Thread 18073760

FAG BAYCUNT

Which are the strongest finishers kayfabe-wise?

>>18073760 (OP)
sad, no chez tonight

Is Raquel gonna kill Finn?

>Bill Scott Goldberg was born into a Reform Jewish family[11] in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on December 27, 1966,[2] the son of classical violinist Ethel and OB-GYN Jed Goldberg. He is of Russian-Jewish and Romanian-Jewish descent
kek never realized he was jewish

I'm racist as fuck but this kween gets my little white cock hard

How does Jade's wig stay on?

IT'S TIME FOR FEMDOM KINO

Finn is the best part of this show

>>18073776
he is going to get the strap(on)

how do they clean up all that mess Jade's entrance makes quickly enough when she comes out first

Is it true that NASCAR is bumping AEW out of its Saturday night time slot?

>>18073777
>GOLDBERG
>currency+Berg
>huge nose
Color me surprised

>>18073777
>gold
>berg

>>18073760 (OP)
Jade's theme goes insanely fucking hard

So many busted old wrestlers. So they broke up Theory and Waller without a conclusion. Put Samoa Joe with Seth and had one line from Solo about it.

JADE SEXO

Not usually a fan of the black people but Jade does things for me.

>>18073777
>>18073777
>never realised he was Jewish
>name is Goldberg

I started watching WWE this year. Was Goldberg really hall of fame worthy? All I hear about is squash matches.

>>18073777
He did some Hanukah skit on The Man Show a long time ago.

That Judgment Day segment really showed a PS5 sideways instead of standing up
who the fuck sets their PS5 sideways, seriously

>>18073797
>So they broke up Theory and Waller without a conclusion.
what, they did?

>>18073777
are you shoot retarded?

Jade has been getting better recently it seems. If she has a decent match with Roxanne, I won't be as nervous for her anymore.

>>18073777
His last name is literally Goldberg. How dense are you?

>>18073773
The One Winged Angel and The Razors Edge when Scott was using and before Damian buried it. The Cobra is too, but Santino never beat anyone with it under non joke circumstances.

goldberg looks like john fetterman

>>18073792
'fraid so
also
>92
KWAB

>>18073812
Me

>>18073783
She literally made her hair permanent.

>>18073792
Yes, for once Jim France, Steve {{{Phelps}}} and that retard Ben Kennedy did something right

>>18073788
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>18073814
Seems like it.

>>18073810
he was the top babyface at the #2 company when pro wrestling was arguably at his hottest
I remember a ton of kids in middle school wearing Goldberg t-shirts and such

>>18073816
>Jade has been getting better recently it seems

>>18073821
Fenix kicked out of that queer's finisher lol

>>18073810
His matches won't impress you if you go back and watch them, but he was ridiculously, insanely over back in the day.

Roxanne has a top 5 shittiest theme song. Top 1 is and always will be Zelina Vega

>>18073821
Sorry i meant nowadays, iirc the cobra got rekt because of the goatfucker bryan

roxanne is literally shaped like a bowling pin

With all due respect I find Roxanne's little entrance motions to be cringe and forced

>>18073831
They're still teaming on Main Event every week

you legit could hear a pin drop lmao

>Roxx getting the adbreak entrance
It's ogre

Stephanie is the fakest person ever.

BOOBLEY

People find this midget sexy? lmao

>>18073810
he was red hot back in the day, I think those who missed attitude era and ruthless aggression just remember goldberg for his part timing

>>18073810
He was the hottest thing in wrestling for like 3 months or however long his debut till when the NWO cattle prodded him. Still mad to this day that DDP did not kill the streak

My dick is ready

>>18073760 (OP)
Why is Bron on a stool

I have both my monitors on, but I still see two ugly ass motherfucking bitch ass niggers.

I'm fantasizing about Jade bouncing up and down on my BWC

No pop and a jobber entrance. I will be surprised if Rox wins.

>>18073850
that's how I felt about Rhea's entrance initially but nobody seems to agree and she's mega over so whatever

bird is so awful she turned becky heel and is gonna turn baylee heel

Becky in the background

HOGCORD OUR RESPONSE TO THAT SILENCE????

So Jade's theme sounds like xmen's on purpose, right?

>>18073840
If you can count on one hand how many times a finisher has been kicked out of, it is a protected finisher and strong in kayfabe, regardless of Omega being a faggot.

>Jobber entranced
Uh oh.

BIRB

they need to pull the trigger on a bayley/charlotte/becky stable already

>>18073854
Big dimes Steph won

>>18073823
oldberg looks like Mike from Breaking Bad

Who the fuck actually enjoys spending their time watching Bayley/Lyra/Becky other than braindead coomers with awful taste

Jesus stop giving Roxy the jobber entrance if you want to establish her with the casuals

I am excited to see how this Bayley/Lyra tension shapes out.

Roxy is so hot bros

>>18073812
I do. the PS5 is weird about reading UHD and will stop reading them for the smallest reason. Placing your PS5 sideways seems to lessen the number of failed reads you get.

Lyra is turning evil

>>18073882
Alexa charlotte becko seems more likely

>Nepotato circus
pls no

Roxanne's ass probably looks like Noelle Foley's ass without tights

>>18073812
It's a reference to Carlito not being there anyone because he was the one who played with it; like when someone drinks for someone not with them anymore and put the glass upside down.

>>18073891
I want heel Lyra

>Goldberg is back
>Stone Cold said he has the itch to do one more match
why don't they make them fight?

>>18073777
Back in the WCW days, a fan threw a Star of David at ol' Bill.

>>18073850
It's like Kelani'sx they do a lot of taunts and no one get a pop from the crowd.

yakety sax ass match

bros why does roxxy get me ….ya know….

erect.

like every time this bitch is on screen my cock just stands at attention. like painfully erect. all 4.6 inches of my manhood, tip to base, completely turgid.

I'm laughing so hard at the E-TARD in the first few rows. White shirt downy

>>18073895
nah yours does

This is like watching Rey Mysterio try to fight Andre the Giant. I aint buying it.

>>18073865
Jade's ass is smaller than Roxy's

>>18073885
The matches have all been amazing. Lyra and Bayley's tag gauntlet was awesome, Lyra and Becky's two matches were the two best matches on the last two PLEs, and I'm curious about how the story will go from here. I think all three are playing their parts really well.

Roxanne is ugly as fuck. How on Earth does she have simps?

They put the abyss theme in WWE 2k25

>>18073899
I don't want the ring area to have a stench of shit for the rest of the night

>>18073906
maybe on planet retard

I like how Roxy works as a slippery small heel

>The prodigy
Prodigy at what? Lol

It's so fucking sad that lyra has to even turn on her nepomoms to get reactions.

Roxanne needs a better gimmick than Asian Liv Morgan

>>18073852
Doesn’t count.. put them on NXT at this rate.

>>18073899
They didn't do it on 03, they're sure as hell not doing it now.

guys why didn’t the crowd react to lyra valkyria in that backstage segment?

>>18073860
>shillings HHH's wife and boss

>>18073857
LASHLEY

>>18073917
that's where you live

>>18073904
Tell us more bro. Leave a tribute for us too

>>18073913
Simps will simp for anything

I wish Naomi just went straight N gimmick. Coming out gnawin' on a chicken leg while on the mic. I'd prefer that over here laughing like a cartoon villain

The kveen will take this, roxanne would get brutalized by asuka next week otherwise

This crowd is fucking DEAD

>>18073918
I like how her ass hangs out the bottom of her trunks.

Would Jade be death by snu snu?

that was corny jade

this match is sexy

>You were born just in time to experience heel Lyra vs Roxxy
My penis.

>>18073925
because no one gives a fuck to that and are waiting for Birb's Heel transformation, also no one gives a fuck to bayley and becky hogan either

I can already see it, KVEEN OF THE RING = BLACK
It will happen and you know it

>come on baby girl! go Jade!
kek

>>18073913
The most underaged looking girl in the fed will always have simps

Roseanne sucks. She should be injured, not Liv. Voodoo rolling.

>>18073773
Con-chair-to, tombstone piledriver, around the ring spear

who's got a a stream to raw. no fuckers i don't have netshit to watch

>>18073935
You can hear that one fan in the front row talking perfectly. Jade is a crowd killer, this is irrefutable fact.

>>18073953
You forgot about the punt.

>>18073899
>Stone Cold has the itch to be fucking paralyzed
Brilliant.

>>18073925
No one is interested in any of the nepotato circus clowns

>Jade Cargill have to selling to fucking Roxanne Midget Perez

HHH is stupid

>>18073925
Because she fucking sucks. Zero aura the just put on costume on some random bitch in the crowd

holy shit
https://x.com/WWEgames/status/1937308228628398340

Is Jade's pad hanging out?

damn this match sucks

>>18073944
Good morning sir

Did some guy pulled Roxxy's legs?
Is that her stalker?

No kairi this week?

FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH
C U L O

When is Jade pulling out the strapon from under the ring?

>>18073935
Always are for womens matches

Imagine Roxy screams when see fucks

Time traveller anon here. Jews blow up WWE during NOC and blame Iran. Shits wild.

roxy wrestles like an NXT shitter

I hate slimjim

Imagine how tight roxxys ass hole is.

she could probably snap a pretzel rod in half just by clenching

Wtf is a "culo"?

i love jade
i love roxy

>>18073968
You know for how long he's actually been there, it's kind of a shock they haven't had him atleast show up for a one off in the rumble or NXT.

>>18073977
Went back to Main Event Vortex

>>18073971
>Saaaaaaar
neck yourself rovert, i want birb going full helmsley on becko

Roxanne needs to wear long tights. Her butt is too distracting and is basically softcore porn for a family product. It is literally jiggling with every move.

>>18073978
Lmao you're a homosexual who likes getting his bootyhole diddled

this is the worst match i have seen in 10 years and the crowd agrees fuck women's wrestling get this trash off tv asap

Roxanne is so annoying. I love it

>>18073988
k. keep us posted John Titor.

>>18073839
She's literally one of the least attractive wrestler chicks

>>18073992
My cock is in danger then?

This has to be the slowest Raw in a while. Even the piggiEs are bored

Roxx hasnt done one single suplex

>>18073993
bend over

>>18073993
Go look in the mirror, it'll be the first thing you see.

>>18073995
He was in a segment with AJ a few years ago

Jade is really selling hat leg well

If Roxy beats Jade, I will tribute her

This taco midget needs to go back to NXT, or get deported or whatever. Jade isn't great but she's so much more dimes than this fat burrito

roxy going over and jade protected with the leg injury?

how can she lick

Need a webm of that lick

If I was dating either Jade or Roxy, I would take them to Taco Bell, to eat a really greasy and sloppy meal just so I can hear them fart later
hnnngggggggg that would make me diamonds

Was listening to Cornette's review of Raw and Smackdown and both him and Brian just watch the first 30 minutes of these shows and call it a day. They said the product is unwatchable

>>18074020
Do it, also what your skin color?

>>18074007
I need to replay that game

is this jades longest match ever? this is pretty good

I think I just saw Jade's labia or pad or something

Jade licked her bros

That was a whole lot of Jade pussy.

>>18074027
Brian Last would rather watch Palestinian children starve to death.

jade vs asuka...imagine all the botches in that match

>>18074029
Nice I had the silver lunchbox myself

I like how Roxy bounces off the middle rope, it’s very cute
>roxy screams
hnnnnnggg

HHH is dumb, he should have signed Megan Bayne and not Jade Cargill

>>18073968
so weird

WTF was that botch?

>>18074017
I'm talking about a match though. He's not completely sawdusted is he?

>>18074035
>>18074033
You could see her pubes

>>18074029
good lord. youd need a SOLID 6 inches just to get past all that cheek meat.

WEBM CHAD WHERE ARE YOU?

>>18074027
I mean folx...

Shit finish

jade is really really over for a woman

>>18074029
>game culo

roxanne is the first time i’ve seen a wrestler and thought “that’s too small” for a wrestler
she’s so much better than jade but it just doesn’t even matter she’s a literal fucking dwarf

>Again with the sloppy punches
Did the advertisers complain?

>>18074046
I think her bottoms had a malfunction and moved to the side just enough

>>18074053
roxanne is a botch machine she's barely better than jade

>>18074051
Its all look and charisma. Shes a shit worker

Roxy screams like that during sex?

>>18074045
No idea, big guys like him usually sawdust easier and earlier though so maybe thats why theyve done nothing with him match-wise.

kek at that boot

Jade is a terrible wrestler. She deserves DEATH.

DIMES HAVE ARRIVED
ASUKA GIGAPOP

who's the granny with the mask?

PUT THE MASK BACK ON

Great show so far

Asuka looks so white

why is Oscar on every show now?

I don't understand the finish. Also what's up with all of these babyface matches. Asuka and Jade, and likely Cody and Randy? This shit is weird

>>18074053
I don't mind because the way she wrestles actually makes sense for her size

>>18074068
Asuka (43)

>>18074068
chelsea green but she’s on smackdown

Sorry granny it will be kween of the ring

jade is awful in the ring, female ultimate warrior

Post Jade crotch shots

Asuka is over with me bros

Why does every black woman wear a wig?

>>18073913
Amazing midsection and ass, that and cute badgirl smile

>>18074073
HHH loves face vs face.

>>18074029
Love my GameCube
I have mine with a 2nd gen GC Loader pnp a carby and 4 wavebirds.

that was one of the worse women's matches so far this week

Buddy used to wear a mask.

Holy shit the makeup is so hot

>>18074063
Yes

EARLY START TIME

Why is she The Prodigy?
>not great in the ring
>not particularly charismatic
>not particularly great at anything
>not particularly attractive
Everything about her screams lower midcard jobber for life. She's called the Prodigy but she's actually the new Nidia.

>>18073760 (OP)
Are you guys ready for WWE to end their PLE contract and charge the UFC rate each PLE?

>>18073810
He was the hottest act in wrestling for most of 1998, bigger than even Austin. Basically Warrior of the AE, massive peak but fizzled fast after being misused following dropping the belt to Nash at Starrcade

>>18074073
Marks book face v face matches

>>18073860
That nick khan episode is a tough listen, he is a nonstop ass kisser

I hope those BBC boys start sucking that fat milf's tittles in the green shirt behind graves

>>18074085
I see several women at my gym every day that mog her.

Jade is gonna strip after her victory and bring peace to the middle east

>Jade and Asuka are still frens
this match will deliver

>>18074089
Based.

>>18074095
I want to fuck her so much now

strictly biddness

if jey uso wins then it's all over

>pins your opponent for you
thanks ref..

>>18074097
but but but she does flips n shieet

>>18074097
Grow up

how come nobody post that Jade coochy vids yet

>>18074083
hair obsession

>>18074061
She's as bad as Shotzi, Shawn Michaels did a horrible job training her.

The kveen will be black
It's only natural

>>18074083
It's easier to get a specific look

>>18073954
Broke bitch kek

>>18074097
She's an antiwrestler

>>18074115
she's checking to see if her shoulders are down numbnuts

>>18074108
Tits vs Ass match

>>18074115
jade is such a shitter lmao

>>18074098
It's more likely that UFC will stop doing PPVs and go to WWE's model.

>>18074115
Jade is so bad I hate her for it.

>>18074086
>>18074073
asuka is gonna be a heel, as soon as we see a promo or backstage segment from her it’ll be more obvious. there’s a reason they haven’t shown her and iyo/kairi together yet.
they needed top level heels on raw before liv was gone, with her out they need them twice as bad.

>>18074097
>>not great in the ring
She's honestly one of the better females in the WWE. The way she wrestles makes sense for her size and she puts together good matches.

>>18074130
she literally pushes jades foot out of the way so the shoulders are down faggot nigger

>>18074083
It's easier than designing your hair when you want to be flashy

Gunther nipples protruding, disgusting

Jade wrestled the last few minutes of the match with her pussy out and there's not a single screenshot in here? You disappoint me

>>18074133
I'm hoping Netflix buys the UFC rights so I don't have to pay for both Netflix and the UFC goypass

Are you nuke smart, /peedub/?

>>18074115
Bros
Jade fucking sucks, why is she being pushed so much??

why does Jackie dress like a whore?

>>18074115
You made a webm of this but not her coochie?

If Jade wins it's an open invitation to Tony's toys that if you betray the toybox you will be put in the main scene in no time

>>18074142
worked

>>18074116
Sol Ruca does it better
>>18074117
She will never have sex with you, chubs
>>18074129
That's what I see.

>>18074149
yeah but im watching a ghetto stream so the quality is bad

Roxanne did all that work just to lose. Perez literally wrestled herself.

>>18074153
Because Cathy does all the time.

>>18074042
This dimeless bitch looks like she’s had a stroke with her asymmetrical face and glued shut mouth

ok the matches i cared about are done im dipping. see ya

Roseanne is terrible in every match. I couldn't believe how shitty she made the already shitty MITB match. I don't know what they see in her, outside of her having Booker's BBC in her colon

can someone please tell these dumb cunt referees not to do this retarded shit where they put the wrestlers shoulders down when no one would fucking notice and it jujst exposes the business and makes the whole thing look like shit. its so fucking dumb

>>18074152
It would be heckin racist not to push her, my dude.

kek monster heat for dom

>>18074010
Bronn vs penta was amazing

>>18074149
I ain't going back to look at it
I ain't recording it
I ain't posting it to 4chan
But oh boy I saw Jade's pussy in HDTV

>>18074097
>>not great in the ring
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>18074150
A lot of people are predicting that the numbered events will go to Netflix, and the Fight Nights will stay on ESPN.

I could be there booing dom rn but I didn't know this was happening here

>>18074141
She botches more than most. Her offense looks useless

>>18073810
Legit the biggest thing in wrestling at his peak. Even Regal running circles around him in the ring in an attempt to poison his gimmick couldn't stop the hype. It took the patented Kevin Nash burial to kill the mystique, but even then Oldberg has been riding on the fumes of that one glorious run for the last 27 years.

It is incredibly hard to understate how over Goldberg was during the streak. Didn't matter that every one of his matches was less then a minute long, the guy looked, acted, and was treated like a GOD.

And I am saying all of that as an unironic nazi who has multiple tattoos flexing my race. GOATberg was undeniable at his peak.

>>18074136
Dude, Lyra is going heel, worse this is the same buildup we got for Trips when he became one

They need to let go of Jackie Redmid, there’s no excuse for her to take up a single second of Queen Cathy’s screen time

>>18074152
Literally because of her look. I told you fags this and you keep denying it.

I miss my werita too :(

if they have to push a kween can they just push bianca again
i’d take super bianca at least having bangers over whatever the fuck jade is doing

>>18074179
Who should win the belt off of Dom?

>>18074160
That..that's a nutsack.

>>18074132
I want to fuck her shitter

>>18074167
She must suck good producer dick

>>18074051
Hardly

>>18074141
She should go to Japan and relearn how to wrestle and use her size as advantage

where's OTIS

>>18074192
Styles for obvious DIMES

>>18074191
>over whatever the fuck jade is doing
She's making my dick hard

>>18074194
>In NJ larping as NY

Natty has porn tier acting quality

Did you know that if you play the show from the beginning during the live broadcast you don’t get any ad breaks? It’s kino

>>18074186
i doubt that and she’s not at the top anyway so not relevant

Rusezzzzzzzzzz

ate a cucumber. now i'm gonna slice up two tomatoes and eat them as well

Out

>>18074205
She’s insane. Just fire her.

WE
WANT
LANA

>>18074192
FNBLR

>>18074106
That statement never works she's cute af bottom line

LEAGUE OF NATIONS MENTIONED

League Of Nations reference! Rusev, Sheamus, Wade, and that other guy

Gyaaatmus

>>18074211
>ate a cucumber

flan nuevo ahora

>>18074214
She was so hot bros

>>18074192
Penta if they want money

new >>18074231

What happened with Kaiser? Feel like he was on weekly then disappeared.

>>18074097
>not great in the ring
false
>not particularly charismatic
she has good facial expressions like bliss. she’s not a great interview but look how long it took bayley to get her shit together on promos
>not particularly great at anything
she’s a great small style wrestler and she’s amazingly composed for being 23
>not particularly attractive
sounds like AEW is more your pronouns >>18074097

>>18074205
Gunther is a terrible champion and deserves the rope.

whys he come out dressed like peter griffin?

>>18074097
Why are you posting a 16 year old Roxy and debating her attractiveness anon?

ha ha
Rusev (softly): "Out"
Essentially, Miro: "Biches leave."

>>18074209
trips wasnt on top when he climbed after the curtain call

>>18074238
Stuck in Charles' DMs, I'm afraid.

>>18074160
I don't care if she wrestles like garbage, I need Jade to leave a slug trail on my nose

The Gunther insult comic part of this show has become my favorite part of Raw

>>18074246
I want 16yr old Roxy as my tiny gf

Goontha is a great attraction. He is cutting just the most basic heel promo, but the crowd is eating it up because le evil German man
And then they cheer for him at the end when he declared TJD.
The marks are in the audience. Nature is healing. Wrestling is becoming good again.


>>18074263
lmao
I hope it is bad. Justice for finnerman.

HEEL SAYN HEEL SAYN HEEL SAYN

>gottem
Fuck you, Kross

>>18074151
I've played fallout

>>18074216
Your delusional