Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:35:41 AM No.18043362
And they say weed weakens sperm production...
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Rob Van Dad's having twins! - /pw/ (#18043362) [Archived: 892 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:40:34 AM No.18043389
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:40:39 AM No.18043390
>>18043362 (OP)
Genuinely happy for him.
Genuinely happy for him.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:41:26 AM No.18043396
lil niggas finna be hella autistic
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:42:36 AM No.18043399
>>18043362 (OP)
It's weird, RVD is a notoriously chill character but I don't think I've ever seen him this happy before.
It's weird, RVD is a notoriously chill character but I don't think I've ever seen him this happy before.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:48:55 AM No.18043422
>>18043374
Nah they're girls. It's over
Nah they're girls. It's over
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:51:02 AM No.18043430
>>18043362 (OP)
What if they have the baby at 4:20 weedbros??
What if they have the baby at 4:20 weedbros??
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:18:22 AM No.18043756
>Age : 54 years
>Rob Van Dam and his wife Katie Forbes are expecting their first child, due in 2026.
Having children at 54 is the carniest shit ever. Those kids will be poor.
>Rob Van Dam and his wife Katie Forbes are expecting their first child, due in 2026.
Having children at 54 is the carniest shit ever. Those kids will be poor.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:30:17 AM No.18043786
he's so fucking old
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:08:55 AM No.18043867
>>18043756
Poor and with dad in his 70s when they are 20, the Chris Chan experience.
Poor and with dad in his 70s when they are 20, the Chris Chan experience.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:17:20 AM No.18043886
>>18043362 (OP)
twins at 54/36 smell like artificial insemination
twins at 54/36 smell like artificial insemination
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:31:36 AM No.18043930
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:32:37 AM No.18043934
>>18043756
theyll have his weed dispensary, comic store, and WWE money. being an old dad sounds so based. remember he also lifts so he'll stay young longer
theyll have his weed dispensary, comic store, and WWE money. being an old dad sounds so based. remember he also lifts so he'll stay young longer
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:01:24 PM No.18044630
Good mother material
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:06:57 PM No.18044643
>>18043934
He'll have early dementia due to concussions and dudeweedlmao. They'll be wiping their dad's drool off the kitchen table before leaving the house to drop out of highschool.
He'll have early dementia due to concussions and dudeweedlmao. They'll be wiping their dad's drool off the kitchen table before leaving the house to drop out of highschool.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:43:02 PM No.18044721
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:15 PM No.18044731
>>18043362 (OP)
Old bitches on fertility drugs get twins often, it's like wm17 in their ovaroids
Old bitches on fertility drugs get twins often, it's like wm17 in their ovaroids
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:49:24 PM No.18044736
>>18043728
Rob Terry Jr.
Rob Terry Jr.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:49:37 PM No.18044738
>>18043396
At least we get see a gigapregnant Katie Forbes in 8 months.
At least we get see a gigapregnant Katie Forbes in 8 months.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:05:36 PM No.18044770
>>18043396
At least we'll get to see gigapreggo Katie Forbes in a few months.
At least we'll get to see gigapreggo Katie Forbes in a few months.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:06:00 PM No.18044772
>>18043886
More like retardation
More like retardation
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:25:34 PM No.18044803
>>18044778
I have a fetish for plastic monstrosities. There's just something so hot about seeing a woman ruin herself while chasing an unattainable beauty standard.
I have a fetish for plastic monstrosities. There's just something so hot about seeing a woman ruin herself while chasing an unattainable beauty standard.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:37:40 PM No.18044835
>>18043867
And rob will be debilitated by cte when they start school. Im saying that as a joke, its justs a reality.
And rob will be debilitated by cte when they start school. Im saying that as a joke, its justs a reality.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:42:23 PM No.18044847
>>18044770
Dios mio, I am too European to find this attractive.
Dios mio, I am too European to find this attractive.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:10:36 PM No.18044918
How will her ab implants interact with the pregnancy?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:13:28 PM No.18044928
>>18044918
They're gonna split out of her stomach wall like smooshing a jelly donut.
They're gonna split out of her stomach wall like smooshing a jelly donut.