Thread 18077998

lmfao

>>18077998 (OP)
Reposting unfunny twitter posts should result in an automatic ban

we've reached the time of day when the twitter threads come out. both sides of the console war twitter threads are by the same guy. the guy who posts counselor and jd or whatever is the same guy as the DAVE OFF THE TOP ROPE guy

>>18078006
Good thing OP posted a hilarious one, then

>>18078011
True, but most anons have double digit IQs and will never see it.

>>18077998 (OP)
>lmfao

>>18078011
interesting hypothesis

reminder this fraud posted pics of the ROH show in Mexico Arena to make it look like the episode of Dynamite there was a massive flop.

>>18078042
go back to twitter

>>18077998 (OP)
calling toni drawless is just cope
I'm a e-pig but I watch aew ppvs when there's a toni match on the card

>>18078050
erm, it's called X, now, sweetie

>>18077998 (OP)
Wasn't this guy exposed as being some middle-aged fat minimum wage worker?

>>18078062
>was your average e-drone exposed as being your average e-drone?

>>18078057
you will never be a social media network

>>18077998 (OP)
Heel Ucey owns KWABotchanetty and makes the nig aka OPetty seethe daily

>>18077998 (OP)
Ucey miss status?

>>18078056
if Toni is a "draw", why is viewership and attendance dropping?

Hogan and Austin were draws, Dimeless Toni Storm is not

>>18077998 (OP)
Seriously though, why is Ucey so mad? Is his life really that bad?

>>18077998 (OP)
Reminder the loser behind that account is 40+ and works part time at a liquor store.

>>18078075
Moné Derangement Syndrome;
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/wbQGD9PJCFo8mqxwnWPY-Q/

>>18078361
>why is viewership and attendance dropping?
Viewership and attendance were both up this week. Dynamite got 1.3 milly (including MAX) and had over 16k people in attendance. Update your script, Ebot.

>>18078387
cooked that pig

why do all the gay DAE AEW SUCKS?! twitter accounts screencap their own posts to post on here? you are an unfunny faggot.

>>18078545
You could've posted this without bumping the thread

>>18078545
Ucey is an icon here

>>18078545
They can't even get over on Twitter.

>>18078684
An icon of ridicule yes
Just another in a long line of sad 40+ lifetime failures, mindbroken by AEW existing.

The best thing about Dimeless Anthony Storm is that AEWtists have to keep pretending she is good because it is the only thing Tony Khan has ever created.

>>18078700
Literally everyone is saying this.

>>18078705
You're pretending to get excited over Temu Timeless Toni lilbro. Also yo, listen, she's not the only thing AEW created.

>>18078713
>lilbro
You're over 40 years old, also who is Temu Dimeless Anthony Storm? who else did Tony Khan create obese bro, give me a list of all the stars he has made.

>>18078713
6 months ago
>toni vs Mariah had the best womeme's match in wrestling history
Mariah leaves
>Mariah sucks and is just a cheap ripoff of Toni even though their gimmicks are completely different
It never fails...

>>18077998 (OP)
More like where in the world are the fans

>>18078745
Fucking this kek. I understand them being bitter but to try and say Blake Monroe's character has anything at all to do with Toni Storm is so retarded. There's nothing similar and only says they either haven't seen Toni before or haven't seen Mariah in NXT. Meanwhile Toni is actively being temu Carmen Sandiego

This idea that Toni is over is probably the most laughable AEWtist cope, simply because of how strongly they believe it. She would literally get less than zero reaction if she showed up on RAW in the timeless getup

>>18078006
This one is funny though

>>18078802
>She would literally get less than zero reaction if she showed up on RAW in the timeless getup
Thats because no one would be there

>>18078067
Are you legally blind or do you just close your eyes when the camera pans over AEW's meager crowd. It's literally 90% bearded fat guys with either unkept long hair or balding and 10% trannies/dyed hair alt fags

>>18078811
The AEW cult trying to make fun of WWE's crowd size is so fucking shamless and disingenous. There isn't even 2k that are gonna be at dynamite tonight

>>18078802
Nah it's a legit good gimmick. If she was as over as she doing the rocker Toni shtick I'd be more surprised. The Timeless character gave her an actual personality onscreen and unlocked a shit ton of charisma no one knew she had. It's marketable as hell and it sets her apart from every other wrestler today. I say this all as mostly a WWE fan too. I do like AEW but they've fallen off hard this year. I think you'd be surprised at how wrong you'd be with that last part too. Mariah May got a huge pop just from showing up in NXT. No name on the screen. No music. Just a spotlight showing her standing there. Toni would get a big reaction too

AEW attendance and ratings are up by a lot, it’s just cope from pigs

>>18078826
Dynamite is on Wednesday you dipshit

>>18078853
>AEW attendance and ratings are up by a lot

>>18078853
>AEW attendance and ratings are up by a lot
Meanwhile here's Collision from this past Saturday

>>18078853
>AEW attendance and ratings are up by a lot, it’s just cope from pigs

>>18078802
She'd get the same reaction as everyone: POP2.wav

>>18078826
>shamless

correct, it's without sham.

>>18078900
How come there aren't any numbers in those last two boxes for Rampage?

>>18078900
Delete this

>>18078899
>Collision from this past Saturday
>Danhausen in the ring
Yeah, ok.

>>18078913
>Danhausen in the ring
Yeah you know all those Danhausen matches there have been with the ALL IN TEXAS banner hanging there

>>18078930
That's cgi

>>18078899
now do Dynamite from this past Wednesday
Go on :)

>>18078966
Why can't AEW draw domestically?

>>18078966
Okay :)

>>18078971
>[PPV] [Euro]

Why can't WWE?

>>18078977
Now post the other 80% of the building.

>>18078979
>Why can't WWE?
Here's the crowd from WWE's biggest show of the year. Surely AEW's will match up in a few weeks with All In right? ...Right?

>>18078979
>Now post the other 80% of the building.
Sure thing let me just turn my camera around

>>18078977
>More Droney lies

>>18078971
What was the number of people in attendance for Dynamite last week?

>>18079006
>lies
Funny how that doesn't show the side in the one I posted. Almost like it's trying to hide something

>>18078991
>AEW isn't competition!

>>18079006
>What was the number of people in attendance for Dynamite last week?
Lmfao so you don't know what the word domestically means. Great

>>18079021
They're not competing with us so yeah

>>18079021
>We're going after WWE!!! THIS IS A WAR!!!!
>W-w-wait! W-why are they fighting b-back?!?

>>18079029
>us

>>18079027
You immedately moved the goalposts when asked what the attendance was for AEW Dynmaite last week. How come you can't answer that question?
You were happy to show/give the number for Collision in Kent, WA. Why not the Dynamite show from Mexico ?
So come on, how many people attended AEW's TV taping last Wednesday ?

>>18079020
>95% of the arena filled
>NO THE EMPTY 5% WAS THE WHOLE ARENA ACTUALLY THEY FLOPPED IT FAILED THERE WAS NOBODY THERE HARUMPH I AM VEWY GWUMPY ABOUT AEW >:(
lmao
cope

>>18079033
Post a clip of anyone in AEW saying this. I'll give you the address of your favourite WWE Diva and floorplans to her residence.

>>18079040
CMLL drew the house for Dynamite, why would last week matter? Actually when you really think about it CMLL usually sells out their shows, I guess having AEW attached made the sales go down.

>>18079054
>copecopecopecopeseethecopecope
You have lost

>>18079054
The number Anon, how many people were in attendance for Dynamite last week.
Your pathological fear of that question is fascinating.

>>18078026
it's just the lights on the chairs. everyone loves women's wrestling

>>18079061
>>18079069
I don't know the number, that was a CMLL show in Mexico, cope would be what the attendance is for Dynamite this week without CMLL doing the heavy lifting. What is the attendance this week without CMLL?

>>18079054
>>18079078
>it was a CMLL show

e-drones attempting to speak on wrestling like they know a single fucking thing about it remains the funniest part of this board.

>>18079090
It was a CMLL show in Mexico, what is the attendance this week? why are AEWtists afraid to answer this very basic question

>>18078387
>viewership was up
Collision viewership dropped again, and the "draw" Toni Storm was on that show.

Imagine that

>>18079100
>Collision viewership dropped
Do you have the MAX numbers to prove that?

>>18079104
They're getting less than 48,000 on Max for Dynamite, I bet it is even worse for Collision.

>>18078011
This guy?

>>18078011
or this guy?

>>18079096
Yeah that main event was full of CMLL guys like

>The Young Bucks
>The Death Riders
>The Opps
>Swerve
>Bruv

>>18079100
they didn't though

>>18079155
>Bitchtits is 12

Mentally lmao. His weirdly specific fixation on mid-2000s shit would put him in his 30s at the youngest

>>18079173
CMLL drew the house, well again a smaller house than usual because CMLL usually sells out but the AEW stench hurt them. Is there a reason you're too afraid to answer how many tickets they have out this week for Dynamite without the help from CMLL?

>>18079186
>no YOUR afraid

Pigs are truly insipid creatures.

>>18079155
>>18079165
Based Carter

>>18079209
I accept your concession, I even went ahead and looked into the question you're too afraid to answer.

https://x.com/WrestleTix/status/1937497317965221970

2000 with comps, maybe they can ask CMLL to come and save the day.

>>18079061
>copecopecopecopeseethecopecope
Legitimately you this entire thread

>>18079274
I'm too afraid to go skydiving without a parachute, can you do that for me next?

>>18079305
You're too afraid to leave your house and speak with other humans so you should start there first before you move onto something like skydiving.

>>18079325
And we have now reached the projection stage of the piggy meltdown.

>>18079364
>projection
We've reached the btfo state of the fragile AEWtist, actually we were already past that when you were too afraid to answer how many fans will be at Dynamite this week.

>>18079378
>doesn't deny he's projecting
>just no (You)s

monkE see
monkE do

imagine calling anyone "fragile" when you're nearly halfway through the SEVENTH year of a promotion hurting your feelings by existing.

>>18079404
I actually did deny it, you must be thinking of you not denying being too much of a fragile bitch to bring up the Dynamite attendance this week. You've been crying for the death of WWE for decades, why would AEW existing hurt anyone's feelings. This year alone two of their shows were straight up cancelled with Collision being next.

>>18079404
GayEW has been the laughing stock of wrestling for 7 years now.

>>18079425
>immediate headcanon about his archnemesis

every single fucking time lol

>>18079445
Nah that's still e-drones I'm afraid.

>>18079456
Nah that's still AEW I'm afraid. Remember 1 billy? How did that work out for ya tranny?

GAyEW trannies are getting cooked ITT

Feels good to be an E-God

>>18079494
14,000+ attended Arena Mexico for Dynamite last week ]
Now get mad about it :)

>>18078899
what high school gym is that?

>>18079173
>Yeah that main event was full of CMLL guys like

677K down to 589k. not even AEW guys are sticking around for it.

>>18077998 (OP)
>not saying Dimeless
You had one job, Kylie

>>18078012
>>18078809
can someone explain the joke? Is "Drawless" some really esoteric pun based on "Carmen"?

>>18079839
it was barely 10,000 - lower bowl was full (6000) but thousands of empty seats in the building

>>18078700
You're in you're 50s, Trevor

>>18079040
>You were happy to show/give the number for Collision in Kent, WA. Why not the Dynamite show from Mexico ?
A special one off show in a foreign land did well. This is what people call an outlier, you dumb son of a bitch

>>18078062
>Wasn't this guy exposed as being some middle-aged fat minimum wage worker?
whats wrong with that

>>18080361
>The fact that you've been worked into thinking that everyone who can't stand your lame act is the same person is genuinely frightening and an example of being utterly mindbroken.

>>18080712
Says the guy assuming I'm bitchtits

>>18078011
wait till they start linking reddit threads

>>18077998 (OP)
Good one

>>18079947
disingenuous af but that's OK. You'll surely feel better soon.

Interesting development. I have a feeling this one will not go down well.

easiest way to do it

>>18077998 (OP)
Dimeless Tony Storm is awful, her only good promo was when she made fun of Cody Rhodes.

>>18078012
Post link, I missed it

>>18078545
Cuzbthey dint jave any friends to talk to or are willing to follow their shitty twitter

>>18079029
>us

>>18079051
Does Cody count? I think he was the only one

>>18080287
Hey zoomer!
Its from a kids game shiwbthat was on obs called where in the world is Carmen sandiego. Who was a brunette. She'd steal really bugbthinhs, like thebeifal tower or the grand canyon, and teenagers would have ti track her down and stop her, and then she'd get away. Rockapella did the music
That's exactly how the non game show cartoon was booked, too

>>18085505
Carmen Sandiego was a woman though, not a transwoman like Toni

>>18085510
No one cares about your fetish fiction

>>18085617
We don't blogpost here

>>18085628
Yet you did... curious...

>>18085505
you're better off on facebook gramps

>>18077998 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFNE6lbD_b4

the troons sure are angry about this, well anthony storm is on tonight right tranny? milly or bust

>>18077998 (OP)
>The lowest drawing "Women's" champ in AEW history.

>>18088449
Trannies watch wwe, im afraid

>>18077998 (OP)
stop astroturfing your twitter account here ya shoot ninny

>>18078906
rampage was canceled this year