Thread 18050883

Put me to sleep
Kenny's promo was more compelling

>>18050883 (OP)
it was fucking awful

>>18050883 (OP)
honestly thought he was going to mention the bucks at one point

APOLOGIZE

>>18051046
it was terrible but made punk look stupid as fuck so itll do

>>18051087
The little
>Thanks for letting me copy your promo
shit at the end was perfect. Just a little
>fuck you phil
at the end. Complete passive aggressive dick move.

>>18050883 (OP)
AEW is better

>>18051133
At being gay

>>18050883 (OP)
first one since turning heel where he didn't still sound like a robot

>>18051345
it's cause he didn't do the gay deep voice serious tone thing

>>18050883 (OP)
>THE BEST PROMO OF HIS CAREER
>is just a parody of a promo cut on him 14 years ago

>>18051175
gottem

>>18050883 (OP)
I liked it. I’m glad they’re course correcting the character. I still wish we got illuminati Masonic Rock/Cena/Scott though.

>>18051514
And it's based.

>>18050940
Is that your way of saying you suck dick for free?

too bad no one saw it

didn't watch

>>18051046
SORRY GOAT
SORRY TRIPLE H FOR DOUBTING YOU
We are so fucking back!

>>18051175
8/10 wasted that aewtist

>YOU'RE NOT A PUNK, YOU'RE A CAPITALIST
this is where he killed phil

I only watch AEW

>>18051046
Did punk get a new tattoo?

>>18051757
Where? Nothing there looks new

E-GODS won again? It just keeps happening!

>>18051769
Punksisters?

>>18051769
Lel. What a blacked cuckarino

Damn I just watched it, that was a good promo. Gonna be a good match, I'm fired up. Love Punk, love Cena, love when people do professional wrestling correctly

>>18051175
Oh dear

>>18051757
>>18051769
>>18051804
>worked into becoming a shoot BBC slut
grim

>>18051757
>>18051769
>>18051804
Look in my eyes
What do you see?
A shoot cuck mark for BBC

>>18051175
KWAB

>>18051769
do WWE superstars really?

It really is funny when dumbfucks act like Cena isn't a good promo.

>>18051175
Facts.

>>18050883 (OP)
this was the best promo of cena's heel run at least, bar fucking none. and it's because he dropped the goofy supervillain schtick. he finally just sounded like cena being cena, but he was the bad guy you root against for once; he sounded believable.
this is what heel cena should have looked like this entire time. they've already wasted half of his run, and i'm sure he's just gonna go back to what he was doing next time he touches a mic, but i'll remember this one for a while.

>>18053259
And it took Phil to bring that energy out of him. Remember that

https://x.com/punkassbitch007/status/1936262502863581620?s=46

>finishes with mother fudging
Oh damn he's not holding back

>>18051769
Doesn't cora have the same tattoo?

>>18050883 (OP)
Tongue in cheek 4th wall breaking Cena is always the best

>>18053259
His first promo in Belgium was far better

>>18051175
18051133 bros, not like this…

>>18052710
popped

>>18050883 (OP)
*You're

>>18050883 (OP)
It was terrible. 4th wall breaking doesn't work in an era when wrestling has never been more exposed and openly presents itself as fake.

>>18051046
You just know black ref girl sucked off Phil backstage afterwards

>>18051769
GREATEST IN THE WORLD
AT BEING KEKED

well i have some questions. what is the significance of shouting out Cesaro, Ziggler and Zack Ryder? did Punk do something bad to them? and it doesnt seem like Punk has no friends in the locker room at all.

promo could have been a lot better if Cena mentioned anything about aew

>>18055001
claudio castagnoli = CC = colt cabana
MATT cardona = MATT jackson
NICK nemeth = NICK jackson

I dont get how they plan to top this
Punk and Cena bring the best out of each other
I dont get how they plan to outdo this feud, there's no better partner for him

>>18055001
>what is the significance of shouting out Cesaro, Ziggler and Zack Ryder?
What do you mean? Cena talked about how Punk used people and fucked them over, and then referenced the people that the smarks and dirtsheet merchants claim that Cena deliberately fucked over for his own career success.

>>18051175
kek it really do be like that

>>18055075
I want to know what the Cena end game is. I hope it isn't giving Cody the belt again but if not him then who? I feel like Punk needs it since he has maybe 2 years left in the tank and mostly likely there will be 1 maybe 2 injuries in there

>>18050883 (OP)
>hey cena, punk, what if, what if GET THIS, we like totally break kayfabe just like we do when we're aware we suck but wanna blame it on the fans
>yeah yeah yeah that's good shit

That's all it was. 'lolz I'm just acting, you're all retards for watching this product, lemme name some randoom faggots from different promotions and lolz breaking the 4th wall ain't I a stinker'

That's not a heel promo. It's a boring as fuck promo

>>18054872
But going back to "thank" Punk for letting him use the segment to make him look even more like a little bitch was the best

>>18051046
>a slim jim table

>>18054967
>2025
>jobbing to the filter again
grimola

>>18055547
>we like totally break kayfabe just like we do when we're aware we suck but wanna blame it on the fans
wtf are you on about

>this is a good promo to edrones
Holy fuck lmfao

>>18055809
From the whole point of Hunter taking over, as in back around DX days when he was being groomed to ake over by Vince, he'd instantly go into 'fuck you, fans, you suck' mode promos and storylines whenever he wasn't happy with a reaction
The whole 'my friend mark', the whole 'give me what I want' thing, etc
Always he's been the biggest mark in the business, worse than Hogan, worse than Undertaker, etc
Dude literally is a sociopath who blames fans if he isn't happy

>>18056031
That my friend mark promo was great though