Thread 18066492

Oh brother

>>18066492 (OP)
Buddy has officially lost the cringe award.

>>18066492 (OP)
Who did he say "hi" to? Chelsea?

>>18066492 (OP)
He probably celebrates "john Cena shout-out day" every year going forward.

>>18066492 (OP)
yikes

I hope this answers everyone who asks "why has he never been recalled?"
Fucking geek.

>>18067102
zack ryder gimmick was geeky as fuck and i have no idea how it ever got over. it's as bad as the yeet man to me. i don't like to see people who got over organically get buried or anything but god damn ryder fucking sucks so i couldn't feel too bad.

>>18066492 (OP)
What's so cringe about this?

>>18066492 (OP)
Yeah that brother starvin

>>18066492 (OP)
I can see why Vince buried him

>>18068763
Begging you to lose some weight

Yo John get me a job

>>18067090
Unironically going in my compilation of Shrek cringe compilation memes. RIP Steve Dillon this is good shit pal.

>>18066492 (OP)
At least post the link, fag.
https://x.com/WrestleTalk_TV/status/1936923004476293214?t=toPvFVntIndLWV6xtYhS9w&s=19

>>18066492 (OP)
I PIPA BOMB YOU
YOU PIPA BOMB ME

>>18066492 (OP)
Yeah, I think I understand Vince now. In hindsight, burying this tryhard geek was the right move.

>>18068763
WWE did everything they could to punish & humiliate him on national TV, treated him like shit for years on end and they very clearly want nothing to do with him since releasing him, yet he continues to sniff around them like an abused puppy. I can't specifically describe why, but everything he does is majorly eye-rolling.

>Been sucking off WWE hard for years to try get re-hired
>They completely ignore him and even sign his gf instead

>Given 3 short term opportunities in AEW
>Completely failed to get over during any of them

GCW is his level

>>18069516
He said on an interview that his AEW matches were received well in the back and then Tony just stopped responding to his calls lmao

I legit love how mad Matt makes people just by being a success outside of WWE. They can’t accept that the company was wrong, so they have to gaslight themselves for a decade+ that this guy that’s selling out venues all around the world actually sucks and nobody cares about him, lol

Biggest draw on the indies and it isn’t particularly close. Sells out his merch table at every show.

Do you make thousands of dollars of tax-free income every night you work?

>>18069557
Fuck off Matt

>>18068763
Because it's all he does. He's been doing this shit for years. He looks desperate for attention from WWE and has practically been on his hands and knees begging them to take him back.
Normally i'd say it's a good thing for someone to push themselves a bunch and get out there into the view of the wider audience, but this guy just seems like such a geek when he does it.
Now he's got a hint of attention from WWE, you bet your ass he's gonna mention this every chance he gets. "Oh hey, cena mentioned me on TV, why am I not involved in the storyline yet?"

>>18069557
Working for GCW and his story about bleeding all over his hotel room sounds miserable. Not to mention his repeated assurance that he would go back to WWE if they'd have him, keyword: If. Sorry, I'm not convinced he's happy, broski.

>>18068966
holy shit thank you all these faggots saw the vid but not one wanted to link it

>>18069566
>>18069516
>>18067102
If you legit can’t tell that Matt is in final talks with WWE you’re a bigger mark than anyone, lol. Triple H’s WWE is calculated and planned. John fucking Cena is not going to mention Matt’s name for no reason

>>18069579
Oh man, guess that means Cesaro and Dolph Ziggler are on their way back then as well huh? After all it's all so calculated and planned! No way he'd just mention them for no reason.

why is/was matt so persona non-grata to the larger organizations? seems like an acceptable in ring guy, good lookin guy, can talk, eager yet WWE wont sign. him AEW wont either. I dont think he's even tried to do a G1 or anything? seems weird

>>18069597
He's gotta be annoying as fuck backstage or something.

>>18069591
I mean, yes? Ziggler is already a WWE-adjacent talent in TNA, just like Matt.

>>18069557
Every agrees he got treated like shit and WWE are retards. People were into his indie god gimmick in the beginning. The problem is that he genuinely sucks WWEs dick any chance he gets and it's not character work, he's just a massive simp.
>John fucking Cena is not going to mention Matt’s name for no reason
Cena mentioned his name along with Cesaro & Ziggler. It was a reference to an interview punk had before wrestlemania 29. He's just rehashing what Punk said during their last feud and turning it on him.

>>18069506
Kek he had Cody in aew and still couldn't get a fucking job. Kept saying
>I don't know why they refused to give me a contract I asked multiple times

>>18069557
Imagine having to set up a little plastic table with photos of yourself and home screen printed t-shirts with your name on begging people to buy them that routinely shit themselves at the event.
The little fold out table is forever named the cuck table.

>>18069557
Everyone agrees he got treated like shit and WWE are retards. People were into his indie god gimmick in the beginning. The problem is that he genuinely sucks WWEs dick any chance he gets and it's not character work, he's just a massive simp.
>>18069579
>John fucking Cena is not going to mention Matt’s name for no reason
Cena mentioned his name along with Cesaro & Ziggler. It was a reference to an interview punk had before wrestlemania 29. He's just rehashing what Punk said during their last feud and turning it on him.

>>18067206
He got over cause if you messaged him he’d send you free shit. Half his YouTube videos were instructions on how he could send you a signed trading card. Much like bucks he creates parasocial relationships and wasn’t actually over in a traditional sense. I really respect wwe for almost never pushing him and not normalizing his behavior. People hate Logan Paul but Ryder was the same shit, reactions to him on tv had to do with his online activities, not because of his on tv performances.

>>18069557
trvke

>>18067206
It was kind of a time and place thing. He was the first guy to get himself over on Youtube/social media. And it was a time when Vince and WWE were preaching about how important it was to get yourself over on your own time and he did exactly that and then... they just buried him because he wasn't who Vince actually wanted over.

>>18069557
>we're supposed to think this isn't Matt

>>18069817
Implying Matt would waste his time in this shit hole

>>18069817
Matt can barely read or spell, maybe Chelsea transcribed it for him and posted