Thread 18032944

AEW Makes Its Historic Mexico Debut at the Cathedral of Lucha Libre - Arena México!...
AEW Grand Slam Mexico live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>MJF vs. Mistico
>Zeuxis (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the CMLL World Women's Championship
>The Death Riders & The Young Bucks vs. Will Ospreay, Swerve Strickland, & The Opps
>Continental Champion The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada vs. Mark Briscoe
>TNT Champion Adam Cole, Daniel Garcia, Brody King, Templario, Bandido, & Atlantis Jr. vs. FTR, Josh Alexander, The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita, The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, & Hechicero in a 12-Man Tag
>Ricochet vs. Hologram vs. Mascara Dorada vs. Lio Rush in a 4 Million Pesos High Flying 4-Way Match (~$210,319 USD)

** 24 Days Out From All In Texas **

you aight white boi

Unironically takes balls to tell Hangman
>Sure, go out there and open the show with a 10 minute promo in spanish

Hangman is going to become the most over wrestler in the hispanic/latino market

If Hangman doesn’t win at All In I quit watching AEW

Hangman is over in Mexico

Hangman really is the face of AEW

Why he keep saying dog

I fucking hate spics bros

hangman speaks spanish :o

I hate hangma'am so much its unreal

hangman cutting a full spanish promo was based af
the part where he said aew and cmll working together to change the world was based
dude needs to win the aew title

Wow Page knowing pretty good Spanish ideally blew my mind. He's got some pronunciation issues but not bad at all, good accent.

>yeah let's just open the show with something that 95% of our audience doesnt understand
Welp that was retarded. I can already see the drones making threads and making fun of us for this. What the fuck man.

>>18032982
we hate you too

USE THE STAIRS COWARDS

Buddy vs Mortos would be cool

Cash couldn't make it to Mexico for the gun charge?

>>18032954
>I can already see the drones making threads and making fun of us for this. What the fuck man.
False flag fag. Not a single person watching this show gives a fuck

based Stokely speaking english

Is Cash not allowed into Mexico because of the gun charge?

cash cant enter because of his criminal shit right?

GRASSY ASS

I can't believe i understood all of that duolingo somehow worked for me

we really needed a joshi on this card

>>18033005
he got it expunged, they didn't let him in because he DIDN'T have a gun charge

Please tell me the reason Cash Wheeler is not there because of his gun charge

Why aren't they using the stairs?

Watch WWE.

>14 man tag starting the show

oh thank god I have 90 minutes to get dinner

My
Spanish teacher was Chinese, lived in Italy for 40 years and married a Jew.

is this where Cope comes after the match is over

like this dude's hard rock entrance music

>>18033032
probably cause 14 people have to come out

>women screaming like they've seen Michael Jackson
Based Hangman

Mexicans love it when white people try to speak spanish. I can tell you this, Hangman just became the most over guy in the latin community

>the latinas screamming loudly for Kyle
Why the fuck are mexicans going batshit for all the white guys?

This set is fucking based. Arena Mexico is dimes

>>18033000
Deport em all.

>>18032996
USA will be majority spic in 10 years. No excuse for your stupid ass not to learn your new idioma

>>18033031
this is why
>>18032692

I bullied an AEWtist at work earlier today lmfao. Guy ran to HR but they laughed at him too. But yeah, as a hot guy I can confirm I get a pass to say and do what I want. My boss is hot and married and she got a big promotion and I said to her 'Whose big, beautiful.... smile am I going to stare at all day now?' and she got all shy and timid. A few days later she came to work in her gym clothes to pick some things up and made sure I got a good look at her ass. It's not all fun and games though because other dudes don't always like you and you actually have to be nice to them to earn their trust

I love AEW

Takeshita looking like pesos

Heichicero my main nigga!

>>18033059
That’s buddy’s ex :(

>>18033050
it was hysteria for a brief moment there, just unreal

>everyone on a team is in the Don Callis family, but 2 of them have to come out by themselves

Why?

So what I understand, AAA is the upstart company that tried to usurp the established company, Mexico's WWE in CMLL?

>>18033052
mexican women love attractive white guys
its how Matt Taven got CMLL booking for a couple years

PESOS

HOLY BANDIDO AURA

>>18032977
Hangman
Bruv
Swerve
Darby
Kyle
Build AEW around them

now thats a fuckin sombrero

>>18033027
KWAB

>>18033051
>Mexicans love it when white people try to speak spanish.
Why?

Remember drink if Bandido's randomly wearing the ROH Tag Belt instead of the world champ one.

Two drinks if he's wearing the world champ belt.

>>18033062
I love AEW gamethreads. You'll never see sexy shit like this on those gay ass WWE threads

and they keep coming out

i want to see the 4 million pesos match

>>18033048
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

id watch CMLL every week if it had english commentary

BANDÍDO LOOKIN PURE KINO

>>18033085
because they refuse to learn English

>>18033062
That is far too vulgar, please show some restraint

If the lights went off I would grab all the girls boob's and butts

Then when they come on act like nothing happen

Also I would go into the bathrooms after the girls took a shit and jack off to the smell

>abolish ice
Based

>>18033085
porque.

>redditstream
>streameast
>crackstream
>methstream
>buffstream
>kobestream

none of them offer AEW anymore. how bad is it if even stream providers dont offer the product.

and for the anon who said watchwrestling, yea it works for maybe a min and then its buffering forever because it coming from an andriod phone from india

based brody

>>18033089
>AEW fans giving each other boners while they watch wrestling

>Abolish ICE
Okay...

Wtf Brody is getting TV time?

holy FUCK how many jobbers are they fitting into this 1 match????????

>Brody King wearing an Abolish ICE shirt
Ok this fat Satanic fuck needs to have his citizenship revoked.

>ABOLISH ICE shirt
based brody working the chuds

>that scream for Garcia
Latin women are coomers

>>18033085
Because it's cute. You don't have a good accent but you try anyway

>>18033116
Worked bitch

>>18033080
>swerve

you know theyre all about to COOM

>Abolish ICE T-shirt on some fat white nerd faggot
Bahahahaha AEW never ceases to amaze me with how fucking gay it is

>Dash doing good guy shit and wearing a sombrero for a photo

I must see it.

BAY BAY

Why do Mexican crowds have so much soul?

Is this a battle royale?

>Cole didn't use the steps
What did he mean by this?

>>18033085
Because it shows effort in taking in their culture? Just like how Americans prefer foreigners learn English if they are gonna be in or live in the US. Not that fucking hard to understand dude.

GayBay

>>18033109
He’s the only one in the group who did. Why is that surprising.

Friendly reminder that Adam Cole is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

>Abolish ICE
+2000 points from rddit

>Daniel Garcia
TONY STOP

>>18033103
Bluenose has the Fite feed so no commercials.

https://discord.gg/T6cpr7uH

>>18033133
LUCHA is a religion for them

Brody King is more embarrassing than CM Punk

>>18033128
another seething chudite e-drone exposed

TOBY KHAN IS A FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>18033052
White guys are over with latinas.

>>18033116
Cry about it faggot

bandido and take opening up
based af

>That much of a pop for Adam Cole
What in the god damn

Non based Brody King

predictions on who is going to get injured in this match?

I beat the shit out of an AEW fan today

Buddy wouldn’t wear that shitty shirt.

This crowd is based

Mexico City at a higher altitude then Denver, bet they get gassed

i love the multiple side hardcam

>17 minutes of entrances
>20 man tag team match

is this for real? who booked this shit?

I hope Brody gets Nash'd down there

Damn look at Takeshita's chest. Yuka must dig in and ride him around like a pony

BANDIDO PULLED OUT A FUCKING GUN

bandido is smol but hes strong af

>>18033126
yeah, why not?

>>18032996
You cut n pasted this comment in the last thread and nobody respinded then either
You are alone and pathetic.
KWAB

>>18033168
Entrances are the best part of a wrestling show and you can't prove me wrong.

this shit already mogging the fuck outta World's Collide lmao

>>18033126
Bet someone on Twitter is asking 'where's the iguana guy?'

I met some guy on Grindr and I went to his house, he turned out to be a huge AEWtist. I fucked his ass bloody but it was hard to stay erect because he was so cringy

>>18033172
>ride him around like a pony

This crowd is dead

>>18032977
No wonder it's so gay

>12-man tag
Fuck I love our sicko booker

>>18033066
Buddy's buddy is in this match

think we can all agree that CMLL needs to upgrade their mic equipment, having watched yesterday's CMLL show compared to today's Dynamite

Thank God they aren't all standing on the apron kek

HECHICERO CAN'T STOP STARING AT GARCIA'S TOTAL PACKAGE

Cornette is going to have a stroke about a 14-man tag having no tags.

Crowds mucho bueno

This crowd finna be white hot for the entire show

>>18033142
Nah he has fans. For some reason they enjoyed his NXT run a lot and remember his ROH days

what kinda match is this?

LET'S GO DANNY!

you can tell the cmll crowd really loves traditional old school wrestling by how they're cheering for this 82 man shitshow match.

danny is getting 0 pop here from mexico.

I hate this spic shit so much
Complete trash "wrestling"

>>18033186
hello adam blampied, how's your day?
have you assaulted a woman today like usual?

>booing garcia
Alright the spics may be based

>>18033103
ppv.to

lmao dude getting booed by his own people

This is a pretty rudo crowd

I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Daniel Garcia's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. He tries to do his gay little dance and the AIDS semen and blood leaks out of his gaping hole.

atlantis jr being a mega heel is funny i don't get the lore

>how many depends did you use today?
>Okay
Still best Atlantis Sr promo

>>18033192
Oops, wrong thread
>>18030044

>Garcia back to the dancing gimmick
Finally got a clue

Do Mexicans just not like Atlantis Jr?

>>18033214
the experts call it a "shitshow".

How come they don't want me man?

>>18033214
Fags vs Gays

>>18033219
and your stupid ass is here watching. go boil an egg, cocksucker

Thats a mexican ring right? The mat looks so fucking hard they even bounce off it when they take bumps

Sipping on that AEW pack. The ratings going be fucking garbage lol. This show fucking suxks

imagine unironically watching this trash you should all be ashamed of yourselves tranny faggots. Especially the jobless faggots from the UK staying up all night to watch this

Anyone have a QRD on why Atlantis Jr is getting booed so much?

>>18033219
it's lucha libre not wrestling

Is there a reason why Atlantis is booed?

>>18033073
King Sue !
mi amor......<3

>>18033230
the mexican smark crowd believes that atlantis jr is in the spot he is currently due to his dad, ie a nepo baby

Why are they booing Atlantis Jr.?

Little zesty there

>>18033238
>>18033241
Evolve that boring, huh?

>>18033230
It's like Shota in New Japan. They just don't like him

Imagine is a luchador had pulled Sonny Kiss short off

>>18033243
nah. it's based to watch this faggy shit and remind you of how gay it is, lil bro.

So does this match have any rules?

spinaroony

Templario fucking mask mogs so many luchadors right now

Damn last time I saw a Sasuke Special that clean was during the ninja exam against Gaara

>>18033243
I'm not watching, I tuned into this shit and didn't expect this garbage
>>18033250
Exactly. It's dog shit

I LOVE LUCHA

This is really fucking gay. AEW is not for people like me.

>>18033219
Smackdown is on Friday, bro.

>>18033227
Anything else of this contemptuous lower-middle-class surly goddess?

>>18033254
So hes Roman of mexico

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

>>18033229
You deserve prison rape for coming up with this fag pasta

>>18033247
shut up, jew slave. go watch another mountain dew match or maybe a cinnamon toast crunch match or maybe even a slim jim table match LOL

>>18033257
>y-you can't just point out how stupid and gay this is like that!

>>18033257
What's Evolve?

ha ha holy shit Fletcher is there a dead pool in the back about who can fuck up Cole's head the most?

>>18033286
Indeed

Fletcher should kill Adam Cole

>>18033273
Its not for retards indeed

>Templar Knight can breakdance and do flips
A commonly read trope of Crusades history.

>>18033262
>>18033269
>respond to one idiot
>two idiots respond
wtf

WWE is way better than this

>>18033219
>I hate this spic shit so much
>Complete trash "wrestling"

kek kyle getting cheered over both atlantis is hilarious

>>18033263
Traditionally tag team matches in Lucha Libre don’t really have tags. Dudes just sort of swap out when they feel like it.

Atlantis with the old man Flair power

They fucking HATE these Atlantis niggas

Does Mexico not like Atlanteans?

>>18033279
Nope

>Golden Goose of the Don Callis Family
Nah thats Takeshita

>>18033251
1. Because his dad refused to put over younger talent (Included Andrade).
2. He's a nepobaby

Jesus Christ’s how many mfs in this damn ma

>>18033299
didja think you were in a private grindr chat, retard?

>>18033283
Why?

>>18033300
LOL fuck you and the entire island of Samoa

>>18033302
I accept your defeat

>>18033289
Something monkEys have never done

>>18033310
They like the dad, not the son

>Minecraft movie on max
Nice, I've been wanting to watch that

they need to make arena mexico a regular thing, this show is based as fuck
minimally once a year

tic toc cErditos

was the first 17 minutes a bad promos and intros for 14 people?

>>18033298
don't forget they got a hard on for going after the assassins

>>18033325
>commercials
dont know anything about it.

>>18033103
Literally all those sites are streaming Dynamite right now you retard

>>18033323
So you haven't done it.

Why are the fans booing Atlantis? I'm a complete casual to CMLL but isn't he pretty much the Cena of CMLL where he always has main events?

>>18033269
he who has not tasted grapes says sour

>>18033318
naw thats your purview, faggot

>>18033320
Because you shouldn't be thinking about those kinds of things unless you're a psychopath fag

>>18033324
They're booing him too

>>18033323
KEK

If the IP counter was still here it would be a total of 3. I would be the 3rd unique IP

>>18033327
yea clearly a new tradition is born, all those street vendors outside arena mexico probably cleared the year selling merch on today only

>>18033339
I dont want WWE, of course I come from evolved species

Its been answered in this thread
>>18033316

>>18033328
¿estado del pendulo?

they're just smarks of different skin tone dammit. Booing faces, cheering heels. Fuck modern wrestling.

>>18033356
>I dont want WWE
Obviously not, ESL fag

kek this Mexicans don't care about faces or heels, they just boo anything and anyone they don't like

I like how Bandido does a little jump after slamming someone

>>18033312
Shame. Reminds me of my ex-wife. One thing I can say for marrying crazy: the more they hate you, the more and harder they like to fuck. Until they hit mid30s and go from crazy to plain insane. Then you get away.

i'm convinced, this is unironically the best wrestling crowd in the world. everyone is hot for the action, the arena is sold out, the shitter babyfaces get booed for being overpushed. the beaners have overtaken the japs. only a hardcore fan venue like korakuen tops this, but it's tiny in comparison. there's fuckloads of beaners here getting hyped for just the opening match.

>>18033323
Got a sensible chuckle out of me

>>18033369
As it should be

>>18033345
wasted

That was almost a disaster

>>18033340
Mexicans love Atlantis but despise Junior because they think he's a nepo baby

We almost lost a Templar knight

Templario almost died

>>18033377
>they're brown of skin and they're insufferable smarks like i am!

>>18033364
Or maybe they choose their own favorites, as opposed to some FAGGOT KIKE corporation telling them who to like?

>>18033352
but enough about the Evolve thread

>>18033385
made me wince, I thought Templario was fucked

The ratings are going to be dog shit for this trash

>>18033375
I want my own crazy mamacita:/

>>18033369
That's what American fans used to be before for the most part before the whole smark movement.

The ring is hard af

Atlantis Jr finna get shanked by the crowd kek

>Cool dive into the ring
>Silence
Man these people HATE this blue fucker

>>18033387
gadzooks, how would we take jerusalem then?

>>18033386
But, that's just how it works...

>hey we're just gonna stand around and watch these guys wrestle until it's our turn
this is gay. and everyone who acts like this is good is gay.

I haven't seen four men beat off four men like that while six others watched like that since yesterday

>>18033398
Every time the ratings go down I enjoy something more than segments with high ratings

How do I get a Brody King body?

>Atlantis Jr does a dive
>BOOOOOO
>Templario does a dive right after
>YAAAAAAAAAY

NEW THREAD
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport

>>18033413
Spic shit is complete garbage
Anyone liking it is a retard

Brody is based as hell

im a bit shorter than hechicero but much fatter. if i wear suspenders with no shirt will i get a latina lucha sicko gf

>Brody Hurricurana
Impressive

>>18033417
eat and drink as much as you want but ever stop lifting

>>18033399
Just keep knives, hammers, wrenches and empty wine bottles far away from their reach.

>Hechicero over as fuck
Based

I haven’t watched AEW since the Danielson retirement match (mostly because I knew the Mox reign was going to be forever and shit)
what’s the story behind FTR bald being in the Callis family?

FTR Bald taking the pin buried

Why was Atlantis Jr. getting booed

okay after that finish I now also hate Atlantis wtf was that shit?

What the fuck just happened?

This is like bizaaro world

>that ending
Takeshitabros...

>>18033323
KEK

>>18033456
Juan Cena Jr won

>FTR Bald getting cheered for kicking Atlantis' ass
based

i can't believe they didn't do a spot to set up a COPE return.

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416
>>18033416

PUBLICO RUDO BASADO

>>18033442

They are not apart of the DC Family.

>>18033448
They hate nepo kid

Is Kenny really dead?

>the hometown face gets the win
>crowd boos

>>18033424
Someone's got a pic stash of 6.75/10 blondes who needs to send me a rar on mediafire. These girls don't starfish.

>>18033199
They intentionally mute the crowds because they scream a lot of profanities and they don´t want problems with the tv broadcasters.

>>18033442
Heels teaming up against faces. Also Cash couldn't make the show

>>18033323
KEK

Kenny is in critical condition

>>18033424
>protostar

>>18033369
Yeah and they're based

>>18033473
'd 'o

>>18033482
I'll nurse him back

>>18033479
ahh that makes sense now, I imagine mexican crowd couple of beers in are gonna drop a 'PUUUUTOOOO' to a luchador

Kenny probably gonna attack Okada after the match right?

>>18033507
how?
hes dead

This Coors light ad is getting on my fucking nerves

>>18033514
Fighting spirit will do it

>>18033499
We know, Shida.

>>18033528
I'm Riho

>>18033369
IIRC Persephone got it really bad in her match against Willow Nightingale.

>>18033084
are they laughing at someone cumming?

>>18033375
Yes mine turned mid 30s and started hitting me and shit. I had to leave her. Sex was GOAT tier though

>>18033537
You wish, Shida.

>>18033323
LMAO

>>18033363
Sacudiéndose