Thread 18069618

>RAW Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA

* Goldberg Appearance
* Seth Rollins Appearance
* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley

>RAW Last Week's Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd83a5zhUW0

>Goldberg tells Roman Reigns he’s the next Universal Champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMv5TECP8oo

>>18069618 (OP)
NO BIRB

>>18069618 (OP)
grim

Surly Buddy appears. In the audience.

>>18069775
*surely
I win.

>>18069618 (OP)
I hope Cody beats the fuck out of Jey Uso

>>18069618 (OP)
Bayley is so hideous

Just found out I'm gay...

>>18069618 (OP)
Definitely excited to see how this story with Becky and Bayley and Lyra develops. I'm assuming it'll become a triple threat at Evolution, and that'll be dimes.

>>18069618 (OP)
Why do they both look like Rocky Horror Picture Show extras?

>>18069618 (OP)
>interrupted by Gunther
>interrupted by Sami
>interrupted by Sneed
>codywinslol
>interrupted by Naomi
>interrupted by birb

Sure look forward to another week of no conclusions

>>18069618 (OP)
>* Goldberg Appearance
This match would be way funnier if it happened at Saudimania and he went over Gunther clean in less than 60 seconds
>* Seth Rollins Appearance
Vid rel
>* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
Dimes
>* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
meh
>* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
meh
>* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley
nah

Roasting pork tenderloin and veggies for dinner. Finna pick up a sixer of Yuengling's.

>>18069963
>Vid rel

>>18069777
No, Surly Buddy, that's Buddy's new gimmick

>>18070179
I’m not your Buddy.

>>18070182
You are now, Buddy :)

>>18069963
>Vid rel

>>18070201
Me when buddy isn’t on my screen.

>>18070144
Cut me some slack, I was trying to short HIMS on the deadcat bounce.

>>18069618 (OP)
>* Goldberg Appearance
Goldberg will always be dimes, strong start of the show!
>* Seth Rollins Appearance
Seff is another guaranteed dimes draw, very strong start!
>* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
Two fun and entertaining wrestlers with very different styles, a must watch match!
>* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
Not many can pull a babyface vs babyface match but Jey Uso and the Codester are two of the greats, surely to deliver a great show and the highlight of the night!
>* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
Present and future of Women's Division, showcasing two clever and young stars that will dominate in the next few years. Great match!
>* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley
Fuck this and everyone involved in this feud, I can't even pretend to hype this shit.

>>18069618 (OP)
>* Goldberg Appearance
>* Seth Rollins Appearance
>* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
>* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
>* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
>* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley
Jesus christ, what a fucking terrible show. Literally the roxy match is the only draw and even that will be ass because it's jade

>>18069956
deport this faggot back to gayEW

>>18070266
Maybe you just hate wrestling.

>>18070272
This. Let’s trade him for Buddy.

>>18070288
penta sucks, seff sucks, goldberg is 80, becko sucks, bagley sucks, cawdy sucks gayuso sucks

>>18070300
Well you should definitely continue watching it and being emotionally invested in it instead of doing something else.

>>18070302
I'll prob watch it tomorrow and fast forward through all the gay shit

Can't wait for my weekly 3 minutes of Kross!

>>18069618 (OP)
sounds based

>>18069806
That's what it'll probably be, yeah. Birb is gonna run in for a DQ to set up a match for Evolution most likely.

I'm praying to the spirits of Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Bret Hart that Jade doesn't go over tonight

>>18069618 (OP)
grim, wheres IYO

>>18070858
Who?

>>18070858
Dead hopefully.

wait i just realized. wasnt trish suppose to be on slopdown??

>>18070773
>Lyra as a heel
Yikes

>>18070773
hopefully she starts looking like this after turning heel

WWE is scheduled to make a statement an hour or so before RAW tonight that Night of Champions is changing venues and will be held at an Arena in the Tri-State area. The date of the show is not changing but they will be selling tickets at a discounted price to fill the arena ASAP.

>>18071067
She's been a heel before, just not in WWE. Still I don't know if they'll go that far with it. She might just be a grittier version of Lyra which I think will be cool.

>>18071224
>selling tickets at a discounted price to fill the arena ASAP
Lol WWE is so ice cold they have to give tickets away to get people to attend

>>18069618 (OP)
WWE in the mud

cody vs jey is extremely based. im very excited for it

>>18069627
>First post is birb
You birb faggots are a blight

>>18071434
>it’s ok when Iyofags do it

>>18069618 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1069rRqA0

Bros, why is Raw ass every week?

>>18069618 (OP)
>Oldberg wheezing for 20 minutes
>Zest Rawlings flounces about for a bit
>a midget vs the guy who cuts grass
>Lispy and a coconut contend for the nepobab award
>Who vs Who in the women's league
>two old crossdressers race to the wall, again

Nah. This is just sad. I'ma grill out instead.

Abyss and Janice in a WWE game
https://x.com/WWEgames/status/1937184937679131073

>>18069618 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzNVs_swJU

>>18071620
>FULL MATCH: Cruz del Toro vs. Karrion Kross: WWE Main Event, June 21, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4PdA3Xq3w

>>18070607
Wasn't he going to fight Sami Zayn? Or is that in Smackdown?

>>18069618 (OP)
I'm not watching until Liv comes back.

I miss her already

>>18071706
Take me back

>>18071675
Who do you even give a shit about that wrestles in 2025 if this is your opinion?

>>18071812
>>18071821
>inb4 it's a work

>>18071828
Wrestlers who are not old, gay, short, brown, or women.

>>18071932
>>18071939

How many bongs until Raw?

>>18071657
Me: You better not be ass again this week when I get in there
Raw:

>>18072015
It really do be like that don't it

>>18071710
kino match
>cruz acknowledging the big pop for kross
kek

should i stay awake till 2am to watch raw?

Why puke do you watch this when you could wait a couple days and watch a superior episode of Dynamite instead?

>>18070201
Be patient. Somebody will need to step up to Raquel and Roxanne for the tag belts. Rhea and Vaquer aren't doing anything. You do the math.

>>18071812
>>18071821
Dateless turbo nerds

>>18072195
she's cute, who cares about botches

>>18072195
Those early Kairi matches were mystifying. It was like she was concussed. She's not much better these days but it's at least an improvement.

>>18072203
What's Dynamite?

Don’t forget to say happy anniversary to Rhea!!

>>18072203
They might cancel Dynamite this week after we sic ICE on them.

On my way to the show! Will be my first time ever. Looks like it's gonna be a good one right?

>>18072319
Also do they usually do something off air after the main event ends? Because if the Becky match is main eventing I'll probably leave early

>>18072319
have fun big bro

>>18072367
when I went, they did a main event taping first then did a dark match after the raw taping

>>18072367
main event will surely be Cody vs Jey

>>18072319
That's awesome man, have a good time! Sometimes they do stuff after the main event, but usually these days I think they'll just have some warmup matches before the main show. After it goes off the air there'll probably just be a wrestler thanking everyone for coming out.

hey you fucking assholes answer my question >>18072184

>>18072488
What?

>no rhea
what's even the point? can't take another week with a dimeless, feudless, title-defenseless "champion"

>>18072184
ya

iyo is such a non fucking factor KWAB

Should I pick up Slim Jims and Fireball from the gas station before Raw starts?

>>18072601
ya

It's 106F degrees over here. I fucking hate summer.

>>18072618
>94 plus degree weather for the whole week
>it’s gonna rain for two days
OH GOD ITS GONNA BE A SWAMP

Who is Kari gonna kill this week?

>>18072641
billions

>>18072618
and we're only on day 2
imagine how hot it will be a month from now.

>>18072641
This week she accidentally injures Rhea.

>>18072618
If it's a dry heat. It's a bit more tolerable. But if you're anywhere else besides the southwest. It's a humid mess.

>>18072641
Ratings.

It appears that Night of Champions is saved.

>>18072641
Herself

>>18072689
honestly we are long overdue for a joshi suicide

>>18070257
Fucking mark

>>18070257
based mark

>>18072644
Are you spying me?

>>18072734
check him computer

>>18072367
there is quite literally 0 chance anything but cody/jey main events

>>18072742
So you're saying there's a chance

excited for tonights monday night ram. wonder how will they pivot the liv injury

Got UTI and it sucks. Can't afford the antibiotics for it at the moment. Shit is burning.

>>18072834
Dip it in some cranberry juice

>>18072834
Keep drinking fluids and try to stay active brother, you've got this, mind over matter

>>18072834
It might be herpes or crabs

>>18069618 (OP)
Whats the excuse as to why Iyo is not wrestling, AGAIN?

>>18072860
haitch doesnt book the champs on raw or smackdown

>>18072878
He does, it's just extremely rare and that rareness means title changes are on the table.

where are you guys from? belgradefag here

>>18072860
she's having an abortion

>>18072896
Phil got her pregnant?

>>18072860
all the sex with phil has her a bit tired

>>18072860
world champions don’t wrestle or defend their titles frequently so as to maintain the allure and prestige befitting a world title
having said that there is such a thing as too infrequent; she should have had maybe one defense between mania and now

Are we Pat-free for another week or is the sack of shit back?

>>18072912
afraid so

>>18072935
Pat-free, he's covering college ball.

>>18069618 (OP)
How do some of you (5 people) have the energy to watch this shit? Not even Cornette is watching this shit now

Good house.

>both debuted on the main bussy roster in 2020
>both got mega pushes out of the gate
>both have been the top women in the WWE for the past 2-3 years
When are we getting a one on one Mania match? This is like Cena vs Batista for women.

>>18072951
it’s June, there’s literally no college sports going on, what’s the deal?

>>18072960
I've been watching consistently since late 2014. It's just routine.

Kairi on preshow KWAB

Not a single happy anniversary post from rheadom shippers and lesbian Rhea shippers. FUCK THEM.

>>18072973
Some speculate next year.

>>18072996
KWABI SANE

>>18072973
who is the black one?

>>18072977
I think the real story is contract negotiations over the rights to show between ESPN and Netflix.

>>18072996
oh n-

>>18072996
Kys bird fag

>>18072998
Rhea prefers us more than twitter, remember that.

>>18072996
Against ivy nile.

>>18072996
>vs Ivy Nile
Give it to me straight bros: Does she suck (by women's standards anyways) or do they just have no idea how to use her because she's a smol mute?

>>18073053
She’s good in the ring but has the same problem Lyra does and doesn’t really have a character. But Lyra AT LEAST can rely on some sort of chant and “I’m a really baby babyface”.

>>18072996
Wow so she's getting demoted because shitters injure themselves? Nice job Haitch. God this fucking dumbass is ruining WWE

>>18073059
ivy is in a stable at least, but they need to do more vignettes/segments together

>>18073085
kairi sucks though

>>18073085
>>18073089
Marks like you fags are the reason of why this industry sucks and is full of bret hart cocksuckers

>War Raiders vs Theory and Waller
yucky

Time for another great episode of RAW.
In the meantime let's see what's been going on at AE-

should i do a hades 2 run now, surely the show starts with a seth promo so i wont miss anytihng

>>18073098
Holy piss break

>>18073103
if you play that fag shit you might as well stick to watching fag shit like AEW.

>>18073102
I wonder if any of their fans will ever be able to admit the damage they've done to Okada's legacy. Ibushi kinda fucked himself up though so you can't blame them for that.

>>18073102
>And the crowd goes mild

>>18073108
when did the right become triggered snowflakes

>>18073098
The New Day will interfere and allow Theory and Waller to win

>>18073116
he's right though, even without the political narratives that game attempts to push it's still a shit game

>>18073098
OOOOH BROTHER THESE GUYS STINK

>>18073117
>>18073105
It's the other ME match.

>>18073116
sir, i'm a communist.

>>18073124
Thank fuck

>>18073120
>political narratives that game attempts to push
insane that there is an entire generation of people this stupid. i knew the american education system was bad but sheesh

>>18073108
how about hades 1 though?

>>18073124
>Main Event
>It's dark matches before the show full of jobbers

>>18073137
it's the same fag game with the same fag art and the same fag gameplay, and it's played by the same fags. what do you think?

>>18073142
There's lots of names they could use for the c-show too

Buddy should replace theory and tag with
Waller haha.

>>18073150
>is so triggered by art that he can't enjoy an objectively great game
sad to see

I don’t like hades because they made aphrodite in love with Hephaestus. I’m so sick of them whitewashing that shit.

>>18073155
sadly, he got a career ending injury

>>18073161
Nah you did. I will not stop. This will
embolden me to continue my journey AHHHHHHHHH

>jade vs roxy
>jey vs cody
uhhhh Yeeeeet

>>18073053
she is good, just needs some character work and an angle she can generate some heat from

THEN

>>18073150
looking like kenny transmega if he was born with testosterone

4x4 I tint my windows up

We don't use the word,
Right E bros?

Roxy is a snack

YAAHOOO

Roxanne's thighs are incredible

I wonder what kind of drones WWE uses for those aerial shots

Becky is so fucking hot.

Is Columbus near New York?

>ugly trannies most likely the main event
HOLY GRIMOLA RATINGS ABOUT TO COLLAPSOLA

why does jade have a doll

Bo Dallas should be a Raw superstar while Uncle Howdy works Smackdown

YOU DA MAN SEFF

We gonna get Zest Rollins or normal Rollins tonight?

I LOVE WWE!!!

Seth Rollins is NOT cool

>>18072608
Too late, I didn't see your comment in time so I got locally made honey habanero sausage sticks and Miller High Life.

>>18073171
Jade and Cody win. WWE accidentally spoiled it

>>18073192
It's a new trend that's extremely popular among women. They buy boxes and its a random selection of what furry doll is inside. IRL gacha.

damn seff is so fucking over still lmao

Did Pat died?

>no Pat again
Bssed

Corey Gravesbros.... We can't stop winning...

This stable needs its own theme

so glad corey is back

>>18073205
I fucking hope so

>>18073191
You are completely retarded if you don't think Cody vs. Jey is not the main event

Think I need to jerk off.

I remember watching my friend push his mom to the ground and stomp the living fuck out of her when I was in middle school

i don't give a HOOOOT about seth faggit rollins on sytrrr=asdasf

its crazy to see la knight involved in an actual main event angle

COREY GRAVESBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>LA Knight is out indefinitely
kwab, enjoy your future endeavors and remember to beg Billy Big Tunes for a job because TNA sure as fuck aint takin ya back

>>18073205
he tooked a couple of days off kek

>>18069618 (OP)
Becky is the anti-dimes equation

I think it's time to ban chanting on arenas

erm why are they singing the heels song?

>>18073205
is he back on football shit? I hope so

>>18073219
We've been eating good my fellow Corey Gravesbro

>>18073218
New to this game
He feels like a slept on star. Genuine best in the biz. Is he an old number 1 guy or is he new?

>>18073205
I hope so

why is a heel encouraging the crowd the chant for him

Seth is just copying what Roman used to do and putting his own personal faggotry on it.

LA Knight is dead.
He will be reborn as Washington D.C. Knight

>>18073224
Sethypoo is over now that he stopped dressing like a high fashion pride parade and started acting badass again.

Bronlet looks so tiny. Heyman is taller than him for fucks sake.

Friendly reminder that Seff is not over. The theme and ONLY the theme is over.

>LA Knight is out indefinitely with a bruised sternum and separated rib cartilage

must be a work to sell tsunami

I miss messiah Seth. And buddy.

>>18073222
She needs to get a clue

>cheering the heels

The meme needs to stop

CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK

based seff calling out the schizo crowd

>Fag when they want to rough up the voice to look manly
Every single time, zetsy rollers exposes himself as a fag who married becky hogan to look straight.

>>18073228
LA Knight has had multiple chances at the top of the game, but could never put it all together until he came back to the WWE this most recent time. It's kinda like Drew or Cody having to leave in order to get a clue, and come back dimes.

This is it bros...this is where Seth changes his song through a promo...

>>18073232
rumor has it, he is getting a valet named Knight Rider

FICKLE CROWDS

Based seff, pick a side faggots

>>18073237
He's getting big pops right now
>>18073240
She needs to retire and go raise her baby properly. Hagmaxing and burying the women's roster isn't more important than raising her child.

He's right fuck all those casuals in the crowd. Where were they when we had tarps?

>>18073244
They’re just wrestling fans having fun

>>18073235
I just wish he would bring back a little of that old Tyler Black FIRE and start curbstomping nignogs once again.

So what exactly does Heyman do in this stable? At least he had chemistry with Roman and the Bloodline...

And fags on the seats are even fans?
Also
>Copying cena

Is the Wyatt Family fucking with the feed?

BAU BAU

>seething about the tarps when he was the top guy in 2019
He truly has become Seethe Tarpins

>>18073264
to help build up Bron because he wanted to work on screen with him

>>18073264
leeching dimes

Does anyone enjoy Seth? I've been watching this shitshow for 1 year and Seth has to be the most boring character of all.

Seff isn't zesty anymore

>>18073268
Works on my machine.

Sneed lookin pretty zesty tonight

seth is such a shit promo is unreal

>>18073271
Seethe Tarpins is the best nickname this place has ever come up with

I mean folx...

this faggot says the same shit every week for 20 straight minutes 5 times a night

Papa Johns
Better ingredients. Better pizza.

I wanna fuck Seth's wife right in front of him.

>>18073268
anon stop stealing your neighbor's WiFi

SETH ROLLINS IS GOD

Why is this discount Bam Bam Bigelow such a manlet?

So Heyman will be the Oracle now huh....

Thoughts?

>>18073275
His promo is kind of creating a…
Cult of
Personality?

Same promo for the past MONTH?

Seff haters are mentally ill =)

no lies from seff

>>18073288
based big fat ugly bastard

>>18073282
He is doing good at working the crowd

>>18073264
He's coaching Bron on how to cut promos and act. I was watching some of Bron's instareels and is really high on Heyman as someone that can teach him how to work in the big show. Heyman travels with Bron and makes him watch various legends work and talk and then explains it to Bron in the most basic terms.

LA Knight feuding with the hottest act on RAW right now is kinda cool

Makes his power level go up

>>18073297
Literally comes out and says the same shit with different words every week

so is Seth getting his win back after putting over Cody when he cashes in on Cena/Cody 2?

>>18073300
No, me.

Penta?

annoying faggot subhuman

>>18073305
YEAH

Sigh...

>>18073263
He still does this move, and was named Seth Rollins in the shield.

Wrestling is great!

Let's be honest, we don't give a shit what Rollins says. We just want to see Bron kill people.
BAU BAU

This promo is boring

Where are the Japanese women

I can't wait for another night of match interference!

>>18073322
Bronletty sucks

>>18073274
Not really, but there is a kinda lowkey unspoken respect for Rollins from older fans because he didn't quit, never ran off to AEW despite Tony offering him a lot of money, and stuck with WWE during the really bad times during end stage Vince.

Also, one upon a time in the long long ago, Seth Rollins was Tyler Black and was one of the best indie guys who was working.

CERO
DIMESO

based Penta

POGTA

>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304

Penta is gonna get 3 spears and four tsunamis

Little dragged out speech but I'm loving Seth's arc

>>18073325
Eating out my anus.

>>18073291
He's like Rhyno, it makes his spears look crazier

Seff keeps putting together these stables with dimeless Jabronies. He should stop. This one is worse than the last one with.

>>18073325
In Japan

>>18073288
Me too, and I'm black

someone make a better game thread pls.

Iranian Revolution
>>18073304
>>18073304
>>18073304

>>18073292
I mean it is better than calling him the Wiseman. I would have personally gone with something like Sage or Magi. But I am a retard so I have zero feel on the pulse of the great unwashed masses. If they called him Sage most drones would think or Naruto. If they called him Magi then most people wouldn't get the connection to the three kings. Oracle is a good kinda middle ground. He knows what is going on. He knows what will be going on. He can guide and advise. That kinda works for the Heyman character.

>>18073274
His character work sucks but he's a technician in the ring and great at calling matches, especially matches with multiple wrestlers. He's basically the new Dolph Ziggler.

>fumbled
Cole posts here

>>18073291
>>18073349
Clearly meant Bronson Reed not Bron Breaker.

>>18073264
I like this more than bloodline. Muh tribal chief was cringe

>>18073274
I'll always put him above Roman thanks to his work in 2015

>thinks /pw/ invented the word fumbled
You spend way too much time here, bro.

>>18073401
Pretty sure he was joking

>>18073325
In Phil's private room

>>18073401
sup Cole, keep your eyes on the action lil bro

penta is wacck but bron is basd

>>18073394
Roman accelerated past Seth and is genuinely great now. I had no idea he would ever be capable of this during his suffering succotash son era of overpush. Sethypoo peaked at a certain point and reached his ceiling, which it turns out is well below Roman's peak. He's still valuable because he puts on good matches but he will never be a mega star in his own right, he's too smarmy and naturally unlikable no matter what he does.

>>18073422
Phil got emasculated last friday, pal...

>>18073326
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>>18073326
>>18073326

LET'S GO ZESTA