Thread 18041625

BRAT EDITION!!!

Auntie Bayley has made her intentions clear as she seeks to go after the prized IC title which is currently held by Mama Becko. Our suspicions were right, it seems that Auntie Bayley had left /ourbirb/ in the dark up until her return, and their last interaction backstage was tense and full of unspoken friction. Punished Birb is near, we can all feel it in the air. Our once innocent and whimsical canary is turning into a dangerous and battle hardened falcon, waiting for the right moment to strike. The Great Joshi War is about to begin, and only time will tell if it ends with Birbie getting grounded and spanked by her Auntie and Mom before being forced to do Maths or if she will rise above to get unlimited time to play AC and study wrestling instead.

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.

Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw

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Smooches waiting room.

What has gotten into her lately

>>18041650
Aunt Bayley didn't return her Animal Crossing friend requests

>>18041650
She's getting grounded isn't she...

>>18041675
Mwah!

REMINDER! Lyra will NEVER be part of the joshi alliance!

>>18041675
How can this adorable angel be a heel? I just can't see it guys.

>>18041688
Good. Your alliance smells.

>>18041688
You gotta stop

>>18041696
Birb will have to be super mean or something. She looks too cute and bubbly.

>>18041688
It's okay, the joshi alliance with Becky and Bayley is much better anyways.

This is her brat face btw

>Becky is her mum
>Bayley is her aunt
Does she have sisters or cousins

>>18041808
Cousins

>>18041650
Wine Aunt Bayley never returned her calls about going to an AA meeting.

>>18041808
Tatum is her sister obviously

>>18041808
Isla Dawn is her sister.

>>18041865
Tatum is her love interest.

>>18041865
Oh my......

>>18041808
Mercedes is her real mother, but she left her at Becky's doorstep in 2022.

>>18041886
Very Lifetime movie like

PANTSU ALERT

>>18041904
Even though she abandoned her, she still loves her mother and wants to wrestle her someday.

>>18041948
>every woman keeps trying to undress her

>>18041984
[Concerning News]

>>18041984
Why is she wearing those moon bounce shoes?

>>18042007
Shea insecure about being smol :(

>goddess of war
>gets kwabbed

>>18042084
Well, Becky cheated. So I wouldn't call it a "kwab". But I digress.

>>18041865
>Tatum sniffs Lyra's worn clothing and stalks her
Weird sister relationship

She needs correcting! A couple of bare bum spankings will do.

>>18042237
Becky stop.

Is Punk her dad then?

>>18042357
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE???

>>18042390
Turning heel on
Aunt Bayleeeeeyyyy

>>18041984
Cute smol player!

Daily reminder that birb lost and has no title

Me and tulpa birb are gonna cuddle tonight and watch movies. Any suggestions on what I should put on?

>>18042657
Based nationalist Birb!

>>18040447
/pw/ doesn't like her

>>18042762
Lord of the Rings obviously.

Each birb general I see seems like an echo chamber, same pics, same posts, even Iyo drones try to give it some flavor a little bit from time to time.
But this general is just sad...

>>18042762
What is tulpa birb?

>>18041688
She will, you'll see. She's going to team up with Kairi.
Together they will shoot injure everyone in this division and dominate.

>>18041948
Imagine sitting in that section of the arena when the front part finally flaps down one of these days.

>>18043037
We do not care.

>>18043037
This post reads as pure projection

>>18041650
She needs brat correction.

>>18042762
Fargo

>>18043043
A member of the birb gang has an imaginary birb girlfriend

Women like Lyra sparked empires that shook the earth.
They inspired cultures that echo through time.
They fueled histories whispered in awe today.
From savage roots to soaring skies, they drove men to master technology.
They lit the fire that launched us to the moon.
They’ll guide us to conquer the stars.
Women like Lyra will forge humanity’s galactic destiny.

Lyra is...

>>18041625 (OP)
>they put her name graphic up on a backstage segment
oooof

>>18044560
beautiful

>last post 20 minutes ago
>already page 5
What is it this time?

>>18044129
CAW

She needs a crow sidekick like Mr Iguana. But like an evil one. Mr Claws or something kek

>>18045032
So dimes

>they've been cutting her TV time recently
birb bros.......oh my oh dear

>>18045229
This one
>>18044129

>>18045303
Reminds me of someone else with even less tv time.

>>18046045
Phattest arse in Ireland. Is what I heard.

Took tulpa birb out for McDonald's breakfast this morning. I had 2 steak and egg bagels and an orange juice while she had a parfait and coffee. It was a nice time.

>>18046345
Happy for you.

>>18046345
Based big eater birb!

>>18046045
Those thighs

>>18045867
How about you stop being coy and say her name

>>18046665
You already know what it is bitch

Aoife Cusack

>>18046849
That name..

Auntie Bayley still putting her niece over. Even tho she's acting like a BRAT.

>>18047071
:(
Heel birb is definitely coming

>>18046900
>She hits you when you can't memorize the names of the hunger game characters

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18047638
>WHAT WAS HIS NAME??
>I DONT REMEMBER LYRA IM SORRY
>*hits* ITS PEETA. YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD REMEMBER!
>IM SORRY

>>18048011
>still has more TV time and an actual feud unlike certain people

The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands and feet Proportion

Does Lyra have a cloaca?

>>18048049
>>18047638
>>18046900
Stop making me erect goddamnit

>>18048297
Sculpted by Zeus himself!
>>18048329
She does. She lays a couple of eggs before every show. Or so I've been told.

>>18048329
You tell me

>>18046849
How the fuck do you even pronounce her first name

>>18047071
>some people wanted that other chick that was made of glass
>lyra gets her nose and arm banged up and still wrestles

>>18048392
Eefah

Explain scent

>>18048957
Potatoes, energy drinks, and piss.

No words......too beautiful

>>18049741
Wars? Yeah they were fought over women like Lyra.

>>18049741
I love her so much bros

>>18049741
CUTE

>>18041808
Nikki is also one of her aunts.

>>18050038
The joshi family keeps growing!

>>18049881
Kek, she looked so scared

Bird seeds and prayers, brother!

>>18041850
I do miss the dancing birds. Back when the tag division was ok.

more belts!!! get this birb more belts

>>18049741
She looka drugged up.

>>18050655
extremely jiggly player!

Took tulpa birb out to roller rink tonight. She doesn't know how to skate so she fell a lot. It was cute.

>>18050655
The jiggliest joshi of them all!

>>18051441
Thats nice.

>>18051441
she would've done better if she was a penguin I'm guessing

>>18050655
sniffola into cummola. fraid sola!

>>18051857
based.

Birb is blocking your way and is flapping her wings. What do you do?

>>18052656
Cum.
She has nicer pits than prime Becky

>>18052842
Very true. Her pits are heavenly

I need the birb flock back bros.

Love the Birb

>>18054668
cute.

What did Lyra mean by this??

>>18054843
>the weak should fear the strong

>>18054843
When was this taken?

>>18054843
cute

I need a Lyra match! These promos and backstage segments are not sustaining me.

>>18055065
Birb and Kairi train with Xia and Ivy. So this was during a group photo

>>18055980
Soon, my friend.

>>18054843
kek

>>18055980
Yeah, it's getting a bit stale. The Bayley stuff is a nice addition. But I need to see heel Lyra cracking some skulls.

>>18052656
Throw a copy of Animal Crossing to the side and scamper away of course

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>18057673
Becky pitching to her how losing the belt to her is a good thing

I hope to see Lyra on Monday bros

I went to the park with tulpa birb today. She followed around the ducks until they hit the pond. Tulpa birb cannot swim. She flapped at them from the shore in solidarity while they swam. It was cute.

Kek what a real life Disney princess this player is!

will they drop lyra's push after they cant get her over with the three way in summerslam?

>>18058243
Based Tulpa putting the ducks over!
>>18058321
Maybe they'll focus on that other person that barely gets tv time and has a put together feud with no build-up

>>18048392
A waifu

>>18058255
Universal is my favorite place in the world. If I saw Lyra there I hope I'd be brave enough to say hi.

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18057683
Understandable

Finner

>>18054843
Where is this from

I don't understand Lyra.

>>18059557
see
>>18056300

>>18043037
>echo chamber
Thats the point of a general. And what flavor? The same especially applies to them too. Same gravure pics, same gifs, ect.

>>18060163
It's ragebait. Just ignore it.

>The red boots variant is more widely available now after I payed premium on Ebay when it sold out
Sigh....

>>18060217
>buy me toys lads and lasses and I'll retweet ya!
pathetic

>>18060253
>he's angry at retweets now

>>18060253
Lmao as if Iyo and Kairi haven't done that with people who posted about their merch. You faggots look for any reason to hate her.

I'm rewatching Lyra in NXT. I forgot how quickly she moved to the main roster. Wasn't even there for a year.

>>18060474
Nah, she was there for a year and a half. I think she had visa problems or something. So she was on the roster. But not in the show itself at first. The ball started rolling with that Rhea match.

>>18060555
I knew birb was going to be something. When the match was actually competitive.

>>18060611
Oh fuck I forgot about this. Hot as fuck.

>>18060611
Sheesh!

>>18060611
Someone must have the webm

>>18058243
>She flapped at them from the shore in solidarity while they swam.
Strangely cute.

Aoife.

>>18062786
Best look.

Birb

I vant my birb

>>18062963
Tomorrow

>>18060135
But what group photo? Where it was posted?

>>18060253
A lot of wrestlers do this

>>18063383
Lyra isn’t allowed to do anything.

For me? It's Lyra vs Tiffy.

>>18063679
Did Tiffany puke all over Lyra's face?

>>18063391
This unironically.
>>18063679
The smell of bird shit made her puke

Birb is not attractive

I regularly think of the birb stretch throughout the week.

>>18064504
It’s true. She’s not attractive.


She’s gorgeous.

>>18063679
What's her infatuation with smearing shit on her head?

>last post 30ish minutes ago
>already page 5
who's sliding again

Took tulpa birb to church today. We did not get shot at by radical Islamic buttholes. Tulpa birb sings like a bird! It was a good time.

Kek what a fighting player! She's taking on all the powerful newcomers.

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18065620
>Giulia
She's pretty much getting the US belt. And Birb might get the IC back. So it could be a champion vs champion Survivor Series type of match.

>>18065620
Giulia vs. Birb would be an interesting match up.
>>18065553
Based Tulpa anon.

>>18065620
Vaq or Roxxie are getting the IC belt next. So that would be good too.
>>18065642
I do like the crossbrand matches too. Plus people have been hyping up that match-up.

>>18065553
Tulpa is a christ fearing birb. What a delight!
>>18065732
Based fucking edit.

>>18065797
Has Bayley ever beaten Becky before? Burb is 2-1. So I guess it's a good strategy to watch those matches.

>>18065962
Becky is 5-3 against her. So she's been getting KWABBED.

>>18065797
Based ring general Lyra giving Bayley pointers

Irish thighs ____ _____.

>>18067178
Get no cheers kek!

>>18067178
get TV time and PLE matches

>>18067715
Best matches on the last two PLEs some would say.

>>18067758
She did get 2 back to back MOTNs on PLEs, didn't she? Kek, what a generational joshi!

:3

grrrrrrrr!

>>18065732
I almost missed this edit, that's fucking sick

>>18065620
Her against Sol would be cool as well

>>18069655
I can't wait to see her tonight

>>18069714
Same bro, same.

MONDAY NIGHT BIRB TONIGHT

Another Lyra hate thread has fallen off of page ten despite the best efforts of one or two mentally ill samefags. Sad!

So I'm guessing she's definitely interfering or at ringside. They're not going to have a match at Night Of Champions. So they won't go all in on the heel turn now.
>>18070197
>Use her most gorgeous pic
This dude is in love with her and this is just him fighting his birb urges.
>>18070109
I need more than 5 minutes of Lyra. Need something big-ish tonight!

It might be a run in to set up the triple threat for Evolution, yeah

Kek she changed it

>>18071061
>most ardent haters of Lyra still follow her
Kek what a star she is

>he obsessively checks her bio every hour of the day
KWAB

>>18071061
Oh brother....

>>18071070
He's a fan in denial. Afraid so.

OH NO NO NO! LYRA BETTER KNOW HOW TO SWIM THAN!

>>18072498
>his new gimmick is stalking her Twitter and looking for articles about her
you're beyond grim...

>>18072498
>Drowning
Lyra's heel turn is getting talked about more than these two tho.

Took Tulpa Birb to Panera Bread today for breakfast. She kept pecking away pieces of my bagel and chirping at me. It was a fun time.

>>18072768
>me when I lie
>>18072798
cringe

ALMOST TIME

>>18072845
Actually I saw him and he’s telling the truth.

>>18073095
FORGOT PIC!

>>18073099
Yeah. Tulpa anon is based.

>no birb yet...
shes definitely up to something

LYRA SIGHTING!!!!!
>>18073201
Definitely. Even Auntie was giving her the side eye

Idk, it's leaning towards Bayley vs Lyra and not a triple threat

>>18072845
Do not disrespect Tulpa Birb

RIP Bayley kek

This week Bayley was more of a bitch. Could still go either way.

she's totally interfering isn't she

>>18073980
Is that a cross or a sword necklace

RIP Bayley kek

>>18073980
Hopefully they don't turn her into a rat heel. Cause Lyra has always been a fighter.

Very trustworthy look

>>18074057
Love how her necklace accentuates her cleavage

>>18074004
It's a sword
>>18073958
Tulpa is birb general culture
>>18074057
Beautiful as always!

>>18073980
Becky spying in the background btw lol

>>18074147
I was about to say the sane lol

Auntie is over Birbie's brattiness

Momma Becko and Aunt Bayley soon

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

LYRA NEEDS A BARE BUM SPANKING!

eeeeeeefa

>>18074448
Becky you have a match right now. Log off.

Someone said Bayley's gear was supposed to be for WrestleMania. Which makes sense cause it matches Lyra's.

BASED

Kek Lyra cost Bayley

Lyra's tits almost came out AGAIN! She likes it. She fucking likes it.

Lyra knows what she did. BRAT!!!!
>>18074703
Imma need pics

Based tard moment

Apparently her little bird tits popped out again

>>18074964
During which part?

shes so silly lol i love her

>>18074964
Don't be crude

>>18074933
>Bayley almost falls from the top turnbuckle

This is like one of those moments when the entire family is fighting :(

CINEMA

>>18075073
Maybe Lyra needs to start wearing tops with straps.

LOOK AT THE SIGNS

>>18075097
DIMES

>>18075097
>Not my champ
>Lyra>Lynch
FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH UH
OVER!

>>18074964
Nah, they almost did tho. For someone with small boobs. They're always popping out kek.

Anyone got HQ pics from today? Might as well use them for the next OP image

Lyra has been grounded apparently

>>18075316
Most of my stuff is vlc screenshots unfortunately

>>18075257
It happens way too often to be a coincidence. I think Lyra is a secret exhibitionist.

>>18075316
Well we need to figure out what the next general name will be.

>>18075422
Hear me out. New segment:
Lyra's Exposé

>>18075073
It's a shameful thing

>>18075449
Dear oh dear......

Niggas really breaking down frame by frame of this chick's brief appearance kek

>>18075539
HRNNNNG

>>18075539
Don't be lewd

>>18075360
same here but if you have any good shots of her where she's fully facing the camera lmk! Maybe pic related since it includes all three of them?
>>18075425
Family feud edition?

Erm....birb butt much
>>18075669
Lyra is the one being lewd tho

>>18075755
>Family Feud edition
That's a really good and cute one! The pic you posted works or this one >>18075083 it needs all three together

>>18075838
CUTE!

>>18075838
Kek even cats like birb (they're natural enemies)

>>18075755
>>18075780
Yeah Family Feud Edition is very appropriate right now. Use one of those two pics that has all three.

>>18075838
>me on the left

Haven't seen this pic in the general yet

White Power Edition

BTW I know the IMG Rhea poster is one of the top birdfags. And Xhes admitted to being a tranny and or gay. There Xhe is >>18075862

>>18075947
OK how you know
>>18075972
>babbling incoherently

>>18075972
Must hurt that people no-sell your anti-Birb threads so you come here to impotently rage.

>>18076007
>>18075985
>Immediately run defense
You faggots are so predictable

>>18075972
Don't care about your newest headcanon. It's not the first time you make up lies and not the last time you will. See you again soon when you set up your next falseflag or blatant lies.

......so anyways, another successful general! Yatta!!

>>18076057
Sounds fucking based to me!

>>18075042
why did she do it?

>>18076057
>yatta
she's not a joshi. stop using Japanese words you dumb birdfags. stop appropriating words from other generals.

>>18076078
She is a joshi and there is nothing you can do about us calling her a joshi.

>>18076078
You gotta calm down bro.

>>18076078
Are you ok?

>>18076087
>>18076097
>>18076095
>I've been had so let me pretend like you're in the wrong

>>18076108
>>18076108
>>18076108
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