Thread 18075162

TWO NUMBERS
ONE KWAB
UH UH
9 2

>>18075162 (OP)
raquel is never going to get over, she's useless, a waste of time, and should be deported

>>18075162 (OP)
why is that man dressed as a woman?

ToT

>>18075162 (OP)
Post yfw Jey Uso wins and does 3 yeet segments in a row

If I ever go to a tv show the poster im making is the four letters five toes ugh ugh feet poster

no way cawdy will job here

Tell me why women should be allowed at shows

>>18075162 (OP)
onlyfans collab when?

Someone needa to interrupt the “one more time” and get some heat

CODESTER

>Jimmy started YEET
>Jey is the one that gets famous from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asSACFrjacg

PLUSHIES HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROYAL FAMILY

>>18075162 (OP)
I mute when yeet comes on, will people get tired of this ever?

>>18075182
they actually buy merch

When does Jordynne join Smackdown?

>>18075162 (OP)
is ww3 happening or not?

>>18075182
To hit the merch stand and grab me a beer while I enjoy the show

SEVEN LETTERS
TWO WORDS
SHIV LIV

RIKISHI SPOTTED
JEY WINS

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

MELANIN, ON MY POLE
CAN'T STOP POUNDING CHOCOLATE HOLES
BLACK GIRLS ARE THE ONLY ONES FOR ME

SORRY JAMAL, SHE'S MINE NOW
ALL MY KIDS ARE SHADES OF BROWN
AFRICANS ARE ALL I WANNA BREED

(WHOA)
MY FATHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
BLACK GIRLS MAKE BETTER WIVES!
(BETTER WIVES!)

I'LL THROW IT ALL AWAY
THE WHITE RACE I'LL BETRAY
FOR NUBIAN KWEENDOM

I WANNA KNOCK UP JADE
CALL ME THE KING OF SPADES
I'M OIL DRILLING

BLACK GIRLS BOW TO ME
CRAVING MY WHITE DNA
THEY'LL FOLLOW ME INTO BED
I AM MY KANGDOM

>>18075175
Turn on your monitor

Is this the first Codeman match on Netlfix?

>>18075162 (OP)
>never talk to me or my daughter again

>>18075187
>Jimmy started YEET

Yeet is the most obnoxious thing in WWE history bar none, I'd rather have a three hour show of everyone else in the history of the company lined up saying their catchphrases than have 2 minutes of yeeting.

KINO IS ON THE MENU

>I am my kingdom
>loses KotR

>>18075192
If you've never been there live, you can't understand. The energy in the venue is absolutely insane. You'd be yeeting too.

>>18075203
Malakai please save your wife’s friends husband who is your neighbor.

>>18075175
turn on your monitor, playa

>>18075199
No, Trump literally achieved peace in the Middle East to ensure that NOC goes off without a hitch

>>18075203
LMAO

>>18075203
>black on black violence

>>18075199
Nothing.
Ever.
Happens.

i will never be able to take cawdy seriously
he will always be the jobber that refused to wear kneepads

>>18075202
does this fatass actually have any power in WWE other than being a coconut

>>18075162 (OP)
Standing breastfeed

>>18075216
You're high if you think Jey is losing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>18075203
>now kith

>>18075199
It's already over. We won.

I missed the rundown is the RxR street fight next Saturday or Monday

>>18075214
>t. tranny with a severe dimes allergy

i will never understand why gringos love this yeet shit

I’m expecting a good match out of these two

>>18075207
BASED!

>>18075207
based cream in the coffee enjoyer

>>18075199
Trump bombed Iran and then said "Olly Olly Oxen Free," and ended the game right there like a bitch nigger. Now Iran is Sneeding and Coping and making a buncha empty threats. Israel went silent and pretended they didn't hear while they chucked a couple of rocks after the game was over.

Basically it's all kayfabe brother.

>14 words
>88 letters in the alphabet

Bros, cody is really hot.

>>18075230
err I meant winning

>>18075162 (OP)
Be honest, what you guys think about Raquel?

>>18075232
Momma :(

When they showed the Cody/Jey package earlier in the show I realized I don't even remember when they were tag team champs

>>18075199
worked

Cody is just modern day Surfer Sting with a patriotic aesthetic instead of face paint.

>>18075249
Cute face. Man’s body.

the crown jewel belt genuinely looked insanely expensive

>>18075249
I'd eat her pussy and french kiss her asshole but she's a charisma vacuum.

one night tourney was better

And they call zoomer guys who never flget pussy incels. Fucking Anti-Sex League zoomer perpetual preteen women are voluntarily afraid to talk to a guy

>>18075249
That one match she had where her thong was popping out worked me into a shoot.

>>18075246
a hot pile of shit

>>18075199
No. China told Iran to keep the straight open and Iran launched missles at empty US bases to save some face. Israel will keep doing what it wants and provoking but show's over.

>>18075246
Is that whey heavy on your mind?

>>18075249
I find her very attractive

>>18075249
midcarder for life. nothing wrong with that though

>>18075256
WOOOOOW

>Night of Champions is on at 1:00 PM ET
Comfy. Love mid-day PLEs.

>>18075249
Braun Strowman is a lucky monster among men

alright, who interferes this match?

desperate vs lazy

>>18075279
Buddy.

>>18075277
same

So do people just not care about R.Truth anymore? Did he ruin it for himself by dropping the comedy gimmick?

>>18075279
Jamie noble

>>18075279
Roman Reigns

>>18075279
You. It's your debut, anon. Go out there and make an impression.

cawdy and yeet uso are both a 3 star general

Cody doing his best to act like jey is a serious opponent

Why does Jey use Mistico's arm gauntlets?

>>18075264
>AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter when she's performing
The fuck did she mean by this?

>>18075249
Pretty terrible baby-face. Decent heel muscle.

Who would you rather be raped by in this match?
I bet Jey's dick is bigger but it probably don't work from being a massive alcoholic and he has absolutely no stamina so it wouldn't last long.

>>18075287
SIX LETTERS
ONE WORD
YUM YUM
SWEETS

>>18075284
WWE fans are F I C K L E.

>>18075249
Average wrestler, average woman. She seems to be a nice person

>>18075249
She is very cute and sweet

>>18075249
She has a back but she can't draw

>>18075277
>wake up
>jack off
>piss
>eat breakfast
>watch a WWE PLE
comfy

>>18075301
Jey is a 5 incher but can’t perform well. Cody’s 6 inches but eager to please. Can’t last long either.

>>18075284
he's in smackdown, not raw

>>18075297
You know how you're an antisocial loser afraid of women? Well everyone below the age of 22 is exactly the same way

>>18075301
Kill yourself.

6 LETTERS
1 WORD
UH UH
NIGGER

I find funny that after all those years Chyna is still the most popular "big" woman wrestler? I mean big as being tall, muscular etc.

>>18075182
Women make everything better by being sexy

>Lyra
Sucks
>Roxy
DoA
>Cora Jade
Fired and KWABed herself in to being a shoot OnlyFans ho
>Giulia
No reactions
>Stephanie Vaquer
Only over due to culo and devils kiss

NXT sisters, what now?

>>18075279
You know who

>>18075249
Underrated looks wise, huge for a woman wrestler, lacking in charisma

If Jey wins
I riot.

(pity my parakeets)

>phil shills NoKings shit
>is fighting in a literal kingdom on Saturday
What do you call people who are like this?

>>18075318
Not a word we say here

>>18075321
Cry more Iyofag

>>18075304
That cake is soooooo for a fat girl.

>>18075249
She should go back to her back gimmick, I'll cum to it.

>>18075327
Based and same

Could they not find a better guy to push than Cody? He sucks in the ring.

>>18075249
Lyme diseased, should retire, no charisma, can't speak Spanish.

>>18075338
You suck in the ring

>>18075328
Fake ass bitches

CAWDYs story is over hes gonna fall back to the mid card

>>18075203
Kino.

>>18075328
Based retard! I pop for your room temperature IQ!!

>>18075249
Cute, powerhouse midcarder.

>>18075328
Hypocrites or Liberals

>>18075342
Take that back

>>18075249
I like her. She towers over the midgets in the women's division.

Nigger wrestler sex.

>>18075336
She's too fat now, she will never regain back muscle definition ever again. It's over for her

pls no more Jay I can't

He tapped WHO???

>>18075328
Capitalist.

Orton winning against Sami still makes no sense at all

>>18075319
she ruined herself with roids and untreated psychological trauma that led her to fill her body with it

B R O C K

>>18075249
Im a pretty big fan. Aside from what everyone else mentioned (entertaining, hot, solid worker, etc), I relate to her skin issues because I have severe eczema that comes and goes. I was listening to an interview where she went into details about the impact it has on your life and I related to everything she was going through.

>>18075349
Not enough mental gymnastics for you?

Zayn vs Kross confirmed! Lets goooo

>>18075328
>his gimmick is that he's here to make money
also
>his gimmick is that he hates people who have money

jey is such a shitter and it doesnt help he is gassed out after the 2 yeets

WHEEEEE MY WIFE

>>18075328
cena was right about him

>"you're not the voice of the voiceless you're a millionaire"
>"you don't hate tko you're mr. tko"

>>18075335
The fact that Sol don't wear pantyhoses is even better, showing her legs without shame. Should be trend

>>18075328
if it aint on the show, it aint real

>>18075352
Shan’t

>>18075350
She's only 5'8", literally a womanlet

>>18075367
It does if the finals is Orton vs Cody

>Jey can't do a Davey Boy Smith CHINLOCK
what a fucking shitter

>>18075249
Decent wrestler, big ass, looks powerful

>>18075321
>NXT sisters, what now?
Sol Ruca. Will be the biggest star after Rhea.

>>18075376
Strong on twitter
Weak on actions

>>18075380
I accept your cencession

It’s Usover

>>18075378
Aren't they forced to wear skin color pantyhose to prevent their pussies from popping out?

>>18075386
>mistah nightmare, am fooked uce

>>18075382
Isn't she 6'0?

THIS IS AWESOME

>>18075383
It could have just as easily been Jami

CHIPS AND SALSA

>>18075399
Agreed uce

I miss her, anons

>watch this impact
>cuts the moment the impact hits

>WATCH THIS IMPACT!!
>Switches to commercials before impact
What did Triple Aids mean by this?

>>18075396
Lyra don't wear either pantyhose or knee pads, she is based

Jey Uso is a terrible wrestler.
Fuck him and fuck YOU.

>>18075410
>They still have the tendie plushies
kek

so much grunting over nothing like fake and gay sex scene

>>18075411
>raw rolls on

So the loser of this match doesn’t have to go to Saudi Arabia?

>>18075417
that is because she does DDP's yoga

>>18075419
tendie plushies are over with me, brother

Rhodes sucks. Jey sucks. This is the main event. I'm going to get because I hate both these cunts. Cody especially. Fuck that nepobaby with the fire of thousand suns.
>Waah, my story
You're shit and you have the most retarded tattoo I've ever seen because you wouldn't listen to your own merits tattoo artist trying to talk you out of it.

>>18075411
>>18075412
Nose has been watching too much AEDub methinks.

>>18075428
Oh she does something like that

>>18075417
Go away birbfag

>>18075418
But he says the thing

>>18075427
Loser of this match gets to live like a coward.
Winner gets to martyr themselves in the crusader spirit!

>>18075417
ugly boots, should go up to the knees

Great fuckin show tonight. Raw is on one hell of a hot streak.

Why do we need a Jurassic Park movie ever 2 years now?

>>18075431
worked

>>18075436
You first iyofag

>>18075162 (OP)
Where the hell are her tits?

>>18075431
We get it, you suck AEW and WCW's microdick anon

Someone in the audience yelled "I want a slim Jim".

Is that shoot spit bros?

>>18075444
Why do they always need to tell the same god damn story?

>>18075431
lol this post made me realize both cody and jey are nepobabies of fat dancing retard wrestlers

>>18075410
Chicken wing trophy spotted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fJZ-228wQ4

>>18075444
Jurassic world made like 1.5 billy

>>18075437
Oh. Carry on then.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18075338
Srs I think jey sucks but Cody is barely better

im bored af

>>18075417
Sniffola til I cummola

Are we getting a clean Cody win or some shenanigans

>>18075447
fuck that gook too

Buddy could heem these guys. In my dreams.

When does Fein come out?

I really like Cody’s pants

Cody…Cody RHOOOOOOODES
CODY…CODY RHOOOOOooodes

All of Cody's signature moves are so bad. Seriously, it's impressive how he chose such a shitty arsenal of moves and thought that this shit was okay.

>>18075382
She's easily 5'11

>>18075444
>why do soulless Hollywood producers bank on established IPs and dare not invest in unknown titles?
You tell me

>>18075468
Seff interference

>>18075477
I'd like them better on my bedroom floor

>>18075468
>>18075279
Cena obviously doesn't want Cody to win

>>18075477
I was thinking the same thing. That velvet texture have on it looks good.

So we're calling that the Super Cutter now?

>>18075483
appropriate picture

>>18075463
jey has that effect

>>18075483
Ugly fat bird

THAT MOVE DON'T BEAT NOBODY

i want them both to lose
#justice4ilja

I pop whenever someone steals their opponent's finisher

>>18075410
>comes back for like 2 weeks to get her rep ruined
>breaks arm against literal nobody
She had such a run earlier this year and now she's a joke

Man Is Jey using Kakashi gimmick? First is the sleeper and now crossroads

>>18075492
Just ignore Corey when he calls something Super

Jeys cross roads looks like shit kek

jey should win with a sleeperhold

CAM ON CODEHH

JEY USO HEEL TURN

rate this promo
https://youtu.be/j7SOc_8IhSY

ugliest spear in the business, every goddamn time

>>18075503
That nobody beat Liv twice

>>18075227
>the jobber that refused to wear kneepads
Funny. We call your mom that too

I still don't understand how none of Dusty's boys didn't get the fatass genes?

CODYS SO COOL

It's crazy how far Cody's stock has fallen.

CODY RHODES WITH THE POP

SUPER CODY

NO YEET

3 star match

>>18075468
Clean Cody.

Who the fuck are even the top #5 powerlevel right now?

>#1 Gunther(??)
>#2 Cena
>#3 Seth
>#4 Cody
>#5 Jey

Is this accurate?

So the crowd only YEETs because it's fun not because they like Jey? lol

AAAAAAA

The Jey Uso experiment has

E N D E D

(Also Cody gets to die in a plane shot down now)

Cody rep officially destroyed by doing this bad against jey

RIKISHI STATUS?
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ADRENALINE
IN MY THIGH
NO KITTY IT'S MY POTPIE
YOU'VE BEEN BAD YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY

Oh boy, I can already hear Kish bitching and moaning.

>1 Cross Rhoads
Based Codelander putting that coconut bitch in his place.

How mad is Rikishi right now?

>>18075537
punk and roman are in the top 3

MY FATHER SAAAAIIIIID

WHEN I WAS YOOOOOOOOOUNGGGEEERR

HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEENNNNN YEEAAAAAHHHHn

>>18075525
Dustin could get heavy at times but yeah Cody's always been skinny

>two superkicks
>a spear
>cody pops right back up
lmfao

>>18075548
leaving angry voice mails for Haitch

Rikishi big mad

What's next for him?

KWAB

>>18075537
>powerlevel
18+ board

>>18075548
KWABBED, CODY DID FOR STONE COLD!

>>18075540
Yes.

Hope and optimism: Restored

Randy's gonna kill Cody's ass

>>18075552
Goddam, does this goddess fuck fans?

cody has to humiliate every face he beats, he's such a sociopath

this is so fucking gay

jey will join seth

>>18075537
Didn't Cody beat Gunther?

>>18075559
CROSSDRESS BY GOLDUST

>>18075479
I like the backwards rope jump takedown and his finisher . He's a barely mid tier though for sure

Kishi finna be malding

>>18075548
fat and angry

now kiss

>>18075548
You know this fat nigga gonna be sneeding and calling for the TKO stockholders to give a vote of no confidence.

Another excellent episode

more lee fitting kino

>>18075587
Me son...me own fookin' son, a mid carder

>>18075563
TNA title

Notice they never once said the show Saturday was in Saudi

>>18075560
Cody has one of the top super power level rn

>>18075593
Shut up Hunter

i need my fuckin demon to come back for ONE NIGHT ONLY

kek I just opened Twitter while the show was ending and the clip from RAW where RTruth blew up played and I thought he was doing a run in

Based Cody beating YEETman

BRAVO LEE FITTING

For me it's Roxy

Two too babyfaces. Good match. Clean finish. No shenanigans. Good sportsmanship. I cant complain man. I really can’t. Been a while since Raw just ended on wrestling

pretty good show this week honestly

>>18075594
Has he ever missed? Even once?

>>18075537
Bronn is easily on or above jeys tier

>>18075598
they did when they were going over the whole card, right after the sami/kross thing i think?

>>18075583
at arab show

>>18075598
Hedging their bets in case they have to do it in the performance center for the nXtfags

Whew, what a great show once again! How do we keep doing it pal?
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>>18075537
>Cody
>Cena (he has to cheat to win now)
>Reigns (they keep protecting him)
>Punk / Seff
>Gunther

>>18075598
They literally did and said what time the show would start on the east and west coast

>>18075593
It was solid but first match was best. Becky sucked hard

>>18075479
No risk moves that are kinda flashy and don't require much effort. For a champ that worked as many days as he did during his title run he needs exactly that sort of thing. Cody was unironically working at peak Hogan levels and that sort of routine is what carries you through those long tours.

>>18075632
Vince ordering a shoot terrorist attack in SA sounds plausible

>>18075593
if you out all the women trash it was actually decent

>>18075644
Vinnie Mac reaches out to the Yemeni along with TK on group chat

>>18075537
cena is not on the list at all wtf. he has to belt shot everyone to win. its probably #1 cody, #2 gunther #3 seff #4 jacob fatu/bron #5 jey

>>18075664
where's philip

>>18075664
If you leave out singalongs and merch, it'd be:
1. WALTER
2. Gable/EGAmericano
3. Jacob Fatu
4. Seff
5. Bron Steiner

>>18075695
he's top 10 but he has a kryptonite of being emotionally volatile and easily distracted which costs him a lot of w's

>>18075697
gable is kayfabe very weak but americano is strong, they shouldn't be lumped together

>>18075370
>Aside from what everyone else mentioned (entertaining, hot, solid worker, etc)
You ignored the parts where they criticized her?

>>18075387
>big ass
LMAO
Nigga stop