SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD FIVE
i made the thread again! edition
>>18050432

poop.

kino final hour so far

yall hate vince but marking out over john cena vs r-truth lol

AI sloppa political videos yum yum

Ketchup is the only good condiment

>>18050624 (OP)
use the subject field

>not fajita edition

Should be named ron killings with a new theme song. Lame as fuck

>>18050640
>nia chelsea bronson
lol no it's not

JOHN CHINA

the minimalist font for cenas intro is pretty kino

>>18050652
why

this is gonna be a good match

CEREMONIAL JOHN CENA WASH CLOTH

I still have no idea why hunter said 'yeah, go away heat, that's how a real heel should be'

buy ur own all nu JohnCena Cumrag available at shopzone.com

>>18050656
>Not being a fan of the two most based women on Smackdown.

This whole "pointing to the ring announcer and making him read your script" bit is really lame

>>18050662
if someone is looking for the thread later, searching by subject in the archive makes it easier to find, this thread won't appear in that search result
it also just looks better
and if someone was coming in from the catalog, seeing a picture that has nothing to do with smackdown and nothing in the subject field, it'd be harder to find
there's no reason not to really

>>18050674
they fucking suck

John Cena has the marks and the smarks worked so hard

>>18050676
Almost everything about the Cena heel turn has been lame.

>>18050676
Worked

>>18050661
Yeah i fuck with it too

is this heel vs heel

>r-truth still has the fucking half assed one sided bit of moustache on one side of his lip

Someone tell the nigga what a razor is

>>18050692
Ron isn't a heel

>>18050680
i see. i usually use ctrl f in the catalog to find whatever i need.
do you really use the archive to find gamethreads?

cena transplant coming in nicely

>>18050684
>>18050690
>It's shit on purpose
So, the same excuse the Young Bucks used for being bad at being heels.

>r-truth is serious now but he's still face
lame

>>18050701
sometimes if i'm looking for something that i know happened around that time

truth is muscular but he aint Big

>>18050705
>watching AEW
You wanna know how I know you're retarded?

>a 60 year old comedy act can actually beat up the supposed greatest wrestler ever

i cant wait to shove my fingers in my asshole and eat my feces like the good little poop pumpkin i am

>Cena's already gassed
>Still in better shape than Jey

that's cena's wife btw

>>18050714
Um sweaty he's not a comedy geek anymore, please pay attention

>>18050717
theory...

>>18050707
i will use the subject field hereafter

>>18050717
Oh shit, this isn't /ptg/
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to post this here

>>18050717

>>18050676

Why?

>>18050719
You see John Cena is selling (insider wrestling term) that he’s tired to make it look as if Ron is really giving it his all and wearing John out.

Best Ref spotted

SHADES OF TRISH STRATUS

>>18050676
i enjoy it. its a needless display of dominance

>>18050701
Yeah, sometimes years later you will be discussing something and you want to find a specific webm or pic, and being able to look up the date of the show and and search the archive for the game threads. WWE edits their shows really heavily and so if you want to find something that got cut from a show the archive will probably have it. Sucks that the old archive only has thumbnails left, there is a lot of funny and stupid shit that happened years ago on /asp/ that is lost media now.

SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT

I think Truth had a shoot mental breakdown when he got fired

CM PHIL

>haha it's a dq title match now actually cause like normal, the title matches are no-dq but this time WE DONE FLIP DA SCRIPT YO

>YOU CANT WRESTLE
>YES HE CAN!!!
why the fuck arent you reacting to the match then retards

>>18050750
I wouldn't blame him

kek people started watching CMLL on twitter instead of this

JUST

GIGA POP PHIL

Chez Man Phil

does truth even have a finisher?

GERIATRIC FIGHTS

CHEZ

It would of been nice to see Ron Killings have a near full match and a close finish. Fucking hell, great job PAUL you loser faggot

It's Mohammed bin Salman's cock holster!!!

14 years later, Truth is still the filler match before Cena and Punk.

THE SLIM JIM TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have watched cmll

THE SLIM JIM TABLE!!!

SLIM JIM TABLE

>>18050760
>kek people started watching CMLL on twitter instead of this
That 100% happened

>hey we need to get more ads on
>table spot

CM Punk looking like an absolute geek here lol

I don’t think WWE is capable of ending a match with their top stars without a DQ

Punk's tranny surgery has been completed.

Punk looks so old and tired. jfc

>>18050769
beggars can't be choosers, now enjoy your ron sloppings

GIGAPOP FOR THE SLIM JIM TABLE

CM PUNK WILL GET INJURED TONIGHT, TRUTH VS CENA ON NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS

As a teenager in 2011, and 32 year old man now, seeing Phil and Cena work still makes me happy

I miss Vince so much

slim jim table has got over immediately, smarks on suicide watch

SNAP HIM INTO A SLIM JIM TABLE

>>18050766
I’m pretty sure it’s a scissor kick, like Booker T used to do

>>18050624 (OP)
Fuck punk

>>18050780
I think he is moving in slow-mo on purpose to make it look worse

>>18050791
Vince would have loved this
He loved you

HES GRABBING THE TABLE BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLIM JIM

that was the most evil laugh cena has ever done

cena is going to recreate the pipe bomb

>>18050790
zoomer faggot

KEK

Justified "MBS Punk" right now here at Night of Champions!

>Cena with the callback
KINO

I love the Slim Jim table, bros

kek based john

>reverse pipe bomb
boring

oh shit

LE PIPEBOMB

>>18050791
110% chance vince is gooning to this segment at home right now

10 minutes left lads

>Cena botching the promo

>Pipebomb call back
this is so gay lmao

OH MY GOD IT'S A PIPE BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE

NO! BAH GAWD NOT THE SLIM JIM TABLE!!

"REAL GLASS"
DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT KEK

lmao

>BTFO KWAB OTY

remember the pipebomb?

>>18050669
It's all he's ever personally experienced so he just writes what he knows

LMAO

I'm literally in tears right now

THE BEST BULLSHITTER IN THE WORLD

>HEY COLT

KEK

>no censor

Cena KINO

>>18050806
1992 is zoomer? lmao okay

Why would a single finisher through a table put him down this long?

Pasty white pale Cena creeps me out

>hey colt cabanna
damn, he really said that

No lies detected

He should have said hi to Colt Cabana

>STU BASED
I'm marking out!!

"I dont hate you, I almost pity you"

So fucking based

this is the heel cena i've been waiting for
punished joker cena
this is fucking KINOOOOOOOOOOO

>bros wrestling is fake
>hey people watching? wrestling is fake
>yeah it's all fake
>BRO FOURTH WALL BREAK LOLZ KEK RUININING WRESTLING

so we're actually not meant to watch WWE now or is hunter trying to actually do a thing?

>cena doesn't know what a 4th wall is

KEK BASED CENA OWNING THE OBESE SMARKS WITH EASE

Cena is actually having fun right now

>>18050840
Cena laid in the ring for like 10 minutes during the pipebomb promo

This is fucking kino

>Cena doing his own pipebomb

>goddamn got censored
>bullshit didn't
I don't follow

KEK

CENA SHOOTIN WTF

kek kek

based stu

>I'm jealous of you
>I'm jealous that all these young women want to fuck you
>they lust for you
>hell, when you talk to them they smile at you

Who?

Ok, this is kinda based

>"Fuck Hogan this works for me brother summer of 92"
>Matt cardona

BASED

How kayfabe powerful is the Slim Jim Table? Punk has been out for like 5 minutes

Cena ain't telling lies here

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this how my dad sleeps desu

aren't those the coffee shop group chat guys? I remember reading that recently

wtf do any of those guys have to do with punk. should have name dropped jungle boy and hangman

damn granpa punk is sleepy

I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD

Hunter is literally trying to undo everything Vince did and claim it as his own

Hence the pipebomb shit
Get ready for hunter to absolutely destroy WWE

HOLY FUCK

MID CARDONA

Chez got buried here

Cena is loving every minute of this

BIG MATCH JOHN SHOOTIN

This is incredibly based.

uh, did he just say nick nemeth? did I hear that?

lmao based cena

KEK

TRANNY PUNK BURIED

>MR TKO
Hes shooting holy fuck

>>18050891
yes, he said

bah gawd the slim jim table killed punk

CENA IS SHOOTING

Philxirs...

Ok, this promo is BASED

YOU ARE MR TKO

this is wild

>>18050878
they're cena's buddies, like cabanna was punk's

Jesus christ. Punk is getting fucking castrated

humiliation ritual

triple H won

MR. TKO

Glad buddy didn’t get caught in that promo.

>>18050878
If they shared a locker room with Phil there’s a good chance they shoot hate him.

This is the first good heel promo Cena has cut

>>18050882
Just left out the pepsi logo.

SOCIALISTS BTFO

Cena is a God

How does Punk actually come back from this? He is legit getting buried

they love him

FIVE MICROPHONE MOVES OF DOOM
MICROPHONE POTATO SALAD

CENAGOD I KNEEL

>>18050894
>Hi /pw/!

Heel Cena was worth it just for this pipebomb reversal

>>18050882
>this pipebomb brought to you by Slim Jim
>SNAP INTO IT

CM Punk needs to open his eyes. He looks gay with his eyes closed.

I've no idea what the story is
So, Cena is like, trying to claim he's a writer or something and the entire thing is fake and we're in Funny Games?

>WADE BARRET LISTENING TO THIS WHOLE THING

Why Claudio of all people?

How long till cm punk beat someone up backstage

lmao theyre cheering him

This is so fucking based

Jesus Christ, I know we say Cena buries people on the mic but this is just...
Words fail.

kek get fucked Phillip

Your tweets are strong, you are actions aren't

Papaw Phil is taking a nap

>>18050929
He is actually just speaking facts, why wouldn't they cheer?

>CESARO MENTIONED
CESARO MENTIONED
>CESARO MENTIONED
CESARO MENTIONED
>CESARO MENTIONED
CESARO MENTIONED
>CESARO MENTIONED
CESARO MENTIONED

CENA JUST SHIT ON THE CHAMPAIGN SOCIALIST

>>18050624 (OP)
This is based

is this a shoot

>>18050878
>jungle boy and hangman
They're nobodies, come on now

>heel gets standing applause
how to save this company

>>18050927
Claudio was close with Cena. Cant remember the other guy but they have a chat room for gardening or something

If I was CM Punk I'd be crying right now

>>18050939
At that age you take rest where you can get it

>>18050927
He was Seamus's actual workout buddy when hunter went coporate and took priority for Seamus over hunter so hunter is a little whiny bitch

same reason ziggler got mentioned, ziggler was basically uhunter lite and hunter is upset

How does CM Punk respond without getting mad?

Phil trying not to cry lmao

>mega cheers
This heel run is a fucking failure

>>18050878
he should have said jon moxley

PUNKBROS WHAT DO WE DO

I don't mind going overtime this occasion.

>>18050959
He doesn't. He knows he's a hypocrite and now accepting it

R-Truth still has time I believe

kek cena face over cm punk

I want to note this is the only promo heel Cena has done without doing his awful Terminator voice shit

MOTHER

FUDGERS

>>18050951
Make the faces more entertaining than the heels so the crowd has a reason to cheer for the faces

WEW

>>18050956
He looks like he is

OH FUCK!!!

So is Cena a face for the Saudi show?

USA NETWORK BTFO

>mother fudging

WOW BASED

>fudging
come on now

>>18050943
so? this makes no sense, crowd is retarded, cena is still a stooge

Phil has to get his lick back next Friday or its over

>there's actually 2 minutes left
THIS NIGGA DON'T MISS

fucking kek

Heel Cena is over with me, brother.

>>18050959
If you think Cena and Punk didn't write this together in the back before coming out, you are dillusional. They are irl buddies.

finally a good cena promo

Holy shit, Cena destroyed him
Why even bother with a match now

Punk is a bitch.

Did they botch the censor

>Thanks for letting me rip off your promo to make you look even more foolish
John Cena is a fucking treasure.

>>18050990
THE FUTURE OF BLACK WOMEN

>cena legit shoots on Phil at the end there
kek

>>18050982

commies seething

Wow the first good Cena promo since the heel turn

>fudgin'

>>18050987
They’re allowing themselves to get worked because that’s the fun of wrestling anon

>you get two minutes back
>haha good joke let's just bitch about the segment for two minutes

>>18050984
Kek
There is usually a digital clock near the hardcam though

should have shouted out Mike Jackson

>>18050990

>>18050991
I mean Punk has to win at this point otherwise he's neutered

>>18051000
it's not the 1950s anymore

>>18050987
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING ISNT REAL?????

>>18050987
He said CM Punk, not Phil Brooks, mark

Do you think the Saudis will cheer or boo Chez?

>>18050997
Foreshadowing

>Truth died
kek

>>18051011
>punk winning the belt at Saudi
would be funnier

INCREDIBLE

brutal lmao

well?

>>18050936
>>18050936

This is how you book heel cena.

>>18050958
in english doc

>>18051011
I would like that for the sheer surprise but there's no way it'll happen

retard btfo

Resident Alien looks badass, I think I'll stick around and watch it

Funniest part is Cena is gonna win.
Punk is truly a whore for TKO

That was compelling stuff

>>18050991
I have delusional faith that whatever promo he cuts on monday will either be as good or better than tonight

>>18051027
let me get this straight, you decided to make an entirely new thread to ask your retarded question that you could have just asked here, and then you have the nerve to post the thread here anyway? fuck off

ayoooooo this nigga actually an ayyylmao

>>18051011
Nah Truth is gonna interfere

So, what did you think about tonight's show?

>>18051038
Cena needs to go to the White House now and get a picture with President Trump

Ron Killings ruined. His entire run ruined.

>>18051039
ok usa

>>18051039

>>18051044
There's no way 2025 CM Punk can match this. 12+ years ago, maybe. Not now.

i wish.mt doctor was an alien and that's a shoot

>>18051039
You’re gonna regret your decision

wtf I love Cena now, finally someone told off that retard punk

>>18051051
Stinky diarrhea shit except for John Cena's pipebomb

>>18051065
Five Microphone Moves of Doom

>>18051069
Why

>>18051069
I wish cat girls were real. Not in like a sexual way, I just think it would be kinda cool if there was a whole ass race of cat people. Also elves and dawrves. Like I wanna drink with a dwarf. I wanna hear elves sing. I wanna see if cat people lick they hands and then use it to brush their ears.

>>18051027
why make a separate thread, attention whore
we have a thread here

>>18051059
>could have had Truth go schizo apeshit on Punk after Punk runs in to save him
what a waste

>>18051039
>t. alien
>>18051078
>finally
drew and seth have been trying to do that for over a year now

>>18051080
Shit, that was so good
Cena absolutely dismantled Punk only by spitting facts, and anything Punk tries will be exactly that. Cena destroyed him kek

>>18051111
they just try but never hit, they dont say much besides that they hate punk and that he is a cancer

>stream cut off resident alien
FUCK

>>18051173
The only good thing about the show is the indigenous chick with the fat ass and the cute bartender white girl

>>18051165
they were about as free to say whatever they wanted about him as cena was and punk ok's all of it so it's their own fault if they couldn't come up with the material

Resident Alien is comfy

>>18050766
>does truth even have a finisher?
The Lie Detector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xheAMH7TwNk

That was such a kino callback and perfectly called for

>>18050624 (OP)

>>18050624 (OP)
Based

>>18050624 (OP)
Nice show