Thread 18065302

Stylish, Hard /arrrr/ Players Edition

(The Captain defeated Riv after Riv botched a bump and put herself on the disabled list. 'ri has now won 3 straight 1v1's and has to be closing in on a title match soon! The Captain has been getting harrassed by Riv's army of poo's so if you see a stinky poo, make sure to slap the hell out of them for the Captain because Kairi is CUTE and SEXO and does not deserve to harrassed by nons.)

Previous: >>18025073

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18065302 (OP)
Kairi is CUTE

>>18065329
I hate penta
>>18065254
Kairi has a college degree and a dad. pretty much every other joshi was raised by a single mom and wasn't talented enough to be an idol and was too dumb to go to college

>>18065345
>Kairi has a college degree and a dad.
Does she have a Royal Rumble win? Or a WrestleMania win? Or a five star match?

>>18065345
The Captain is so smart!

>>18065318
why do they look like a couple?

>>18065438
and talented. she knows how to sing
https://www.reddit.com/r/stardomjoshi/comments/zslb9t/kairi_io_shirai_mayu_iwatani_jungle_kyona_and/

>>18065493
That's just how girls behave

>>18065522
DYKED

'ri has style

>>18065329
Poor smoll 'ri

>>18065302 (OP)
>>18066392
Love me some Kairi&Poi

>>18065318
I'm still hoping there are more photos from this vacation, if you know what I mean.

>>18065302 (OP)
I need a lazy, disinterested hand job from Saori.

>>18066429
Yes! From her left hand while she uses her right hand to text Poi about how bored she is!

>>18066392
Poi's cat looks just like mine.

>>18066412
They're based

>>18066733
that's an awesome looking cat. I'll share a pic of mine when she comes back inside.

>>18066376
broken hand 'ri
>>18066388
kek, at least Rhea was there to catch her

Post some dmg ctrl ris, i loved her makeup back then

>>18067385
What a classy lady

Less than 24 hours for Monday Night 'ri

>>18067908
Lovers

>>18066710
That's probably how it would play out, which would be OK. But if she was texting the Tropical Pineapple my feelings would be hurt.

who will kairi injure tonight?

>>18065353
kek none of that is important. Jay Uso has a rumble and I doubt he even finished high school. Also Becko has a rumble and mania and she never finished high school either

>>18068519
so you're basically saying retards with brawn > cuties with brain

>>18068409
It'll be Birb. Kairi & Becko are teaming up as The Big Bully Bitches. Gonna hit her with a simultaneous anchor & disarm-her until she pees herself.

>>18065541
POST KAIRI CAKES

>>18068658
Kairi would be the most over person on the board.

you just KNOW

>>18068658
God i love her face

>>18068658
What a handsome player

>>18065541
>>18068682
Young 'ri

>>18068883
shes nort rike dat~

>>18068409
Who is left on the roster for her to injure? Ivy?
also don't they have QotR matches. Kairi might not see action tonight

>>18068883
Kairi do like puppers

RAW card looking grim as fuck. We might only get like a 30 second Kairi and IYO segment if that

>>18070473
Yeah Raw looks weak af today

>>18070591
the roxy match looks like the only decent segment

>>18070648
roxanne is based but i don't trust her to carry jade

Come on guys we need to send our energy to the Captain for at least a segment on. Today's Raw

>>18071046
same

>>18071909
'ri' tushy

Anybody watching Monday Night 'ri?

kairi bros...

>>18073371
I'm, still not 'ri or Iyo segment

>>18073486
>>18073682
it's HOJOVER

>>18074373
ohh Kairi got a new telescope? What happened to her smaller, bedazzled telescope?

>>18074373
nice

No 'ri today lads but at least we got two new photos and she's looking amazing as always

>>18075996
I wonder if she had to fly out to ohio

>>18076069
She had a match on Main Event.

>>18076090
>jobbing on main event
>inb4 but she won
she's only had like 2 preshow dark matches in the wwe outside of sneed ever so being on main event is jobbing. it's for Ivy and the hog

>>18076090
Hopefully we get some videos
>>18076274
Looking amazing

>injured liv
>kota fired
>asuka and iyo don't want to team anymore
It might be over for Kairi

>>18077247
Asuka doesn't like IYO in kayfabe.
in Kayfabe Asuka is best friends with Kairi and IYO wants to impress Asuka but Asuka doesn't give a shit about IYO and only joined damage ctrl for kairi. No one is currently fucking with kairi so asuka doesn't need to help her

>>18076880
I want her to bite my neck like that

>>18076090
To be aired this weekend? Last Main Event was Giulia vs B-fab

>>18076880
grrrrr

>>18079631
Anyone know what episode of NXT this was from?

>>18079631
What a goofy player

>>18079961
If they put Kairi on Main Event they should've had her face Tatum so we could get more of this.

Kairi is going to be the centerpiece of the Iyo/Asuka feud.

>>18080372
custody of kairi ladder match?

>>18080599
Would be based. 'ri is light enough to hang above the ring too

>>18080599
No prize could be greater

Kairi in main event, she looks a bit emotional but happy

>>18082335
She loves wrestling so much!

>>18078295
>A pirate and a bear walk in to a bar.

>>18082335
Beautiful

>>18082335
divorced, but married to wrestling

>>18083287
You know it. >>18083102

>>18065302 (OP)
the one on the right is looking dangerously similar to a famous JAV/wrestling lady

>>18084782
Good friends, better enemies.

>>18082335
>kairi jobbing on main event with kross
sad

>>18083102
lol that shirt

>>18084793
The Captain have some very nice legs

>>18084793
>file not called chun 'ri

Why is Asuka going all in on the
>I never quit
I'm sure her injury hurt and was hard to rehab from, especially at her age, but she has to be pulling over a milly in yearly compensation.

Lol wtf I see a mass of deleted posts
What happened??

>>18086016
see>>18085334

>>18086243
lol at Janny seething over pitbulls

>>18065302 (OP)
>All three of these women have experience BWC.

The potato needs attention, quick hit the report button and ignore the fag.

>>18086719
what?

>>18087161
Kabuki Kino when?

page 9

>>18087161
Love me some Kabuki Warriors

Bumping for the Captain
Who's going to win this Saturday lads, the negro or Asuka?

>>18089036
Saori either looks like a sexy, unattainable woman or a cute granny you meet in the library and ask out on a date and she accepts, like in this pic.

>>18090332
jade's awful performance vs roxanne will totally make them reconsider having her win... right?
god i can't believe that asuka is about to job out to this talentless bitch so she can be the worst world champion ever

>>18090332
the only way Asuka wins is if naomi interferes

>>18090812
Kairi and Iyo wear white because they are pure

>>18090849
Pure SEXO i mean

>>18090849
Schoolgirl 'ri is a cute! CUTE!

>>18091082
Very

>>18091739
cheese

>>18091739
Handosome players

> 7 cm penis phil pushed a kid
does he hate kids more than Kairi "I'm going to intentionally not throw kairi bucks to children" Sane?

>>18091739
Cheese is so based

>>18093495
>retires your favorite wrestler
>makes ur kids cry
Punk wishes he could be a sociopath on the level of shooter 'ri.

>>18093495
It was on her eye patch side. She shoot didn't see them. She already lacks peripheral vision from being asian.

>>18094858
>'ri doesn't know the matches are works
>>18095635
she's done it multipipe times lol

>>18095635
>>18096367
Yea I feel like Kairi has been pretty consistent with her coin denial. It's obviously intentional.

>>18096489
there is video evidence of her throwing a coin at pat but there is no video evidence of a single child receiving a hojo coin

>>18096518
She lacks peripheral vision. Don't be such a chud

>>18094858
Great photo

Posting more 'ri

>>18097551
Yea love Kairi sporting a big pirate's grin

>>18097426
Nah she's purposefully keeping the value of Kairi bucks sky-high with artificial rarity. I'm glad those filthy urchins ain't devaluing the worth of my dubloons. Based Kairi looking out for her high rollin' merch-buyin' fans

>>18097426
I swear one of the times she came out and only threw the coins on the side with no kids and another time she came out, threw a good throw on the no kids side and then a shit throw where all the coins landed on the ramp on the kid's side

>>18099481
isn't that the eye with the eye patch on it?

>page 9
who is having a melty now?

>>18101825
the trancord is melting over cm punk being a saudi loving bitch

>>18101825
Wheels

>>18101921
he do love sucking blood cock

>>18099481
Based 'ri

>>18103110
That blood money must hit different

I wish Kairi was in Saudi so she could get a pop like Asuka got.

>>18105011
Did they really pop for Asuka? Haven't watched yet. I'm still pissed at them for not giving Kairi a pop when she returned at Crown Jewell

>>18105011
that's where kairi returned and she didn't really get a good pop unfortuantely

>>18105067
asuka got a legit gigapop, they cheered her bigly the whole time and booed jade every second she was speaking

>>18105096
>they cheered her bigly the whole time and booed jade every second she was speaking
Maybe I have been too harsh on the Saudi's. They can be very based sometimes.

>>18105323
the moggenning is real

>>18105240
They do not like black people

Kairi's pancake butt

>>18065302 (OP)
Love these sexo players

>>18105323
>that one girl giving a thumb's up instead of a peace sign
why did she do it?

'ristart

>>18105843
They're just based enough to be vocal about it...like them Puerto Rican's booing Bianca and cheering Iyo

>>18107215
Nobody likes them lol

>>18100713
If Kairi gestured at me like this, I could do anything. Take on the whole empire myself, even.

>>18105843
same

>>18106686
More like RESET my refraction period

>>18107209
Kino players

>>18109639
'ri looks disappointed

The hogcord is MALDING today for some reason

Phil and BMJ are having a 5 star banger. Board is gonna be crazy

>>18113443
>Phil and BMJ are having a 5 star banger.
nice sarcasm

>>18113721
Was a great match

>>18114598
kek no it wasn't it sucked ass
get a clue

>>18114677
Why was it bad?

>>18114778
They moved ins ub- slow motion, they were sloppy, ten million run ins, ref bump, the usual lazy WWE main event booking shit.

>>18115016
It was a fun match you are just a flip loving faggot

>>18107203
Miyu's a bit of a spud, please understand.

>>18115292
No it was a bad match and you're just a no standards having slop lover.

>>18115409
Big dimes Phil got ya bubbling hoggers

all the antis were confirmed brown and indian

>>18065302 (OP)
Newcomer to /arrrr/
If feel that Kairi is better suited to Japan and should go back. I don't dislike her in WWE but her talent is not being fully utilised and I don't think WWE has any plans for her past Iyo's accomplice.

>>18116531
Good morning sir! This is not the place for you.

>>18116531
She should retire, she fucking sucks.

Me? I'm a 'ritard

>>18116860
she should 'ritire lol.
I'll show myself out.

>>18117057
Same

>>18117057
>>18117758
Same here I'm 'ritard for this CUTIE

>>18117758
I have that shirt too

why is the board going so fast on a random sunday ?

>>18120404
Spark show is coming up. Massive engagement.

>>18118085
This is my kute kaptain Kairi.

wow she actually had a decent match for once

>>18121195
Link?

>>18121208
00e53a7045396c021defe9fcc81f6b8f8a76a0ee

>>18121195
main event? I feel like Ivy would be fine with working stiff with Kairi

>>18119515
lol yea I was happy with my sweet new Damage CTRL shirt. Then they immediately fell apart. Seemed like Iyo was trying to be friendly with Asuka but she shat on that.

>>18121195
It was a good match. And Kairi was getting bulk pops too. I don't really like her turquoise outfit though.

>>18121764
I love Kairi in anything she chooses to wear

>>18122039
lol don't try to out-simp me. I'd love her in a potato sack. Some blues just ain't as appealing as others, is all.

Will Kairi choose Iyo or Asuka?

'ri & Asuka together tomorrow on Monday Night' ri?

>>18122306
Kairi loves her nee-san Iyo, so her.

Watch out lads is Hojo the killer

>>18123645
I don't doubt she'd shoot choose Iyo, but I could see her kayfabe siding with Asuka. The Kabukis ain't done yet. And Iyo+Rhea still seems to be a thing.

>>18123648
Ice cold killer Hojo

>>18123543
I hope they have at least one big reunion hug before drama unfolds

>>18121752
in kayfabe Asuka only cares about herself and kairi and only joined damage ctrl to protect kairi

It's time for some Monday Night 'ri tonight!

the kairi hater lives in a homeless shelter and cant turn on the lights because he shares a room with other homeless

>>18126752
he's asleep now (euro hours), passed out covered in his own drool and shame

anybody have a link to Kairi's match on Main Event?

>>18127744
might be on the cock

Kairi's vignette said she is coming for ALL THE GOLD! IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!

Kairi chads there was a beautiful video package just now.

'ri promos are awesome hell yeah the Captain is so back

>>18127744
it is on WWE youtube page

>>18129182
they even cut lyra's entrance for this promo package, Kairi is getting a push bros

>>18127744
It's on YouTube, it's the first match
Main event June 28 i think

>>18126120
Kairi kino imminent!

>>18129195
Nope jobber for Becky

>>18129221
That culo Blanco girl is cute but i hope Kairi kicks her ass

>>18129221
>>18129304
I replied your post by mistake lad but yeah GO 'RI

>>18124820
Original unsalted Kairitos and salsa for lunch

That spicy lil' chiquita Roxie wants revenge for Liv and has Kairi in her sights. HOT POCKET FIGHT!

>>18129182
Based big budget promo. Kairi standing in front of the storm was kino

>>18130065
It's a battle of the smol I'm looking very forward to.

does kairi get a real match at evolution or battle royal? also kairi straight up sat on buttsharpie's face during the pin on main event

>>18130590
there's another Raw team to be part of the tag team title match at Evolution. Could be the Kabuki Warriors since Raw doesn't really have any other teams. Though with Bliss and Charlotte in the match, they're most likely winning.

>>18130629
>putting the belts on two singles wrestlers instead of a tag team AGAIN
what the actual fuck is the point of these belts

>>18130755
>what the actual fuck is the point of these belts
there hasn't been a point to them for a while now since they just freebird rule any time someone gets injured. First with Jade and now with Liv, both within the last year.

>>18130669
Kino

>>18130669
New OP for the next Thread?

>>18130755
Kek dis cat though

>>18130928
Yea I feel like the entire womens tag division fell apart without the Kabukis

>>18130669
NOT PICTURED: when kairi is looking through her spyglass, she sees a title on the other end. but it's not the intercontinental title, it's the world championship. she even says she'll have "all" the gold.
many think asuka will turn on iyo during the rhea match so iyo doesn't have to lose clean and they can build to summerslam. but what if it's kairi, that turns in exchange for a title match from rhea down the line?

>>18131930
Yea I noticed she was scoped in on Iyo's belt. I can't see her turning on Iyo at all though. She was also talking about not 'running from the storm', which makes me think she'll face Jade at some point.

>>18130629
the raw team is probably the bellas

ngl, I was worried we were done for after Kairi murdered Liv. But she's still getting wins and that promo on raw was fire. The Kairi push is still happening!

Why is Kairi sitting directly on buttsharpie's face?
>>18127744
it's on the cock and
https://x.com/KotasIdiots/status/1938979473380270191

>>18129165
she was specifically looking at IYO's belt too
>>18129195
based, maybe they are aborting the hog like they aborted the fat vikings

>>18130065
>>18130088
>>18129304
based midget fight. Roxy was decent with Kairi

>>18129182
>>18130087
it was based, what's the significance of the "storm"?

>>18130755
originally is was so bagley and sashit could have 2 belts at once and so they could have a midcard belt for bagley and sashit to wear when they weren't in the main title picture

>>18131861
Wouldn't IYO, Kairi and Asuka (and I guess giulia) have the most tag experience in the promotion due to the fact stardom and the joshi scene in general hides a lot of matches behind tag and 6 girl matches where as all the "top girls" who came up through nxt came up as solo wrestlers

>>18132446
yeah she's on the evolution poster and I guess she's feuding with culo connection

>>18132807
It's possibly a reference to Jade. Or the shitstorm after she pasted Zoey & Liv. But most probably it's just a nautical metaphor to tell us she is ready to fight.

>>18132827
>top left
best spot though amirite?

>>18132782
It's her new signature move - The bike-rack. The Choc-nose.

>>18133143
she's punching natty in the head

>>18132782
imagine the smell

>>18132782
nice

>>18132782
Lucky girl

>>18130629
The Raw team will be Nattie and Maxine.

>>18135863
>ywn wake up next to Kairi and she gives you a gaze and smile like this

>>18135863
>>18135870
BASED WEBM guy. Are you going to do main event? Kairi LITERALLY sits on Ivy's face

So she going back to piracy? They should change her finishing move name to the utorrent. lol
I'll show myself out.

>>18135882
probably

>>18135890
based

>>18132807
jade is "the storm" because she cosplays as storm from marvel

>>18135916
>>18135925
thanks
>>18135919
Jade doesn't have a belt and Kairi hasn't interacted with jade since crown jewel

>>18135930
jade is about to have a belt when she dethrones tiffany and for some reason whenever they've been in a ring, kairi and jade have chemistry, which is weird because that sounds like that should end horribly but it doesn't

>>18136385
Kairi is just that good inna ring

>>18135863
>>18135870
>>18135880
>>18135908
>>18135900
based - thanks!

>>18132807
99% it means battle / hardship / challenge and not jade, because the writers are retards and forgot there is a wrestler that refers to herself as the storm

kairi was mentioned on NXT tonight

>>18136858
by who and in what context?
>>18136748
based kairi writing her own promos and making her own cgi vidya

>>18136858
an honorable mention?

Is she gonna be the new NXT women's champion?

>>18136898
>>18136976
they were talking about evolution 2 and mentioned that kairi walked into evolution 1 as the champion but didn't leave as champion
they of course did not mention who took it off of her (shayna)

>>18137202
shayna cheated

>>18135916
CUTE & Thank you webm Chad

>>18135908
CGI KAIRI

>>18135890
I LOVE MY PIRATE PRINCESS!!!!!

>>18135890
I dont think hhh liked liv very much, kairi carried out the hit and is now reaping the benefits

>>18132782
giwtwm

>>18137695
>>18138813
cute and funny

>>18139012
yeah he doesn't like that Lib isn't a tranny

we need Kairi x One Piece collab to force a push, everyone send the clip to the OP stars and SM accounts

>>18138510
Many are thinking this

>>18140297
SEXO 'ri

Seeing as they had it in her video package, I'm hope Kairi keeps the passing out the doubloons gimmick and is more generous with them.

>flags of the enemy nations of mexico and california
the other flags are cool

>>18140533
They should sell 'ri bux

>>18141045
surprised they dont already

>>18140533
are they like fake plastic coins? they should be the foil covered chocolate coins. would get her over HUGELY with the kids if she stops intentionally ignoring them.

>>18142469
I'm pretty sure they have a nice stockpile of gelt at the TKO HQ, so they can ship Kairi a couple of boxes to toss some to the fans at Raw.

>>18142469
They should make them metal

Tg2tp

>>18141045
>>18141866
They did back in the day

>>18140421
kek Kairi seems like the type to go back and make a scene. They might give her 2 fries as compensation.

>>18145077
I saw the Riddler when he came out to wrestle the locals at my backwater drinking establishment. He was really funny.

>>18142469
that would be based too
>>18145077
thanks webm guy

Wedding ring bros, not like this

>>18140421
tfw

>>18145658
Big lesbian energy

>>18145658
Iyo gave it to her

>>18145658
I fear Kairi's grapefruit drink would not agree with me. But Iyo's tropical concoction looks very nice.

>>18145658
For the love of god, Kairi is going to spill her drink!
I fear Kairi's grapefruit drink would not agree with me. But Iyo's tropical concoction looks very nice.

>>18146689
I thought that was blood orange, either way the captain is a college educated player who knows all about fluid dynamics

>>18144304
>mfw I get one of these coins
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jy9sHTFp7D8

>>18147639
I suppose you're right. The captain is a famous boozer, after all.

>>18147943
Kek based 'ritard

how she do that?

>>18135880
>>18135890
>>18135900
>>18135908
>>18135916
have they posted this to youtube yet?

>>18149540
I don't think so but i found it on X
https://x.com/SkaiRanger/status/1940093304689057821

Thanks webm bro.

>>18151777
trips

>>18151777
thanks webm guy

>>18151795
fucking mega based lol

last

>>18151795
SNIFFFFFF

>>18151795
I need this lads

>>18152210
same...I wonder if Ivy even understands how privileged she was to be hit with such a maneuver

>>18151812
thanks!

>>18151726
nice

>>18151795
Question? Does Kairi bleach her asshole like Ivy does?

>>18152316
I would volunteer to check

>>18151749
Looks like Kairi is taking no chances looking at the size of that pastie.

from the way back machine.

>>18153617
based and 'risponsible 'ri

>>18155351
Smart 'ri is so hot

>>18155351
>>18156063
Why is 'ri wall proof?

>>18156160
poor dakota, she deserves a good man

>>18156722
get zesty eddie instead

>>18152299
pushing your pancake ass into the PAWG player's face as a humiliation ritual... kairi is truly a master of in-ring psychology

>go into kabuki
>some fag gets nuked and all his posts deleted for arguing with someone who claims to be god
>mfw

>>18157595
Wtf?

>>18157601
fuck it's even better, the posts got nuked at the same time as this cuck >>18156463
Asuka schizo is real

>>18157616
I thought he had been behaving himself lately?

Why does the archive of this thread have over 370 posts right now ?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18065302/

>>18157684
some of those are asuka schizo and some are mine because I got the janny on /k/ mad because I posted a thread about bong bitches jobbing to Daniel Morgan at Cowpens and they/them no gunz bong janny don't want none

>>18157727
You are a wild man

Kairi is so fucking based

>>18157809
based shooter 'ri

>>18157649
he was seething over trannymite jobbing to HGTV apparently

>>18157738
>>18157727
>calling yourself "a wild man" and sucking yourself off like this
grim existence

NEW THREAD
>>18157926
>>18157926

>>18157936
Take your meds retard