Thread 18074712

I told you, Lyra is going HHH heel since RAW needs one rn

Lyra shit
Roxy cute
Becky old

JD Mcdonut

I LOVE ROXANNE and I don’t give a flying eff who knows it

Every Raw is worse than the last it's honestly impressive at this point

Raquel is the goat

TOP 3 WWE BUTTHOLES I'D TONGEFUCK

LIV MORGAN
RHEA RIPLEY
STEPHANIE VAQUER

I miss her, lads

Hes ALL READY, he's BATTLE TESTED

>>18074712 (OP)
Lyra looks sexy tonight

based JD segment

Lyric being a retard and costing Bayley will get her over

I'm not falling for the psyop. Domino's DID have stuffed crust.

JD turning on FNBLR

ACE

There are more interesting ways they could have built up a Becky/Lyra/Bayley triple threat

Bird brain

Way to make Becky look like shit when she just got the belt. Also based JD promo

>>18074741
And you'll keep watching, so what does that say about you?

Snu snu with Raquel

Watch lyra turn and no one give a shit about it either kek

>live in America
>forced to see retarded leftist commercials

If I only read the game threads here, I'd think everyone in WWE sucks, isn't over and the buildings are all empty.
Good thing I just watch the product.

I hope JD stays with Dom. I feel like he likes Dom and is getting annoyed with Finn.

ey shuddap

>>18074759
Such as? Surely you have an actual idea that would be better and you aren't just complaining for the sake of it, right?

>>18074739
She's cute as fuck. Cutest smile in the biz probably. Bottom doesn't hurt either

QUICK BROS, DESCRIBE LYRA'S BUTTHOLE USING THREE (3) WORDS ONLY

I'M BEGGING YA

heyy...
shut up...
hey...

I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU CHAD I TOLD YOU

whose mom is this bro

when will the burial of gable stop? Hhh needs to be executed by the court of law

>>18074754
Look nigger, I'm a professional fat ass. My ass would've been completely all over a stuffed crust Domino's pie back in the day. It never happened.

LUDWIG SPOTTED

Penta finally broke an arm.

based penta lmfao

Ludwig Kaiser sighting

KAISER :D

Wait who was that in the back

>>18074775
kek the trannies do be false flaggin (all while watching the show still)

Lol Kaiser

I don't really understand why things were mostly enjoyable until the move over to Netflix, and then the quality went into the shitter.

ICE, get this violent thug outta here

>>18074753
I know it's been done before with Kelly Kelly, Eugene, and Jey Uso but a fucking retard gimmick would do wonders for Lyra.

>>18074788
Mine :3

>>18074775
Indeed. Smarks are subhumans who live in an alternate reality. WWE is fucking awesome.

>>18074785
cloaca

this bitch about to drown without liv

ludwig spotted!!

>>18074766
It means I like shitposting with my brehs. But (You) are not my breh.

Ludwig Kaiser!!!!

>>18074788
my dommy mommy

>>18074754
You're in the wrong timeline brother

>>18074784
All true plus she’s smol and spunky. She’s the future of the division.

Did they literally just make it so Gable isn't gonna get a match for weeks with that stupid segment?

im gonna get this off my chest.

i had a premature orgasm jerking myself to pics of stephanie vaquer. im talking embarassingly fast. sub 30 seconds. wasnt even going quick or anything. she just….took control of my mind. fuck man.

Raquel the loveable dork

Is true that Raquel is Rhea's bff?

>>18074760
>BIRD BRAIN LYRA

no dear god no don't let her talk

Holy shit, what a pop

>>18074803
That's not remotely true.

i miss ludwig

This is so sad. Rhea is so over and they have the belt on that jap shitter. I fucking hate HHH.

>>18074786
I TOLD JOO

stop Raquel
you're gonna get deported

Chad Gable fucked around and found out

they got marilyn manson in wrestling now?

>>18074785
Tiny
Puckered
Potato

tank top and cargo pants Rhea does it for me bad

THIS IS MY POTPIE KITTY

>>18074821
he needs to rest his neck for a couple weeks

Rhea looks like a fucking ghoul

I love raquel's little boobies

>>18074827
Not anymore as you can see

FOUR HOURS
ONE GOON
UH UH
ROXY

this is fucking trash lads

>>18074785
for trannies only

SLIM JIM TABLE

>>18074834
Trust the plan, you obese bitch

Rhea is gonna send Buddy nudes for their anniversary.

>>18074754
You're just convinced they had it because it's such a basic bitch item. That's what I thought too but I've had dominos for nearly 2 decades and I never had it til recently

THE SLIM JIM TABLE!!!!

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

>>18074825
How long had it been since you jerked off before that? Were you holding it in for a while?

>>18074815
Sol should be on Raw and not Roxanne

>THIS IS MY BRUTALITY
>*high pitch screeching intensifies*

Why is she so popular among women

>>18074849
women wrestling is indeed fucking trash

SLIM
JIM

welp, raquel got written off

>>18074848
Kek

Why does Cole mention the Jets every time he reads a promo for SS, isn’t he from Texas?

Slim Jim requires that the Slim Jim table makes at least one appearance per episode of Raw and Smackdown

>>18074851
SNAP INTO IT

>>18074712 (OP)
Raquel Rodrigues is one of the worst wrestlers to ever appear on mainstream television

kek Raquel taking bumps while still wearing her $1200 smartwatch

>>18074821
>gable out for weeks
>el grande americano having a match next week
they already did that, but would be dimes

OMG THE SLIM JIM TABLE

>>18074864
Many should be saying this.

>>18074788
Kino braids. Shame about Gable

smol roxy

SNAP INTO SLIM JIM

Good becky is gone
Did I miss anything?

Roxanne is really gonna cuck Liv and steal her spot.

TY SLIM JIM

BASED RAQUEL

raquel is strong wtf
she lifted rhea like she was roxanne

>>18074865
alt girls are the default nowadays

oh no super table

VAQUER HELP HER

SNAP SNAP SNAP

>raquel getting booked strong
is vince back

so basically roxanne is gonna hold onto livs belt

MAKE RHEA LOOK STRONG

smol

>>18074886
yeah this is one talking point the anti-wwe crowd trying to push I don't get at all

I wish buddy was booked strong.

Yeah, Liv is coming back babyface after Rox replaces her

>I missed seeing rhea get put through a table irl
I will never recover from this

>>18074907
and it’s based

OH NO THE SLIM JIM TABLE

They should stand next to each other at all times

>>18074902
She was the NXT Women's Champion under Hunter you fucking idiot.

Raquel and Roxxy look good together

Stoked racquel got to shut that dyke up

I can't watch hockey. Game is unwatchable.

oh my

>Canada didn't win a Stanley Cup again
OH NO NO NO

Raquel's finisher is good. I love chokeslams

cute friends

The slim jim table should be a comically long table to mimic a giant slim jim

>>18074914
I’m sorry that you live in Ohio

I'm surprised they let Rhea get the worse this time...

Slim Jim in spanish is Jim Delgado

LA RRRRUDA
LA MAS PERRRRUDA

>>18074925
mmmmm milky

>>18074907
yeah...
Dom and his retarded gang experiment has to stop, these fags cant lift a candle to >pic no matter how paul tries it.

raquel vs rhea is dimes

>>18074925
>Roxy at nipple height
Lads

>>18074925
LAS GUAPAS

>>18074914
maybe one day they'll make seats for people as big as you

Soon

I'm so fucking excited for Death Stranding 2.

>>18074925
imagine her feeding roxanne her milk

>>18074925
Texan cowgirls

>>18074921
NXT lore don't count

You couldn't pay me to play this boring wannabe movie slop. Kojima is a hack

Kojima will always be my goat.

Lucky me.

>>18074925
LEAVE ME AND MY DAUGHTER ALONE

This is your survivor series main event
>sami, jey, penta, la knight, cody
vs
>seth, bron, bronson, kross, ethan page

Asuka!!!! LFG

>>18074929
i say just mimic the design somehow, like spraying a graphic of the colors and shit onto the table itself. go full shameless sponsor mode

omegapop for iyo

>Death Stranding 2
Why do games look so gay today?

>>18074922
mom and daughter vibe, so cute

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

Iyo showed up for work today

This episode is heavily shoulder focused.

I wouldn't be surprised if Roxanne and Raquel be an actual tag team after this

>>18074925
Love this. It's like a circus act. Very Vincian pairing.

Walking simulator

>>18074947
Yeah, her cockmilk

Wonder what Dakota is up to

>>18074925
culo blanco huntresses

>>18074760
birb is fuckin determined to show us her tits on live TV. When will the nipples be free?

>>18074934
No shit? I know a Jimmy Delgado, I'm gonna start calling him Slim Jim. It'll be funny, because he is fat as fuck.

>>18074886
The complaints from the fact that wwe has BECOME pozzed and sold out to the nation of Israel not that they’re the only ones to do so

>>18074928
you too

>>18074930
I don't get this meme
it's cheap, gets big events and concerts, international airport, still plenty of white areas
it's no san diego or chicago or whatever but it's a nice place to live as an adult

>>18074957
and when the table breaks the slim jim snap plays and then OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>18074925
Las Vaqueritas

>>18074969
Begging zelina for a job.

Asuka vs iyo is cemented for summerslam

What about Kairi?

>>18074969
went to hawaii

>>18074975
Ohio skibbity rizz

>>18074946
I’m in need of a new game to fill time. I’ve put off playing DS1 for years now. The whole walking simulator shit just feels like a giant turn off. Is it worth a play through?

>>18074925
Just needs a tubby white guy that works in the oil fields. And it would be the quintessential Texas family

>>18074969
Hanging out with Zesty Eddy in Hawaii. Probably about to get a ring and then murdered that headcase in a couple of years.

CODY ISNT A FACE
HE'S A MOTHER FUCKING HEEL

WHO BROKE UP THE BLOODLINE AND MADE ROMAN HATE HIS FAMILY? CODY RHODES
WHO RUINED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH RANDY ORTON AND BROKE MY FUCKING NECK? CODY RHODES
WHO FORCED JEY USO INTO A BULLSHIT WIN-NOTHING TAG MATCH BEFORE LOSING THE WORLD TITLE TO GUNTHER NEXT DAY? CODY. FUCKING. RHODES

JELLY ROLL

>>18074985
YUCK

>>18074977
>this actually happening in the form of a graphic and soundbyte whenever a table breaks
The way they're going, i don't count this out

>>18074983
Popped me brother

>>18074975
>I don't get this meme
It's a zoom zoom meme, it's not supposed to make sense.

I don't "get" Jelly Roll

>>18074985
I miss her. I hope she’s doing ok.

>>18074982
She and Rhea will team up to fuck Vaquer and roxanne and take the tag team belt

>>18074925
Imagine getting to fuck both of them, Rox eats your culo Blanco while you finish on Raquel's small titties.

>>18074969
Back to being Evie

>>18074925
there's something charming about raquel using clothes for bimbos without actually being one

>>18074985
Grim
Looks like the depression and drinking has hit her hard in a short amount of time

>>18074994
a cute, actually
looks like a furby I can slide my cock into

YIN AND YANG, NEPHEW

>>18074925
>oh my
>>18074942
>Roxy at nipple height
She has NO tits....

>>18074925
huge pop

How do Europeans watch this then go to work in the morning?

>>18074985
The resemblance is uncanny

balls itchy as fuck bros

White women are so beautiful

>>18074985
CUTE

>>18075017
>Europeans
>go to work

>>18075000
damn that kick was with authority. almost looks like a receipt

>>18075017
Europe doesn't open until 11AM

>>18074989
I think so but you have to have the right mindset for it. It's about the vibe, it's about the feelings it gives you. You have to be willing to just go with it. It's not a game that's constantly exciting, but it packs an emotional punch. I would understand someone not liking it, but it's a 10/10 experience for me.

why do the raw and sd managers give off porn actor vibes?

>>18074985
DAYUCKY GUY LMAO!!

>>18074925
your female HBK & Diesel right here

>>18075017
ONE WORD
FOUR LETTERS
UH UH
NEET

>>18075020
GET GREEN

>>18074975
California sucks don't know why anyone would live anywhere south west

>>18074925
Based Gaytch booking the asians, blacks, and latinos togheter

>>18074953
Hey Buddy

phil is gettting buried in the saudi desert

>>18074925
>don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

>>18075017
I have a nap before and a nap afterwards

>>18075017
they go to the mosque in the morning not work

>>18075029
Holy Reddit

>>18074783
Well anon, I’m an insurance salesman. Not a pro-wrestling writer. Its not my job to make RAW interesting. That is Triple-Hs job. However that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to have an opinion on the story lol that being said, lyra looks like a fucking retard. If she’s mad that Bayley ruined her opportunity at Becky, she shouldn’t be such a coward about it. Begging Bayley for forgiveness, asking if “were still cool.” She screwed you.

>>18075037
hnnng

>Punk and Cena are tied

actually based, but it's kinda obvious Cena is going to win

>>18075037
damn I just want to lay her down, drip hot honey all over her tum tum and lick her clean until I end up with my tongue probing both her illegal immigrant holes

>>18075039
good

>brief HBK clip during Punk/Cena video package
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!

>>18075051
this guy isn't losing until december

My wife when I didn’t put my shoes away.

>>18075048
Can any nigga become an insurance salesman or do you need some kind of special degree or training?

>>18075065
me on the left

VINCE'S SHOULDER SPOTTED

>>18075065
That guy looks like Christian and heath slater

>>18075066
you need to be a special boy to become one

>>18075052
>>18075050
Why are white guys obsessed with latinas?

>>18075066
You need to get licensed with your state of residence. Then you usually have to join a brokerage to get started. If you build up a big enough book you can strike out on your own.

>1pm
fuck these saudi shows

sweet merciful christ that was a long video

>>18075072
why are you obsessed with black dick?

>>18075072
They have big assess and can cook tacos y burritos y nachos

i got the cm punk cena ad instead of iyo asuka wtf

>>18075072
because they're hot?
what kind of faggot question is that?

>>18075066
you can work at Aflack by studying for an insurance exam and taking a test
I went to one seminar or whatever and decided fuck it

>>18075033
>Comparing Shawn to a Kwabbed bitch and 2 dimeless woman
If anything shawn regrets the KLIQ and got big without them

>>18075061
wish he did honestly, holding the title until his last match is the most predictable shit, even more predictable if he loses to Cody

>>18075072
Colonizer muscle memory

KROSS ON PPV

>>18075081
that was a weird pivot, nobody was talking about niggers.

IT'S PLUSH ME, UCE

Is Saudi Arabia considered a first world country?

can you guys please tell me who is going to face randy in the finals? will it be rhodes or uso?

finally codester kill this shitter

>>18075089
That’s my goat

YEET

haha he say yeet

>>18075104
the saudis probably want cody

>>18075094
they preferred to kill them rather than breed them, only Spaniards were horny for latinas

YAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO

YEET

Damage CTRL is officially dead.

>>18075101
Saudi Arabia looks like the Las Vegas of the middle east

>>18075101
Third World because they weren't invested in the Cold War.

FOUR LETTERS
FIVE TOES
UGH UGH

>>18075101
Facility-wise yes
Only because they got oil
Otherwise they'd be a shithole similar to yemen

reminder

YEET!!!!!!

>>18075098
Worked

>>18075089
She looks exactly like this massage parlor whore who was jerking me off then got interrupted by a phone call, left, and got replaced by a chick who was not as hot.

NO YEET PLEASE NO

>>18075118
foot?

rememberinf the best Columbus OH moment ever

>>18075072
Latinas can give you white babies.

That kid getting snubbed kek

>>18075121
I like how excited she is.

>>18075118
F E E T

>>18075114
and they didn't even ask Kairi

>>18075072
Cause they are hot as fuck?

Yeetdust?

>>18075124
what'd they think of that tiny pecker of yours?

>>18075126
FEET

>>18075127
Buddy was a lucky guy.

>>18075131
KINOOO

>>18075132
that kid was wearing cody's gear, he doesn't get to yeet with jey

Long time YEETer here. Thank you for appreciating your audience and taking the feedback to heart. Your hard work doesn't go unnoticed. P.S. my wife loves to YEET

Threadly reminder that Jey Uso is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

please Jey it's day 27 I want to go home I can't YEET anymore

5 LETTERS
ONE WORD
UNH UNH
GAPED

>>18075136
Who?

>>18074989
No, it's really hamfisted director exposition because La Creativida is obsessed with crafting the narrative of himself into being the fondée en auteur of video games as art. The gameplay loop is actually incredibly satisfying in a very simple and autistic way. Like you fall into a grove of balancing your packages, optimizing your path, and utilizing what others who have come before left to you. If you just want to relax and game that shit is the absolute peak. Right up there with Every Extended Extra for how well the presentation and gameplay meld to lure you into deep immersion.

It's just everything else sucks and is gay as fuck, so immersion broken lol.

>>18075100
Reminds me of Freaknik

>>18075133
FBI, this the one right here

>>18075128
I love this Argentina goddess

>>18075066
Take the state exam. My company hired me before I passed because they groom you up and train you. I dont even have a degree. My last job was at Target lol

>>18075144
Luckier than the emo soup guy

based crowd member

new >>18075162

>>18075121
The cute Loli is the only one in the crowd that isn't a fat fuck

>>18075140
Who cares what they think of my little dick, they're whores.

alri fuck jey uso I'm out
see you tomorrow nxtchads

ONE MORE TIME
HIT MY MUSIC

MY FATHER SAID

WHEN I WAS YOOOOUNGER


HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEEENNNNNN

>>18075131
dimeless