Thread 18072583

Grab your popcorn and be ready to die laughing hahahahahqh


He thought he could avoid it

>>18072583 (OP)
eh, the art of the deal worked?

E-God Trump saved the PLE!!!!

>>18072583 (OP)
So what was the point of all that?

>>18072583 (OP)
Based legendary dealmaker and WWE Hall of Famer Trump.

>>18072588
the deal was Iran would shut the strait of hormuz and crash the oil markets so Trump capitulated

>>18072591
Arabs hating Arabs.
A tale as old as time.

>>18072600
KWAB

>>18072600
Capitulated what? You think Trump wants war? lol retard

>>18072583 (OP)
if this is true, I kneel to orange man. If he actually managed to prevent WWIII he will go down as a president who actually did something useful to the world, unlike the previous 10 presidents (including his 1st term)

>>18072615
Of course he does. That's why he was installed to be a puppet.

>>18072625
Worked by the master dealmaker.

>>18072630
Great deal spending billions of tax payer money to not make a dent in the Iranian nuclear program while protecting Israel from rockets. Lol. Trumpfags are so fucking stupid it's insane

>>18072636
>the tranny is still rambling like a retard
Worked by the master dealmaker.

>>18072583 (OP)
>cause issue
>pretend to fix said issue
Another rerun

>>18072583 (OP)
Rovert spammed the board for three days for NOTHING? Again?!

>>18072583 (OP)
So wait, trump bombed iran to stall out the cena vs punk match to help punk?
Crazy

>>18072583 (OP)
Hogwheels loses again

>>18072583 (OP)
>ceasefire
>middle east
Good luck with that

So we’ll see this ceasefire in about two weeks?

>>18072684
nooooooo. delete this

>>18072684
>Big Breaking News
Lmfao
Down syndrome dave is just as retarded as jew dave

Trump literally achieved peace in the Middle East so us e-gods could enjoy PLE kino this weekend

>>18072583 (OP)
how gullible are you really?

>>18072684
>CNN
discarded

>>18072714
>CNN
>unnamed random "official"

>>18072705
someone should tell the president that vinny mac is no longer in charge so he can let israel restart the war

>>18072714
Im watching cnn right now they are spinning things and aren’t reporting it yet

>>18072583 (OP)
This is Steiner nomics level of schizo retardation, someone needs to take his phone from him

>>18072591
A bunch of Iranian generals were killed. Iranian leadership wanted them dead to prevent a coup. This is the only logical reason for any of this happening

>>18072799
nah it's funny let him at it
maybe take the nuke codes off him tho.....

>>18072684
>>18072714
It's not the first time trump has spoken too soon in this week. What the fuck is his problem

>>18072583 (OP)
Nothing Ever Happens chuds... we eating good!

>>18072583 (OP)
Everything is a work, brother.

Kek hes panicking hard after his base started to completely shit on him

>>18072583 (OP)
>"THE 12 DAY WAR"

"THIS IS NOT A WAR" chuds... you lost.

>>18072684
>CNN

>>18072583 (OP)
third worlder here, I respected him through and through as I thought he'd kick many of your illegals, destroy woke/tranx, and keep twitter strong so people can post videos of violent jews and nigs and corrupt commies. I even understand the kike vortex into confict in Middle East.
But this fake war and this particular tweet are ridiculous, all the exuberance for a shitty 12-hour re-assessment referee stoppage as if he's trying to convince the world that he should get the nobel peace prize

>>18072619
nah, he exaggerated the "totally obliterated" mountain lab and now exaggerates this 12-hour interlude that Israel will violate or use to re-supply. Trump lied during the negotiations to pretend he wanted to make a deal with Iran, lied to them again right before US attack

>>18073163
Ugh reports of isreal still attacking what a freaking liar trump is

>>18072583 (OP)
the ceasefire is a work

>>18072684
>CNN
>unnamed Iranian official
top kek

>>18072583 (OP)
WWE Hall of Famer saves Night of Champions

>>18072583 (OP)
Dude is a literal GOD. Maybe the Original E-GOD.

>>18072583 (OP)
kek hit the WWE corporate plane with a nuke

>>18073148
based american

>>18072684
Revealed to me in a dream tier

>>18072583 (OP)
Is there any way we can send Phil a giant basket of lifelike penises and paint them red along a nice note from /pw?

>>18073295
Tell me you're illiterate without telling me you're illiterate.

>>18072583 (OP)
The 12 day war, huh? I know a thing or two about wars. We EliteTITANs have been fighting a war against the evil fucking fed WWE ever since 2020. And we are winning.