Satanist Taker > Biker Taker > Revival of the Deadman Taker > Original Taker

>>18082255 (OP)
No version of this shitter ever drew a singular penny

>>18082263
You not gonna post the copypasta?

>>18082255 (OP)
Big Evil was his best era and it isnt even close

>>18082274
>YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
I love that theme

>>18082255 (OP)
Who’s this guy again? Undergayturd or something? Never understood how a badass like Kane could have such a faggy brother

>>18082334
Log off, Glenn

>>18082274
Yeah, I loved his shit talk on the mic and his kino theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIiKTCDumTA

>>18082266
Mmmm.
>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*
Did you pay your dues boy?
>*gets full creative control over his character*
Oh you didn't?
>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*
Well around here boy
>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*
You gotta wait your turn
>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*
So you get down that liquor store
>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*
And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys
>*refuses to put anyone over*
Don't like it son?
>*refuses to go out on his back*
Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues
>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*
Mmmm don't wanna mess with me
>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*
Or the boys will make your life hell
>*gets a life time contract with WWE*
Run along, kid
>*spends too long on his HoF induction*
Mmmmm
>*buries AJ Styles, literally, in his last match*
Vince, this kid ain't got it
>*does stand up and babysits rapist Vince to Saudi events*
Got no respect
>*does HotOnes*

>>>>>>>> Chud Boomer Trying to Get His Wife Over Taker

This shit when he beat the fuck out of David Flair still makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY_MYV-z1o

>>18082255 (OP)
This is finally the correct order