Thread 18056256

Fresh Off a Monumental Grand Slam Mexico AEW Returns To Saturday Nights On The Road To All In Texas!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, WA
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming On MAX!

>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley vs. AR Fox
>Tayjay, Thunder Rosa, & Queen Aminata vs. Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford in an All Star 8-Woman Tag Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Shane Taylor
>We'll Hear From Timeless Toni Storm Live!
>And More!

** 21 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18056256 (OP)
BASED

>Aminata and Thekla in the ring again
Oh boy...

comfy saturday night aew collision is back

No buddy?

>>18056265
If they're smart they'll turn it into a storyline to get both women over. 2 birds with 1 stone situation

>>18056256 (OP)
>8 woman tag
I hope no one gets hurt.

>>18056256 (OP)
>8 woman tag
that should shut up the crowd on social media that bitch about women not getting enough air time and it also throws a bone to the coomer crowd that just like eye candy. everybody wins

Back to reality...

>>18056256 (OP)
God damnit, Shane Taylor is back

>mox vs ar fox
Just copying wwe now

>>18056554
WWE has black wrestlers?

>>18056256 (OP)
What an exciting card

>>18056256 (OP)
>21 Days Out From All In Texas

I've come around and now I actually like death rider mox

Is Tony actually making Collision great again?

>>18056256 (OP)
>Accesso ShoWare Center
More like the SEXXO ShoWare Center with that all star tag match amirite fellas

New match added

>>18056265
I want to see Thekla shoot drop that stupid cunt on her head

>>18057208
Tony's booking is in its multi man tag arc

>>18057208
teasing takeshita vs bandido more and more for all in

>>18057115
He's still booking Daniel Garcia on the show so no

For the /AEW/ general bros...

La Catalina v Mercedes FULL MATCH

https://x.com/legitmcedes/status/1936491764593918336

>>18057208
What happened to Kyle O'Reilly

>>18056256 (OP)
I hate AEW booking so fucking much

>>18056256 (OP)
Kek. Once again the women's match is the only thing worth watching.

>>18057314
>>18057351
The men's roster is so fucking bad.

>>18057208
>Danny Garcia again

>>18057314
If I were Tony Khan I'd seriously consider making Collision and all women's division show and let the men have Dynamite. That way I could skip Dynamite.

>>18057396
100% agree
Just do something besides random matchmaking.

>>18057271
thank you

>>18057371
>>18057396
you're trying to push this way too hard, tranny

Toni Time

>>18056256 (OP)
Was Thunder Rosa at the Mexican Dynamite? I didn't watch all of it. It was based, though. First time I've liked a Dyna in ages.

>>18057271
It takes years and 1000+ matches to fully perfect the One Winged Angel so Mercedes kicking out doesn't really bury the move

>>18057371
It's fucking unbearable. No storylines. No angles. Just bullshit random matches with the same anti-draws every week.

>>18057540
But enough about NXT

>>18056256 (OP)
Moxley gets away with being gimmickless, because that's his gimmick.
AR Fox = I wrestle good.
Swerve = I wrestle good
Shane Taylor = I wrestle good.
They have no gimmicks, visual or otherwise.

Now let's look at the women:
Thunder Rosa = Day of the Dead
Queen Iwontjoba = African Queen
Anna Jay = no gimmick
Tay = no gimmick
Penelope = Greek servant gimmick
Megan Bane = Greek God gimmick
Whatshername = Spider/flexible gimmick
Athena = fallen angel gimmick
Toni Storm speaks for herself.

Why are the men so scared of having characters?

>>18057447
Nah, he's right. Mostly hate women's wrestling, but they have characters and angles and mostly logical feuds at least. Most of the men have got boring. The women's matches might suck, but at least you can see their tits and asses in skimpy outfits. They're nice to look at. I watch men for the characters and promos. And they've gotten weaker.

>>18057593
For me? It’s steroid abusing short guys. From Australia.

>>18057593
TayJay's gimmick is having the best butts in the business.

>>18057668
Oh that’s who she reminds me of! She looks like the singer of a very good Hungarian folk metal band.

>>18057593
Because the men don't read books or watch any interesting media to get inspiration from. They're all on social media scrolling through uninspiring brainrot content.

Most characters in wrestling were inspired by something in media. For example Cody Rhode's Dashing character was inspired by Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Hogan was inspired by Billy Graham. John Cena was inspired 2000s rap music. Scott Hall was inspired by Scarface. Etc

>>18056281
That’s exactly what they’re doing

>>18057569
Compared to Atom Cole and Garcia every single person on NXT might as well be The Rock.

>>18056256 (OP)
Mox grabs the mic and announces the US bombing campaign has begun. You just got swerved

>>18057694
name?

>>18058013
Dalriada.

Any Buddy related news about Buddy?

>>18056256 (OP)
Surely the momentum from Spic Slam made the ticket sales incre-ACK

>>18057222
aminata has already established herself as queen bitch, fraid so

>>18058093
You were seething in the grand slam gamethread talking about how the event was a failure. Turns out it was a major success. Take your blood pressure medication fatso

>>18058103
Im not your boogeyman, lil bro. I have normal sized man nipples

New match added

>>18058196
>jetspeed
Jesus Christ help us

>>18058206
they're a cool tag team. i like them

>>18056688
>tfw we're already halfway thru the year in 10 days.
The fuck.

>>18058309
can you not say shit like that dude you're going to give me a panic attack

>>18058317
people born in 2014 are turning 30 this year

30 minute warning

30 minutes until Buddy returns finally.

>>18058196
Jetspeed probably jobbing again. I think Gate of Agony are getting a push and they’ll be Ricochet’s guys.

what's Christian doing tonight?

>>18058516
Probably Young Bussin's mom

>>18058516
Sitting on his couch

Trump just dropped bunker busters on Iran. We're going to war boys

AEW Sucks!!!!

NO HOLOGRAM NO WATCH

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18058516
>has horns in the thumbnail

>>18056256 (OP)
Im gonna turn on the episode just to see how awful the crowd looks, chuckle to myself about it, and then watch something else

Mercedes is so fucking hot

COLIDERS ROLL OUT

I love AEW

This episode of Collision may be cooked because everyone is tuning into their preferred news station because of this Iran thing

SATURDAY
SATURDAY

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY

I like to imagine Mox just got out of an uber when he's making his way to the arena from the outside

WE ARE LIVE SICKOS YESSSSSSSS HAHAHAHA
LET US COLLIDE

>>18058559
Holomania is running wild!

>>18058551
>>18058559
https://x.com/AEW/status/1936574147615699256#m

Mox using the death rider theme he had is infinitely more based than Wild Thing

I hate the Death Riders so much but when that guitar riff kicks in later in the song I get hard

>>18058626
>>18058629
basef

>18058538
This is your life and you're wasting it one post at a time
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/xqYC-r9MWWaPPX0CPaP6kQ/

Is Shota still a member of the death riders?

all tag collision

>mix triples
>quad tag team
>ricochet on commentary

wow must be my birthday

We just bombed Iran but that’s nothing compared to me not seeing Buddy on tv.

That double stomp that AR Fox on the ropes is what's getting him over. He always pops the crowd with it.

wheeler should wrestle in a tshirt

Why does Moxley wrestle like he is molesting his opponent?

Nigel just called the Spanish langauge 'Mexican'

>>18058664
Can't believe this is how I find out about WW3, thanks TK

>>18058664
MIGA!

>>18058671
It just hit me
Nigel is doing Del Boy Trotter on commentary
Schiavone is his Rodney

fox wrestles like hes 90

Mox really hates Fox because Fox is black and a gay. Double Hate crime score.

>heel doesn’t break the hold so we must continuously ring the bell

Wrestling trope that always makes me pop

>>18058664
>we

this guy

>>18058664
Sup Ted Cruz

>>18058697
America is the only country in the world.
Like how Buddy is the only wrestler in the world.

Mox has an impressive flat core. He really is off the sauce

yep mox is on the sauce tonight

we love you moxster!

>>18058710
he really is in great shape

Imagine if Hangman loses at All In

>>18056256 (OP)
Is hangman actually over? Don't really see people talk about him the way they do Ospreay or Omega. Is it just astroturfing from AEW? If they keep telling you he is over and everyone loves him, then he actually is?

>>18058729
Nigga Hangman dominated social media this week. He's more over now than he was last week.

MÍ WAIFU

>>18058729
he's not as over as those two but his popularity is there and its organic.

>>18058729
Nice try, Punk

TBS title is Austrian indie belt tier now

>>18058629
YES HOLOGRAM WILL WATCH

>>18058727
>hangman loses
>camera pans to Moxley celebrating
>someone throws a rubber turkey in the ring

>>18058741
nice pits. lucky guy

why do tv titles even exist

THE PORNOSTAR HAS ARRIVED

Annoyed as shit this isn’t the main event. It usually is and I usually turn off the show for the Adam Cole or Adam Cole related tag. Fuck you tony.

kysles zesty pink getup pops me

>>18058757
Tony is getting all the good matches out of the way in the first hour because Trump is going to address the nation at 10pm eastern

>>18058755
For the midcard

"The Pornostar" Kyle Felcher

TNT belt would’ve been great for Buddy. He should beaten Cassidy.

>>18058709
USA is the lolcow of the world and Buddy is the Jannetty of every group he's part of.

>18 minutes in
>still on thread #1
Dire for AEW

YESSSSS MORE LUCHA 8 MAN TAGS HAHAHAH YESSSSS

>>18058765
This counts as the good matches?????

>>18058769
but why name it after the broadcaster?

Adam Cole has dusty old bones full of green dust

>>18058777
dont worry, they'll be on thread 4 in ten minutes somehow

>>18058777
Should have done the edrone tactic and made the thread 24 hours before the show

>>18058773
Hey man. FUCK YOU

Weekly reminder that Adam Cole is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

>>18058787
d-dusty old bones? full of green dust?!

>>18058786
Advertising I guess I don't know

>>18058695
>The naivety of the bell ringer thinking "m-m-maybe he just can't hear the bell I'll ring it louder that'll do right?"

Hope ProtoShita win the tag belts

>>18058787
>dusty old bones full of green dust!
>dusty old bones full of green dust!

>>18058817
It’ll be Brody and Buddy because Tony liked the attention Brody got with his dumb shirt and rewarding Buddy for re-signing.

Snack Bros don’t forget, if you hit your protein goal today be sure treat yourself to something nice

>D*x
Piss break match already?

>pew pew
kek ftr hair

>>18058824
Takeshita and Fletcher shit all over them, younger and worth at least double the dimes on the low end.

Oh Jesus Christ he’s gonna saddle ricochet with the fuck Gays of Agony. Tony no.

>>18058861
they're all dimeless whats the difference

>>18058861
GoA are based though

Adam is such a reddit wrestler Holy shit

>Collison on Thursday next week
This show changes dates every single week

>>18058861
I would give those guys to Paul for free. He needs more guys that look like Samoans.

>>18058880
have to dodge anything with more viewers than bluey

>>18058880
EVERY DAY'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING BABY

Crowd's gettin pretty hot here

>>18058880
Collision should stay on Thursday. Fuck TNA.

Kyle is so based it’s insane

>>18058729
Go pack for Saudi, Philip.
Dont' forget the double padded kneepads for all that suckin you're gonna be doing. Hypocrite.

>>18058898
i like his little chihuahua shrieks

>more bandido chants
gotta belt that man up

>>18058907
Buddy also got chants.

>>18058741
shades of Evita.

OUTRUNNERS ON MY TV SET!!!!!

new outrunners theme blows

>>18058907
he's already belted up
but i guess the RoH belt doesn't really matter

OUTRUNNERS BROS WE BACK!

I don’t like looking at Shane Taylor

This outrunners music sounds like a slightly slower/step down tuned Devils' Cry

Tay is so fucking ugly

mamacita on my tv set....

>>18058918
trvth

lmao at Tay's selling of Aminata's line

UNF SO MUCH SEXO ON MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW

>>18058925
I didn't even know it was possible for a man to have a pear shaped body

SEXO MATCH

FUCK I LOOOOOOVE OUR SICKO BOOKER OF PAWGS

I'm about to drink a muscle milk bottle at room temp. Hope it doesn't fuck me up

>>18058869
They do one Japanese tour and you faggots pretend to like them story as old as time

>>18058755
Back in the older days the World Title would never be defended on free to air television . You had to pay for a ticket to see that in person only.
So the TV Title served as a a belt that could be defended weekly to allow you to advertise a "Title Championship match!" will be shown on TV.

>>18058941
I don’t know how you can be in pro wrestling for so long and do nothing about it. It’s one thing to be muscle fat, but he’s just literally all fat.

>>18058931
The wall is cruel and shows no mercy

>>18058951
i wonder why they continue that tradition when the pretense is gone

Why is Schivone so retarded??? Who waste time asking what wrong date they said holy shit. Nobody is going to admit it, but the fact that he stopped to ask which incorrect date he said and wasted time like that makes that genuinely one of the worst pieces of commentary to ever happen, especially from a regular seasoned commentator.

just now seeing this

Sexy caramel mocha CEO

get this dimeless mark bitch of my tv set

Belt collector gimmick will always be over with me, except not with Mercedes

RENEE HOT MAMA

I’d literally not even notice if I never saw Shane Taylor ever again.

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

>>18058970
turn your screen on

>>18058965
where the fuck my mortos/hologram feud? who does hologram have to fuck for some real tv time?

>>18058981
okay shes gone thank you

>>18058971
It's actually a good gimmick. Indie promotions will want to put their belts on someone like that so their belt appears on national TV

Prince Nana has it so easy
>arrive to the arena
>dance
>collect pay check
>repeat

lil thicc bish there gettin down with the nana

>>18058982
He needs to get Harleygram back

>dynamite does its first non-embarrassing number in over a year
>America goes to war the second collision starts
Pendulum sisters…

lotta zest in this stable

HE'S FAT

>>18058989
Not as easy (and enjoyable) as Luther

>>18059004
he's just cultivating mass

Infantry should try to take bets from the marks in the front row.

lmao those ghetto nigs in the corner

Tony Schiavone is a real nigga

they gamblin!

Schiavone gettin that money

>tony actually putting a prop bet
this fucking guy

And just like that, STP is over with me

>Nana and Infantry niggin out
based
They should start throwin dice next off the barricades ringside

>WWE talent have to fly to the middle east next week
You gotta be fucking retarded to want to go to the middle east right now. Good luck to those retards. Hope the blood money is worth it

thuggery going on on the corner

Wtf was that spot with Schiavone? Lmao

That little gambling bit is the best thing Shane Taylor, or anyone related to Shane Taylor has ever done on a professional wrestling show in their entire life.

People that talk to their pets like they're people deserve the rope.

THICC BOY SHANE TAYLOR

shane taylor's body shape is built for leg drops

ay bruh were they nigging out in the corner of the ring? LMAOOOOOOOO

guys is it okay to play a caricature of your race?

>"Do you even know how gambling works Tony?"
CALL HIM A PLONKER NIGEL

>>18059059
the mexicans and the japs do it all the time, although their caricatures aren't as wild the ones blacks have lol

When Shane Taylor first debuted on Collision I was eating Burger King so now anytime I see Shane Taylor I want some fucking BK.

>>18059059
It’s not a caricature. Sports betting is at all time highs multiple billion dollar industry. It’s every race.

>>18059064
what does a japanese caricature of a japanese look like?

>>18059068
nice bro i hope they see this

>>18059059
Only if reddit says it's ok

>>18059068
do other races also keep a giant bottle of henny at hand?

If someone told me Shane Taylor is a shoot FTM trans id believe it based on the shape of his body.

Shane should have just bet a couple hundred against himself, baka

>>18059072
Kairi Sane

>nana got ahold of the money
kek

tony making bank

what was that coonery

Bro they cut right to her giant ass lol

>>18058980
many cases :)

Listen, Trump is going to syphon viewers from Collision tonight. Tony might as well go nuts with this show and do silly fun shit. Let the women go crazy tonight

>>18059093
It's dey culcha, pls understand

Somebody needs to do a WEBM with the transition from seg to seg

>>18058989
You forgot
>Shill your coffee line straight to camera before Swerve comes out
hustlin' baby

>>18059101
>8 woman tag
>Over 500 lbs of boobs and ass
Oh yeah, it's all coming together

>>18059101
trump is waiting until 10 for his address to america because he's a collider and wants to finish the episode first

>>18059118
BASED

>>18059114
I would pay PPV prices to see Anna Jay take a big fat stinky shit.

PLEASE be braless

IT'S KINO, BOIS

NOW IN TECHNICLOR

GODDAMN!!!

>>18059020
Confirmed here tonight

carmen sandiego toni

WHOAAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What did Toni say?

fuck on my tv set!!!!

Toni is Alpha af

Damn, Toni's losing

>>18059160
Yeah she's already got booboo job face

You have to draw money to be a big deal

MADAFAKKA

>TRANS
TONI I’VE SEEN YOUR VAG YOU POSER

huge pop for gay slut Toni !

Toni looks really hot tonight

>>18059172
yeah but she's a fun slut not an insufferable one

Nipples protruding
Very disrespectful

HARD NIPS TONI

SHE’S JESUS NOW????

did she drop the black and white gimmick for the red coat?

i better get webms of those nips later

>>18059174
>tonight

>le nibbles
Fucking retards

what the fuck is this shit

WE GOT THE NIPS BOYS

>>18058801
Correct

I envy this man so much

Oh. Hologram is in this stupid group now. Great. He’s slotted mid card for life.

That's the whore I adore

HOLOMANIACS WW@

REACH FO DA SKY BOY

>>18059194
do you think they'll ever acknowledge them being married on AEW tv?

Willow is too trim now.

NEW THREAD
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>>18059209
>>18059209
>>18059209
>>18059209
>>18059209

>>18059208
running wild

HOLOGRAM ON MY TV SET!!!!

i coulda sworn i had a hologram pepe

>Hologram, Willow, Briscoe
Is this the most BASED stable of all time?

HOLOGOD IS ON TV

Is Taya a wood? I'm not sure.

When are MxM in DDT? Don't want to miss some gay kino

>>18059219
It's AEW hontai. Like in NJPW
Home team babyyfaces up and down the card.

>>18059238
if you mean

I miss Rampage

>>18059238
she make small pp become big pp

>Kris beating Yuta
Just like the old days

>>18059268
Me too man :(
It was great Saturday morning hungover viewing.
an easy flick thru to see if there was any lucha bagners, gooner matches or all those great Takeshita matches.

>>18059321
Imagine her crushing his bussy

AH SHIT! KENNY'S BOYFRIEND IS HERE!

>>18059268
>It's Rampage Baby

>>18059389
Does he have the tism?

So is this going to be Ricochet's crew?

This is going to be a quick match

How did Thekla walk upsidedown?

Bayne needs to grab more women by the hair and make them drop to their knees

They're washing a lot of time on their entrances

Anna is the hottest girl in the ring and can get it

Somehow Penelope hasn't improved in the ring.

I miss the pip

Billie Starks is ugly, like me.