Thread 18076896

Who was in the wrong?

>>18076896 (OP)
Ribera

>>18076896 (OP)
You for making this thread

Batista is being a lil bitch, it's not that serious

Ribera steaks are excellent. There are like two photoshopped pictures that make it look bad and somehow it became a meme around here.

>>18076919
Fuck off Chuck. You have never even been the same room as a dime in your entire life.

>>18076919
Also, it’s Dave. He did the Power Plant then WWE developmental, said he learned nothing at either of those two places. Did WWE, quit that because he wanted to do movie stuff, came back to WWE, left again actually succeeding at movies this time, came back to face HHH that being the literal only match he was willing to do. Dave isn’t some old school wrestling mark, he’s not got the tours of Japan, he’s literally got no reason to give a single fuck about these stupid jackets other than the fact, he probably got one in like 2004 when he went to Japan and Triple H talked his ear off about how incredible Harley Race and Flair was in Japan and how this was a huge deal and Dave bought into it like a fucking mark. It’s way sadder then just taking it too seriously, he was worked into thinking he has to take it seriously. Chuck while a significantly lesser star genuinely has a bigger Japanese career too.

Chuck has literally wrestled in Japan more than Batista, I mean it’s Chuck, it’s fucking Chuck but still regardless of who it is. Chuck is his senior if he had joined NJPW. Know your place Dave.

>>18076928
No they aren't, I've actually been there.. pretty sure it's kangaroo meat or something that they serve you. It might be the only bad meal I've had in Japan in two years of living there.

>>18076928
thats crazy what happens between here and when it gets to the table?

>>18076934
Chuckie T wrestled in the Dome bro

>>18076983
Kangaroo meat is delicious though?

>>18076953
Wtf are you even talking about, batista was the top guy of smackdown for d couple of years. In fact he was such dimes he retired in his prime to do movies and enjoy a life of zestyness instead
Chuck relatively doesn't even exist. to back this statement, chuck fucking deleted that tweet and let the steakhouse and batista go over

>>18077020
Meltzer starts?

>>18077380
3

>>18077376
That means dick if you never worked puro. Sit down kohai.

>>18077419
>3 stars
No dimes

>>18077419
lol no, new Japan means shit. Okada is a fucking joke and he's your goat, he's struggling to look okay in aew. If he was able to draw a single dime he'd be running that place. I'm even starting to think mexicans are better...
Batista is probably the most successful wrestler in mainstream media after the rock and as such when he tells chuck to bark he barks
Additional proof not required since chuck already deleted the tweet and apologized both to Batista and the steakhouse

>>18077016
You know THEY are in japan right?

>>18076941
kek what a worked roided up hollywood jewish puppet zesty BITCH

Just roid-brained Batista deciding he wanted to care about wrestling that specific day. You can never convince me he ever gave that much of a shit in his career that this tweet would lead you to believe.

>>18077030
Kangaroo meat is pretty tough from my experience. Maybe different cuts are better for steaks but the animal is muscle pretty much all over, so it’s a stewing meat.

>>18076896 (OP)
Chuck for pussying out, he should have wore a Ribera jacket for his next match and then wiped his ass with it for heat

>>18076896 (OP)
Chuck Taylor is probably grateful because this tweet is the most attention he's ever gotten

>>18077737
kek

I love how William Regal was the only one carny enough to see through Ribera and publicly call out what a shit hole it is

Meanwhile all the young wrestlers soiface over their 3/10 steaks and corn

>>18076953
>>18077376
>>18077631
In most locker rooms seniority means jack shit if someone is more over. To give an example, when I was wrestling for my local indie Luke Robinson from Tough Enough worked a match for us and it was as if he was a seasoned veteran, all of the ten and twenty years nobodies were kissing his ass and trying to get his attention, he even had a ring rat.. I'll never forget he came out to Skrillex's "Cinema."

>>18076928
Anon those pics are from their Tripadvisor and they all look like identical boiled shit with corn.

>>18076953
>Chuck has literally wrestled in Japan more than Batista
wow, it means literally nothing

>>18077631
okada was a huge draw in japan, cant fault him for doing in aew what batista does in hollywood - relaxing and earning a lot of money

>>18077739
Hansen initially thought it was silly how it became a big thing and people asked him to take them there because it was really just a cheap place serving steaks near the hotel and he didn't consider it anything special aside from that.

>>18077801
Yeah they went to it originally because it was the only nearby place that stayed open late after the shows they could go to eat

Then retards turned it into some holy place that all wrestlers must visit

the weirdest part about ribera to me is that its a steak house and it has no sides. no fries for a steak frites or hasselback, no spinach, they dont even serve what veggies they do have in a steakhouse style.
$30 for a pound of steak though so i guess its still somewhat cheap for a japanese steak restaurant. especially with meme status

>>18077801
>>18077811
The word “rib” literally comes from the name of the restaurant Ribera because it was so common to trick wrestlers new to Japan into going there.

>>18076953
>>18076941
>This is what perma-online, PWG all-friends wrestling brain-rot smarks actually believe.
You think if prime Batista walked into the NJPW locker room he'd be treated like a Young Lion while Chuck would be given all the respect reserved for a seasoned vet?
Kek get real, grow up and grow a chin. Dave would be given the strap ASAP while Chuck would remain an afterthought to fill out the card with a finding-your-seat/pissbreak 6 man tag (and even that is more than he deserves - he'd never get near the ring if Inoki-san was still there.)

>>18076896 (OP)
>>18077867
P.S. This tweet cracks me up every damn time. No matter my mood or how my day is going I always break.
Why is it so funny?

>>18077847
Wrestling historian here, this is true. Back in the days the boys would say they were gonna 'pull a Ribera' on someone, usually a new guy or younger talent. This soon got shortened to just 'Rib'.

>>18077842
>pigfaced amerifat when he can't have his pound of fries at any given moment

>>18077867
Wouldn't even have to be prime Batista. Guys like Sid and Borga were treated as superstars in NJPW while they were still learning how to wrestle just because they were big bad gaijins.

Sid's first match in Japan was for the IWGP title and this was before he had even been to WCW. Borga knocked out multi-time champion Vader in what was the 13th match of his career.

>>18077734
this shit gave Kenny diverticulitis imo

>>18078033
I dont think Omega has ever been pictured in Ribera, I know the Bucks have.

Maybe the Japs told him it was a scam

why does no one ever post about the american ribera equivalent, kowloon?

>>18078071
Kowloon used to be so kino though.

>>18076896 (OP)
Imagine fucking disrespecting Chuckie T. The absolute state of that Ribera shithole

Chuck deleted that tweet, so you tell me

>>18078127
The Pu Pu Platter is over with me, brother.

Even Dan Ryckert got a Ribera jacket. Im pretty sure posting on /pw/ gives you enough credit to buy one these days

>>18076896 (OP)
Batista for responding that way to the post; Chuckie for deleting it.

>>18076983
My friend..

>>18078146
I heard he got raped Dan Rapert

>>18077876
>Why is it so funny?
Every sentence is absolute gold.

>>18077847
>>18077884
>these niggas have never heard the expression "ribbing" outside wrestling contexts

Please go outside for fuck's sake.

This retarded meme about them selling kangaroo has to be one of the stupidest things ever and you'd have to be an absolute moron to keep regurgitating it. Kangaroo is an expensive premium meat that has to be imported to Japan, it is more expensive than beef in the rare restaurants that sell is as a specialty.

Actually if you really have to wonder whether something is beef or kangaroo you're such a fucking idiot that you shouldn't be allowed to eat any meat at all.

>>18077631
If I wanted a pig's opinion about puroresu I'd consult my dinner.

>>18077744
>my fellow local shithole indy marks were cucks for WWE

That's Nice. But we've seen this isn't true in practice for real locker rooms. Ask Phil.

>>18078779
It's quite literally a wrestling term unless you're talking about the ribbed condoms that you use to take dicks up your ass.

>>18078798
>random gay shit outta nowhere

How's the Vince sissyhypno treating you?

>>18078790
It's not just American takes on food, it's American e-drones. Borderline subhumans here.

>>18076896 (OP)
I fucking fags who use "My friend" with strangers, fuck off nigger

>>18076928
>posted 1 week ago
looks like a fucking pork chop kek

>>18079982
That would be 6000¥, baka gaijin. Remember not to disrespect the tradition.

https://x.com/dannydemanto/status/1937504425100329303
Xpw lost

>>18077020
Also on all London in front of 80k

Maybe it tastes better than it looks?

I went there when I visited Japan to see the last WWE tour. I don’t speak Japanese so I just pointed at the menu and asked if things were steak. Apparently “steak” means something different in Japanese.

It took an hour but I finally got a steak like my favorite wrestlers have had, and it was delicious. I asked about buying a jacket but they just gave me the bill. I paid over 150 dollars (American) because I sent back the first dish but they still charged me for it. Still awesome to imagine I was sitting where my favorite WWE superstars had sat.

I would do the trip again even though the language barrier meant I spent 90% of the trip in my hotel room.

>>18080266
>I paid over 150 dollars (American) because I sent back the first dish but they still charged me for it.
damn what a mark

>>18078146
anyone can buy a jacket, though.

>>18080324
Obvious bait

https://x.com/keigoyoshinoref/status/1937504032278618450
Steak so bad it brought them to tears

>>18080357
dont forget that theres actual people falling for shit like that

>>18080366
John Wayne Murdoch should spend less time in Japan crying over the mark steak and more time permanently crippling shitters in American bars.
Also I just checked out that ICWNHB show and is Anne Chama just doing Suzie May cosplay now?

>>18076928
I can't be the only person who thinks this dude looking really off?

>>18080405
Idk who either of those last 2 people are

>>18080377
And they get to vote.

>>18080420
Anne Chama is that especially bug face joshi that the josiepedos used to spam a couple of years ago because she had a ridiculously oversized BBL. Suzie May is the flatty the josiepedos like to spam in Raw threads because she uses Randy Orton's moveset (minus the Superplex)