working them into a shoot.
Sareee announced Sareee-ISM Chapter VIII, set for July 14th.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Asuka vs Alexa Bliss. SmackDown, June 20th
>Sareee vs Syuri (c) for the IWGP Women's Championship. Stardom The Conversion, June 21st
>Sareee & Takumi Iroha vs Saya Kamitani & Natsuko Tora. Sareee-ISM Chapter VIII, July 14th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KanaChan visits a Japanese rest area:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP7VFUViRQU

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>>18031983 (OP)
>>18031988
hehe boober

>>18031983 (OP)
MOMMY YUMMY
>clap clap clapclapclap

>>18032038
as seen here
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLBJRoHsp22/

>>18031983 (OP)
>>18031988
I'M BACK
AND SEXO THAN EVER

>>18032260
Get you a Lady can do both

>>18032264
>It's great to be on Earth!
literally only a martian/alien would say this

>>18032345
Anon...

>>18031983 (OP)
>Kairi accidentally KWAB'd Liv Morgan.
Not her fault.

>I wonder what honorary Kabuki Mio Shirai is up to…

https://streamable.com/6x3ere

>>18032432
>tfw

>>18032337
>Mommy slept in that bed.
I want to masturbate to the smell of those sheets.

>>18032432
how the mighty have fallen

>>18032477
>>18032432
>>18032445
Mio’s still hot though and the fact that she’s still thin after having 3 kids means Japanese women truly are superior.

>>18032528
somehow her boobs didn't grow much

>>18032379
The evidence is mounting............
Hojo is not of this world

Why was there no Kabuki reunion party on Raw? Why?

>>18033582
don't know, but it was a little odd. Guess we'll find out

>>18033582
I there isn't plans to present them as a unit onscreen going forward then they won't do that. Until they meet/interact in ring/battle royals/tournaments etc

>>18032445
Sumire bogged herself badly :(
still would, though

>>18032505
man, poor lil Kairi ;_;
I feel so bad for her
she is like Eeyore now

>>18032244
I really really really miss roidllia

>>18035470
definitely her best look

Jerry Fish

>>18036235
that iconic red Kana hairstyle

>>18036235
How she still look the exact same?? >>18032337

Asuka webms from Raw

i'm starting to get romantic feelings for this woman

last

>>18037231
thanks webmster

>>18037177
Damn, Raquel really got nailed there.

happy Giulteenth

Clown tits

>>18037231
Thanks Webmbro

>>18037231
b o o b a

great shots webmanon, appreciate you

>>18037200
>>18037204
hot bitch graps

>>18037156
>>18037161
The single thigh is really workin me into a shoot brothers

>>18037809
And it's practical. It helps camouflage the kneebrace.

>>18037856
yeah it looks good aesthetically too with her new colour scheme. Very few can pull of the 1 leg attire

>>18037390
*honk honk*

>>18038213
I can see Hunter having Jaida Parker's first main roster feud be with Asuka over both of them having the one legged gear and booty based finisher.

>>18038887
can't stand Jaida Parker

>>18039246
Who's the ugly white bitch touching 'ri?

>>18039469
Riddles bitch

>>18038887
>Asian plump MILF vs thiccc ebony battle of asses
Gaytch is too homosexual to book this kino

Is Asuka's theme based off The Bravery? It sounds like a The Bravery song

>>18039607
It's a pastiche of King Crimson's 21st Century Schizoid Man:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ogfwc4oBiZg

>>18039658
I guess it's unintentional then. It really sounds like a bravery song to me

>>18039715
Which one?

>>18039846
believe kind of. there might be a better example. also a little like I've seen into the future and an honest mistake. It might just be that the singer has the same vocal range in both and they do that mic effect in like slow poison

Thanks for the sweet Asuka Webms bro. Can't wait for different variations of her facepaint.

Asuka fighting semifinals in Smackdown... kabuki bros i don't feel so good

>>18040197
could have a fuck finish with someone costing Alexa

>>18040197
I predict Asuka going over Alexa on Friday, to go on to put over the ultimate winner (assuming Jade) in the finals.

>>18040400
Asuka already won 1 match back with distraction/interference finisher. Don't think we need 2 of those. She can just pin/tap Alexa clean. She has to have some credibility going in if making Jade is the end goal of the booking.

>>18037241
Who were these for?

>>18040600
Nanae retirement

I hope Asuka doesn't do any unapproved modifications to her newly purchased Switch 2 or else she'll have an expensive brick on her hands.
https://tech.yahoo.com/gaming/articles/nintendo-doesnt-seem-switch-2-121630617.html

>>18040689
ruh roh

Kairi BOOBA?!??
What is this sorcery

>>18040747
it's called a push up bra

>>18040546
i think (and hope) jade is losing to rox, i imagine that's why they put that match in raw so there's JD interference

>>18040828
zero chance Jade loses

>>18032264
What a relentlessly positive qt <3

>>18040197
Could be a kino callback.

>>18040986
I have completely forgotten this title reign ever happened. This was during Thunderdom coof times right? How did they even come to be allied to become champs again? Who did they beat them for/drop them to?

>>18041163
They were the first Damage Control feud and they dropped the belts to them after winning the belts from them. It was short

>>18041163
they beat Dakota and IYO. It was just to set up a title match in Saudi Arabia so there could be a title change since the rest of the card wasn't going to have any.

>>18041188
>>18041172
dreadful creative.
At least it gave us the first Asuka v Iyo in ring interactions in WWE. People were hyped to see that 1 v 1 match. Bitches went hard

>>18041386
I really liked the Asuka vs IYO match they did on SmackDown. They held back cause it was TV and all, but still good. Getting a second singles match but at a big show like SummerSlam would be kino

>>18040608
Thanks. I guess those are from Giulia, Iyo and Kairi, because Hell would freeze over before Asuka sent a bouquet for that.

>>18040986
Cole alluded to that during Raw, so we'll see how much that partnership will play in to the match.

>>18041386
They were great enemies onscreen

>>18041940
The only flowers Asuka will ever send Nanae will be the ones for her funeral. And she'll show up just to make the sure the bitch is fully dead.

>>18041989
>does the "We dont' care dance" on Nanae's grave

>>18037390
>>18038357
many such cases !

>>18040546
Charlotte is 100% doing a run in based on last week

Asuka gooner bro, what was your favorite Asuka pic to goon to?

>>18042365
Her old strategic political ally

I think every KOTR and QOTR match has had interference so far, I don't think that's changing now

juicy player
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE/status/1935865135945388142

>>18042562
guzzling IYO's special lemonade

>>18042749
oh you mean this one?

>>18042888
Heard Asuka told Charlotte to really lay it in for shoot on that spot there. She said 'brother it's live PPV we gotta lay it in snug tonight bachi bachi style dude' Called that spot on the fly and all.

>>18042888
Are those not technically foreign objects she's hitting Asuka with? Where is the referee

>>18043675
You just know that cute, little butt smells nice.

>>18043697
The Poilice have been dispatched to arrest (You)
For lewd and lascivious conduct

>>18043625
Sally :)

bump because the blind faget posted tranny porn and slid the Iyo thead off

>>18044293
Holy seethola. KWAB.

Iyo general ded

i don't have the mental energy to monitor three extra generals if I have anything about Iyo, Kairi, or Giulia I post it in here

>>18031983 (OP)
disgusting woman

>>18044615
nah you are

>>18043625
younger versions up front with their future selves in the back

>>18044595
And you shouldn't. These are the people who made up falseflags to try and kill this thread.

>>18044948
it's not that big of a deal

>>18044595
That's fine Anon. Thread is here for that

>>18044860
Looper (2012)

>>18044615
Monitor on, tubbs

>>18044595
That why this thread is the Flagship. Always will be.

>I never wanted to give up
>First of all, I didn't want to lose to myself.

>I've endured many disappointments to get to this point, but I've gotten back up

>But I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that way.

>Let's clash with each other, bringing everything we have inside of us

>Settle things completely with Syuri

>And in the end, I will definitely become the IWGP Women's Champion.
https://x.com/Sareee_official/status/1936065126689653041

>>18045749
Make the big man proud Sally!
Ganbatte!
IWGP awaits

>>18032475
これ

>>18036157
クラゲ

>>18040986
Imagine the smell

>>18037196
She's definitely heavier now right?
[A compliment, not an insult fyi]

>>18038213
Tyrus can

>>18045886
[Wonderful News]

>>18045886
Nah. Just a different costume.

>>18045886
looks about the same from before her injury

>>18042562
IYO's lemonade or fruit punch mmm

>>18045956
If anything I was worried she'd be a little too trimmed down from all teh rehabilitation/physical therapy/working out she'd been doing.
She knows how to eat good!

Asuka will win.
Sally will win.

>>18046467
SEND THEM YOUR ENERGY \_O_/

>>18043147
It's like when Lex Luger got the metal rid in his arm and started using it as a finisher. So as long as it's a part of your body now, it's cleared for legal use duringa match.

>>18046117
Her oppai looks exquisite here.

with Liv dead, they need to give Mayu a call

>>18047877
menehara
pra undatstand

>>18046950
many cases

>>18045972
I would slurp up that sweet, fruit punch pussy like

Asuka match night!

>>18048352
LET'S GO

>>18047206
I don't feel so good Asukabros...

CLEAN

>>18047206
I feel so good Asukabros...

We’re going to Saudi

>>18048795
>falsefan getting BTFO once again.
KWAB

she won again cant believe it

>>18048795
W R O N G
R
O
N
G

>>18049062
She'll be able to buy so many more retro arcade motherboards & machines with that payoff cheque

the last time Asuka was in Saudi Arabia

Based Asuka!
The Next Step is Complete...

>>18049124
o ye of little faith

>>18049244
finest matured Osakan cake

>>18048795
Is it me or did Bliss not want any part of Asuka's new finisher? I can see her putting her hands up for some protection, but the had them way too far from her head, IMO.

>>18049535
>Alexa not wanting to take bumps
first time watching her?

>>18049535
She's had a gazillion concussions. Is highly prone to them as a result.

>>18049591
>>18049620
I know she was adverse to taking bumps, but Asuka's finisher isn't that high up on the list in regards to risk of injury for taking it. And if she's gun shy about taking bumps, she should've stayed at home to be a mom.

>>18050491
What a cool, mature, sexy woman.

Also going to Saudi

Giulia vs Zelina for the title on SmackDown next week. I doubt Giulia is winning then and they'll do a rematch for Evolution

There’s not gonna be a rematch. The judgment has been made on Zelina

>>18051095
Zelina should lose, but you know how WWE is about making people chase titles for no reason

>>18050491
My pigeon toed Mommy.

Asuka pics from SmackDown

>>18049620
She's had two but they were really bad.

last

>>18051702
this is a team I could get behind. Let Asuka and IYO fly solo for a while and give them the tag titles

Also supply them with the strongest roids you can find in the market please.

>>18051740
It'd be dimes and I'd certainly be for it

>>18051700
the "asuka is gonna lose" faggot lost again.

Meiko with Miku Kanae

euro hours. they're posting tranny porn again in an attempt to slide

Giulia and Zelina hype video that for whatever reason wasn't shown on SmackDown
https://x.com/WWE/status/1936283437830181174

>>18052019
>waifufag still seething
KWAB.

What was the ref saying? I get watch and tongue.

We need a mouthbreather to translate

https://x.com/i/status/1936227727520002559

>>18052059
Probably got cut to be sure Cena got enough time for his pipe bomb redux.

going to be a few hours until Sareee vs Syuri, but Stardom The Conversion is about to begin

>>18050491
badd motherfucker

>>18051778
His life is a perpetual loss

>>18031983 (OP)
ASUKA ARMPITS!!!!!

>>18052499
Let's go Sareee!
Strong style banger incoming

>>18052298
Nah they needed more time for Jey Uso KEK

>>18052740
>>18031983 (OP)

>>18052059
Insane how hard this goes

>>18052854
yeah, promo's good

>>18051700
Thanks picsbro

>>18049693
She bumped at MITB. There is a slight difference between bumping and taking someone throwing their body at your head.

>>18052854
>buries a championship belt
what is this shit

>>18053551
She's a foreign heel burying a Championship that represents the USA & its people/values.
This is pro wrestling 101 shit. Try to keep up.
mark

starting in a few minutes, entrances now

>>18053596
SALLY WILL WIN \_0_/

SALLY FUCKING WON

>>18053816
GANBATTEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!~!!

>>18053816
I knew she was IWGP class.
Congrats to Sareee

>>18053816
>>18053869
Only the best of the best

A lot of Kabuki success these days. A lot of winning

World Iyo. Queen Asuka. Grim Reaper Kairi. US Giulia. IWGP Sareee

>>18054223
>>18054229
SO MANY CASES!!!!

>>18053929
It just looks right y'know

>>18042649
アスカちゃんは鶏を見ったことがありますかとおもう

>>18053816
>>18053929
How was the match ?

They uploaded the full Main Event ep on Youtube, which I dont think they usually do. Giulia super over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1R3nMPyjU

>>18054802
great

>>18054980
the bar is in hell but thats Bfabs best match at least

Giulia gets good reactions when she plays directly to the crowd. Not so good when she just does her wrestling stuff. I'm no expert but, she should probably focus on the first until the second improves.

>>18055696
To be completely fair, she had more time to do both in a singles match and can't really do that much in tags and fatal four ways where its do a spot then roll out the ring with nothing in between

>>18055717
c o o l

Sareee with the IWGP title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MajTunMYmzc

>>18053816
>>18056104
Match/Show is up now on watch-wrestling(DOT)eu

>>18056434
bad week for the blonde white roastie falling to the might of the superior joshi

>>18056104
So who controls the booking of this belt? Taro Okada/Stardom? What might this mean for Sareee and her status as a Freelancer, would they have her under some kind of exclusivity deal now for as long as she holds the belt? Is she interested in signing exclusive to Stardom ? Or is she portrayed as an outsider/invader coming for the belt type.
They also brought in Bozilla this morning, so potential there for a heater for her/ or monster of the month type opponent as well as they've wrestled before.

>>18056593
New Japan controls the belt but since it's been almost exclusively with Stardom wrestlers I'd imagine they get a lot of say.
Sareee is definitely portrayed as an outsider, Stardom's bald uncles were mad at her calling Stardom a farce company that doesn't take wrestling seriously.

>>18056658
>bald uncles seething
day ending in -y

>>18056492
The LexiGeneral is also trash. It looks like the Kabuki Kings win again without even trying!

>>18056658
It was mostly exclusive due to them trying to appease Mayu. It will now be more likely to roam the world and i wouldn't be shocked to see a certain horse recover it soon enough.

>>18056899
based

>>18057034
Giulia Noir

if you want to watch Sareee vs Syuri (which I highly recommend you do)
entrances start at 3:05:50
match starts at 3:11:00
https://gofile.io/d/6CNTe3

>>18056899
I'd like to give her some In-and-Out and if you catch my drift

>>18057034
black queen

>>18056770
>It will now be more likely to roam the world and i wouldn't be shocked to see a certain horse recover it soon enough.
I still think it will be mostly in Japan since Sareee doesn't really venture out of the country much. The Strong belt is the more "international" brand

>>18054756
She's probably never seen a chicken that wasn't cooked & served to her on a plate.

>>18057034
Femme fatale vibes

>>18057073
Sweet, thanks bro

S T U R D Y

>>18057793
>Sweet, thanks bro
no problem :)

>>18057135
>>18057139
>>18057143
Man look at her now.
She finished her story bros. She is the top of joshi puroresu now.
A looooooooooong way away from those dark days >>18058110 of 'Sarray'
Great to see it.

>>18058174
>'Sarray'
We don't say that name anymore.

Today is not Saturday bros, it is Sallyday :)

>>18058700
that's every day :)

>>18056738
Sanest General thread on this board.
The Patrician's Choice.
Chill bros only.

Mina should go to WWE so she can shoot guns with Giulia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQh90zi41B4

Alexa Bliss quit the wrestling business you fucking coward.
This is not the line of work to be in if you're afraid of getting hit.

>>18059117
Japs love (White) American gun culture once they get here

>I was able to become the 5th IWGP Women's Champion.

>It was a moment when another dream came true. Your support gave me so much strength and allowed me to fight until the end. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.

>I will continue to challenge myself, not to protect, but to move forward.
>We will make this IWGP Women's belt even more exciting and meaningful than it is now.
https://x.com/Sareee_official/status/1936579685108117754

>>18059117
I reckon it's OK to plug Mina's vlog here. She's Kairi's roommate right now, and "a player of interest" as correctly identified by Asuka years ago to break out. Kaubki-adjacent.
Her 1st vlog back last week;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWAXJQDfsvk

>>18059741
She's a member of Pancake CTRL

>>18059930
Breakfast /Klub/

>>18059967
>PANCAKES
>WAFFLES
>FRENCH TOAST
>BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE BREAKFAST CTRL

>>18059117
>not clickbait titling the video MINA SHIRAKAWA SHOOTS HARD so the algorithm will pick it up

>>18060071
that's my fave KCTV vid still;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaxZ5oif_x4

>>18059195
Wasn't really that bad. She slapped Asuka's lower back for the sound and bumped hard enough. What do you want her to do?

Bug

What are the tenets of Sareee-ISM anyway?
Is it;
>luv Champ
>luv Poi
>luv Inoki
simple as

Sareee at Inoki's grave with the IWGP title
https://x.com/shupromobile/status/1936623700985729072

>>18060386
Mission Accomplished

>>18060122
You can drive a bus through the space between Alexa's head and Asuka's ass. She came nowhere close to letting Asuka make any contact of any kind with her. It looks like she just swatted her away effectively with her arms and the move didn't actually hit. It buries Asuka's new finish on it's 2nd time for looking ineffective, and she buried herself for getting pinned by what looked like a flying nothing.

Anyone else like that Asuka always puts boomer or gen x rock bands in her posts?

>>18061698
yeah her tunes on her IG posts are always tight. Great taste.

Friday Post match promo for WWEJapan
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLMDiHtCAsn/

>>18061698
Her boomer jukebox Insta feed rules

>>18061698
That's one of the main reasons why I love her so much.

>>18059493
>>18059117
based, guns are cool

>>18057528
Nah. It was fine.

going to make new

Kairi "The Pirate Princess" "Sane" Hojo

NEW
>>18062855

>>18062864
Thanks OPanon

Fin.