Thread 18076108

FAMILY FEUD EDITION!!!

The great joshi war is here. After a tense backstage conversation, the action continued ringside as /ourbirb/ came to try and help Auntie Bayley who was about to be counted out after Mama Becko tried to cheat yet again. (Kek, what a trickster!) Becky, who knows her protégé well, knew which buttons to press until Lyra snapped and attacked her, causing the IC title match to end in a DQ. What ensued was a big argument between Lyra and Bayley as Becky watched with glee. Since this match ended in a DQ, all signs point to a triple threat match at either Evolution or another PLE. How will the great joshi war continue, and who will come out on top? We shall see, but one thing remains, /ourbirb/ is still cute, adorable, a dork, SEXO and has the best thighs in the game!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.

WWE Raw Highlight from today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSw9CvtzVKs
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw
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The CUTEST joshi in the biz!

Ooops I linked to an even older thread.
ACTUAL PREVIOUS: >>18041625

SMOOCHES

REMINDER THAT THE IMG RHEA TRANNY IS ONE OF THE TOP BIRDFAGS

Lyra will never be part of the joshi alliance. /Arrrr/, /Giu/, /IYO/, and /Kabuki/. All hate you!

Smart woman

>>18076134
>>18076141
KYS you annoying faggots

>>18076127
MWAH!

>>18076141
That doesn't even make sense, /iyo/ and /arrr/ hate /kabuki/.

>immediately start spamming anti Lyra stuff when a new general is created
based discord pedos

>>18076127
This player deserves all the kisses!

>>18076127
most adorable joshi!

>>18076141
>I posted it again award

>>18075838
Oh no...

>>18076178
But enough about the birb general posting the same shitty gay things

>>18076184
You would know about being repetitive wouldn't you.

>>18076178
I love her body. It's just very nice to look at. I would like a statue of her.

>>18076141
Based, I wonder if there is a term for an industry plant in wrestling?
That's pretty much Lyra and her nepofamily.

What a plain player

>>18076197
>anti activity picks up again after a day of comfy birbposting
>check what the time in India is after the antis started again
As always. Lyra haters are confirmed Indians.

>>18076197
It's the most active and interesting one on the log. So there's that. Always a silver lining.

>>18076213
Really activates the almonds...

I’m not afraid to admit that
I
LOVE
THE
BIRD

>>18076018 definitely the Rhea IMG poster. Look how emotional and feminine this response is.

Lyra's matches are always so exciting.

I love how you faggots also hide in this general. And barely comment on the Raw gamethread. Cause you'll get dunked on.

Nice of Lyra and Becky to let someone else have the match of the night at Night of Champions before they reclaim the title at Evolution.

>>18076213
>Post Raw hour
>India hours
?

>>18076309
>hide in this general
A general thread exists to discuss that one specific wrestler. We don't feel the need to push her onto others outside of it when we can happily enjoy birbposting in our general thread.

We broke him.

>>18076309
Pretty sure there were like only 2 birb posts, everyone else was hating on lyra becky and bailey, so yeah

Bro give it a fucking rest. What's the matter with you? Did your mom not hug you enough.

An angel with a broken wing

>>18076286
>noticed how they haven't addressed this

>be the cutest joshi doing cute birb things
>cause random a internet schizo to lose his shit for well over an entire year and relentlessly stalk said joshi
honestly she's pretty fucking based just for effortlessly making him seethe. the fact that she's a cute joshi and amazing in the ring is what really brings it home.

>>18076366
>notice how everyone ignored by retarded headcanon

>>18076379
Those legs are so fucking strong

>is so small she has to wear these comically large platforms
Cute! Dare I say extra cute?

>>18076393
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG
her thighs are top tier

>>18076393
Xia got her on that super soldier training
>>18076400
>wants to be as tall as auntie Bayley
>>18076379
Over one loss

>Catching up on Raw and the gamethreads
>Barely 2 or 3 anons discussing something positive about lyra at different times in gamethreads
>Somehow /lyra/ got 100+ replies and a new thread general after Raw started despite lyra just being out for a few seconds
>/iyo/ /kabuki/ and /arrr/ got less than 50 replies in their generals after Raw started despite many replies supporting Asuka in game threads and Iyodrones being Iyodrones there too
>/vaq/ barely got 10 replies because she was not present today
Ok I definitely need to call you on this birdbrains.
This general is defo run by one or 2 anons probably on a payroll samefagging over and over.

>>18077134
We don't go into the Raw threads because Iyoschizo is watching them like a hawk. You can even tell from the way he always instantly posts in here whenever a new general gets made. It's much easier to discuss LYRA here as opposed to the Raw threads because the threads move very quickly and it's mostly just Iyoschizo trying to start fights.

We need to talk about how frequently Lyra's breasts are nearly exposed.

>>18077916
At some point it starts to feel like it's intentional!

>>18076810
yum

Irish buns _____ _____

>>18077522
Please don’t respond.

>>18077916
that is probably the only reason anyone watches he matches.

>>18078272
Good morning sir.

>>18078290
No shit asshole it's 9 am here dickface.

>Lyra feuding with Bayley now and not for the belt anymore
HA HA HA

Damn brat!

So I went to the WWE website. And it says that Iyo has a title but Lyra doesn't? What's that about.

>>18078881
Now let's do which one has more title defenses and TV time.

>>18078881
>>18079182
Iyo and Lyra are both perfect so please no fighting

LYRA levitating in the air as IYO watches in awe at this incredible feat.

>>18079317
Damn, this was a whole year ago.

thinking about being stretched out for my house payment in animal crossing

>>18076147
>giulia
kek what a dumb mark

>Family Feud
What a Lifetime movie angle

>>18076379
Kek it do really be like that huh.

Based peep Stacy. And f*ck Vince for buying him.

>>18079520
Such a weird move

>>18078262
Made for plapping

Went to the park with Tulpa Birb today. It was 96 degrees so she just hopped around the splash zone and flapped with a bunch of toddlers. It's good to know Tulpa Birb is kid friendly. What a great day it was!

>>18080382
Did you teach your Tulpa Birb how to do tricks? I bet she could easily chirp some cute tunes or pick up shinies she spots when you're outside on a date.

LYRA levitating in the ring while BECKY is doing elevated crunches.

>>18080382
I want Tulpa and Lyra to team up. They can recreate this.

>>18079781
She literally only watched TNA for Christian. If he ever returns. She'll be the first to take a pic with him
>>18080382
Based Tulpa is over with the kids!

>>18080979
The match that saved the show. Kek what a couple of goats

>>18076309
The point of a general is to contain talks about that wrestler. We don't spam Lyra all over the catalog like certain people do with a certain wrestler. It's annoying and cringe.

Birb and Toni Storm

>>18082269
Lyra giving her the death stare kek

How do we convince her to show us her feet?

How do we convince her to show us her cloaca?

>>18082331
She has an almost perfect score on wikifeet

>>18082370
As close as we'll get!

>>18082421
How is she so perfect?

The Backlash one was the best imo.

>>18082610
I like the first one. It was quick pace and technical. Plus it was my first exposure to Lyra.

lyra needs a BBL

>>18082661
>she liked being the one in the higher position
I mean..folxs....

>>18082661
I think all of them are great, but their NXT match probably has the edge. It has a lot of in ring story telling being done with Lyra mimicking some of the moves Becky does to show that she can keep up and at times even do it better.

>>18082722
Some truth in that work shoot kek
>>18082734
She loves doing those HBK sells.

Tatum is with Izzy's stable now. HBK is completely wasting her.

>>18082824
The female side of NXT is completely stacked. So there's not a lot of room to move. But yeah, Tatum should be a singles star already. Hopefully Lyra saying she misses her. Is a hint for things to come.

>>18082734
>>18082807
Kek

>>18082421
Would like those inside my mouth

>>18082970
>>18082807
Someone post the one with Dakota

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18082610
>>18082661
>>18082734
Her match with Tiffy was pretty fucking good too. HBK must've been super impressed. And that's why she got the rocket strapped to her.

>>18078262
what did the blanks stand for anon....

>>18083306
I agree. That match was really good. The mid air reversals she kept doing is something I think she should do more on the main roster.

I can't watch the Night of Champions match vs Nia Jax. I need to see birb skin.

>>18082410
too lewd

PANTSU

>>18084470
Birb got literally squashed by Nia :((

>>18084403
I'm surprised that smarky NXT crowd liked Lyra. They're an awful crowd.

>>18085873
She was booked way better in NXT.

Aoife.

Lyra Wardrobe malfunctionia

>>18086146
>Lyra's costume designer

Evolution of Lyra. Based video.

This bitch is that desperate for reactions that she has to show her non-existent tits every week huh?

Any pics of her CHAD husband?

>>18086634
This thing makes her move sexier than she does in real life.

>>18086639
Get help.
>>18085334

>>18086634
Kek what a ride this player has had!

>>18086924
Lyra knows way more about wrestling than Cora and Roxxie. She would've exposed the shit out of them. They probably stayed clear from her.

KEK

>>18087180
LOL

>>18087180
Yeah this is going to get a CUTE! from me.
>>18087170
They only went after models or college kids. Birb was a full fledged wrestler. With tons of cred.

>>18087180
When they introduced maths

I'm glad she's leaning into the cute birb nicknames and stuff. Her fans make about her. I thought she hated only being known as the "bird lady".

>>18087216
Hopefully she realizes that much of it is good natured in spirit and her fans are just having some fun with it.

>>18087180
>no exclamation point or anything
>just a plain good times
Kek she's seething

Went to the beach with Tulpa Birb today. She got into a scrap with a seagull who teied to steal her french fries. She won. Tulpa Birb is a fierce warrior. I love this birb.

>>18087216
No, she's still seething. Her X bio is passive aggressive as hell. Imagine getting mad at a gimmick YOU came up with.

>>18086146
Her gear is always falling apart

>>18087305
I didn't even realize she had updated it. Maybe part of her heel turn? Probably just assmad like you said.

>>18087305
>>18087279
It's not that deep tho.

>>18087279
>>18087305
Go back to your general.

>>18087352
>I have no retort
We know

>>18087368
>why don't you have a retort to my headcanon

>>18087368
Go cry in the Tatum thread oinko

>>18087352
Literally a sleeping beauty

>>18087180
>fails kindergarten maths

>>18087180
What the fuck

>>18087705
Oh dear

>>18087705
>>18087709
Is that really Lyra's true love love boyfriend?

>>18087709
I swear I saw accounts like this with Dakota and kairi.

>>18087705
>>18087709
>194 followers

>>18087705
At least it's not the crazy ones like that dude that wanted Roxxie dead kek

Reminder that all the other generals hate you fags.

>>18087849
Sounds like a them problem desu.

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18087849
So? You can stay in those generals then while we stick to ours. I don't really have a problem with them though.

>>18087849
>all the generals
>it’s mostly the joshi ones who usually are infested by the Iyofags
Ok

>>18087849
You mean the one's you false flag in? Don't think I haven't noticed your shit stirring in the Vaq thread.

>>18087705
>>18087709
Reminder that this guy moves on to new female talent every few months or so. He did it for Deonna Purazzo and a bunch of others too last time we discovered him. He even retweeted IYO stuff. Seems like he deleted a bunch of stuff since last time he was posted though. Very creepy!

>>18088049
Yeah, I saw it too. The day it was made he instantly went in there to try and make them hate birb. He always latches on to more popular wrestlers with bigger fanbases to try and get them on his side so they start hating Lyra.

>>18088063
Nah first he pretended to like them
And THEN he started to hate them.
Remember what he did with Liv until she beat iyo a bunch of times in house shows and Iyo botched. Then he spammed liv hate threads. Then he did it with Rhea.

This nigga went to meme generator.

>>18088152
kek he's so obsessed even a year later

>>18088723
One whole year since Lyra defeated Iyo Sky in the Queen of the Ring tournament. She's had such success since then. Very proud of her.

>>18088059
>He did it for Deonna Purazzo
OK this guy is clearly mental

>Auntie Bayley
Not beating the nepo allegations

>>18089057
Still here?

>>18089616
kek based

>>18082824
>>18082871
People say the Tyra stuff helped Lyra. But it also helped Tatum. It gave her that unhinged emo chick gimmick. Which everyone else loves. Besides Shawn for some reason.

Irish excellence fellas!

>>18089616
>when I see a birb

>>18089616
kirdblt

BRAT!

>>18090062
Nah that's you actually

Lyra's greatest foe is her top

>>18090115
>I thought I asked you not to return that book

>>18090115
she looks a little yandere here ngl

>>18090115
I see it

Shes wet, if it was pee it would have saturated more of her trunks, not just a specific area

>>18091093
Way to out yourself as a virgin.

>>18091097
Way to out yourself as a virgin.

>>18091093
Yum!

Hello?

GYATT

Reminder that Lyra and Bea Priestly are best friends

>>18092141
lmao this is so funny

>>18092303
>False flagging as a Vaq fan
So I'm guessing you stopped pretending to be a Liv fan and moved on to her

>>18092335
I told you it’s a pattern.
>>18088082

>Fills their general bio with joshi jargon to attract joshiChads to this shit general
>Are so delusional that they think only one person hates them when in fact all the other generals do
>One of them has been exposed as the Rhea IMG poster tranny
>They hide in their general when Raw is on
GRIM
R
I
M

>>18092387
Oh this is pure insanity. Just sad.

>>18092387
Imagine typing all of that

>>18092387
>One of them has been exposed as the Rhea IMG poster tranny
You can always spot Xher here. When you see an extremely feminine comment.

*continues to be the cutest, quirkiest, most beautiful, most adorable, most powerful, most inspiring and most lovable joshi in the world*

>>18092674
Fact check: True

What's Lyra's best look?

>>18093136
I think her WrestleMania look really was stunning.

Lyra.

I taught Tulpa Birb the joys of American breakfast this morning. We had biscuits and gravy. She really enjoyed it!

>>18093736
Based Tulpa Birb assimilating into American culture!

Irish thighs save lives.

I want to keep Birb in a cage.

Lyra got her buns from Aunt Bayley

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

Do I really have to wait till Evolution to see her wrestle? That's painful dude.

>>18096162
Based birb becoming a special attraction like Lesnar

>>18093145
I agree. The gold and white looked angelic.

This general is probably the one with most antis overall in all of /pw/
I know you guys are feuding with /iyo/ and the other asians looking at the birb and iyo spam across the board but which other waifufags hate your precious birb?
So far I have seen:
>Iyo fags
>Kairi
>Asuka
>Liv
>Lexi
>Vaquer
>Tatum Paxley
>Everyone who hates Becky and Bailey plus common antis antis which are a lot going on by the gamethreads

>>18097756
It's a one sided feud with Iyoschizo. He got mad that Lyra won after her debut on the main roster and has been spamming about Lyra ever since. He pretends to be multiple people to make it look like there are more than one Lyra hater but when you look at the lingo each post uses, it's always the same mindless drivel. He's recently started infesting other generals to try and turn them against us. We try to stay in our lane and general, so if anyone has a problem with us it's really just them unreasonably trying to start arguments.

>>18097967
All the kabuki schizos are different, same goes for the blissfag and livfag, the odd ones are the tatum and vaquer fag but i went to /vaq/ and some people don't like lyra, and well some tatum threads pop from time to time so it might be a different anon

>>18097756
>This general is probably the one with most antis overall in all of /pw/
No. Nobody actually hates Lyra, they're just tired of the autistic loser who derails the Iyo threads and shits up the board.
The guy is also the sole reason why AEW is hated on here.

>>18098069
There was never any evidence that he's a Lyra fan apart from unhinged screeching about Hogwheels, which, since he's apparently from Ireland makes people automatically think he's a Lyra and Becky fan since they share the same nationality I guess.

What Anime do you think Lyra has watched?

>Becky
>Bayley
>Tatum
I wonder who's gonna carry her next :/

>>18098846
She used to call one of her moves the Death Note

>>18099316
Sniff.

>>18100009
Lyra! You're going to break your thumb with punches like that.

>>18097756
90% of those are falseflags made by the Iyofag until he switches over to spamming hate towards them. As I’ve said before, he uses someone like Liv or Stephanie to hate on Lyra and then attacks them when they do something that hurts iyo(Liv beating Iyo, Stephanie getting bigger cheers)

>Waiting till Monday for more birb
Sigh.....

>>18097756
It's like three dudes from the Iyo general. Back in Sharty. It was the same three flags/IDs spamming anti-Lyra stuff. The main schizo is from Florida. The other one was a Canadian. And the last one was another American. Everytime someone called them retard. They'll spaz out and call you brown (Even if the flags were European or American or even from the same US state). They were roaming the catalogs 24/7. It's really pathetic when you think about it.

Just posting this based edit again.

Did they actually airstrike the Smackdown venue?

>>18100869
Lyra would've flown to the missile and grabbed it with her talons.

>>18100604
Birb bros are so creative. We have the best OC.

>>18100604
that's really fucking cool

Board is moving fast today bros

>>18100604
Kino

>>18102100
What a happy lesbian couple!

>>18102111
They're expecting!

>>18102691
I was the sperm donor!

Woke up this morning and found Tulpa Birb playing in the sprinkler outside... is this acceptable behavior?

>>18102858
Nah, that's me.

>>18102890
Erm, Tulpa shouldn't go outside unsupervised. Or turn the sprinklers on without permission.

>>18102100
>Auntie Bayley is drunk again and is getting too close

>>18102890
Has she been outside alone before? Aren't you worried she'll fly away?

>>18102760
Kek based

>>18102760
BLACK MASS
BLACK MASS

Next birb edition suggestions?
>>18102100
Was thinking of Expecting Edition

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18103068
I don't know how anyone else on the roster could have a cuter tummy than birb.

>>18104335
I think Katana Chance is done with wrestling now, but at least she got to do what I'd kill a thousand men to be able to do.

>lyra not on a PLE
I'm not used to it bros

>>18105165
she's gonna be on evolution. probably the second to last match. It's no biggie :))

>wont be able to see lyra in a skin tight body suit
its bleak

>>18104133
Nickelback edition

>>18105355
eh, I want Birb to wrestle with an actual crowd. Saudis cheer for anything. Plus her match with Becky/Bayley has a lot of story. Which I'm sure the Saudi casual crowd doesn't really know about.
>>18105380
Use this pic if were going with that. It's funny and cute how much she loves them.

>>18104312
>Still has more TV time and PLE matches than OTHER people
Kek what a popular player.

>>18103068
The ref trying to ruin the dancing birbs fun :(

>>18105473
This Lyra with Tatum.

lyra onlyfans 2026

>>18105569
'fraid she's not like that.
>>18099316
I miss this finisher. it shoot look like she didn't hold back. the one she did to Momma Becks in NXT looked brutal. She still does it. But its the safe version.

>last post like half an hourish ago
>already page 7
Who is having a melty again?

>>18105955
Punk threads have taken over. so its rovert.

>>18105972
I'm actually getting so sick of it, you'll sometimes post something and come back to see threads get almost archived not shortly after.

>>18105972
>bVllvert outta nowhere

>>18106045
>bVllvert
holy cringe. wtf is the matter with you lad.

>>18106104
when was birb an nwa champ?

Aoife.

Grrrrrrrrrr

>>18076108 (OP)
I don't want birb and frens to fight:(

>>18106826
Love her little tism mouth twitches, very cute!

>>18106331
Tater & Dove <3

>>18106331
>>18107464

>>18107464
love them!
>>18107526
Oh no!

>>18108387
Ok

>PLE day
>No birb

Lyra.

>>18108942
Ayrl.

No PLE match?

>>18078262
Irish here, too big.

>>18109233
I see you're melting down about Lyra in the NOC thread lol.

>>18109393
lol he’s melting down because someone mentioned her boyfriend.

>>18109393
>>18109402
He really is a lolcow. Not quite Rovert level. But getting there.

YOU ARE ALL INDIANS. AND RAIDING THE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS THREAD

literally where and which thread I see no mention of Lyra

>>18110123
Nails.

>>18111358
That's a lot of cleavage....
Birb better not start becoming too lewd

Tulpa Birb keeps dping wrestling moves to the pillow while we watch NOC. I honestly don't know what to do. She's been at it for hours now.

>>18076108 (OP)
Page 9

Yeah, I'm convinced now that Lyra would've again had match of the night. If she was in this PLE.

>>18113020
Be careful she doesn't do the Coup de Grâce on you, brother.

>Nickelback Edition
>Expecting Edition
We're getting close to 300 bros. We need more suggestions!

>>18114969
Kindergarten edition lol

>>18114993
Kek cute!

>>18114993
>>18114969
It's between Nickelback or Kindergarten for me. Unless someone can dig something cute from her Twitter.

Seems like the people are yearning for Nickelback?

>>18115631
That one is fine. Next Raw birb will give us something to make a general about. We already used family feud and stuff. So this one is different.Cause its outside the Becky/Bayley/heel story.

>>18115735
Gotcha, I'll start writing the next OP then.

you guys did read this right?

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18115935
I read YA novels but I cant stand Hunger Games or Harry Potter. Sorry Birb!

>>18115935
........I skimmed through it

>>18115935
Is it worth it? I remember reading the original trilogy, it was okay.

This is a good card design

>>18116162
This looks pretty badass actually

>>18116069
I didn't read it but a friend did. they said it was ok. it stayed the course.
>>18116162
fanart card?

New thread soon!

>>18116125
What if they keep this going until Summerslam?

>they're making another general thread
I do enjoy KWABBING you birdfags in your own generals

>>18116337
Cut your nails.

>>18116337
Did you just admit that you obsessively stalk every single /birb/ thread? KWAB!

God, I love Lyra.

309 for eeeeeefa

>>18116448
>>18116448
>>18116448
>>18116448
NEW