Thread 18081194

if these guys showed up to wwe and somehow failed who is to blame

Triple Fumble

>>18081194 (OP)
All three of them have already failed without ever being in WWE thoughever

>>18081209
thats impossible

>>18081194 (OP)
>and somehow failed
>lists 3 guys who spent their careers chasing star ratings and 40 minute move spam fests with 100 false finishes instead of building an actual character with a defined personality who can connect with the crowd
>somehow

>>18081194 (OP)
Corny always says you can never blame the boy#. So, It'll most likely be Paul's fault

>>18081194 (OP)
Ospreay would succeed
The gook and the fag would fail

>>18081214
>anon cant understand anything that isnt modern wwe

>>18081194 (OP)
Okade can't talk so eventually they'd stop using him Kenny has been injured most of the time for the last 3 years so they won't trust him with any top long term plans and osprey the only one that really fumble

>>18081215
>Corny
You really need to kill yourself

>>18081226
>Thread about guys going to WWE and whether or not they'd succeed there
>"H-he only kn-knows current WWE"
What a fucking retard. Also you're wrong anyway because I watch AEW every week and saw all three of these guys in NJPW as well which is why I'm able to say what I did in the first place. If you want to talk about people's understanding of things, go have a chat with Okada about ring psychology and how much of a fucking retard he looked like every time he would hit a tombstone on a guy just to pick them back up off the mat immediately after without even trying to go for a pin

>>18081214
>an actual character with a defined personality who can connect with the crowd

Well that rules out Reigns

>>18081250
>he thinks a Tombstone is a matchkiller in Japan

>>18081194 (OP)
>if the indie shitters somehow failed in the non indie company

>>18083225
you're the problem

>>18081250
>he thinks undertakers whack ass tombstone needs to end matches

>>18081209
LMAO, nice headcanon.
Unironically three of the faces on Pro-Wrestling's Mount Rushmore.
Cope with it e-drone.

>>18083336
Nobody knows who these 3 clowns are

>>18083366
so you know lesser wrestlers like joe hendry and mr iguana

>>18083366
Triple H does, that's why he publicly seethed over them bigleaguing him during his biggest week of the year. I think at the same time e-drones were chanting for MJF.

>>18083225
>indie shitters

enough about Phil & Cody

>>18081194 (OP)
Okada is too stiff for fed fags
Osprey is a spastic evan bourne with no charisma
Kenny could go far. I see him having an AJ styles type of career in his 40s in wwe. Championship or two. Great matches with seth, cody, gunther

They failed when they turned down wwe for aew. If you don’t have the confidence in your skills to play in the big leagues, why should I think otherwise?

>>18083390
How are they lesser if they have appeared on WWE programming which none of these faggots in the OP could do

>>18083426
so you like whatever wwe gives you cause they cant do no wrong

>>18083422
maybe they actually like what they do instead of half assing it

>>18081194 (OP)
Okada would be the Iyo of the men's division, probably worse since I don't think they would ever put a World Title on him
I don't care for Osprey but it's hard to imagine him not getting really over
Omega can't cut a promo and he emotes like a cartoon character

>>18083422
I'm sure they're just devastated they're not contemporaries with Saints & Penta & Fenix. They'll have to cry into their 7-figure paydays.

>>18083426
lol WWE was so desperate for any of Kenny's shine they dug into the vault just to upload this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz04yU5KlL0

ur sister

>>18083462
>can't cut a promo and he emotes like a cartoon character

Can I get...uh...a YEET? Or maybe whatever the fuck Rollins is attempting to get over as his catchphrase nowadays?

>>18083493
>7 years ago, before AEW even started
I know you're a feeble-minded flailing fat faggot, but this is just lame

Omega and Ospreay would do fine. Okada would end up like Nakamura.

>>18083504
"Restore the feeling...I am the feeling, bruv!"
Completely unprompted btw, apropos of nothing at all

>>18081194 (OP)
Themselves

>>18083516
Correct, it's lame WWE was so desperate for Omega's shine when he was markedly less known to American audiences than he, Okada & Ospreay are today. You're proving my point, reddit-kun. OK?

>>18083504
I genuinely don't like either of them either.

>>18083520
Rollins is stealing catchphrases now?

>>18083527
So you agree he's just as capable of getting over as them.

Well...easily more capable than Rollins.

Remember when Haitch started seething that Ospreay signed with AEW in that scrum.

>>18083537
Yeah, he'd get over in WWE from his matches alone. Some people find his promo work endearing or something, it just makes me cringe.

>>18083546
Yeah

>>18083523
they are too good to fail you would just follow wwe tells you to

>>18083537
It's an Ospreay quote. Do you even watch Dynamite? Do you need people to inform you of what AEW wrestlers have said or done beforehand before you can place things in their proper context?

>>18083524
Read the description of the video

Okada doesn't even try anymore.
Kenny is broken down and terrible on the mic.
Assplay can only do flippy no psychology style of wrestling and his voice is grating and his promos are awful as well.

None of them are good enough for WWE at this point and assplay likely never will be.

>>18081194 (OP)
ospreay in WWE would be a smash hit if paul presented him as a big deal, which he is. not sure if people on here say ospreay wouldn't work in WWE just out of console warring or what. he'd succeed.
i'm mixed on kenny - he's not totally washed but he's 40 and beyond sawdusted, i'm not really sure what they'd do with him. it would be so weird if he just got sent to fight for like the US title or something. i think he'd fail because i don't believe paul would treat him like the star he is.
okada would fail, 100%. lazy. near 40. japanese. too good at the little bits of comedy they let him do. his peak would be a poorly booked IC run and a 3.5 star match with shinsuke.

>>18083621
Ospreay is too terminally online to be successful in WWE, he actually buys into what his biggest retard superfans say instead of reading the pulse of what 90-95% of fans in attendance say and feel. They only chant his name during his entrance, and "THIS IS AWESOME" during the match, because that's all he's given them. He's a tweaker with tunnel vision, it's like he's disconnected from reality after his entrance theme stops playing and the bell rings.

>>18083581
I did. Desperate. For. Shine.

>>18083577
Bruh is just bewildered that his attempt to cook fell flat. I'd say better luck next time but you should just give up entirely.

>>18083593
>None of them are good enough for WWE

yeet

>>18083639
>THE CROWD ISN'T ACTUALLY CHEERING FOR HIM

lmao you know someone is over as fuck if dronies have to break this one out.

>>18083691
In January 2018, Kenny faced Jericho in front of 38,000 fans in the Tokyo Dome
In January 2019, Kenny main evented the Tokyo Dome vs Tanahashi
And your argument is that WWE was so "desperate for shine" that they posted this video in June 2018?

>>18081194 (OP)
Okada is a bum and can't even be a success in AEW.
Ospreay is just a generic flippy shitter like Evan Bourne or Ricochet and wouldn't move the needle much
Kenny would have the best shot at being successful, but you'd have to never ever let him cut promos, so he'd need Heyman, or to just be a upper mid jobber to the real stars kinda guy like Nakamura

>>18083701
Cheering is distinct from chanting. You have to be a complete retard to not understand that.

Acclaimed, Keith Lee, MJF, Danielson all used to get lots of singing and chanting during their matches. It also happened to coincide with AEW ratings being frequently over 850k/.30 demo. Now AEW fans do victory laps for a one-off 730k/.21 special episode live from Mexico, and now they'll go right back to 625k with 3k fans in attendance.

Going to a show with wrestling matches isn't enough of a draw for anything but die-hards. Ask anyone who doesn't care much for soccer, but LOVES going to soccer games because of the constant chanting and songs and fun, and you'll understand the distinction.

>>18083691
You didn't recognize an Ospreay quote because nobody marked it as such and did the work for you. Are you even a real AEW fan or do you just come on here to talk shit? You have all the hallmarks of someone who just web searches everything as you go, but doesn't actually know or remember or recognize much of anything.

>>18083757
>why are less people watching cable in 2025 than 2021?

>You didn't recognize an Ospreay quote

I did actually that's why I used the verb "stealing". Embarrassing you need this to be pointed out to you but not surprisring.

>it's THIS schizo headcanon again

Can you keep your meltdown contained ITT or better yet fuck off back to your subreddit? I'm sure they won't bully you too badly this time.

>>18083710
It was actually because The New Day was playing against The Elite at some fighting game tournament and it got a bit of online buzz.

>>18083770
- 850k/.30 were the 2023 numbers. AEW has dropped much faster than the rate of cord-cutting in large part because the shows aren't fun any more
- I was mocking Ospreay for trying to get over this retard phrase. Accusing Rollins of "stealing" makes no sense whatsoever

You're just a low-effort loser, that's all it boils down to. It would be one thing to put in high effort and be seen as a gifted malcontent, but you're just a pussy ass bitch who stares at every single post looking for typos or someone who ends their post in an insult so you can say "We don't sign our posts here KEK" or another of your faggy one-liners.

>>18083831
Exactly, a video game exhibition, which is very different than waiting until the day of/before/after Kenny headlines the Tokyo Dome to post the clip, knowing 5-6 digits worth of wrestling fans would be flocking to YouTube to look his name up.

>>18083839
>mentioning Rollins makes no sense in reply to a post answering a question about Rollins

bruh is incapable of a following a conversation and still tells himself he's too smart to post here.

>you're just a pussy ass bitch

And you're mad over the internet that someone made you question your delusions of intellectual superiority.

>>18083876
>Joe is trying to buy a car
>Mike is trying to buy a car
>Mike is trying to steal Joe's car?
Makes no sense whatsoever as a response no matter how much you spin in circles

I'm 100.0% certain I'm far more educated and capable than you are, despite the occasional typo. What I'm frequently uncertain about is just how much effort others are putting in, and if they're not putting in effort because they're incapable of it (which is not the case here) or because they're massive fucking faggots who care more about their dogshit agenda than they do having any ethics or doctrine they follow (which is the case here)

It all boils down to the fact that you are not an honest person. If you were an honest person who hated WWE and WWE fans, I could respect that, but nothing about you is respectable. There are many WWE haters on Twitter who will shit on WWE all day and night, and do it in a truthful (if highly offensive) way. You are incapable of doing what they do because you are unwilling to put in the work and to give even 1 inch, temporarily, if it means taking back an entire foot moments later.

You cause some casualties every once in a while with an offensive volley, but completely ignore the battle and the war. I could never be as despicable as you because I see larger picture in everything I do.

>>18083984
Of course it doesn't make sense to you. You, as established, are not very bright.

>please join me on Twitter!

kek and again with the unwarranted self-importance

>>18081194 (OP)
Meltzer for gassing up these shitters
Paul for buying in

I guess the latter is worse.

>>18081194 (OP)
>somehow failed
Okada is a literally who midcarder, Ospreay is arguably the worst wrestler alive, and Kenny is sawdusted to fuck. They're insta-fails and have only themselves to blame.

>>18081209
This 100% accurate take got the smarks seething

>>18083997
You've never established anything because you can't type more than 2 sentences at a time, ever. Thousands of posts in the archive, you don't do it because you're terrified of making typos or other mistakes.

Ojama meltdown thread #10,647

>>18084009
>worst wrestler alive

YEET!

>>18084011
No as we've established (but you still can't figure it out because, again, not very bright) I put in the effort I think you warrant. i.e. fuck all.

>thousands of posts in the archive

And I'm sure you've obsessively hate-pored over every single one. I'm about to pop out for groceries but before I do, you wanna make a bet?

You talk a big game about how I don't actually watch wrestling, but how about I show you incontrovertible proof that I not only do, but have since long before you initially stumbled on r/squaredcirclejerkoffs or whatever the fuck?

And when I do, you fuck off from here and never return? C'mon then. If you're as confident as you seemed to be when you said it, this should be one easy W for ya, right?

Unless you're...scared?

>>18084009
>Okada is a literally who midcarder, Ospreay is arguably the worst wrestler alive, and Kenny is sawdusted to fuck. They're insta-fails and have only themselves to blame.
yet you recognize them and argue with their fans all day, they won

>>18084022
>YEET!
Jey Uso is a million times better than Ospreay and it's not even close. You do know pro wrestlers are supposed to entertain people, right? It's literally their job and Ospreay is exceedingly bad at it.

>>18084024
>yet you recognize them
Why wouldn't I?

>>18084022
That doesn't make any sense retard, I started watching in the 1990s. My argument has been (and continues to be) that you google everything on the fly but don't actually know/recall much of anything in the moment. I've said random quotes here and other places that nobody bothers to look up because they don't register, but when I say them to you?
>KEK you're quoting 20 year old movies
Literally nobody who isn't a retarded faggot would bitch about someone quoting a popular movie from the 2000s, but when you're a faggot who bitches about everything, that somehow becomes a point of contention: not quoting recent enough movies and TV shows.

It's this kind of fag behavior that points to someone who is perpetually online, but not really DOING much of anything other than being a dickhead. Certainly not learning, committing anything to memory. Nobody (including me) gives a shit how long you've been watching wrestling for, the point is that the amount of effort you put in is indicative of someone who doesn't know shit.

Effort. Try effortposting for once in your miserable existence.

>>18084043
The only thing sadder than saying this for a reaction would be genuinely believing it.

>>18084050
The only thing sadder than thinking Jey Uso > Will Ospreay isn't true is your whole existence

>>18084056
>no u

pigwit

>>18084048
>I've said random quotes here and other places that nobody bothers to look up because they don't register, but when I say them to you?

holy shit pathetic obsession

Immediately backtracked and downplayed what he used to stand by until it would've had fallout.

Bitch through-and-through lmfao.

>>18084043
what are jey's best matches if he's so good lmfaoo

>>18084022
>I'm about to pop out for groceries
Ojama buying groceries at 11pm PT on a Tuesday so that nobody catches a glimpse of him

>>18081194 (OP)
Kenny would have succeeded. He has an undeniable it factor. They'd start with AJ Styles and build out feuds from there.
Like Nakamura, Okada would get lazy, like he is in AEW, when he realized other people are allowed to be stars.
Ospreay would want to work his current style, instead of pacing himself, and saving big spots for big matches. Creative would give up and use him like they did Ricochet, midcard entertainer.

>>18084059
I never once offered or dared or intimated that I would leave /pw/ if [fill in the blank] happened.

You on the other hand openly disparage new platforms like TikTok, aimed at the 18-35 crowd, while ALSO disparaging wrestlers like Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, CM Punk, etc, who are in their late 30s/40s and still being pushed by WWE.

You want to have it all ways because you're a bitch like that. You make fun of the boomer for being a boomer, the zoomer for being a zoomer, and make fun of everyone in-between for not being a boomer/zoomer. That's what's tiresome, the absolute faggotry of it all. You can't just pick one game plan and stick to it.

>>18084060
The one with your mom. He went over clean lmfaoo.

>>18084071
Haven't you kept up with new schizolore? He's Kyrgyzstani. Or Peruvian. Or Filipino. Or Indian. Or Finnish.

>>18084107
Nah what actually happens is I make fun of (You) for being a LOSER kek

>>18084071
This is more accurate than you'd think. He does everything he can to avoid being seen.