Thread 18033889

AEW Makes Its Historic Mexico Debut at the Cathedral of Lucha Libre - Arena México!...
AEW Grand Slam Mexico live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>MJF vs. Mistico
>Zeuxis (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the CMLL World Women's Championship
>The Death Riders & The Young Bucks vs. Will Ospreay, Swerve Strickland, & The Opps
>Continental Champion The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada vs. Mark Briscoe
>TNT Champion Adam Cole, Daniel Garcia, Brody King, Templario, Bandido, & Atlantis Jr. vs. FTR, Josh Alexander, The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita, The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, & Hechicero in a 12-Man Tag
>Ricochet vs. Hologram vs. Mascara Dorada vs. Lio Rush in a 4 Million Pesos High Flying 4-Way Match (~$210,319 USD)

** 24 Days Out From All In Texas **

the bottom rope is low. thats why okada and now mjf got caught up on it.

GO MISTICO SMACK THAT JEW AROUND LIKE HIS NAME WAS ARI EMANUEL

>>18033889 (OP)
>muttmerica represented by a jew
Based Tony

>>18033889 (OP)
THIS THREAD WAS MADE AT 250 POSTS
AEWTISTS ARE ARTIFICIALLY INFLATING THE GAMETHREADS.

terrible fucking show btw

If Kemonito doesn't come out and stop the Hurt Business from interfering what are we doing here

>The botch mascot is a national hero
kek

you know a dude is mega over when.....

Mistico is so fucking based

>>18033889 (OP)
This thread was made at 250 posts, faggot aewtranny

Guys, seriously, please watch evolve. This is a WWE board, why the fuck are you watching this?? Traitors

>>18033936
LOL you pigs do that as well by starting your gamethreads like 12 hours early and then samefagging the piss out of them.

Whats the crowd chanting at MJF? Sounds like "Diego" lol

WWE and Mr Iguana are so much better than this shit lol

>>18033969
culero

>>18033961
Fuck WWE and fuck you, I will fist your mother while you watch and your sister is next. Do the squealing star press off the silo so you can join your piggiE family in the hell fed run by Mr. Satan.

>>18033969
We love you

This was pre-taped BTW.

>sasha wins
>mgayf wins
>moxley wins
>ricochet wins

Now you can stop wasting your time and watch WWE Evolve. Youre welcome.
:-)

MJF should rep israel for nuclear heat. It's what Vince McMahon would do.

>>18033972
They called him a butt?

>>18033977
Based

>penis bump
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tony Khan is ugly

>>18033991
He already is

Is this an appropriate theme for the biggest star in Mexico?

>>18033975
Papa H is a chad and fuck AEW faggot. Probably some tranny or backyard slop stan. If you just check out evolve, you'll see it's much better.

This is the best thing MJF has done in a while

>>18033970
suck my iguana faggot

someone should tell this fat mexican to lay off the burritos

AEW Grand Slam Mexico has soul

>>18033961
I’m not watching WWE cause this is a wrestling board

>>18034007
I'm not Mexican so I can't say whether it is or not.

>>18034006
Well, it's a fed owned by a muslim and the top heel is a jew. That's actually pretty based.

Why is that bottom rope so low, people get caught up on it rolling out lmao

>>18033970
Lmfao kill yourself pedophile

>>18033927
BASED
FUCK TKO
SOULLES CORPORATE JEW SLOP RUINING WRESTLING WORLDWIDE
WE MUST RESIST THIS MENACE

ESTA LUCHA

This match fucking sucks dude lol what the hell is this garbage?

>>18034026
Kemonito needs to be able to use it pls understand

Justified "This Is Lucha" chants right now for MJF vs Mistico!

THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING RIGHT NOW!

>>18034025
>top heel
the top heel is moxley. mjf spent weeks trying to get into a midcard heel group.

Why is there an e drone seething in this thread?

>>18034039
you're welcome TK

>MJF almost made Mistico Sid himself
sheesh. imagine the heat he'd get if he ended his career right there

>>18034000
AI doesn't take wealth into account. How the fuck do you think Billy Joel married Christie Brinkley

>>18034045
I don't know but it's blatant and really funny. AEW mind broke him

>>18034009
HHH is nothing but an old WCW jobber who married Vince McMahon's daughter to get a push because that's the only way he could get one. Before that, he was literally wallowing in the mud with Henry Godwinn and his pigs.

RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!


RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!


RAPE TONY KHAN!


>RAPE TONY KHAN!

Sin Cara has asked for clapping genuinely eleven times since I started clapping. What is wrong with him?

>>18034035
WATCH EVOLVE ITS BETTER THAN THIS! Just try it and you'll see!

Explain to me why the 4,000,000 pesos match doesn't have Kemonito or Kemalito in it?

>>18033942
O V E R
V
R
R

>>18034010
it would be by default because he wrestles 5 times a year

Selling looked stupid. MJF needs to work on that

>>18034057
>Getting the crowd hyped is a bad thing

>>18034059
Kemalito is joining the death riders later tonight

This show is really fucking bad man, I know this comment will come with seethe but it is true, This show sucks.

>>18034066
holy based

>>18034055
Bro he literally saved WWE, where have you been? He got booker of the year last year instead of that KWAB Tony!

SNACK HERMANOS INFORME EN

There was a point in time that piledrivers and powerbombs were completely outlawed in Mexico due to all the wrestlers that died from them

This show is BASED

Mistico is hulking up hermano

>>18034064
It is when 10 times prior they have made it clear they don’t want to clap. They’re into the match they just don’t want to clap so fucking give up and let them not clap. It’s not complicated. Why’s it so desperately important to him that they clap specifically? My count of ten tries was in at most two minutes.

MJF doesnt know how to sell and doesnt know how to execute moved
This guy fucking sucks

I want to rape this bald referree. Uppity little nasally faggot.

yuta gets murdered by the cartel tonight

>>18034059
Monkeys don't need money.
Plus if you stacked all that money up it'd be like two feet taller them.

>>18034066
I would buy a Death Riders shirt sight unseen if that would happen

>>18034075
Why are Mexican wrestlers so frail?

mjf should not be allowed to have long matches

I don't know if I'm being autistic or just imagining shit, but is this ring hard as fuck or something? Like it's not moving at all.

>>18034055
I'm not an Haitch-as-wrestler fan but he had already reached main event level before the daterapedrug marriage angle was not even in the Test/Steph meet cute stage yet? Were you alive in 1999?

>>18034086
Lucha isn't about power moves at all, its all about acrobatics and crazy submissions.

I bullied an AEWtist at work earlier today lmfao. Guy ran to HR but they laughed at him too. But yeah, as a hot guy I can confirm I get a pass to say and do what I want. My boss is hot and married and she got a big promotion and I said to her 'Whose big, beautiful.... smile am I going to stare at all day now?' and she got all shy and timid. A few days later she came to work in her gym clothes to pick some things up and made sure I got a good look at her ass. It's not all fun and games though because other dudes don't always like you and you actually have to be nice to them to earn their trust

Blacks and Jews > Mexicans

>>18034091
it's probably a CMLL ring

>>18034086
They aren't frail just drunk. Can't trust them to not hurt each other.

>>18034091
yeah it is

>>18034094
A nigga died from the 619 tho

kek MJF's jewish tricks not working tonight

>>18034101
i forgot about that

>>18034045
He does this for every AEW TV Gamethreads btw. Every time. 1 (one) guy. All alone.
it's so sad.
lmao

>>18034091
Nah they mentioned earlier how much harder this ring is

>>18034091
They alluded to that right off the bat, the CMLL I completely hard and has little give.

make it a hair vs mask rematch at all in

>>18034074
might go get a frosty afterwards

NOW HE TRULY IS WITHOUT A FACE

their national hero humiliated

too far

MJF is going to be murdered in Mexico after the show

Incredible lol. They gave Mistico a visual submission. They gave MJF a visual pin. It ended in a DQ. Incredible.

Well that was a complete waste of time

>>18034054
mind raped him, one might opine

based jet speed

I thought ripping a mask off was the worst thing you could do. The crowd didn't even really react, wtf?

Buddy wouldn’t do this because he’s nice.

>Speedball wears shoes in Mexico

huh

MJF is not leaving Arena Mexico alive tonight

>>18034130
bizarro world

>>18034121
I mean, you had to know as soon as they announced this match it was not going to be a clean finish.

>>18034130
You dont go shoeless at a church

MJF is getting the Bruiser Brody exit if he doesn't hit the bulletproof SUV stat.

>masks are really sacred in mexico
you can tell by how they sacrificed it so easily for this throw away angle that's going to lead nowhere.

>>18034101
It was a freak thing. The guy had years of injuries built up, Rey just happened to strike him in the worst place possible, he was dead by the time he hit the rope.

pretty sure MJF's singlet is torn at the ass from that crawl

>>18034130
You can get parasites through your feet. It's a smart call.

>>18034130
Gotta respect the culture

WWE does lucha better than AEW

>>18034127
A tombstone piledriver used to be the worst thing you can do and now nobody gives a shit because they’ve seen the thing happen literally for almost 100 years. This company is like 91 years old.

I thought MJF would get nuclear heat with the mask spot but the crowd didn't even seem to care. They were booing the same amount as they were prior to that happening. What gives?

>>18034127
It's a pretty common rudo spot at this point

>>18034150
>What gives?
it's not the 80's anymore and people don't give a fuck about wrestilng like the used to.

>>18034150
See >>18034149

>>18034150
that match was pretty bad

Poor Robert De Niro

WWE's Mexicans are better than gayew's Mexicans

>>18034150
As someone said, they've probably muted the crowd cos the torrent of Spanish cuss words coming from the audience.

Base

>>18034091
It's a 120 yr old boxing ring.

Haven't watched wrestling in years. Is Guy Incognito still a thing in these threads? Love this dude!

>>18034150
they've ripped off mistico's mask 100 times by now

>>18033889 (OP)
This thread was made at 250 posts by the way. AEWtists are early baking.

THANK YOU TONY

>>18034165
>muted the crowd
that's not it, lil bro. if this happened in 1985 there would have been a riot in that arena.

>>18034096
Your life is pathetic
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/I%20bullied%20an%20AEWtist%20at%20work%20earlier%20today%20lmfao/

time for flippy kino

AAA > CMLL

WWE wins again

CALVO CALVO CALVO CALVO

HOLOCHADS

if i had 4 million pesos could i secure a latina sicko gf

It's Prince Puma

>>18034178
Tony's biggest fumble? How do you not give this guy a singles belt.

>>18034188
It’s like 200k

HOLONEGROS, PONGANSE DE PIE!!!

did you know hologram in Spanish is holograma

Is Hologram really there or is he just a legit hologram?

NO PENTA?
LOL WE DO MEXICANS BETTER THAN AEW DOES TOO

Dronies sure are quiet tonight LMFAO

Every time I see Hologram it feels like Saturday. Love him

>>18034056
>that image
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/uKMYfvHy6K3yIAMxzOKNzg/
Your life is pathetic

HOLOMANIACS WW@

Bros, I'm so fatigued, I don't think I can make it through this whole show.

Hm Hologram was wearing a kneebrace yesterday, guess he's feeling better

wtf is that mask

>>18034194
yes or no

Be honest with me now guys, did Ricochet made right choince to jump on the AEW hype train?

Lio looking extra zesty in his S&M mask

Still hate watching huh?

Oh he zesty

It's the villian of the year. Ricochet.

Also HoloGOATs rise up!

Lio Rush wearing underwear for a mask

Action Andretti is an extreme fag

>>18034199
WWE already has the coolest and best Mexican in the world. We don't care about CMLL and this terrible show

>>18034075
mexicans dont care much about obeying the law, anon

>>18034210
Yes
Genuinely my favorite heel right now

>>18034193
no his biggest fumble was forgetting to cancel Wrestle with the Week so the boys got back together and made their own podcast. And yes, Sky got his PS5.

>>18034210
Yeah, he's been thriving in AEW.

DEEP
DARK
FANTASIES

That might be the ugliest fucking mask I've ever seen

Hologram is good but he isn't the real thing.

>>18034202
I think I'm a holomaniac, he really impressed me yesterday. Dorada too.

>>18034091
Jericho said on TIJ that there's a trick to the CMLL ring. You have to roll a certain way when landing to lessen the bump from how hard it is.

LOL FAILED TO SELLOUT

>>18034210
Yes? He'd be having boring TV matches with the likes of the Kaizer or some shit

>>18034210
After the heel turn a big yes.

Black people aren't over in Mexico, apparently.

>>18034201
9 posts? So what?

So far Dorada is the only modern luchador I've seen who is just as good as Rey Mysterio in his prime.

>>18034172
cry about it more ya bitch

>>18034231
Need her back like you wouldn't believe

Mistico fucked around all commercial apparently lol

7000 feet sounds like a lot. At least a B-Level.

This is yalls leader, aewtrannies? LMFAO

Lio Rush sucks

Simple as

>>18034243
You’ve never seen La Rapida I guess.

>>18034236
>Bobby
He wrestled in Arena Mexico before?

>>18034251
I mean he's hugging them, not shitting on their chests with Johnny Ace

10,000x better than worlds collide. jewish pigs in the mud.

Just tuned in and wow AEW is legit so fucking bad its not even fun to laugh at its just going be shit all night im shocked how fuckin gay all this shit is

FLIPPY SHIT BROS, IT'S OUR FUCKING TIME

all these niggas want those pesos

>>18034210
100% he did.
I find him way more entertaining to watch now than anytime he was in WWE

>>18034210
yeah he's pretty much going to be the top heel in the company after his faction is assembled

>>18034253
You're right, I honestly haven't seen him yet.

I remember hooking up with a 40 year old man off Craigslist. He said he wanted my 18 year old cock.
I fucked his ass so hard and I remember him turning over, he had been trying to push me off with his hands on my hips. And he looked back at me like this. I choked him and came on his face. Hooked up 3 times after that.
Married a woman. Took her virginity. She dont know im a violent faggot

>>18034231
would this rudo gooner audience accept her for her tetas or reject her for being a gringo mocking lucha

>>18034260
I AINT WATCHING THE FED PAKI FAGGOT

Ric'O got some elevation there on that dropkick

FLIPPY SHIT

>>18034251
You seething and crying in these gamethreads is great sideshow entertainment. Like a carnival circus freak.

>>18034268
Her. It’s actually La Pidita, cagematch translated it wrong at first.

>>18034270
tetas are universally over

>>18034270
Rosa was genuinely dying with laughter when she first saw Harleygram so I would bet they love it.

Hologram is legitimately the most impressive luchador in the US

You guys do know Tony has probably 5 years tops before he goes the way of Herb Abrams right? Enjoy it while it lasts i guess lol.

that's a tough ring no bouncy attributes like usa ones

>>18034288
that's the beast mortos

>>18034259
FACT
this show is TRVE LVCHA SOVL

>>18034283
That was my second post in this thread. Most people hate AEW dumbass

There needs to be some kind of gimmick for whoever wins the most from these "Money" matches. It'd just be fun to track throughout the year.

>>18034308
You okay there, buddy?

>>18034260
>Just tuned in
You have been seething since Gamethread 1
You crying bitch

>>18034284
based Kaho enjoyer

How do any of you take this shit seriously after this debacle last week

>Ricochet/Lio alliance falls apart because Ricochet is bald
kino

Ricochet got a fat ass huh

>>18034269
Spamming/Flooding

Lio fucked up playing with Ric'Os bald head

Remember when Chad Drew McIntyre told Ricochet to shut up and mogged his ass? Lol

>>18034308
>>18034319
348k

CMLL needs to be careful. I think WWE might try to poach Mascara Dorada

i want mascara dorada to win the pesos

Lio crushed

Trevor deserves the pesos

HOLOGOAT
>HOLOGOAT
HOLOGOAT
>HOLOGOAT
HOLOGOAT
>HOLOGOAT
HOLOGOAT
>HOLOGOAT
HOLOGOAT
>HOLOGOAT

Would Lio Rush be good in WWE? would he be in main event scene?

>>18034313
>the best wrestler won’t even compete for the title, only cold hard cash
>he eventually wins the title in Vegas and sells it to a pawn shop

ESTO ES LUCHA
>ESTO ES LUCHA
ESTO ES LUCHA
>ESTO ES LUCHA
ESTO ES LUCHA
>ESTO ES LUCHA

>>18034347
he was already in WWE and was lashleys manager at one point

>>18034347
he was already there

>>18034347
>he doesn't know

>>18034311
Lucha Power Rangers is based

I miss Shida guys, fuck you Trump

>>18034347
Is this bait or do you not know how it went the first time?

>>18034347
He was in WWE for a good while and no.

i really wanted to see kenny omega vs mascara dorada

Would Speedball be good in WWE? would he be in the main event scene?

>>18034362
ugly ass bitch

>>18034319
You are so gotten all night long
KWAB
xD

>>18034347
no he’s got Low Ki tier autism that keeps him from being able to actually keep a spot in a company
I imagine he has a handler in AEW that’s keeping him from flipping out

>>18034362
She’s ugly.

Lio getting a good showcase here

>>18034362
miss shida like you wouldnt believe

>>18034362
I want Shida's fat ass on my face

>>18034363
No how did it go?

GS Mexico > GS Australia
Even the jank ring is better in Mexico. Straya fumbled.

>>18034373
I like to think his financial planner sat him down and said you can't keep fucking retiring every other year only to show up to work somewhere else.

>>18034288
That’s a funny way of spelling Dralistico

justified lucha chant

How do people still have necks after poisonranas man

Ricochet has been way better since leaving WWE

next forbidden door needs to be in arena mexico
these fans are true sickos

Is Mercedes main eventing?

Would Daniel Garcia do good in WWE?

>>18034383
he became Lashley's valet and someone in merch, or Rush, copied the My Hero Academia font for Lashley's merch/catchphrase

>>18034387
>his financial planner
you mean his wife?

This match has been pretty legit ngl

WE DID IT HOLOGODS

>>18034400
Not in the post Patterson era

>>18034400
Nxt is full of Daniel Garcias

So Ricochet was up there just to be up there lol

*****

HOLONEGROS!!!
>HOLONEGROS!!!
HOLONEGROS!!!
>HOLONEGROS!!!
HOLONEGROS!!!
>HOLONEGROS!!!
HOLONEGROS!!!
>HOLONEGROS!!!
HOLONEGROS!!!
>HOLONEGROS!!!

HOLOGRAM IS ALSO THE NEW POPE

The roof of my mouth did the job against a bowl of Cap'n Crunch this morning. Shit still hurts.

Awesome finish, Hologram's spinning powerbomb is really cool.

Finally
Time for big Zeuxis titties

NEW THREAD
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>>18034417

Mercedes is getting another belt, isn't she?

>>18034410
Don't disrespect Garcia like that damn

>>18034423
Bro you're creating threads too fucking early

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5k2XVKxznc
Mistico's song is blowing up on YouTube

>>18034404
everyone wears many hats in the rush household

>>18034423
>262

>>18034424
It’s fine. CMLL for a shoot has 31 active belts. They could literally put 15 belts on people all around the world and would not be giving up 50% of their belts.

>>18034397
Many such cases

>>18034400
in nxt maybe? Shawns magic might actually make Garcia dimes considering he made Ethan dimes too

>>18034423
thanks for creating the new threads in a timely manner

why's this guy smelling kibble so fucking much

>>18034423
Fucking stop you retarded faggot

>>18034427
>>18034444
>>18034452
Just migrate when this thread hits 300. not that hard

>>18034423
PLEASE DON'T MIGRATE TIL 300 POSTS FOLKS

>>18034441
Ethan was always dimes. He just didn’t get tv time.

C E O

CEO

>>18034456
But niggas don't do that. They migrate right away.

>aew threads are just a bunch of r*ddit trannies who dont understand 4chan
Honestly not surprised

WE LOVE OUR CEO DONT WE FOLKS?

CEO

>>18034457
>>18034456
Most people migrate early. All this does is kill threads early and at the very best split the threads.

look at all them belts
time to add 1 more
C E O
C E O
C E O

LATINAS

Tony really had Atlantis win the opener and is putting over AEW talent in the rest of the show

ZEUXTITS

What mean Zeuxis?

Dat ass

yes I would

GYATT

Bae is honorary Latina now that's she's knocking boots with Mortos

Fat ass and Booba fiends it is time to feast!

GYATT

Built for Beast Mortos

I don't know about boo-boo face, but this chick's walk screams jobber.

>>18034456
Previous thread still hasn't reach bump limit

NEWWWWWWWWW
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>>18034417

Does Mone really need more belts

Mortos, you lucky bastard.

I am cured of my latina fatigue. This is an amazing sight. Hotter than Vaq.

>>18034493
'huge tits'

>>18034489
>Hologram
>talent

>face first
DUMB HORSE

Zeuxis me debe sexo.

lmao

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18034761
She came to get bean'd