Always pad your resume - /pw/ (#18043287) [Archived: 866 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:21:49 AM No.18043287
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If you sign with a new promotion, do it at the end of the year if possible and get injured on purpose so it expires later.
If they let you go, then you didn't spent 3.5 years in WWE, you spent 5, brother. Count 'em. 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:39:29 AM No.18043381
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>>18043287 (OP)
Don't tell Paul but I'm headlining the Egg Dome show, brother. They are going to rush all of the hype promos for my big match in the four days after New Years to get the Japanese crowd familiar with my character which is a blonde American with blue eyes and tan skin. I think it's going to be a sell out, my hair is really blonde.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:23:43 AM No.18044128
>>18043287 (OP)
good advice
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:30:04 AM No.18044150
>>18043287 (OP)
What injuries are the best to get on purpose?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:32:36 AM No.18044154
>>18044150
Tell them you've got long covid. It can't be proven, but everyone agrees it's real and it causes you to not want to work and be pitied by everyone because we still remember and honor the 6 gorillion who died in 2020.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:33:58 AM No.18044159
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>>18044154
Mm... Indubitably!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:52:39 AM No.18044443
>>18043287 (OP)
Based advice. Let me fill the anons with some corpo politics. No matter which projects you worked on in the past always say you had a leadership role. No one will check it, its pure corpojank and will easily help you aim for a push as you change promotion.

Also, in your first week aim to get an amazing first impression with anyone. Book a 1vs1 match with everyone and ask a variation of "how can I help you do your job better?". Its basic stuff you don't have to follow through and will help you endear yourself to everyone, lockeroom politics 101
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:26:28 PM No.18044539
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:18:21 PM No.18044669
>>18044154
I know thatโ€™s right
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:38:20 PM No.18044838
>>18043287 (OP)
I asked my my main writer for a new story line.
He wasn't too happy but agreed that I have potential to go to an upper card.
But it all hangs on other bookers giving me the push.