Thread 18059209

Fresh Off a Monumental Grand Slam Mexico AEW Returns To Saturday Nights On The Road To All In Texas!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, WA
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming On MAX!

>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley vs. AR Fox
>Tayjay, Thunder Rosa, & Queen Aminata vs. Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford in an All Star 8-Woman Tag Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Shane Taylor
>We'll Hear From Timeless Toni Storm Live!
>And More!

** 21 Days Out From All In Texas **

KINO ENTRANCE

Passionate unprotected sex with Willow while hologram watched from the rafters

HOLOGOAT

Taya got some fat tits but that hair is terrible

Toni's uncensored promo
https://x.com/DrainBamager/status/1936590590545969423

they broke the mold when they made taya

LOOK AT HIM GO BROS

>the /peedub/ representatives are a couple of zesty GEEKS
Guh. Rim.

>>18059243
Kek Taya getting more tv time over deonna

I'm always fearing they will break my little holographic luchador in two

>>18059231
It was uncensored on Triller feed.
What happens when they go out of business soon ? Triller is the most uncut/live feed of AEW TV you can get.

>>18059266
I wish they offered a no commentary feed that would be so cool

How come Hologram never turns intangible?

hopefully MxM and Taya benefit from the Hologram rub here and get on TV more

CHICKEN MAN

>>18059266
AEW could just upload it to their Youtube channel and social media pages uncensored and collect the ad revenue

>>18059266
Idk about yall but I actually enjoy the censoring. Makes shit sound funnier.

That one week where Willow wore that skirt was the hottest I've ever seen her

FROGGYBO FOR THE PIN

Small Penis Humilation with Kris

stupid sexy goth biker statlander

>>18059283
It actually feels naughtier with the censoring

Who would the Death Riders want Stat when they already have Marina?

welp no more hologram no more watch

Stat crushing Yuta's bussy with her powerful thighs

This Kris arc is kino ngl

DON'T EVER
EVER
TALK TO WHEELER LIKE THAT AGAIN

Stat will join death riders exclusively to bully Yuta

>WE CAN'T HEAR YOU chant
lmfao

>>18059304
DON'T EVER DISRESPECT MY SON YUTA LIKE THAT AGAIN

i wish i was yuta right now

Is statlander ever going to wrestle again?

Stat should join Buddy’s group.

what's stat's death rider gear gonna look like? will she be going braless as well?

don callis is the main character of aew

i pop for dons longass drone intro erry time

>>18059318
She's got nothing to go in a bra, bro
She better show them thighs though

>>18059318
Hopefully an all-too-revealing biker thong

U R BITCH

don callis family power creep is getting to be a bit much

Trump just bombed Fordow

>>18059340
it feels like almost every heel is in the family now kek

>You can almost smell the diverticulitis coming out of his mouth.
KEK

What does diverticulitis smell like?

damn they aired it twice

>>18059340
He needs to trim the fat a bit. Why is Lance Archer even in it

>>18059318
BARE
FEET

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport.

>>18059318
It is mandatory for DR

>>18059348
i suspect this will result in a heel-on-heel feud when they inevitably approach the death riders about it

What is it with everyone feuding with Tony S recently

>>18059346
no big deal

>>18059323
It's the brown noise.

>>18059361
I want her to step on me and call me names so badly

IBUSHI LOOKING JACKED

chicken man on my tv set AGAIN!!!

HOLY SHIT IBUSHI

THE STEM CELL SCAM TREATMENTS WERE A SUCCESS

BRISCOE PULLING DOUBLE DUTY BABYYY

MORE CHICKENMAN
BASED

KOTA IBUSSY
HE'S ALIVE?!??

IBUSHI IS #ALLELITE

IBUSHI!

I'M KENNY OMEGA'S FRIEND
KENNY OMEGA'S FRIENDS WW@

HIMBO BROS WE WON

Kota back to his junior heavyweight look

Kota Ibushi is about to kill any interest I have in AEW. I predict he will self KWAB with the next 3 months.

Ibushi looking jacked brother. He must be cycling again as God intended

He looks like he is in good shape. Dont trust his ankle tho

where is his bicycle

IBUSHI IS BACK
AND HES BACK IN SHAPE

IBUSHI DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHIT?

>>18059372
in her native tongue I don't understand

mmmmmm those were some pure strikes baby

Must’ve asked buddy for roids

>>18059392
shane taylor promotions took it on their way out

If Ibushi starts moving like he was in 2020 I'll probably cry

HE'S BACK
KAMEN RIDER RETARD IS HERE
AND HE GOT A CLUE
SWEET GEORGIA BROWN

>>18059260
Almost like losing weight works

>>18059401
lol

holy shit this guy is a dimeless retard

>>18059387
Clearly you are not a sicko.

>>18059387
But that just makes it must see TV now
How will he do it?
How dumb will it be?

The US is about to enact the draft and all males ages 18 to 30 are going to war with Iran, and you guys are watching pro wrestling?

>>18059409
he's not dimeless but he is a retard which makes him based

>>18059415
Damn it feels good to not be American

Golden Lovers vs Okada and probably like Rocky to take the pin should main event Dynamite 300.

>>18059409
Monitor.
On.
NOW.

ibushis little strike sequence looked like snakes goofy CQC strikes from peace walker

>>18059401
>shane taylor promotions
i shoot didn't know who this was

>>18059425
He kept us waiting uh

>>18059426
it was the gambling nogs from earlier. i forget about them as soon as they're off my tv set

>>18059401
kek
They should shoot a short video for social media of them doing that

>>18059415
Nothing.
Ever.
Happens.

>>18059418
Yup

>>18059431
>nogs
we don't use that type of rhetoric here brother

how is jd drake still employed

>>18059418
He's right about books man.
They put images into your head that weren't there before.
They are Evil.
Do not trust them.

Big Bill is criminally underutilized

>>18059440
He's fucking DIMES and the Michaels

We love you Christian!

YUNG BUSSIN'
AND HIS MOMMA BIG BUSSIN'

SOLO SIKOA HAS DIED

Nigel's pronunciation of Christian's name always makes me smile

NICK WAYNE'S BROS WW@

>>18059438
that's our kota

DAD! YOU'RE BACK!

>>18059457
NICK WAYNE'S MOM
HAS GOT IT GOIN ON

>>18059457
i'm sorry nick, but i'm gonna jerk it to your mom again

Christian is one of two men on this show with actual character (the other is the brisco bro)

Who's this random dude on the left

Nick Wayne and Christian Cage's Tag Team name should be Nick Cage

Is momma wayne like that?

I am Nick Wayne’s father

>>18059479
afraid so

SEND JUNGLE BOY

>>18059479
she's loyal to her man (christian)

>>18059472
Why do you have this saved?

>>18059470
Imagine the relentless ribbing he must have gotten from both his high school horny teenager friends and then all the dudes in locker rooms ribbing him about his MILF mom

>>18059479
You tell me.

Send Bowens to ROH
Push Max Caster

I fell off The Weeknd

>>18059479
She's done a ton of modelling in the past. Still does I think.

GEEZ FUCK OFF BRITNEY. TWO GAY MEN ARE TALKIN HERE

>>18059487
Why do you?

Ricochet just coming back from carrying Volador Jr. to a decent ahh match

>>18059472
I'll never understand why do people ruin their ears like this.

>Do you want me to turn into Max Caster
Bowens wishes he was over like Max lmao

SPEEDBALL

Speedball's theme is based

>>18059508
He was dickholemaxxxing

>>18059511
I mean Max set the bar high, he is the best wrestler alive, as the chants say

>>18059528
many people say that

TONY SCHIAVONNE
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME
EVERY DAY
"RICOCHET WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP MAKING STUPID POSTS ON TWITTER"

Diving arm drags are the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Rick O'Shea doesn't look Irish to me.

Big Samoan nigga got lean
Fed callin?

>>18059547
rick is a lucky man

>>18059549
Trips needs MORE Samoans

Buddy beat these guys!

>>18059549
believe it or not them coconuts are very picky on who's in the 'club'

>shoot Ricochet "a-HAAAA" pop
lmao

>>18059549
bishop kuan looks more ready for WWE than toa liona

>>18059555
>>18059562
THey stockpilin these niggas. Hikuleo still ain't made it out forward roll class. Or Lance Anoa'i or that other Fatu they hired recently.
Got me wonderin

Kevin Knight will be having 5-star bangers on a weekly basis by 2027

Never let Ricochet on commentary ever again.

>>18059582
nah his shitheel commentary is good
>DEY CHEATIN, YALL QUIT CHEATIN'

>>18059582
Rick is a made man. Retract your statement.

>>18059564
Go please help me cause I'm head over heels

>>18059589
The Donster is a jiggly bro confirmed!

>>18059592
Ricochet usually has his heels over his head when Samantha pegs him

Damn, it's like TK forgot he had an 8 woman tag to finish the show. Really starting it late ... I'm sure one team will already be in the ring.

>8 woman tag match
>8 minute main event
Alright Big T I see you

>>18059595
Trumps own fat old man ass jiggles more than both of them
Wretched ass muffucka

This is almost Ass vs Boob match

Thekla owes me sex, simple as

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WW@

Freaky European continental sex with Thex

is there any chance Thekla rises beyond being in ROH in 6 months?

4 minutes of this match is going to be entranced

i'm here to see aminata murder thekla

>>18059589
>I'm AEW guy, frankly. I like the AEW product. It's very good. And I like Tony, great work ethic. I may go to All In Texas, we'll see

>>18059622
Good.
I don't need to see them actually wrestle.

bayne?!

>>18059589
>Folks, have you seen Megan Bayne? Have you seen her? Absolutely incredible. She walks in, boom , it’s like Mount Rushmore just came to life, but better, because let me tell you, George Washington didn’t have those. Believe me. She’s yuge. YUGE. It’s like if Wonder Woman and a Greek statue had a baby, then sent that baby to the gym and gave her two bazookas.

>>18059617
Gonna have to wait in line I'm afraid

Billie player :P

>>18059626
>>18059629
lol

congrats on your two threads gents

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

FELLAS
I'M NUTTIN

thunder rosas anal warts on my face! i mean tv set!

>>18059603
>doesn't know about the 48 min overrun

>>18059637
Oh no Collision is nice and comfy? What a shame...

THANK YOU TK

Mina and her giant titties should've been in this match.

>>18059612
THE ETERNAL BATTLE RAGES ON
(it's tits btw)

Every lady in this match owes me sex.

I fucking hate Aminata's no selling ass.

>>18059653
Do you think Tony hugs them all when they arrive at the building?

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when they decided the 8 woman tag match would be the MAIN EVENT

one of the most retarded spots I've seen in a while

I’m goonin

>>18059637
>still seething
The promo that mindbroke the fragile piggie mind.

The most retarded spot of all time

>>18059660
its lonely at the top

>>18059664
Send the gooners home happy

that spot was fucking terrible. please stop that shit, it's not even worth the effort.

Is Starks a 10 trailer park girl?

>>18059658
>It's tits btw
He says this about a company packed to the brim with PAWGs

Why do these women owe you sex?
Have you paid for their services and/or well being? Did they say you could have sex with them?

Who was asking for a live action How to Train your Dragon? Was the original hat popular?

>>18059680
It's amazing how quickly Sammy's career died when he got with her

Buddy owes me tv time.

>>18059683
>get these sexy women off my screen reeeeeeeeee
[african voice] why are you gay? you are gay

>>18059684
>Was the original that popular
Yes
>Who was asking for a live action How to Train your Dragon
People who want money

>>18059679
The hottest trailer park girl ever

>>18059681
Are they breathing oxygen? Then they owe me sex.

>Thekla eyefucking the camera and making sexy faces upside down
hot

>>18059681
I have a coupon

Thekla still wrestling like she's in front of 200 people in a Japanese gym

>>18059694
she rules

>>18059685
can you blame him, I'd be busy with not pulling out instead of silly ass wrestling

>>18059685
If I worked with a guy who proposed to his girlfriend live on TV only to leave her and get some other chicken pregnant, he’d have heat with me brother

>>18059698
>>18059551
thats exactly what shes doing

Tony needs to put her on AEW TV regularly already

Guy what ever happened to Butcher and Blade?

>>18059702
KEK

>>18059705
The fell down the hole with the Bunny

>>18059704
This is the type of girl where my mind is telling me no, but my body...

>>18059705
Didn't Blade have a serious neck problem or something?

>Tony Khan counter-programming Trump
The Tonester does not kneel

I don't think Aminata and Thekla like each other. Like when Thunder Rosa and Deonna fought

>>18059705
i think its more a of a part time thing for butcher. i think he plays in a rock band

>>18059705
They're still on the roster. I think I saw the Butcher have a match like a couple of months ago.

>>18059719
you didnt see their previous match?

What does Billie have in her fanny pack?

the fuck was that? bitch just jumped up after the finisher like it was nothing. what is this shit???

Athena has such a good theme

>trump said god bless israel
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Rosa takes the pin
You LOVE to see it

>>18059719
I think Aminata is pissed that Tony is happy about his new toy and she's still doing jobs

>casino gauntlet at all in
cool

>>18059720
He plays guitar for the metal ore band Every Time I Die

And this is why tony doesn't do multi women matches

Billie Starkz looking trailer park hot

>>18059733
I like that. Should be their specialty gimmick match

>>18059720
>>18059735
he used to play for ETID but they broke up. I think he plays in another band?

>>18059738
Imagine the cigarette tasting kisses

>>18059738
She has a skinnyfat body that drives me wild.

>>18059680
We got a lil somethin for everyone in AEW.
It's a coomers buffet.

See you Thursday Colliders

>>18059717
many cases

>>18059790
based tonedog

>>18059720
his most dimes look. With the monocle and shit
Never should have shaved that skullet off. Leaned out too much as well, didn't have the same big barrel bralwer physique he had that fit the gimmick before.

>>18059729
What they voted for.
Fuck em

>>18059776
Dynamite first on Weds tho
see yall bros then