Thread 18078834

Wow look at that crowd
>AEW
Yea nice AI pic

>>18078882
Fuck you bitchtits

>>18078834 (OP)
I don’t get it

>>18079218
It was Jake's 1st promo in decades and he knocked it outta the park.

>Never turn your back on a man you're afraid of.
>[immediately turns his back on Cody]

>>18078882
this was when the top draws were still on AEW

>>18079218
The old-timers, like Chief Jay Strongbow, etc., in WWF called Vince Jr 'Caesar'.

>>18079242
It was fucking based. Still remember it. He was walking around the ring, sniffing the turnbuckles like he missed the smell of the ring. AEW used to have soul.

>>18080015
>he says in a thread about Cody starting a midcard program

>>18080972
it still does

>>18080928
>fake belt

not enough slop logos?

>>18078834 (OP)
Jake is such a fucking kino machine.

>>18079218
As the story goes Augustus Caesar would have a Praetorian guard stand next to him at public events and whisper in his ear "Oh, mighty caesar, remember that thou art mortal." to keep his ego in check. Jake's saying Cody needs a reality check because his head has gotten too big.

>>18083196
How the hell did you get that so wrong. There was no Praetorian Guard in Augustus' day, his bodyguard was the German Guard.

Also, the thing you're talking about predates Augustus by centuries and was a part of every Roman triumph. The triumph celebratee would ride in a chariot and a slave would stand behind him holding the laurel wreath over his head as he whispered the "thou art mortal" thing repeatedly, to remind the man of the core Roman virtues so he was not overcome with the desire for more.

>>18083196
>How the hell did you get that so wrong. There was no Praetorian Guard in Augustus' day, his bodyguard was the German Guard.

>Also, the thing you're talking about predates Augustus by centuries and was a part of every Roman triumph. The triumph celebratee would ride in a chariot and a slave would stand behind him holding the laurel wreath over his head as he whispered the "thou art mortal" thing repeatedly, to remind the man of the core Roman virtues so he was not overcome with the desire for more.

The modern """man""" cannot accept responsibility when he is wrong and admit to his mistake.
>Oh, yeah, well, I knew it was something like that.
This is all you needed to say to retain your dignity and self-respect but you couldn't even do that much.
Now, go ahead and do it again.

>>18083237
gayest post ive ever read lmao

>The modern """man""" cannot accept responsibility when he is wrong and admit to his mistake.
>>Oh, yeah, well, I knew it was something like that.
>This is all you needed to say to retain your dignity and self-respect but you couldn't even do that much.
>Now, go ahead and do it again

Whomst

>told him to do it again
>he did it again

>>18083237
Maybe you'd get a better reaction from people if you weren't a massive hystrionic faggot about everything, "man".

>>18078834 (OP)
No joke, this was my introduction to AEW while I was unironically channel surfing like a boomer

>>18083330
based. I'm just glad over Snake getting the pop man.

>>18080972
it’s coming back look up into the heavens The Pendulum is moving

>>18083196
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>>18083205
Jake's so great we're still talking about this promo years later

>>18083248
>gayest post ive ever read lmao
he says on a board who regularly posts gay fanfiction
way to out yourself you homo

>>18083237
Based as fuck, anon. I respect you. Good on you for destroying that little faggot, look at him squirm.

It's sad what AEW has devolved into. This was so fucking good. Why did Tony back the anti-draw geek losers instead of people who knew how to carry a company and treat wrestling seriously? So fucking sad.

>>18083614
seriously. this was a based promo. now we get adam cole doing his entrance twice in one show and 6-8 man tags. thanks tony.

>>18083664
Tony is a limp-dick manchild autistic faggot who doesn't understand what makes wrestling good. God I hate how much he squandered AEW so much it's unreal.

>>18083664
this episode had an 8-man tag you putz

>>18083668
>constantly books deathmatch shit on cable

He's based and I'm tired of you drones-in-denial pretending he's not. Sorry he didn't book your personal fanfic but what you want probably sucked anyway if your bitchass posts are any indication.

>>18083237
he multi-replied to this, lol. basedjack and all

>>18083614
Tony was not booking back then.

>>18084046
>Tony was not booking (because I liked it then)

Afraid so. He started booking from the 1st show of 2020.

>>18083237
Cooked that pig

>>18083684
>deathmatch
these are the few good things he does on tv. also
>any criticism means you're a drone
broaden your horizons

>>18080015
>>18080972
>>18083614
>>18083664
>>18083668
>>18084046

>>18084058
If you don’t support Israel you shouldn’t call yourself an American

>>18083684
Kek gottem

>>18084988
I support Israel!

>>18084046
makes sense

>>18078834 (OP)
That might have been the last time Cody has done something interesting