BRAT EDITION!!!
Auntie Bayley has made her intentions clear as she seeks to go after the prized IC title which is currently held by Mama Becko. Our suspicions were right, it seems that Auntie Bayley had left /ourbirb/ in the dark up until her return, and their last interaction backstage was tense and full of unspoken friction. Punished Birb is near, we can all feel it in the air. Our once innocent and whimsical canary is turning into a dangerous and battle hardened falcon, waiting for the right moment to strike. The Great Joshi War is about to begin, and only time will tell if it ends with Birbie getting grounded and spanked by her Auntie and Mom before being forced to do Maths or if she will rise above to get unlimited time to play AC and study wrestling instead.
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw
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>>18002884Socials:
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What has gotten into her lately
>>18041650Aunt Bayley didn't return her Animal Crossing friend requests
>>18041650She's getting grounded isn't she...
REMINDER! Lyra will NEVER be part of the joshi alliance!
>>18041675How can this adorable angel be a heel? I just can't see it guys.
>>18041688Good. Your alliance smells.
>>18041696Birb will have to be super mean or something. She looks too cute and bubbly.
>>18041688It's okay, the joshi alliance with Becky and Bayley is much better anyways.
This is her brat face btw
>Becky is her mum
>Bayley is her aunt
Does she have sisters or cousins
>>18041650Wine Aunt Bayley never returned her calls about going to an AA meeting.
>>18041808Tatum is her sister obviously
>>18041808Isla Dawn is her sister.
>>18041865Tatum is her love interest.
>>18041808Mercedes is her real mother, but she left her at Becky's doorstep in 2022.
>>18041886Very Lifetime movie like
>>18041904Even though she abandoned her, she still loves her mother and wants to wrestle her someday.
>>18041948>every woman keeps trying to undress her
>when Auntie gets drunk again
>>18041984[Concerning News]
>>18041984Why is she wearing those moon bounce shoes?
>>18042007Shea insecure about being smol :(
>goddess of war
>gets kwabbed
>>18042084Well, Becky cheated. So I wouldn't call it a "kwab". But I digress.
>>18041865>Tatum sniffs Lyra's worn clothing and stalks herWeird sister relationship
She needs correcting! A couple of bare bum spankings will do.
>>18042357LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE???
>>18042390Turning heel on
Aunt Bayleeeeeyyyy
>>18041984Cute smol player!
Daily reminder that birb lost and has no title
Me and tulpa birb are gonna cuddle tonight and watch movies. Any suggestions on what I should put on?
>>18042657Based nationalist Birb!
>>18040447/pw/ doesn't like her
>>18042762Lord of the Rings obviously.
Each birb general I see seems like an echo chamber, same pics, same posts, even Iyo drones try to give it some flavor a little bit from time to time.
But this general is just sad...
>>18042762What is tulpa birb?
>>18041688She will, you'll see. She's going to team up with Kairi.
Together they will shoot injure everyone in this division and dominate.
>>18041948Imagine sitting in that section of the arena when the front part finally flaps down one of these days.
>>18043037We do not care.
>>18043037This post reads as pure projection
>>18041650She needs brat correction.
>>18043043A member of the birb gang has an imaginary birb girlfriend
Women like Lyra sparked empires that shook the earth.
They inspired cultures that echo through time.
They fueled histories whispered in awe today.
From savage roots to soaring skies, they drove men to master technology.
They lit the fire that launched us to the moon.
They’ll guide us to conquer the stars.
Women like Lyra will forge humanity’s galactic destiny.
>>18041625 (OP)>they put her name graphic up on a backstage segmentoooof
>last post 20 minutes ago
>already page 5
What is it this time?
She needs a crow sidekick like Mr Iguana. But like an evil one. Mr Claws or something kek
>they've been cutting her TV time recently
birb bros.......oh my oh dear
>>18045303Reminds me of someone else with even less tv time.
>>18046045Phattest arse in Ireland. Is what I heard.
Took tulpa birb out for McDonald's breakfast this morning. I had 2 steak and egg bagels and an orange juice while she had a parfait and coffee. It was a nice time.
>>18046345Based big eater birb!
>>18045867How about you stop being coy and say her name
>>18046665You already know what it is bitch
>lyra using you as a punching bag after a hard workout and insulting you
Auntie Bayley still putting her niece over. Even tho she's acting like a BRAT.
>>18047071:(
Heel birb is definitely coming
>>18046900>She hits you when you can't memorize the names of the hunger game characters
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18047638>WHAT WAS HIS NAME??>I DONT REMEMBER LYRA IM SORRY>*hits* ITS PEETA. YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD REMEMBER!>IM SORRY
>>18048011>still has more TV time and an actual feud unlike certain people
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The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands and feet Proportion
>>18048049>>18047638>>18046900Stop making me erect goddamnit
>>18048297Sculpted by Zeus himself!
>>18048329She does. She lays a couple of eggs before every show. Or so I've been told.
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>>18046849How the fuck do you even pronounce her first name
>>18047071>some people wanted that other chick that was made of glass>lyra gets her nose and arm banged up and still wrestles
>>18048957Potatoes, energy drinks, and piss.
No words......too beautiful
>>18049741Wars? Yeah they were fought over women like Lyra.
>>18049741I love her so much bros
>>18041808Nikki is also one of her aunts.
>>18050038The joshi family keeps growing!
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>>18049881Kek, she looked so scared
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Bird seeds and prayers, brother!
>>18041850I do miss the dancing birds. Back when the tag division was ok.
more belts!!! get this birb more belts
>>18049741She looka drugged up.
>>18050655extremely jiggly player!
Took tulpa birb out to roller rink tonight. She doesn't know how to skate so she fell a lot. It was cute.
>>18050655The jiggliest joshi of them all!
>>18051441she would've done better if she was a penguin I'm guessing
>>18050655sniffola into cummola. fraid sola!
Birb is blocking your way and is flapping her wings. What do you do?
>>18052656Cum.
She has nicer pits than prime Becky
>>18052842Very true. Her pits are heavenly
I need the birb flock back bros.
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What did Lyra mean by this??
>>18054843>the weak should fear the strong
>>18054843When was this taken?
I need a Lyra match! These promos and backstage segments are not sustaining me.
>>18055065Birb and Kairi train with Xia and Ivy. So this was during a group photo
>>18055980Soon, my friend.
>>18055980Yeah, it's getting a bit stale. The Bayley stuff is a nice addition. But I need to see heel Lyra cracking some skulls.
>>18052656Throw a copy of Animal Crossing to the side and scamper away of course
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>18057673Becky pitching to her how losing the belt to her is a good thing
I hope to see Lyra on Monday bros
I went to the park with tulpa birb today. She followed around the ducks until they hit the pond. Tulpa birb cannot swim. She flapped at them from the shore in solidarity while they swam. It was cute.
Kek what a real life Disney princess this player is!
will they drop lyra's push after they cant get her over with the three way in summerslam?
>>18058243Based Tulpa putting the ducks over!
>>18058321Maybe they'll focus on that other person that barely gets tv time and has a put together feud with no build-up
>>18058255Universal is my favorite place in the world. If I saw Lyra there I hope I'd be brave enough to say hi.
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18054843Where is this from
>>18043037>echo chamberThats the point of a general. And what flavor? The same especially applies to them too. Same gravure pics, same gifs, ect.
>>18060163It's ragebait. Just ignore it.
>The red boots variant is more widely available now after I payed premium on Ebay when it sold out
Sigh....
>>18060217>buy me toys lads and lasses and I'll retweet ya!pathetic
>>18060253>he's angry at retweets now
>>18060253Lmao as if Iyo and Kairi haven't done that with people who posted about their merch. You faggots look for any reason to hate her.
I'm rewatching Lyra in NXT. I forgot how quickly she moved to the main roster. Wasn't even there for a year.
>>18060474Nah, she was there for a year and a half. I think she had visa problems or something. So she was on the roster. But not in the show itself at first. The ball started rolling with that Rhea match.
>>18060555I knew birb was going to be something. When the match was actually competitive.
>>18060611Oh fuck I forgot about this. Hot as fuck.
>>18060611Someone must have the webm
>>18058243>She flapped at them from the shore in solidarity while they swam.Strangely cute.
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>>18060135But what group photo? Where it was posted?
>>18060253A lot of wrestlers do this
>>18063383Lyra isn’t allowed to do anything.
For me? It's Lyra vs Tiffy.
>>18063679Did Tiffany puke all over Lyra's face?
>>18063391This unironically.
>>18063679The smell of bird shit made her puke
I regularly think of the birb stretch throughout the week.
>>18064504It’s true. She’s not attractive.
She’s gorgeous.
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>>18063679What's her infatuation with smearing shit on her head?
>last post 30ish minutes ago
>already page 5
who's sliding again
Took tulpa birb to church today. We did not get shot at by radical Islamic buttholes. Tulpa birb sings like a bird! It was a good time.
Kek what a fighting player! She's taking on all the powerful newcomers.
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18065620>Giulia She's pretty much getting the US belt. And Birb might get the IC back. So it could be a champion vs champion Survivor Series type of match.
>>18065620Giulia vs. Birb would be an interesting match up.
>>18065553Based Tulpa anon.
>>18065620Vaq or Roxxie are getting the IC belt next. So that would be good too.
>>18065642I do like the crossbrand matches too. Plus people have been hyping up that match-up.
>>18065553Tulpa is a christ fearing birb. What a delight!
>>18065732Based fucking edit.
>>18065797Has Bayley ever beaten Becky before? Burb is 2-1. So I guess it's a good strategy to watch those matches.
>>18065962Becky is 5-3 against her. So she's been getting KWABBED.
>>18065797Based ring general Lyra giving Bayley pointers
>>18067178Get no cheers kek!
>>18067178get TV time and PLE matches
>>18067715Best matches on the last two PLEs some would say.
>>18067758She did get 2 back to back MOTNs on PLEs, didn't she? Kek, what a generational joshi!
>>18065732I almost missed this edit, that's fucking sick
>>18065620Her against Sol would be cool as well
>>18069655I can't wait to see her tonight
>>18069714Same bro, same.
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MONDAY NIGHT BIRB TONIGHT
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Another Lyra hate thread has fallen off of page ten despite the best efforts of one or two mentally ill samefags. Sad!
So I'm guessing she's definitely interfering or at ringside. They're not going to have a match at Night Of Champions. So they won't go all in on the heel turn now.
>>18070197>Use her most gorgeous picThis dude is in love with her and this is just him fighting his birb urges.
>>18070109I need more than 5 minutes of Lyra. Need something big-ish tonight!
It might be a run in to set up the triple threat for Evolution, yeah
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Kek she changed it
>>18071061>most ardent haters of Lyra still follow herKek what a star she is
>he obsessively checks her bio every hour of the day
KWAB
>>18071070He's a fan in denial. Afraid so.
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OH NO NO NO! LYRA BETTER KNOW HOW TO SWIM THAN!
>>18072498>his new gimmick is stalking her Twitter and looking for articles about heryou're beyond grim...
>>18072498>Drowning Lyra's heel turn is getting talked about more than these two tho.
Took Tulpa Birb to Panera Bread today for breakfast. She kept pecking away pieces of my bagel and chirping at me. It was a fun time.
>>18072768>me when I lie>>18072798cringe
>>18072845Actually I saw him and he’s telling the truth.
>>18073099Yeah. Tulpa anon is based.
>no birb yet...
shes definitely up to something
LYRA SIGHTING!!!!!
>>18073201Definitely. Even Auntie was giving her the side eye
Idk, it's leaning towards Bayley vs Lyra and not a triple threat
>>18072845Do not disrespect Tulpa Birb
This week Bayley was more of a bitch. Could still go either way.
she's totally interfering isn't she
>>18073980Is that a cross or a sword necklace
>>18073980Hopefully they don't turn her into a rat heel. Cause Lyra has always been a fighter.
>>18074057Love how her necklace accentuates her cleavage
>>18074004It's a sword
>>18073958Tulpa is birb general culture
>>18074057Beautiful as always!
>>18073980Becky spying in the background btw lol
>>18074147I was about to say the sane lol
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>me respectfully looking at birb
Auntie is over Birbie's brattiness
Momma Becko and Aunt Bayley soon
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
LYRA NEEDS A BARE BUM SPANKING!
>>18074448Becky you have a match right now. Log off.
Someone said Bayley's gear was supposed to be for WrestleMania. Which makes sense cause it matches Lyra's.
Lyra's tits almost came out AGAIN! She likes it. She fucking likes it.
Lyra knows what she did. BRAT!!!!
>>18074703Imma need pics
>BIRD BRAIN LYRA CLAP CLAP CLAP
>costs you the match like she flunked maths tests in your path
Apparently her little bird tits popped out again
>>18074964During which part?
shes so silly lol i love her
>>18074933>Bayley almost falls from the top turnbuckle
This is like one of those moments when the entire family is fighting :(
>>18075073Maybe Lyra needs to start wearing tops with straps.
>>18075097>Not my champ>Lyra>LynchFOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH UH
OVER!
>>18074964Nah, they almost did tho. For someone with small boobs. They're always popping out kek.
Anyone got HQ pics from today? Might as well use them for the next OP image
Lyra has been grounded apparently
>>18075316Most of my stuff is vlc screenshots unfortunately
>>18075257It happens way too often to be a coincidence. I think Lyra is a secret exhibitionist.
>>18075316Well we need to figure out what the next general name will be.
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>>18075422Hear me out. New segment:
Lyra's Exposé
>>18075073It's a shameful thing
>>18075449Dear oh dear......
Niggas really breaking down frame by frame of this chick's brief appearance kek
>>18075360same here but if you have any good shots of her where she's fully facing the camera lmk! Maybe pic related since it includes all three of them?
>>18075425Family feud edition?
Erm....birb butt much
>>18075669Lyra is the one being lewd tho
>>18075755>Family Feud edition That's a really good and cute one! The pic you posted works or this one
>>18075083 it needs all three together
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>>18075838Kek even cats like birb (they're natural enemies)
>>18075755>>18075780Yeah Family Feud Edition is very appropriate right now. Use one of those two pics that has all three.
>>18075838>me on the left
Haven't seen this pic in the general yet
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White Power Edition
BTW I know the IMG Rhea poster is one of the top birdfags. And Xhes admitted to being a tranny and or gay. There Xhe is
>>18075862
>>18075947OK how you know
>>18075972>babbling incoherently
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>>18075972Must hurt that people no-sell your anti-Birb threads so you come here to impotently rage.
>>18076007>>18075985>Immediately run defense You faggots are so predictable
>>18075972Don't care about your newest headcanon. It's not the first time you make up lies and not the last time you will. See you again soon when you set up your next falseflag or blatant lies.
......so anyways, another successful general! Yatta!!
>>18076057Sounds fucking based to me!
>>18075042why did she do it?
>>18076057>yattashe's not a joshi. stop using Japanese words you dumb birdfags. stop appropriating words from other generals.
>>18076078She is a joshi and there is nothing you can do about us calling her a joshi.
>>18076078You gotta calm down bro.
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>>18076087>>18076097>>18076095>I've been had so let me pretend like you're in the wrong
