Thread 18075030

>I don't know what straight edge means
>I beat CM Punk's ass and made him cry
>I can dunk a fucking basketball
Holy fucking based.

>>18075030 (OP)
There is no hope for this business until Teddy Hart is allowed back in the big leagues. Fucking faggots are so scared of a little controversy that they throw away all the most entertaining schizos. We don't need a bunch of gay soap opera characters, we need shoot insane drug addicted cat juggling slut murderers like Teddy Hart.

>>18075030 (OP)
Teddy Hart is the one who was promised

>>18075404
But instead we got these whores

Fuck modern prowrestling

>>18075404
He certainly could be, but they won't give him a chance. It's just like Tessa Blanchard but worse. Both had their careers ruined by bullshit rumors spread by smarks on social media, but Tessa got a little forgiveness for being a woman.

>>18075030 (OP)
Did you guys know Bret came up with the "bring a live cat to the ring" idea first ? as a joke in WCW;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SUxoKKh8f8

>>18075465
>ruined by bullshit rumors spread by smarks on social media
You think Teddy Hart was arrested an jailed in Texas for "bullshit rumors spread by smarks on social media" ?Do you have any idea of his criminal history at all ?
Fuck, you're retarded.

>>18075465
I shoot love Tessa

>>18075631
I don't give a fuck about his criminal history, just like I don't give a fuck about Hogan saying the word or Stone Cold running over some fat bitch with his ATV. Your kind of attitude is why we have so many bland dimeless shitters in this business.

>>18075130
If Will Assplay or one of the Young Cucks did 20 Moonsaults in a row and kept making everyone catch him over half this board would be shitting and pissing throwing up with rage during the stream. He’s entertaining like a train wreck, he doesn’t need to be in a wrestling ring for that.

>>18075637
I'm also a fan, but since she's the daughter of a horseman I kind of have to like her.

>>18075654
beating the fuck out of someone in a wheelchair while high on crack and saying “nigger” in the privacy of your hotel room are not the same thing you fat snark

>>18075679
lol he was just ribbing those jabronis, why do people wanna get all butthurt about it? Tell me something, can you juggle cats? No? Then what do you know?

>>18075690
Teddy did all that? BASED!

I kinda miss Raw on USA. As soon as it would end something else would come on. Now I am stuck staring at the Netflix screen while random thumbnails autoplay scream at me, paralyzed by indecision.

>>18075681
>4H
that was my gang in high school

>>18075728
based, gotta keep the classic stables alive

True story, I did coke with Teddy in a Waffle House bathroom at like 3AM.

>>18075735
I wrote it next to my name on tests and eventually got called down to the VP's office. Apparently, Four Horsemen is gang related.

>>18075742
was it the good shit?

>>18075442
why AEW is not pushing these girls? what a retard tony is

>>18075751
well our government now seems to think that juggalos are a dangerous gang, so apparently it doesn't take much. I had my own little gang in high school called the shithouse gang, we would just do minor acts of vandalism and brag about it by writing poems on the bathroom walls, but they came down on us and said we were connected to the trenchcoat mafia, planning to shoot up the school, etc. I guess it just comes down to the fact that pearl clutching pussies ruin everything good these days.

>>18075783
lmao nigga you autistic

>>18075783
>>18075792
Yeah, he's a zoomer.

>>18075465
>bullshit rumors spread by smarks on social media

Myspace didn't even exist yet when WWF first released Teddy from developmental due to "attitude problems". His multiple arrests over the years are not rumors.

>>18075792
thank you, I resemble that remark.

>>18075825
I was talking about the bullshit rumor of him allegedly killing his GF when there's no evidence that he did. And WWE put up with a doped-up Shawn Michaels for decades so I don't think those other things were the main problem.

>>18075889
You do realize that Shawn was an actual draw and Teddy Hart is just some skinnyfat shitter related to the Harts?

>>18075690
Why do you care what we do in the privacy of our own hotel room? Fascist bigot

>>18075899
Shawn became a draw because he got big opportunities, despite his notoriously bad behavior. But oh, what do you know? McMahon's cock sleeve gets forgiveness while another Hart gets buried before he can even really take off. Typical. But I'm glad Teddy isn't in WWE now or he would just be jobbing to a bunch of coconut sucking sissies like the rest of them.

>>18075945
Damn I doubt even his girlfriend deepthroated him this hard.

Do you reckon he fucks them cats?

>>18075889
Shawn and Marty were released from WWF after two weeks in 1987. World champions were almost expected to act like egomaniacs in the past, but not newcomers like Teddy.

>>18075970
Can you prove any of the stupid allegations made about Teddy Hart? I'm not talking about some dumb whore making unverified claims, I mean actual proof.

>>18075961
Of course she did, because based Teddy would have killed her ass otherwise lol

>>18075699
I think Teddy is funny. Personality goes a long way for sure. That he likes a bit of rape and crack and pills and juggling cats isn’t my business. His matches on the other hand would require some serious mental dissonance to defend. It’s not just the moonsault until you puke PPV. You’re familiar with him brotha you’ve seen him in the ring. Teddy is THE original mooves mooves mooves guy. I remember hearing about him when I was a kid long before YouTube. A kid had a tape or someone caught a house show and tried to describe it. Imagine when he hits someone with a double hammerlock spike pile driver and doesn’t even go for a cover. Or he uses a Springboard backflip three-quarter facelock diving reverse DDT (he does that shit) as a transitional move.

>>18075997
I'm not knowledgeable about allegations beyond his legal history and the missing woman. Not sure why 4chan supposed to be some type of court of law? His family members and others who have been around him say he has obvious issues, possibly in part due to his younger brother's death. It's not hard to figure out why big companies with HR departments wouldn't want him around.

>>18075825
If I remember right he got released because someone fucked with his bags as a rib but his bags had his roids and his drugs in it and he threatened to kill every single person at the hotel or the bus or whatever. So instead of giving him his shit back they threw it in the river because he was an 18 year old kid trying to big league adults and threatening them over a minor rib. They didn’t shit in his sandwich or anything. He acted like it was his first day in prison. I could be misremembering though.

>>18075899
>Shawn was an actual draw
citation needed, WWF almost went under with him on top. Shawn was never a draw.

>>18076043
I bet if he spent two months working in CMLL, they would iron him out quickly.

>>18076081
That's the whole point I'm trying to make, these faggot HR departments have no place in wrestling. Those kind of people go way out of their way to avoid controversy when they should be seeking it out.

>>18076086
Good point, Shawn was champion when WCW overtook WWF and became number one.

>>18076098
I don’t even think he could use 3/4’s of his old move set. I just don’t think he can go at that level. When he could though?Even if that style isn’t your cup of tea you’d have to admit his work was tight as a fucking drum. Him and AJ were for years the only guys in North America who’s shit looked that good. AJ being a lot more restrained. Cornette type people would bitch about the moves looking like they killed the other guy, but Cornette himself I never heard him say anything other than talk about his legal stuff and the moonsault puke in ROH. Maybe some MLW stuff but I can’t remember him dogging his ring work there. Just that he was always not showing up because he got arrested.

>>18076278
*US and Canada not NA. I’m sure there were guys in Mexico as polished doing wild shit.

>>18075654
How is the motherfucker supposed to get booked to work WHEN HE'S IN JAIL
you fuckin moron

>>18076278
>Moveset

>>18076378
How did Punk grow more hair?

>>18075030 (OP)
>Punk got his ass kicked by a fuckin junkie

>>18076378
YOU WANNNA GO??

>>18076369
this is a stupid statement, he's not in jail and is still working small indies.

>>18076418
The only bad habit Phil has is being a fake tough guy faggot who constantly gets his ass beat, it seems.

>>18076457
I actually just learned today about Teddy Hart kicking CM Puke's ass, which is funny because the straight edge guy keeps getting his ass whooped by potheads.

Does anyone have a link to the interview he did on Rene Dupree where he just fucking ranted for like 45 minutes straight cause Renee was too fucking drunk to stop him?

Does he still wrestle?

>gets asked a question
>begins by asnsering it in a very long and verbose way but continous and nonstop, just a long complete string of ideas linked together
>gets a second epiphany, realization, correlation, connection to the topic and left turns his train of thought through a corn field and going off into another direction completely adjacent to the original topic
>throws cats, weed, hypoallergenic cat flipping, crystals, being a pimp, having paid his debt to society, telling Bret to fuck himself, likened himself and aspired to be The Rock, clearing up stories about himself, rumours, shit talkers, downplays charges, talks about tips of being in jail and how to make cake in jail by mashing together a whole back of Oreo cookies and using the icing as pastry, and lamenting how wrestlings dead in Calgary
>gets back to the original topic and answers the question and summarizes it in two sentences.

>>18076576
Betas fear the cocaine alpha male.

>>18075442
Holy based

>>18076576
Is that really jsut what it is? I just figured it was his normal speaking cadence.

>>18076542
He's been wrestling since he got out of jail

>>18075030 (OP)
That one shoot interview where the hosts were shoot scared by him even tho there was like half a dozen other wrestlers in the room just listening in to his ramblings

>>18075631
What did he do exactly? Legit asking. All I know about him is the Punk shit

>>18077013
He's been arrested repeatedly for drugs, theft, and assault.

>>18075825
Yeah he's not going to live to 50.

>>18075764
Saraya is retired and Harley got her nose broke but is returning soon

>>18075030 (OP)
i was a at a show where he came out in a robe stroking a cat and cut a 45 minute promo about how shows that feature long promos are terrible and he wasnt going to subject the audience to a long promo praise jesus

Samantha Fiddler is still missing, btw. Chaysn Rance helped Teddy cover it up.

>>18079530
She could just have easily been abducted by a serial killer while she was out trying to score drugs for Teddy.

>>18080423
That's what Teddy wants u to believe

>>18081020
Didn't it happen in Florida? I can totally believe she got kidnapped and trafficked there.

>>18075465
tessa's career wasn't ruined by twitter rumors, her career was ruined by her being a crazy bitch and fleeing to mexico with the title, that isn't a rumor it really happened

>>18079530
>Samantha Fiddler is still missing, btw.
Qrd?

>>18076521
Got deleted because Rene realized he hit rock bottom and needed to clean himself up after watching it.

>>18075783
same here, me and a friend ruled a highschool gang called The Starfish Rammers.
we would also cause a bit of vandalism here and there and then fuck bussy to celebrate the mayhem we caused, they used to call us "Gayhem" after it came to light we fucked femboi bussy and we were branded a biological terror gang.
Gayhem is a title we flaunted because while they were fucking pussy like a bunch of gay dweebs, we were fucking freshly shaven bussy like real men.

>>18076521
sadly not, i was killing myself laughing when rene closed his laptop but was so wasted that he forgot to turn the stream off so you had like 45 minutes of pure void with occasional sniffles

>>18082485
There's a miniseries about it on Peacock

>>18082624
How did u find these bussys? Did they smell bad?

>>18076467
I wish Sabu didn't save Punk's life that day.

>>18083271
with a name like The Starfish Rammers, the femboys pretty much came flooding in because they went looking for us, especially after we were called "Gayhem".
as soon as one showed up and enjoyed his time, he brought in more femboys and it snowballed

>>18082559
Somebody had it savd SOMEWHERE

>>18084305
Someone did save it and upload it on drive or whatever. Post is prob on the archives but dunno if the video will still be there