Thread 18050115

SMACKSOWN GAMETHREAD FOUR
YIN AND YANG EDITION

>>18049704

charlotte and alexa are joining the wyatts btw

IM TAKIN IT ALL

I did rape my dad when he was sleeping . I came in his ass and he cant even say my name without smiling now. Humbled

Why are Solo's gloves so small looking? Shit reminds me of ankle socks.

>>18050149
>spoopy Charlotte
Mite b cool

SOLO I LOVE YOU

IM TAKING IT ALL
>IM TAKING IT ALL
IM TAKING IT ALL
>IM TAKING IT ALL
IM TAKING IT ALL
>IM TAKING IT ALL
IM TAKING IT ALL
>IM TAKING IT ALL

ITS TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY DOSE IF COCONUT THEATER!!! YADADADADADADA MEAN??????

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN: Total EliTroons Death

That is all.

>>18050127
>>cut Alba
alba is a top 5 ring worker among the girls and has the longest women's reign in WWE besides moolah. HHH is a smark so i'm sure he wants to do something with her but he's also a retard so he won't do it.
>>cut Piper
piper is good in the ring and is known to pop the girls in the locker room. it's also good to have a secondary female hoss for when nia is occupied.
>>cut B-Fab
HHH wants to make her the michaels of hit row, she has a surprising amount of aura for someone as low on the card as she is and is good on the mic, he thinks he can rehab her and make her black maxxine
>>cut Michin
michin is one of HHH's B&G favorites but she's never been more than competent in the ring and has never been over, i feel like next round surely will be it, the likeliest to get cut

FAATUUUUUU

>Alexa being paired w>th Charles instead of the Wyatts
Better?

Still waiting on GOATonga's return
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

Does Solo not watch Smackdown? Why would he not know by MITB that Solo was eavesdropping on his shit talking?

>>18050040
I hope this is your thread and that you didn't get cucked

coconut theater

>>18050187
Tonight. Yeyeyeyeyeteyeyeteyetyeey

Fatu 92????

feels like fatu is cooling down

>>18050195
she might have stretched it a little but looks fine, she was walking on it

Just woke up and tuned in
What happened to alexa vs asuka
Also what happened to cena vs truth

>backwards jersey
>v-cut suit with chains
Samoans always dress like black people did 20 years prior lol

>>18050191
i did it bro. i love killer7

Fatu looking like a hobo makes his aura slowly dissapear

>>18050195
lmfao based piper. fuck charles

>>18050195
that's got to feel like a 300 pound woman falling directly on your abdomen

if solo and jacob make up it will pop me bigly

>people leaving their seats in the background
I don't blame them. Tonight has been horrendous

>>18050213
nigga go do something else then HOLY SHIT no one cares READ A BOOK

>>18050195
Nah, that was clean. I was worked by Charlotte. It was actually really smooth how she rolled up on to her tip toes at the absolute last moment so smoothly so she could twist her knee out. Unironically great work.

>>18050205
Asuka won clean.
Truth buried pretty gay and alister blacks match seething looking for cena

JC MATEO BROS?
OUR RESPONSE?

>>18050218
I mean they paid for this shit, might as well serve it all

Why hasn’t Solo pursued acting? He’s way too good at being expressive with his face

WHAT

Whats Rikishi think of all the time Solo gets?

HAPPY PRIDE!

>all I want
>all I need
Solo...

rate tonights 'macky /10

I LOVE YOU JACOB FATU

bros why do I think ALEXA BLISS is hot
do pigtails / twintails make me hard or something

>>18050137
mexicano from mexico here
that's not even real fajitas you retard
why did you even add sour cream before, retard nigger idiot
you are supposed to heat it first then add all the fresh ingredients, like salsas

solo really leaning into the pride month thing

>>18050233
he only cares for jey

Jacob's response

can we go back to fajita talk? I feel like that was more interesting

>>18050223
Go back to your littke monitor, Paul

>>18050233
I’m sure there’s something he can bitch and complain about

Anything good happen?

AH LUV YOU...JACOB

>BULL-
at least the crowd is into the segment

Zesty Solo is over with me bros

>>18050233
He doesn't think it is enough, and that Solo is getting his prime years wasted by not being in the main event scene.

DON'T TAKE THAT MAN BACK SISTA

I think there is like 3 people in here

Smackdown is 0/10 so far

this is very gay I cant lie

>>18050225
Ok asuka was quite logic, but why the fuck would they stomp truth right on his way to being hot?, what the fuck does aleister nigger have to do with cena? That guy only gets meme games vs miz snd is boring as shit, his only accomplishment is giving his coonmix wife the US title upon return

jacob only loves one man and his name isn't solo sikoa

>you even been using me...to please your wife
huh

>>18050248
Never but prepackaged fajitas. Shit's nasty.

Based Jacob not buying this shit

Jacob gonna slay Solo's FTM pussey but even further

fatu blatantly ripping off joe's promo vs brock

i like this segment, its good. the bianca/naomi meltdown was also good. if you watch wrestling for the wrestling you're an idiot and a mark

>Solo got 100% over on doing a couple of moonsaults and pure rizz
Amazing

>>18050268
Is he christian? Why did he end up in jail then, or is it just kayfabe larping

Coconut community theater is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not

holy shit I just noticed that big fat tranny in the front row with the double wide forehead

>>18050267
Nah I mean Pretty deadly and Alister were gonna have a match but Truth came out and beat the hell out of pretty before it started.

>>18050267
no he means that truth interrupted a match between aleister black and pretty deadly brunette (solo) because he wanted cena right then and there, their match is later

>>18050248
Not fajitas, but I had Crunchy Taco Hamburger Helper for dinner. Shit sucked.

This storyline has been pretty good ngl

did he forget his lines? lmao

>>18050287
*Fatu, I meant

>>18050272
You ever eat those little tamales in a can at the gas station?

>>18050288
He found God in jail. Like unironically. He converted to Christianity and decided to turn his life around.

How many times have champs decided to freely give away (no fight) their title as part of a storyline? Has that happened?

Wasn’t there a whole storyline about dudes fighting for a shot at the US title? They just up and drop that shit?

YADADAMEAN

>>18050281
>the bianca/naomi meltdown was also good.
Are you talking about when she called Bianca an ungrateful bitch? Yeah, that was kino. The storyline is dragging on a bit too long though but I think they're gonna end up pushing it all the way to Mania :(

>>18050292
this?

>>18050297
solo and jacob are based

>>18050248
I finished them, I left a little bit more for tomorrow though.

jacob talking like a shoot hood nigga from cali is over with me

Samoans really think they black

why the fuck is jimmy here

>>18050308
damn get ben franklin some ozempic

>Jacob and Jimmy
mite b cool

>>18050301
I've always wanted to try canned tamales out of sheer curiosity

hikuleobros...

>>18050313
He's on the roster...

>>18050306
This always pops me

jacob fatu is wearing jordan 6 "raptors" colorway

Jimmy is the Michaels and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

i have to believe anyone saying this smack is bad is simply console warring

Do you think Jacob like fajitas

>>18050324
thank you sneakerman

>>18050318
They're surprisingly good

>>18050327
It's usually bad, this episode has just been strangely good for some reason.

>>18050326
is like penta and fenix

Pretty soon Solo will be getting Don Callis level heat

man I can't wait to see what the next bloodline looks like.

>yayayayayayayayayaayaya

whens Tama comin back?

>>18050324
And I give a fuck?

>>18050333
its been good for about a month now imo

>>18050333
i think it really just depends on who's on the mic and how good they're feeling. good promos seem to outshine bad matches imo

>>18050268
JESUS IS KING
YARAMEANNNNN

Three hours is too fucking much, man.

the bloodline without Roman running things has been good

when is yeyeyeyeyeyeye coming back

>>18050326
if they gave jimmy a US title run it wouldn't have been offensive at all to me, by all means big jim go ahead
but giving jey a world title run just made me freaking seethe

>>18050318
Same desu, that's why I am asking.

Jimmy is so much a better storyteller than Jey it's not even funny

>>18050340
out of all the posts in this thread you didn't care about, you gave enough of one to reply to this one

why is JIMMY relegated to the midcard when he can wrestle better than JEY

The problem isn't your machine, it's likely your detergent.

>buy a watermelon
>it has tastes like nothing
I HATE when this happens

has jacob even defended his title yet?

>>18050350
During Jacob and Solo's match

>>18050326
Always, ALWAYS was

>>18050346
Didnt they say they will cut the length to 2h starting july?

>>18050360
i have fisted myself to jimmy usos cute face. I came multiple times the last fist. I think Jimmy deserves a title

>>18050360
Because he was the one who got injured, imagine the Jey got injured timeline...

>>18050366
no
neither Dominik
well Dominik has twice against luchadores, but both titles seem to be wasted time

On night of champions Solo is gonna bring 2 more samoans

At this point half of the roster will be Usos.

>>18050359
Like why give af what shoes a nigga b wearing? Sounds a tad zesty if you think about it

>>18050372
you can lie to us but you cant lie to yourself

>>18050369
It was June and USA liked the ratings they were getting so the want to keep it 3 hrs

>>18050372
Clam down, Naomi

>>18050360
jimmy and jey are both shit wrestlers

SNEED

>>18050377
it's not

Resident Alienbros, are we excited for the new episode?

I have seen commercials for Dominos, Little Casears, Pizza Hut, and Papa John's tonight.

Do Americans all eat pizza on Friday nights? I was listening to a stream earlier today and he was talking about "Pizza Day" constantly too.

>>18050360
Because Jey was the one who turned face and then he got drunk and said yeet during a media scrum

>>18050384
Jimmy is the lesser evil of the 2

>>18050360
Does Jimmy have an innocuous catchphrase and a basic yet catchy theme? Didn't think so.

>>18050238
So far 2/10, not enough promos

based bron

Bronson Reeds new theme is fucking atrocious. The vocals are so weak, the instrumental is weak. I heard they hired that dumb nigger that everyone wanted over Def AND HOLY FUCK ITS BAD

giant leather jacket is a good look for reed

>>18050366
yes, at backlash in a fatal 4 way and he had a rematch with knight and i think a match with priest

fuck this fat fatu fuckass

Now I just really want fajitas

Where's the tribal chief?

>>18050390
Pizza is considered holy food in America, my guy.

>>18050405
doing literally nothing and getting paid $15 milly for it

fajitas... pizza...... a battle of yin and yang..........

i really think a lot of you would be happier just watching ai matches on 2k than actually watching wwe

>>18050390
We actually eat pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, and pizza at supper time.

LA wont job this time right?

>>18050405
on strike

sneed looks like he lost weight

>>18050404
Big dimes fajitas got over immediately with the board

>>18050399
I liked his old Godzilla stomp one.

>>18050405
In Hollywood trying to drum up a film career based on a cameo in the Rock's new Hobbes and Shaw flick.

>>18050404
Whatever you do, DON'T go to Chipotle. Biggest scam on earth.

>>18050254
Roman Reigns returned Finally!

>>18050394
yes but jimmy is still shit, jey has the catchphrase and sells merch and tickets

>>18050395
Jey's theme is just the Uso theme except the words make no sense now

Why you guys aren't watching Bayern x Boca jr? It's better than this friday shitshow

>>18050404
There's nothing stopping you from getting some tasty fajitas

how the fuck do you people watch this shit a fucking jey uso character to a shit match later

whats the difference between a superstar and a megastar

I like Jimmy because his wife tagged buddy when Rhea twerked.

bronson looks like a million bucks in casual clothes but absolutely ridiculous in that singlet

>>18050412
>Pizza the morning
Like how does that even work. Do you like take a bagel and put sauce, cheese and meat on it, lol

>>18050416
he probably got forced to lose weight after destroying his ankle

>>18050428
....what?

>>18050426
I'm gonna be watching every single Club World Cup match anyway so no point in watching it live.

>>18050421
I only get bowls from chipotle. Last time I went I got pork, which I usually only get chicken and I literally shoot had blood coming out my ass. Never not having chicken from chipotle ever again.

>>18050426
whats this, niggerball? faker than wrestling

did they got the jobber entrance or did I miss it?

BOOM BOOM TEL AVIV

>>18050436
how can you go through a jey uso promo to a boring match like r-truth or whatever the fuck

>>18050426
smackdown on tv, world cup on ipad, shitposting on pc, tiktok on cellphone

I keep unfocusing my eyes over and over again and cant stop please fucjing help

>>18050441
MY HOLE!!!

>>18050436
>responding to a hue frog poster

>>18050432
Would it be better with tights? As it is, the singlet looks more like a swimsuit

>>18050351
Rikishi asked for that

Are they having sneed do Mark Henry spots now?

>>18050432
It takes a certain type to pull of that look and he isn't the type.

>>18050437
>Finn leaned on those beautiful pillows in her peak

Damn he's lucky, even his latina wife is hor

>>18050456
Every big dude does Mark Henry spots

I miss Vince's big dumb retard spots

>>18050432
dunnes influence is inexorable

>>18050459
Otis pulls it off. He looks like a wrecking ball.

>>18050460
He had her at her peak.... and still went running for the hills. Really gets the old noggin joggin

Wow

SPEAR
SPEAR
SPEAR

>>18050460
Finn deserves this and more

knight gotta get a new finisher taunt kek

>>18050470
for every beautiful woman theres a man whos sick of her shit

4/4 on my predictions. What's even the point of watching?

I think Buddy could deliver a decent spear

Ok that spear was BASED

love bron barely holding his demons back

Does anyone have that webm of Bron jerking around autistically?

Sneed should do a Tsunami off HIAC

Bron and his son

BASED
BASED
BASED

Bron's autism seething isn't really over with me. He should be cocky and kinda sadistic like his uncle.

>>18050488
he did off the SS cage and that's how he broke his foot

Bron is gonna break his neck someday with how he does those spears

The tsunami pops me everytime

LA Knight needs to spit out some cherry pie filling now

>>18050115 (OP)
sdsdsdsdsds

LA Knight is dead
He will be reborn as Washington DC Knight

Damn, LA Knight really is Gohan lmao

TIPLE SNEEDNAMI

TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUNAMI

>>18050492
he's not a freak on the mic like scott was, he might genuinely be on the spectrum, this is the best you're gonna get out of him

knight had a good showing tonight, triple tsunami considered

MOUNTAIN DROP

>>18050499
Triple Nose cannot into sicko booking thoughbeit

que pedazo de gol, VAMOS BOQUITAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this heinz commercial makes me want to buy heinz less

Black Minoru Suzuki vs Cena

>>18050509
Scott Steiner has cred and dimes, bron lacks the freakzilla cred and dimes

>r-truth
His name is Ron killings

>>18050522
heinz is dogshit

>>18050492
you gotta watch his nxt highlights

>kameen armeeen aseeeng
wtf is this nigga

>>18050509
He's not autistic. He used to talk plenty, but it was either soft-spoken or just a distraction prior to sudden acts of violence.

Buddy vs Bron would be money.

>>18050514
Is he okay?

>>18050509
>>18050492
>>18050527
Scott's son Brock just joined WWE maybe we'll get it with him?

>>18050499
Does he have diverticulitis too?

>>18050509
Scott didn't figure out the mic until way late in his career, and even then he would mush mouth his way through promos more often than not. What worked for him was turning those moments when he stumbled into seething autism rage over embarrassing himself and would start just yelling incoherently. It worked for him because it was such a fine line between kayfabe and a shoot that it worked you. Bron could 100% pull that off if he could just figure it out.

>>18050522
As if there's any other ketchup brand worth a shit

>>18050542
scott jr just from looking at him looks completely fucking dimeless. there's no way he's gonna be more of an athletic freak than bron so he has to go all in on his mic skills. he looks like a retarded MJF.

>>18050522
>>18050550
Ketchup is for children

>>18050557
trvth nvke

>>18050537
he needs to drop the shitty samoan tatoos

>>18050564
arent those permanent

LA Knight has died of eternal bleeding...

GIULIA WINNING IN SAUDI

>>18050564
It's a Goldberg tatoo (and I think he does regret it)

which of the wyatt shits are those

>>18050522
You're not a ketchup nerd?

>>18050566
they stopped calling it a hospital?

>No Giulia until next week
Why live?

>zelina vs giulia in saudi for the US title
time to end the zelina vega experiment

>>18050564
It's not a Samoan tattoo, it is an Oldberg tattoo. He is a life long mark for the old jew, hence all the spears.

>>18050569
Laser burns that shit without damage nowadays

>>18050575
gacy and blonde guy

>taped SD next week
Gonna be a whole lotta SUCK

>>18050566
Everyone not named Michael Cole is too indoctrinated to their break their programming

women's US title going from one dimeless shitter to another
PUT IT BACK ON CHELSEA

HARAMBE

what are the chances hikuleo debuts and interferes on that match?

>>18050575
Gacy and lumis?

YA NO YA NO YANNADANO

>Wyatts feuding over the tag titles
wow HHH really fucking sucks ass lmao

>>18050595
im tired boss

imagine if adam cole was back in wwe on main roster no less and got tsunami'd
he'd get back up immediately after and start swoleing up

I thought he was supposed to be Ron Killings going forward

>>18050423
I said good bitch

>no new theme song
>not renamed to Ron Killings
what the fuck?

He looks like a crackhead at the bus stop

this theme isnt bad when hes not rapping over it

>>18050602
Dirt sheets got worked again

KAZE NE NAAARRREEEEEE

>>18050601
no he'd fucking die

>>18050557
I use this sauce:
2 parts mayonnaise
1 part ketchup
a generous few splashes of Worcestershire sauce
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
A LOT of Black Pepper
a bit of MSG

Mix it well because clumps of mayonnaise may still remain
Let it sit in the fridge for at least 16 hours

>>18050602
HHH and Road dog forgot

So far it feels like they don't know what they want to do with R-Truth. He's supposed to be referred to as Ron Killings but it's so sporadic and random. Same with the fact that some of his promos seem like they still have comedic side to them.

>>18050601
Rent free

>>18050605
truth said he wants to keep his theme song
i did think they'd be calling him ron though

Sometimes I feel sad seeing wrestlers get hit with the Tsunami or a Spear because I feel really bad for them, theyre hopeless and getting crushed, they could die, someone help them

>>18050620
well that makes no fucjing sense because its a instrumental track

>>18050624
>>18050624
>>18050624

>yankfags can't watch it on netflix
>advertise it in yanktimes for non yanks when yanks get shitty ads played

I see

>>18050386

It 100% is. Most nignog culture revolves around being gay, including what Fatu takes part in.

>>18050623
sometimes someone does run in and help them
:)

>>18050613
do you use this disgusting swill to repaste your wallpaper?

>>18050625
metro boomin offered to produce him a song on twitter and he said no
based ron

The Cena heel run is not over with me anymore bros.

>>18050646
It's fry sauce bro. Pretty good, you should give it a try. Also comeback sauce it pretty great with fries too. It's a variation of Louisiana remoulade.

>>18050667
no I respect my guts

THE NEVER SEEN
SEVENTEEN

>>18050673
ngmi with that child's palate bro

so, is this the end of truth vs cena?

I love jone cena bros

why the wyatt shitters earned a title match, they just beat one team botching the entire match

>>18050698
NERD

>>18050702
because all the other teams are afraid of them and don't wanna wrestle them

CM PUNK WILL GET INJURED TONIGHT, TRUTH VS CENA ON NIGHT ON CHAMPIONS

>Ron fights worse than R-Truth
what happened bros

>Cena pipebomb
lmao

CENA PIPE BOMB HOLY BASED

wtf Cena is based!

>name dropping non wwe talent
KEK

>Cena is trying to pull what HBK did in montreal against Hulk
Shawn did a better shoot

is this an injured punk spot

>>18050809
At the end, he's just a wrestler in his 50s too. He might be facing what John Cena is facing too: The fact that the cannot pull their A game without any risk of injurying somebody.

This fight was too short, I feel scammed.

Fucking Smackdown, it's a bad show.