Thread 18073326

Penta is so fucking cool bros...

>>18073326 (OP)
Seth just landed a frog splash how far back is my stream

Kek, little girl saying "I HAVE YOUR HAT!"

>>18073335
People goon to this man

<penta

RIP Fox Lady she committed suicide today

Absolute PESOS

Penta, Bron, and Naomi have the best themes in the midcard group.

>>18073346
Extremely based faction

>kilos
what?

Seth will cashin, the bell will ring and bron will turn on him and so bron vs seth will be put in motion

I am not the only one that keks at Penta's version of the fist bump right? It looks so ridiculous.

>>18073363
the better system

>>18073369
Eh it's for the kids

/pw/ are you bringing the juice?

>>18073288
Seth's wife likes black men? Just asking...

Will kairi have a match today?

John Morgan from Morgan and Morgan looks like he fucks young boys in the ass.

Lola should be called up to RAW to make the division less uglier

>>18073352
For me is Iyo's Tokyo drift

>law firm sponsor
Vince would never

Women Shouldn't Be Allowed At Shows

>>18073348
Used to follow her OF for a bit. RIP

lmao seth owned the crowd with that chant shit

>they had to stall for 4 minutes

kek what a shitshow

>>18073369
my favourite part is how dainty he is when he does it, so delicate

penta hermanos...

penta is the same shit over and over again
boooring

>>18073390
Vince only got kino sponsors

>>18073348
That sucks RIP

>>18073407
This is the ceiling when they can't speak English

>>18073395
They show stuff on the screen for those breaks.

>>18073388
Hot tight brown butthole

>>18073348
Who? Why?

Does anybody have the webm of bron flying through the ropes from NXT

>Got that DAWG in him, as Seth Rollins likes to say
No Michael Cole, that is what Pat likes to say. Are they really trying to memory hole Pat already?

>>18073407
but its ok when ospreay does the same match every time

>>18073388
I need her

>>18073418
What did he do?

>>18073395
In Europe we have no commercial. Bron and Penta were debating the Iran bombing during the break

>>18073386
Well, I guess you'd know.

>>18073389
Oh yes thats a good one too

>>18073388
they need to pair her with lola vice

Bron Breakkers in match shit talking is dimes

>>18073389
not a midcarder

Penta looking weak against Big Bron

Still waiting for the freakshow that is Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Pat McAfee threeway commentary.

I like that they're not doing the same Seth disrespects Bronn shit they did with solo and fatu. Bronn looks like he feels respected and his current position is much more exciting than his belt run

>>18073416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlJir9a1zk

>The Oracle
Cringe or dimes?

>>18073424
Based Bron “drop the h-bomb” Breakker

>>18073429
better angle

>no McAfee again
it's gonna be a good night

>>18073430
its very kevin owens (in a good way)

>>18073416
Some lady who started an organisation to save foxes and posted youtube videos of said foxes, she killed herself due to online bullying

>>18073423
IDK, I think it might have something to do with that episode of MacAfee's podcast where he started shit talking Trump, because Pat was gone from the next Raw and never came back. Trips, Dana, Nick, and Ari are all really tight with Trump, so it definitely could be that.

>>18073437
Cringe, it's too MCU capeshitty

So
Seth = Triple H
Bron = Batista
Bronson Reed = Randy?
Heyman = Flair?

>>18073411
doesn't he live in california though? he's lazy asf

Does Netflix audio makes it sound like the crowd's dead or is Columbus really that bad tell me bros

Has Seth's Un-named Faction actually done anything significant? I feel like they just interfere in a match every week and get chased off by Sami Zayn.
For all the promos about how visionary and revolutionary Paul's little gang of quartermasters are, they seem pretty incompetent

I only care about Jade's match

>>18073440
thanks green shirt guy

>>18073446
Why would someone bully a person who helps animals? They trans? Indian?

>>18073435
The stable just started, that will come much later down the road

>>18073450
I remember when I came up with that stable brother, I told hunter it’ll put butts in seats

-HH

blue? we smackdown now

>>18073456
They helped seff win MITB and beat up LA Knight, i think thats it so far

Penta spat at him when he did the dive kek

>>18073456
seth has the mitb contract right now

Penta nearly killed himself there kek

Why did Penta spit on him during the dive?

>>18073440
DAYUM these biddies straight up BUILT FOR IT namsayin

Penta always kwabs himself doing that move

Liv is injured so I'll watch until Roxanne then I'll cut it off and go finish stellar blade

>>18073463
Jej

I swear every time Penta goes for the tope cornholio NO ONE fucking catches him. Is this a rib?

So much blue you'd think you were watching an episode of Smackdown

>>18073440
What does Chilean qts smell like

>>18073452
Columbus is a shit town, but also the audience looks kinda sparse.

>>18073461
Who knows.

they haven't mentioned saudi arabia once this episode

Worlds Collide really did huge favors for Corey

Idk how these dudes just dive like that to the floor
>Padding
I actually felt the padding when I went to a Smackdown last month. It would still hurt like hell.

>>18073479
im not even a huge suicide dive fan. id rather see a spanish fly or something

>>18073436
She killed herself cause of online bullying? Nigga close your eyes

>>18073481
Sweaty ass and tuna

>>18073488
most likely to avoid booing

>>18073483
theres literally 12k people in the crowd, 4k more than last year

>>18073489
He's always been a great commentator and I don't know why some people didn't like him before.

they did the huge bumps on the commercial break for some reason

>>18073489
konnan putting another young guy over, love to see it

>table spot during commercial
are they retarded?

>>18073493
Literally a just turn your monitor off

I don't want any of them to lose.

Alright so not only does penta hurt others but he also fucks himself up?

i'm both watching the show and shitposting here. i'm having trouble multitasking. anyone else here has this problem? i just want both things

>>18073385
She was on Main Event.

bron is murdering penta bros

>>18073497
no but even cole or corey haven't brought it up. they keep saying "saturday" but not specifying anything

I hate women in the crowd

>>18073461
Asked my wife and she said that it was mostly other women, seething that she was getting a lot of attention online, burying her for "attention whoring," and "making the foxes dependent upon her." The whole dependency thing is dumb because she was rescuing foxes from fur farms. These were animals who had never lived in the wild and could not survive in the wild on their own, so she gave them sanctuary and happy lives until they died of natural causes. So basically she was bullied to death by other women for being too popular.

>>18073504
Netflix...

>>18073456
They're fun af and Seth has won MitB. Best reason to watch wwe rn

That jumping clothesline looks like shit and Bron's gonna end up sawdusting himself.

>>18073514
>mfw I see a woman at a live professional wrestling television show

>>18073465
They raped Sammy zayne

paul is so pointless in the seth faction

this is pentas best singles match in wwe

Penta reaching for the culo

>>18073476
Cody vs jey sounds pretty legit even if I don't like jey and barely like Cody they're big names

>>18073348
dont care about your latest off-topic waifu obsession

A lot of miscommunication in this match

>Tyrese Haliburton
RIP

its crazy how effortless bron makes everything look

the thing i enjoy most when it comes to watching wrestling are the entreances. does that make me a mark or a smark?

>>18073537
She had a onlyfans where she did pregnancy porn

the worst thing about WWE getting popular on tiktok is a lil that slags at wwe shows now

>>18073515
i hate women

Bronns leg grabs up on the post are amazing.

Why is Heyman so damn fat?

I'm a wrestling business expert and for some reason I was never able to turn such a highly valued skill into any kind of revenue stream so, I'm going to vomit my shitty opinions all over the game thread in order to assuage my sense of shattered self.
Hope you are all OK with that.

>the mexican destroyer
We just call him Donald Trump

dimes mexican destroyer

>>18073541
Just wait until Baby Steiner shows up and they make a tag team.

What in the world is going on with this match kek

SLIM JIM

That's one of the best destroyers I've ever seen. It actually looked like Penta's momentum made the move happen. Usually I hate destroyers because it's so obvious that the person taking it is doing all the work, but not that one.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

HOT FUCKING DAMN

HOLY SHIT I POPPED

POG

No way is Bron eating a pin now that he's in the top heel faction kek

Why is a regular tv match going on this long?

>>18073534
Pentajob Jobber

Very sloppy match but both are over so the crowd forgave them for all the fuck ups.

out of nowhere

buried

BAU BAU

>that spear
CIERO
HUESOS (bones)

>

BRONN WINS

>>18073515
Even if women are horrible online bullying is never a good reason to kys

>>18073565
script rewritten last minute with all the saudi stuff, I'd imagine

Bron is so fucking dimes. I can't wait until they trust him enough to let him do the Steiner Screwdriver.

>>18073567
He's lost two singles matches since he joined. Nigga is booked strong as fawk.
>>18073549
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

oh no no no pentafags KWAB

CERO
DIMESO

Thought people said this would end with a DQ and a bunch of run ins?

>>18073446
but what did the Fox say?

BAU BAU

No don't kill Penta :(

>>18073348
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CERO
VICTORIES

Overhyped finisher merchant

>>18073580
Smarks lied again

Best spears in the business

Sloppiest of slop matches wow

>>18073580
I am glad to be proven wrong this time

>>18073582
I 'memba

>>18073577
who else has he lost to in singles?

>>18073577
Pentajob loses every time I see him, his only wins are vs midcard jabronis

queen of strong style

good opener

No one cares about your dumb eceleb cunt

KAIRIGODS

I still don't understand how Liv got hurt from that.

>>18073559
Agreed that move usually looks like shit

>>18073596
Dom

>dom injured
>dom vs aj off

>>18073348
please tell me this is a work

BOOOOOOOOO
NO AJ VS DOM

>>18073605
kairi has literal demons following her around

>>18073605
it's pretty obvious

this is the best new day run ever. they are funny as fuck

>>18073606
The one Andre Chase did in the match between Chase U and Fraxiom at Heatwave last year was also excellent.

>>18073619
Buddy can do that too.

Well not now.

>>18073605
You can literally see her shoulder pop out

A MATCH? I THIS ECONOMY??

OOOOLDBERG

The New Day are not good at being heels. This is fact.

Dom big leagued Saudi bros.

>>18073605
Her elbow hit the mat and jammed her shoulder hard enough to dislocate it.
What's so hard to understand?

Bret Hart is gonna seethe about this segment

>>18073605
She has had previous injuries on that shoulder.

>>18073605
Because you're fat and never exercise

>>18073610
It's a shoot brother.

>>18073617
Nah, Killer Kairi is the strongest shooter in the business. Rumor has the reason Brock hasn't come back is because he is afraid of Kairi.

Where does penta goes from here?

Can they fucking do something with Waller already Jesus Christ

these are all the meds i take

why the fuck is Raw starting earlier next week?

So is Dom going to lose the IC Title?

so liv gets injured and dom is forced to cool off even more???? just continue the fucking finn vs dom feud

>>18073629
what? they are so much fucking better as heels

>>18073619
My gf lets me feel how wet she gets when Bron Breakker is on TV

>dom shoot injured himself so he could spend more time with liv
genius

>>18073605
it's like stepping off a curb and breaking your ankle, shit just happens

>>18073641
Because they're doing it from Saudi Arabia

>>18073637
The hotel.

>>18073609
Dom isn't injured. He turned down the Saudi show. Probably got scared because of the latest developments.
He's a pussy. Probably a liberal.

>>18073637
one of the jobber latino groups like the LWO

>>18073650
Go fight for Israel lmao

>>18073605
The force of her landing on her elbow causes her humerus pop out of her shoulder. They literally show it happen in slow motion.

>>18073650
you are literally Indian

>>18073639
no idea what those are

>>18073639
>euro meds
Congratulations, Johann.

>>18073639
I take Test Cyp, Tren, Finn, and Geodon

>>18073639
Take them all at once right now

>>18073650
are you sure this isnt a work so he'll wrestle at the last minute like in Worlds Collide?

>>18073650
Truth nuke

>>18073637
a seth match you retard. they could not have been more obvious

>>18073650
>Probably got scared because of the latest developments.
Latest development is that the war is over. Also, wasn't Dom in Saudi last year? I remember Liv being their with that red jumpsuit.

>>18073559
The way he runs at them to do it makes it look much better

>graves is on RAW and NXT

How?

>>18073642
he gives it to JD

>>18073515
If you as an adult woman with a child are going to literally end your entire life because random strangers on the internet are being mean to you then I don’t know what to say

>>18073656
Women aren't built to wrestle. For their own protection they should only be allowed to do mat based bra and panties or spanking matches

>>18073650
Dom is a fag, and this retarded experiment has to end as his faction.

>>18073671
I think he takes a plane

>>18073644
they, specially Woods, try too hard. It comes off as cringe and unnatural

>>18073661
i am not german but serbian so i guess you should call me jovan

>>18073639
I don't take any meds. They turn you into a fucking zombie. I've seen it on my campus.

>>18073670
That's the only way a destroyer should ever be done. That move looks good if it's done really fast like that. When they take a second to set it up it always looks like shit.

>>18073671
imagine a bus that could fly, wild i know

>>18073639
I'm an Omeprazole chad, my acid reflux gets so bad it literally feels like swallowing razor blades covered in acid

>>18073675
Women are dumb. That is why we are supposed to protect them by telling them what they should care about. Sucks, but she clearly didn't have a man in her life who was capable of doing that.

>>18073675
A woman moment all around

>>18073685
Most people are better off as zombies.

>>18073671
Pat is rehabbing his coke habit

>finally gonna book dominik again
>haha not
i hope goldberg gets injured and doesnt make it to the match

is it true Goldberg could beat everyone in this shit board?

>>18073684
>Serbian
BASED

>>18073515
The internet been nothing but detrimental to women.

>>18073600
Its all downhill from here

>>18073684
jebi se peder

Even Punk is working NoC. Gotta say I lost some respect for Dominik.

>>18073668
He was, he interfered in Liv vs Becky.

FOUR LETTERS
FIVE TOES
UGH UGH

OLDBERG

Lol WWE is completely muting the crowd,they don't want Goldberg getting boo'd

>>18073650
dom was in saudi last year to help liv win the title.
what in the fuck are they doing with dom??

>>18073700
SHUT UP

hes gonna embarrass himself walking down to the ring

Bill sounds like a pussy in this interview

>>18073710
FEET

>>18073629
They’re getting some heat though

Holy fucking horrible green screen

>>18073710
FIVE LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH
S L E E P

Goldberg is 2 years older than Boomer Cole.

Looks like a Kelly Clarkson interview

>>18073684
Kosovo je srbija

god ohio is such a shit hole

>his final match is on SNME
Not even a PLE, KWAB!

Goldberg sucks. He has always sucked. The stupid squash matches were lame. Now the fucker apparently can't even work out because his body is so busted, and somehow he is going to have a match with Gunther?

if gunther can get a good match out of ancient goldberg i will kneel

>>18073609
He's doing a (Daniel) Bryan Danielson (he didn't go to Saudi that time).

finna...

Was Roxanne always this hot? Her thighs are working me into a bloody shoot.

fuckin hell roxanne gets thiccer every week

Dom is afraid of Arabs?

>>18073731
SNME was also a WCW venue anon.

I'll order that Finn shirt and tell people it's a Foo Fighters shirt

does anyone else wish Finn was their friend

>ps5
>no carlito

So how does the clubhouse work in kayfabe? They're obviously going to different towns, but do they set up the new clubhouse every time they arrive at a new location? Or is it like an RV that they tag along with?

>>18073731
G R I M

Dom should dress as Liv and defend the tag titles with Racquel.

Goldberg: I WAS GAPED ON 60 MINUTES

Roxxie time

>>18073732
not always. prime goldberg was goat tier

based finnalor

>>18073710
kek

Judgement Day is still fucking hilarious lmao

Finn push next week?

Would two Roxannes stacked on top of each other even be able to reach Jade?

Still can't get the appeal of Roxanne, looks so bland

>>18073754
now heres an idea

>>18073775
need two Roxannes stacked on my dick like meat at a Brazilian steakhouse

I want Jade to smash my balls

>>18073754
He said he wants do dye his hair blonde on Stephanie's podcast

>>18073781
Thighs, mostly.

>>18073781
Men are attracted to mid women because they think they're attainable

Ads, video promo, judgement day, entrance, 0 wrestling on this entire segment

>>18073781
Simps will simp for anything

>>18073767
lol

I'm fantasizing about Jade bouncing on my BWC

>>18073824
Who asked?

>>18073824
Welcome to Nose booking. Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Bitch.

NO
POP
FOR
HOG

>Lyra with cross necklace

She's christian?