Thread 18033416

AEW Makes Its Historic Mexico Debut at the Cathedral of Lucha Libre - Arena México!...
AEW Grand Slam Mexico live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>MJF vs. Mistico
>Zeuxis (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the CMLL World Women's Championship
>The Death Riders & The Young Bucks vs. Will Ospreay, Swerve Strickland, & The Opps
>Continental Champion The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada vs. Mark Briscoe
>TNT Champion Adam Cole, Daniel Garcia, Brody King, Templario, Bandido, & Atlantis Jr. vs. FTR, Josh Alexander, The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita, The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, & Hechicero in a 12-Man Tag
>Ricochet vs. Hologram vs. Mascara Dorada vs. Lio Rush in a 4 Million Pesos High Flying 4-Way Match (~$210,319 USD)

** 24 Days Out From All In Texas **

FUCK WWE AND AAA

So why are illegal mexicans trying to "run away" from Mexico to the US and live there illegally? Whats wrong with Mexico? Seems like an alright place

There's like 3 WWE fans in the gamethreads that are absolutely seething and hate watching lol

>>18033432
Most of the actual illegals these days are central americans and mexicans hate them

KWAB

>FTR Bald taking the pin
basef

>>18033430
fpbp

>>18033441
Must be wednesday

>>18033441
They don't want to admit that they're enjoying the show lol

RIP Kenny

Why is he hated?

>spic shit night
The ratings are going to be abysmal

>>18033484
>The ratings are going to be abysmal
It's AEW. They can't get much worse.

Guys on June 20th I'll be coming at the block party

>>18033478
atlantis jr got pushed hard solely because he's atlantis jr. he's not bad but people hate him for it.

atlantis grandpa getting booed is strange tho.

>>18033484
>>18033494
Hope you dronies are enjoying the show!

>>18033416 (OP)
>quadruple 10 punch in the corner
>Lance Archer doesn't go in to interfere
>works the crowd instead

fuck this show

>>18033416 (OP)
What the hell? This show is blowing the fuck outta whatever wwe AAA show they just had. HOW DID PAPA H LET THIS HAPPEN

>>18033505
I'm a sicko but the ratings aren't great.

>>18033505
Console war fag is triggered, lol

>>18033503
sounds like roman reigns pre tribal chief situation

>>18033519
kek

>>18033519
KEK

>>18033512
No Mr. Iguana, no me gusto

>>18033519
Poor Atlantis

HE USING THE STEPS
HE'S WINNING BOYS

REACH FOR THE SKY MUCHACHO

>>18033470
Shame he was murdered before he could get sucked to death by latinas

>okada pop
based beaners

They have to tell Okada not to kiss the ring ala TNA so he doesn't curse CMLL like he did TNA

FUCK YOU E-PIGS. I AM GOING TO COOK MR IGUANA AND EAT HIM BECAUSE I HEARD IGUANA MEAT WAS TASTY. THEN I'LL TAKE LA YEZCA, ROLL HIM UP IN A BIG PAPER AND SMOKE THAT LITTLE GREEN FAGGOT!

Buddy had a great match with Okada while injured.

lil kazu back in mexico

I was told Okada know all Spanish cuss words

literal 10/10 latina going crazy for Okada

>>18033547
Promo's good

that latina really likes Okada

lol they saved Don hoping to get heat but Mexico has rarely ever seen Okada so they ain't gonna boo.

I FUCKING LOVE LATINAS BROS

WEBM CHAD PLEASE MAKE A WEBM OF THAT GIRL IN THE CROWD

>>18033545
Somehow I don't think Okada is the reason for TNA's decline

HUGE POP FOR KAZU

dusty finish and brisco will be beat up.

Ready for another bEatdown, little aewtists?

The E-Titans are here.

>>18033554
Is Kemonito friends with CMLL again? Or is this nu Kemonito?

so is Okada joining the Callis family now?

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>>18033563
i would give my life for a latina sicko

OKADA LATINA HOTTY

>>18033430
FUCK THE JEWISH CORPORATE SLOP INVADERS

Okada got stuck in the bottom rope

>>18033564
need that

For those who don't know, CMLL long-time fans know NJPW vets cos they send ppl there. Where Naito found his entire gimmick and faction name. Info for nufags only.

there was a match in CMLL a few years back where Naito was interacting with OG Kemonito, always mean to find that clip to revisit it

>>18033560
Thanks, and I should also mention that I'll share the iguana meat with based Kemonito.

>>18033574
Ospreay was with Don for the Kenny match and never joined the group. This is real man's rasslin.

WE GOT PHONING IT IN OKADA

>>18033577
Me too

>>18033591
When has he not phoned it in at AEW

THIS is AEW?

its so.... gay... and bad... bahahaha

>>18033577
latina sicko will take your life
she'll ride or die for ya, but may be the one to pull the trigger
worth the risk tho. crazy sex

not enough travis scott and slim jim ads for ya dronie?

>yeah let's just open the show with something that 95% of our audience doesnt understand
I can already see the drones making threads and making fun of us for this. What the fuck man.

Okada is moving at 0.5x speed

>>18033592
Some guy is one lucky hombre.

>only the best wrestle here
>redneck gimmick fighting the slowest asian man in existence

I have latina fatigue. Women are kinda gay ngl.

If I were Tony I would book Mark Briscoe for a long run with a singles belt, always loved him and Jay back in the day.

AEW FUCKING SUCKS!

>>18033610
low test

I bullied an AEWtist at work earlier today lmfao. Guy ran to HR but they laughed at him too. But yeah, as a hot guy I can confirm I get a pass to say and do what I want. My boss is hot and married and she got a big promotion and I said to her 'Whose big, beautiful.... smile am I going to stare at all day now?' and she got all shy and timid. A few days later she came to work in her gym clothes to pick some things up and made sure I got a good look at her ass. It's not all fun and games though because other dudes don't always like you and you actually have to be nice to them to earn their trust

>>18033599
ill buy her the gun if it gets me just a few days of bliss

That's the 2nd time Ex gets cut off while throwing to break. They've got some timing issues this evening.

>>18033608
rednecks fucking MADE wrestling, son.

This show has been awful, saved by a good crowd who just loves wrestling. Just like the international WWE shows.

>>18033612
He absolutely should have a belt. Give him the TNT title, he'd do far better than Garcia and Cole.

>>18033603
found the e-drone

WWE is way better

Latinas still going crazy over Hangman on Twitter

>>18033623
that's why your gimmick can't just be "i'm a redneck lol"

>>18033624
Ah give them a break, must be a bitch traveling to Mexico

>>18033617
>I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex

>>18033617
You play those AI gf apps too damn much, anon.

So is Okada going to beat Kenny at the PPV when he isn't even putting any effort in on a regular basis?

>>18033603
>cut n paste the same comments to no reactions across 4 threads
cringe @ your life
lmao

This was pre-taped BTW.

>sasha wins
>mgayf wins
>moxley wins
>ricochet wins

Now you can stop wasting your time and watch WWE Evolve. Youre welcome.
:-)

>>18033631
Mark Briscoe does have more than that, and he always did.

>>18033630
All the women are, not just latinas

>>18033630

Mexicans love whites, simple as.

>>18033624
Next time don't book a 10 man tag and 14 man tag. Not everyone has to be on the damn show

>>18033637
He's copy pasting the same comments in every thread
low effort lazy shit
begging for attention
what a sad lil boi ;_;

>>18033646
erm, they just said it was live.

>>18033646
Lmfao

Cornette is right about Okada. He does fucking NOTHING.
Fucking swindling Jap faggot.
Tony needs to fire this lazy bitch and send him back to Japan.

hes right you know

>>18033646
Kek, nah ill just turn it off. Desperate edrone is so pathetic

>>18033630
A white boy that speaks spanish? Ohhh gurrllll my pussy wet mmmmmmmm

>>18033646
The LIVE bug is currently showing on the screen. KYS.

>>18033654
Yeah people used to laugh when I said that there are actual WWE shills on this board, but I think the way they act proves me right.

Aubrey with Mexican flag colored finger nails

>>18033646
>This was pre-taped BTW
WTF is this true? Fuck you

>>18033668
It's literally 1 (One) person
He is a very sad lonely little boi ;_;

>>18033580
>CORPORATE
your show was sponsored by minecraft the movie a few weeks ago, lil bro.
you can stop with the moral grandstanding.

>>18033673
It's not true, had it been the piggies would've been posting spoilers left and right

>>18033668
Almost all WWE stans on this board have mental illnesses or are legit Paki's

Reminder that Mark Briscoe has a shoot 140 IQ

THE REDNECK KUNG FU HAS COME OUT

[Important News]
Please read.

>>18033676
*oh and he's samefagging replies to himself because he can't get organic (You)s

Lads
Okada is boring

Why does Okada wrestle in slow motion, did he leave his workrate in Japan?

>>18033686
doubt it.

>bites Okada's finger
>remembers he has no front teeth
>switch to molars
>mfw

>>18033691
he only tries on PPV

Are all AEW shows this bad or just the Mexican ones?

>>18033691
Workrate tariff. He can only do 40% of his Japanese moves.

kek, okada DEFINITELY wasn't going to jump for the elbow on that rock hard boxing ring

>>18033694
it's those little things that count

>>18033688
Whoever wrote that likely eats his own semen.

>>18033688
Thanks I will be sure to check the new hero out for King Arthur Heroes Rise

>>18033690
Bro just reserving energy for that Omega bout. Smart

>>18033694
it popped me

I don't want to sound like an edrone but I fucking hate how lazy Okada is now. It's embarrassing and there is no excuse

>>18033688
>he has a reddit account
Doesnt matter what you say or post I don't care

shit I thought Don was running after that concessions guy

>>18033696
Edrone propaganda doesn't work on AEW chads

>match looks like absolute slow motion shit
I CAN'T BELIEVE TONIBAKAN GAVE US THIS KINO WRESTLING SICKOSISTERS!

hoping for don to give okada another police baton

RAINMAKERRRRR

Okada not trying to get hurt before All In Texas

>>18033694
soul

This show is shoot awful

AEW not able to yell RAAAAAIINMAAAAAAKER or do the camera zoom out?

>>18033686
literally twice that of the average e-drone, impressive

>>18033710
I guess it's his AEW character but for all the hype they try to surround him with, it ain't working

>>18033710
I can't imagine the damage that strong style has on their bodies. I don't blame him for taking Tony's money to coast.

Maybe Okada is saving himself for All In.

there's something incredibly based about Don Callis heading to the ring and there's the mexican potato chips vendor walking next to him

>>18033694
kek

AEW ducking sucks cock

Ha ha Don realizing they're cheering for Okada and running over for heel shit

even if you're the biggest AEW fan in history you can't watch that and think "yeah that was a good match"
okada looked slow as shit and gave 10% effort

>>18033715
>please watch evolve! PLEASE ITS SO GOOD

>>18033617
okay bro, just make sure my mcchicken doesn’t have pickles

OMEGA CHANTS

>>18033739
rudo sovl

no kenny run in

>no Kenny appearance
Tony fucking HATES mexicans

>>18033756
Bro he's fucking DEAD

Yeah I'm tapping out early, this show is garbage and will only get worse with the botcha banks match

>>18033710
>I fucking hate how lazy Okada is now. It's embarrassing and there is no excuse
The biggest issue is they hype him up so much. There's a huge disconnect and delegitimizes the product

>>18033755
>>18033756
Kenny is dying, guys

>if Kenny had appeared on this show;
>OMG WTF WHY ISN'T HE SELLING TEHE BIG BLOODY ANGLE WTF IS THIS SHIT

>>18033756
To be fair, if you'd just recently recovered from diverticulitis, I'm pretty sure Mexico would be at the bottom of the list places you'd wanna go.

>>18033746
Not every match on Dynamite is gonna be a 5-star banger bro we know. Sometimes it's all about aura.

>>18033759
his continental classic match vs ospreay was good

Probably the worst match I've seen in years. Sad.

>>18033756
I don't hate Mexicans. Where did you hear this?

BIG LEAGUED BY BASED KITTY

>>18033763
Shouldn't have done the angle to begin with. Kenny was advertised for this show for two months

>>18033764
Couldn't even trust the Deer Park bottles or even Fuji/Evian down there

>>18033771
based

>>18033756
Blood has to sell last week's angle, please understand.

>>18033746
>even if you're the biggest AEW fan in history you can't watch that and think "yeah that was a good match"
>okada looked slow as shit and gave 10% effort
TRVKE. aewtists just eat up their slop

>>18033756
no he doesn't

Tony made the call

MJF gigapop

>>18033731
Yeah Raw was bad

I'm sure there's issues/conflicts with pre existing deals but I'd pay for an additional MAX tier if TK could get CMLL/NJPW stuff integrated into the AEW offerings.

oh fuck, hurt syndicate made the trip too

>>18033787
The Tonedog always gets his way.

RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!

RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!

RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!

>>18033785
Are you piggiEs capable of coming up with even one original meme?

>MJF
>in Mexico
I hope he says something racial in Spanish

MJF really is the best shit stirrer, he is hard to hate because he knows how to piss everyone off and play a good heel. He was the best champion too with his shitposting

>>18033786
These fucking pants thingies are the ugliest clothes I've ever seen in my entire life. Every time I see someone wearing it I know they're a retard. Which is a shame cause I liked her

Did an AEW wrestler really wear a shirt that said Abolish ICE tonight?

Rhea should call Tony and laugh at him and then make him book buddy.

>>18033770
Based Americano MJF

OK, I can turn over to Roku after this match. Lex Express MJF v Sloppy Sin Cara is the only thing worth waiting for

Why isn't playing we hurt people?

>Hurt Syndicate not in a red, white and blue suit respectively

I'm disapoint

Mistico big pop

come see me star in the latest adam sandler movie
>where can i watch this movie max?
>....

>>18033758
You will stay right here ITT begging for attention like the sad little shit you are
Prove me wrong :P

>IRAN?!?!
>KISS MY RING AND THEN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!

USA!
USA!

>>18033787
oh that is fucking bad ass, black taurus returns home

HOLY SHIT ITS SIN CARA

I need to move to mexico and get me a latina gf

Would a theme like this get over in the United States?

KINO

why this nigga got goofy ahhhh beaner country music lmfao

>>18033801
Yeah that fat faggot need Brody King

tony paid up for it

...I was unaware Mistico was this over.

Sin Cara mask is back.

sin cara's entrance music fucking sucks

kek the passion they have for Mistico is awesome

Mistico is not over. The theme is over.

BASED

pure fucking kino

ANOTHER AEW HOTTY FAN

He's using a Mexican High School Muscial song for an entrance?

This show looks better than Smackdown

gringos wouldnt understand the levels of kino

He brought the old mask out lmao

Wow Tony actually is having Mistico use his actual theme

damn niggas this is kino feels like I'm watching All In Wembley

Bro is fucking over.

one of the most SOVL entrances I've seen, goddamn!!!

This has been a terrible show. WTF is this shit.

Fucking beaner stole that guys' flag

Fucking NUCLEAR pop for Mistico.

KINO

>Jason Momoa Minecraft cosplayer

what the fuck

THIS PURE KINO
THIS IS SOVL
THIS IS LUCHA LIBRE
NOT THAT SOULLESS JEW SLOP

>>18033843
>gringos don't understand gay emotional brown people music
yes.

>>18033823
Genuinely embarrassing. If Tony was a real boss he wouldn't have okayed it. If you're trying to run an actual company, it makes no sense to let your wrestlers go on TV and intentionally try to piss off half the potential audience for no reason.

FVCKING SOVL

>sin cara is the mexican hulk hogan
based, simply fucking based

I don't like that they hurt people
They should be the Heal Syndicate and nurse people after their matches

they really gonna job out Mistico to MJF?

and now the butthurt e-pig posting will increase because MISTICO is way more over than Sin Cara EVER was. WWE fumbled this guy bad.

Feels good theme

Mistico is a national hero for them

HOLY SHIT

Buddy would never wear that shirt.

Mexico is such a fucking joke. Same with AEW.

drones in fucking shambles

At least everyone ain't just going WHOOOOAAAAHHHHHHOOHHHHOHHHHOHHHHH like drones do for Seff/Cody/Sami/Bex

This ain't got shit on Mr Iguana.

I hope MJF wins and we get another Will Osprey situation with MJF wiping his ass with the mexican flag in Mexico.

Bobbo is impressed

>>18033859
you know what, you spics are alright. Heil Hitler mi amigo.

It’s so crazy how hard Mistico flopped on WWE. Dude is a literal national treasure in Mexico

>time for karaoke to end
lmao. smark retards buried.

BIG MATCH FEEL

>>18033867
it would be promotional malpractice

I'm so glad I'm not Mexican lmao

NEW THREAD
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>>18033881
Mr Iguana is the only good thing you pigs got from AAA. Konnan was a good wrestler but his commentary sucks.

>>18033871
Mistico is a collision jobber

WWE and Mr Iguana mogs this shit

>>18033894
Yeah I'm glad I'm American and my tax dollars go to Israel!

pure uncut Sin Cara is good and moves like that? Did Vince put him in weighted tights or something

>>18033895
250, idjit

>>18033801
Yeah it was based

>>18033879
it's a very famous latin american song so everyone knows the lyrics to it.

>>18033416 (OP)
>MARRANO MARRANO MARRANO
Did they go too far?

>>18033911
that's what you voted for, stupid

>>18033905
Rampage the last time I went while it was still airing

>pisstico using pop rox
lol

>a jew wearing the ameriburger flag to piss off mexicans

interesting

>>18033929
>thinking Punk's daughter invented that move
This is your brain on WWE slop

>>18033868
Mistico is the OG HHH fumble

Why is the bottom rope so close to the mat, everyone keeps getting tangled trying to get out

Damn not a single >we hurt people ?

>>18033929
>Paying homage to Latina goddess Roxanne Perez
BASED

>>18033902
>Konnan was a good wrestler
this is where you exposed yourself as never having watched AAA or WCW for that matter

>>18033945
because luchadores are usually flying over the top rope. bottom rope rarely used

PUTO
>PUTO
PUTO
>PUTO
PUTO
>PUTO
https://youtu.be/CzEbm7yup7g

>>18033939
nobody cares who invented it, probably some child diddling shitter. Roxanne made it hers

>>18033946
Tbf they played MJF's theme and not that track

>>18033902
>Konnan was a good wrestler
WWE revisionism at its finest

>>18033945
mexicans are tiny oompa loompa sized pygmy people.

>>18033912
It was the shitty gimmick they gave him where he would wrestle under special lighting. The light would reflect into his mask and he couldn't see shit

>>18033917
what's the song's name please?

TE AMAMOS BOBBO

Appropriate they show a Coke in a glass bottle advert on this show since the only Cokes in a glass bottle around here come from Mexico

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Why MJF is cosplaying as Chad Gable??

>>18033973
>mexicans are tiny oompa loompa sized pygmy people.

>>18033993
Mexico probably wouldn't go for his Lex Express speedo

>>18033996
i NEED a latina sicko gf

>>18033996
Yes? Idk why you always post this. Youre Mexican, we get it. Youre posting some fat spic

>>18033976
man that's fucked.

Really bugs me that niggas migrate so damn quickly

>>18033973
Jamás serás blanco

DIOS MIO, TIENE CABELLO!

>>18034052
yeah OP needs to cool off baking thread til 290 or 300 posts

>>18033973
How many mexicans have raped you?

>>18034052
same
not leaving until bump limit

>>18033973
t. mutt

PESOS

PELADO
>PELADO
PELADO
>PELADO
PELADO
>PELADO

>>18034184
>t.

>>18034341
At least I can use my legs

C E O
>C E O
C E O
>C E O
C E O
>C E O

Zeuxis needs to send me pics of her breasts

NEED MORE CULO SHOTS

>another belt
lol

>>18034447
that picture's from canada, new bro.

>>18034447
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kek