>Saraya’s AEW departure coincided with the launch of her new Rulebreakers podcast, with the British wrestler wanting to use her time away from the business to pursue other projects. And while a podcast is far from an original idea nowadays, Saraya wanted to avoid the typical wrestling topics and instead focus on her personal life and passions
>However she has now caught many of her listens off guard after going into detail about her sexual experience with a man with a “micro penis,” which certainly isn’t the sort of discussion you’ll hear on The Jim Cornette Experience or 83 Weeks
>“He pulls his trousers down, and it was just the smallest wiener I’ve ever seen in my f*cking life. The tiniest f*cking wiener I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking micro penis. Like, micro penis. I couldn’t feel it at all … I’m like, ‘Well… since we’re here, let’s just see how it goes.’ You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated. And in my mouth it’s like smoking a clove.” - Saraya
Who was it, /pw/?

>>18072580 (OP)
>"Are you serious mate? Loike..."

Tony Khan bros

>>18072580 (OP)
Xavier bros?

she is talking about seff

>>18072580 (OP)
Always remember, everyone:

How do dudes with a 2.5 incher even have the confidence to talk to women? Like what is the point she will never want to see it again.

>>18072580 (OP)
>which certainly isn’t the sort of discussion you’ll hear on The Jim Cornette Experience or 83 Weeks
Yes you will

>>18072640
Mine is 6 but I’m tubby and have ED so it looks 3

>>18072640
The guy still got her to put her mouth on it
There are posters on here with way bigger dicks who never got that far with a woman (and probably never will)
That's how those guys have the confidence

>cry when people make fun of your body/face
>gleefully make fun of a man's small penis to your listeners

>>18072580 (OP)
You’re a fucking idiot if you think it was guaranteed to be some wrestler, you’ve ever heard of. She was literally born and raised being a hoard out on the UK in DC and it could be literally anybody in that country or any of the countries she has visited since.

>>18072640
>again
There’s your answer. Most men when horny are not thinking long-term they’re thinking can I get this shit right now. He got it she did it who gives a fuck what happens after.

>>18072640
>she will never want to see it again
So what, a nigga fucking Paige ain't looking for a relationship.

>>18072652
This motherfucker has a vast misunderstanding of what would pop Cornette if he doesn’t think this would be the exact conversation. I don’t know anything about Eric’s podcast so I can’t speak on that one, but Jim would laugh his ass off over this story for like seven minutes and then the next nine minutes of the video would be an advertisement.

>>18072703
She might not even have been Paige at the time. “This might’ve just been that retarded wrestling girl who hangs out down at the pub with her stupid carny family occasionally and we’re not entirely sure her exact age but fuck it if she’ll let me cool.”

>>18072580 (OP)
She slept with Buff Bagwell?

>>18072724
Sup Scurll how u doin'

Can modern women go one minute without talking about teh secks?

>>18072747
Didn’t say I would. I don’t have a micropenis. I am allowed to have standards. Micropenis subhuman scum will take anything.

It could literally be any British wrestler that worked for her family's wrestling promotion, they used her as payment. Or anyone that she has worked with.

>>18072766
There are female coomers, just like you weirdos.

>>18072766
men can't either

>>18072580 (OP)
I tried my best.

>>18072580 (OP)
>focus on her passions
>immediately starts talking about dick
Kek gotta luv the slagster, ya just gotta

>>18072580 (OP)
I'm sure she's also the type to say "don't body shame women" while making fun of a guy's dick size lmao

>>18072634
Good point, women have the option to say no and yet they still go through it

>>18072580 (OP)
>And in my mouth it’s like smoking a clove.
I love this classy bitch!

>>18072580 (OP)
fookin slags: the actual podcast

>>18072580 (OP)
Me, and I'm pissed. I thought a little confidentiality was included for my 50¢

>>18073763
>"Cum on my face!"
AEW saved her from doing real porn that's why I hate Tony

>>18072712
Cornette pops for big cocks plowing his wife

>>18072663
>Guys here have much bigger dicks

>>18072580 (OP)
Xavier?

>>18072580 (OP)
Makes me glad that based Alberto beat this PUTA within an inch of her life.

>>18076067
Shrimp dicklet detected kek

>>18072640
I wonder this myself. As that one anon who replied to you said there are guys with bigger dicks that don't have any confidence at all. A lot of this has to do with whatever your upbringing is. These guys with smaller dicks must have grew up under much better conditions for them to even have the confidence to try.

>>18072580 (OP)

>Later on she found out that one of her friends had also hooked up with the same guy
>Saraya admitted she hooked up with him one more time after a night out, but only because she knew it wouldn’t hurt.
bruh

>>18076080
still fucked tho lol

>>18072580 (OP)
Start a fucking family or get a hobby. Please get a hobby

the question is..
how much cash did the tiny dick give her?

>>18076121
When I think I hate women enough already.

>>18072640
I know a guy with a barely 3 inch penis who regularly sleeps around
He has a typical chad face though so I guess it's God's way of balancing his lack of pp length

>that time when she was the punchline in a battle rap on Raw between the Usos and New Day

BIMBCHOD BITCH I AM BIG COCK SAAR TELL NEEDFUL

>>18072640
Know like that. He made up for it with personality and money. He was a salesman through and through and he made his living, a good one, being one. Then he went back to college for business and now he's married in Atlanta to a chubby Chinese girl who comes from a wealthy family. I will say this, as much as he was an asshole, women overlooked the small penis. They said they could work with it.

>>18072580 (OP)
I'm curious if he is legit tiny or if she just has complete brain rot and expects all guys to have porn dicks. I would say she's fucked hundreds of dudes so she probably has an above average understanding of the wide array of sizes out there, but the dick shaming is getting wild these days so you can't be too sure. I've seen women calling pics of legit 7-8 inches small.

>>18072580 (OP)
gross old whore

>>18072580 (OP)
What do you expect from a BBC Bitch
Even an abusive mexican can't handle this cunt.

>>18076030
you would know

>>18072580 (OP)
bbcbros she's exposing the business how do we work this?

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Paige gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the face with her bolt-ons
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could snort a pound of coke through a straw
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Paige cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Paige pulls a baggy of heroin from her cleavage and starts heating up her spoon with a lighter
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A FIRST BLOOD MATCH, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Paige is slumped over the table
>Overdosed with a needle in her arm

>You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated.
Are women seriously this mind-broken?
>EWW HE HAD A SMALL PENIS AND I DIDNT WANT TO FUCK HIM BUT LOL I HAD TO YKNOW I MEAN IT WASNT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!

>>18076256
what was the line?

>>18072580 (OP)
>which certainly isn’t the sort of discussion you’ll hear on The Jim Cornette Experience or 83 Weeks
>So we're down in Tiajuana for a spot show and one of these midgets they got going on down there comes into the locker room butt naked, in his birthday suit, as nude as the daaaay he was boooorn (as the kids these days say) and Brian, I swear to god, this thing musta been ten inches at least and if I'm lyin' I'm flyin' and my feet ain't left the ground as Mama Cornette used to say.

>>18077827
I missed that line... Jim is always bringing up degenerate porn and promoting porn as a great thing.

>>18072580 (OP)
Yoshi tatsu

>>18072580 (OP)
She's trying to fill a hole that can't be filled. The big black hole in her soul. She needs Jesus in her life.

Women think anything below 6.5 inches is a micro

>>18077894
>Tfw 6.2 inches
Fugggg

>>18076869
>t.micro penis

>>18077894
I've got 6.7 and a girl legit told me it was one of the smaller ones she's seen

I can't tell if I was being ribbed or if she was an ex porn star

>>18077908
>I've got 6.7
You don't even have half that

>>18077909
You're projecting again

>>18077911
No I'm setting the record straight.

>>18077894
them bitches do be like that

>>18072580 (OP)
>"20 cm? is that it mate?"
mfw no british goth mommy size queen gf to humiliate me :(

>>18077894

>>18077931
>talking about another guy's dick
>setting the record straight
More like setting the record zesty.

FUCK SARAYA

>>18077894
Grim

>>18077931
Weird way to go about it bro. 6.7 is comfortably above average but I wouldn't say big

>>18072580 (OP)
This week just gets worse and worse for Phil.

>>18072580 (OP)
>Well… since we’re here, let’s just see how it goes
Absolute slag slut whore

>>18077908
>6.7
Thats not how we measure inches big dog, make it mechanical

Why is this so upsetting for some of you, do you have pencil sized dicks

>>18072580 (OP)
>>18072604
Xavier Woods, we have the photos and we know the facts are that "big" is a myth for most men like Xavier

>>18076105
based sashit shootin on hoes

>>18076175
it was Xavier so nothing

>>18076923
the guy with the small dick was woods you retard

>>18078094
Nah it was you

>>18078099
>you fucked paige twice

Saraya Paige was never a wrestler at all, she is a porn actress larping as one that wasnt hired by a company yet.

I don't think I'll ever bother putting a measuring tape next to my dick. I'm fine not knowing

>>18076233
why have you seen this supposedly straight male's penis?

>>18072640
Funny because she says she did him again right after this quote ends because she was bored

>>18072580 (OP)
>Why do men have a higher suicide rate than women?

>>18078364
Women openly joking about getting a man's hopes up even if they hate him... why?

>>18078308
So you never participated in gym class.

>>18077966
Just the way you like it

>>18072640
Mad cunnilingus game.

>>18072580 (OP)
cant have been worse than nash's bad sexual experience.

>>18072712
>But Jim... If you find out the bull lied about his dick size... You might wanna SUE

>>18078364
I wonder what her body count is?

>>18072580 (OP)
>And in my mouth it’s like smoking a clove
KEK

>>18078494
That was satisfying though

>>18076233
Dick version of "Hes has a great entrance but then the match starts"

>>18072580 (OP)

>>18076913
Stop projecting

>>18079628
She is old though. That part is true.

>>18072580 (OP)
who does she think her podcast is ever for? im sure its mostly horny men. funny when people call women whores if you think about it most of their sexual experiences are rather lackluster. everybody thinks they are getting pounded relentlessly when the reality is more along the lines of this. even when she was with a black dude like xavier his dick was small. her sex vids were boring

>>18072580 (OP)
>However she has now caught many of her listens off guard after going into detail about her sexual experience with a man with a “micro penis,”
no wonder she left aew. everybody there has a micro penis. lol

So glad I'm black

>>18079523
she seems like an easy lay so absolutely in the double digits

>>18080569
being black didn't save Xavier so you seem like you're coping tbdesu

>>18072580 (OP)
>I couldn’t feel it at all
poor tony

>>18072580 (OP)
Imagine a guy talking about any part of a woman like this.

>>18081186
We do it all the time. Who's gonna stop you? lmao

>>18081199
On an anonymous site that couldn't have a worse reputation. Do it anywhere else and see where that gets you.

>>18081308
>Do it anywhere else and see where that gets you.
Podcasters do it all the time, b. Nothing happens if you don't care.

>>18072580 (OP)
>"You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated. And in my mouth it’s like smoking a clove.” - Saraya
Kek this fucking whore

>>18081331
did she mention how big his load was? asking for a friend

it's funny because i knew someone who was excited and nervous that her new bf had a horse dong and she thought he'd cause these crazy orgasms. next thing you know, she's telling me "it was okay i guess".

this made me realize that size really doesn't matter if you can't fuckin use that shit properly

>>18081507
Your friend sounds like a useless whore. What's her name?

>>18081559
izzy moreno

Feel bad for the guy. Just because he has a small dick doesn't mean I don't deserve love. Stupid skank

>>18072580 (OP)
Source?

>>18081623
>Just because he has a small dick doesn't mean I don't deserve love.

A woman's vagina is like a stone quarry. The more it gets worked, the bigger it gets and the more toxic sludge accumulates at the bottom.
This man is innocent of the charges!

>>18082110
>youtube.com/watch?v=B-1rdVkhchk
Around 01:06:52. And yes the tranny she's chatting with is the former Tyler Reks

>>18082571
OTCbros...

>>18077813
>Let's just keep it PG, you know what's good. Don't get all Rated R like your boy Xavier Woods

>>18072580 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAaMRCfyd1A

>>18083199
DAMN these niggas UGLY

>>18072580 (OP)
some saudi outta dubai

>>18079523
she's a trainwreck and her mother's a literal junkie whore, so it's goota be high. adr got played.

>>18077908
you know women lie to control you right?

>tfw I have a 7 incher but will never use it because I’m an autist who can’t talk to women

>>18085446
Oh man, they would love it. It's almost perfect size

>>18072640
It's easy

"When someone is hungry, they are less picky about what to eat on their plate"

All you gotta do is find the hungry sluts

I love how all of you automatically assumed she's talking about something as unfortunate as a two incher
When foids talk about micro peen, they mean 6 inches and less. Foids have no concept of average dick size, for them is either big or micro

>>18072580 (OP)
It's funny that some marks are just now discovering how much of a skank this slag is

>>18085446
find a nice rub & tug in your area and work your way up to suck & fucks.

>>18081507
You'd be surprised at how many women out there that aren't size queens at all and are the exact opposite. They prefer just average and smaller cocks just because it doesn't hurt as much.

>>18086129
>Foids have no concept of average dick size, for them is either big or micro
Not really true, but they do have a very poor notion of size, so you can lie a good 2 inches and they'll buy it 99% of the time cause that'll make their brains feel good.

Oh boy I wonder what thoughtful subjects this woman will have to discuss. And she starts instantly talking about dicks on her the first episode

>6.5 inches
>5.5 girth
I'm doing ok I guess

>>18072797
>It could literally be any British wrestler that worked for her family's wrestling promotion, they used her as payment.
Exactly
>You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated.

>>18072580 (OP)
>>Saraya’s AEW departure
>“He pulls his trousers down, and it was just the smallest wiener I’ve ever seen in my f*cking life.
She's obviously talking about Tony

>>18087295
Impossible Tony has never had sex

>>18087325
He fucked a dog once. Black lab.

Didn't she have some sort of sextape?

>>18087394
Lil nothing, just about 50

I'll give it to Paige at least she still sucked the guy off

>>18072580 (OP)
>’ You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated. And in my mouth it’s like smoking a clove.” - Saraya
she didnt say that though

>>18087766
Kek Batista having a big dick was really just a rib due to the fact it's tiny

>>18072580 (OP)
>Who was it?
Are you kidding me? That's like buying gum from a gumball machine, there are so many gumballs inside it that it could be anyone. Make a random guess and you'll have a small (very small) chance to get the correct guy.

>>18090141
Not so fast! It wasn't Alberto or Ronnie. I doubt it was any of the other wrestlers. Because she had long term relationships with all of them. Paige was always down to fuck a coworker more than once, usually two at a time. I know Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan gave Paige the nWo treatment. So yeah, it was probably some fuckboi she met at Coachella.