>>18064716I was an Edrone, which means I was fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I had no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing that made sense -- AEW.
I slammed my penis between two copies of Fight Forever. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, Big Biceps Tony!