Prime Alexa was literally the hottest chick on the planet. Not even exaggerating

>>18069860 (OP)
>literally the hottest chick on the planet
Nah that's my wife

>>18069860 (OP)
Was this the only woman you've ever seen in your life up to that point?

>>18069860 (OP)
Lucky Buddy.

Nah she was a bit too skinny. Nice ass though

>>18069874

Based Bliss was indeed the best girl

>>18069874
What happened to her ass?

>>18069862
hope she sees this bro.
no, seriously. show her your reply and she'll kiss you with genuine gratitude.

>>18069947
lmao worked I haven't even touched a woman
I bet you feel like a real idiot right now huh

>>18069907
It still looks good.

>>18069973
flat

>>18069973
That booty makes sashitnig seethe (he already did)

>>18069862
Hi Sammy, didn´t know you posted here.

>>18069860 (OP)
I genuinely don't know what she saw in bray wyatt

>>18069987
It’s literally the fattest her ass has ever been on the main roster

nope. fake tits is a disqualification

>>18070128
you are delusional. she looks anorexic compared to her goddess run

>>18070128

>>18069860 (OP)
Only if you're a pedophile

>>18069860 (OP)
She's no Thekla

>>18070142
>sees an adult woman and thinks of children
Your meds, loony. Take them.

>>18070162
Her entire appeal is being petite and young and acting like a schoolgirl. She is made to appeal to kiddie diddlers.

>>18069878
Why is this pic always posted and it's not even sexy, cute, etc.?

>>18070191
You know why

>>18070191
Amazing thighs + soles

>>18069973
It's just a butt now. She had DAT ASS

>>18069860 (OP)
She does seem very whippable.

>>18070175
Alexa doing the retarded spooky Wyatt shit for faggots was not Prime Alexa

i had some life changing, earthshattering orgasms to her pics back in the day. was just coming out of high school back then. i remember one time specifically, i snuck out of one of my first college classes to go let a load out to bliss’s ass pics in the dorm bathrooms. whimpered a little as i nutted, and when i came out (they are single bathrooms) 2 girls were waiting outside and were laughing.

>>18070298
>making noise when you jerk off

>>18069874
I miss the biscuit

>>18070298
damn i make 0 noise when jerking. never made sense to me. had a roomate who would groan every time, loudly. he would try to say it was him playing xbox or some shit. but i knew.

>>18070298
Imagine if they said that they're going to tell everyone unless you let them kick your small drained balls.

>>18070136
Not as fat at all. Maybe her tan she had then gives that illusion?

>>18070298
imagine they pushed you back in the bathroom and then said “we will tell everyone what you just did unless you get hard us right now” and then laugh as your drained, soft little johnson dangles around

>>18070348
>>18070580
degenerates. is this really who i share this board with? do these perverse fantasies really get you going?

>>18069860 (OP)
Prime Torrie is hotter

>>18070765
Unironically imagining the smell.

>>18070191
Soles

>>18070765
i would take a deep, long, point blank range whiff

>>18070142
:)

>>18070765
Imagine the taste!

This is all like a prank and you guys don't actually sniff assholes, right?

>>18069860 (OP)
Top 5 in WWF/E history
>>18070834
Bet you thought the MAGAs were just being ironic, too. kek

>>18070298
if you moan while jerking yourself you are GAY. seriously.

>>18070175
Then she's a reverse pedo!

>>18069860 (OP)
tsmt

>>18070866
If you touch your cock while you jerk off cumming, you're gay. You're literally cumming while gripping a cock.

>>18070298
>>18070866
>>18070888
its normal to moan when having an intense orgasm. its weird to sit there dead silent, desu

dont gotta start screaming like a retard, but a few “oh yeahhh”s are fine

>>18070872
Many such cases.

>>18070893
>but a few “oh yeahhh”s are fine
Nah, you gotta scream TAKE IT, YOU DIRTY FUCKING BITCH! at the pornstar onscreen for the full effect.

>>18070191
the only lexi soles picture we have, literally 1/1

>>18070298
boomer here

few buddies back in high school used to sneak our porno mags up to his old childhood tree house. we would face away from each other and get a quick jerk session in. me and one guy were always dead silent, but the third would be taking heavy breaths, grunting, and then moan pathetically when he finished. one time, i even waited for him to go and then i finished to the sounds.

now im a wrestling fan. put two and two together

>>18069860 (OP)
>Prime Alexa was literally the hottest chick on the planet. Not even exaggerating

>>18071218
i look like this and act like this

>>18069860 (OP)
nothing special about her. i thought this random blonde bitch was hotter years ago. better face & body real tits

>>18070650
prime torrie was in wcw

>>18071471
Ah yes, this random blonde who was considered an international sex symbol and regularly voted as one of the hottest women in the world for like a decade straight.

Alexa is hotter btw.

>>18071471
that's canadia's sweetheart elisa cuthbert you sonofa!

>>18070175
You're obsessed with the subject. Says a lot about you

>>18069907
>>18069947
>>18070175
>>18070298
>>18070348
>>18070580
>>18070834
>>18070888
>>18070893
>>18070999
gayest posts in this thread. this is a thread about alexa bliss PHAT white ass, and you guys posted all THAT???

>>18071931
There is literally nothing gay about Alexa Bliss sitting on your face after an hour long match and forcing you to lick her moist ass clean while she whips your testicles with a bendy leather crop.

>>18071471
>random

>>18071931
this is a wrestling board
it’s all gay.

>>18071931
sad how a thread about the hottest wrestler ever’s big ass turned into this

>>18072192
I don't think this is about Stacy (who had a better ass).