Thread 18085524

Kota Ibushi’s In-Ring Return & 4-Way Matches Set the Stage For The Men's And Women's Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas!...
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>Kota Ibushi vs. Trent Beretta
>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Roderick Strong vs. ROH World Champion Bandido (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>Willow Nightingale vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena vs. Thunder Rosa vs. Kris Statlander (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>AEW World Tag Team Champions The Hurt Syndicate Will Appear Live!
>And More!

** 17 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18085524 (OP)
BASED

BUDDY

>>18085527
He said last week that his ankle is genuinely cooked. Will be out for many more months probably

>>18085527
sucks

Bandido is on a fun run at the moment since Grand slam Mexico. Maybe he wins tonight.

>>18085524 (OP)
>athena is still alive
oh wow
>ibushi in a singles in 2025
kekmao
>useless filler
dire

Athena's way better than I thought she was, with that being said I am not watching ROH.

Athena sexo

>>18085524 (OP)
>pissbreak
>pointless 4 way
>utterly beyond washed Kota Ibushi vs Trent Beretta who's looking so bad that Rocky Romero's got an expression like "bro what the fuck happened to you"
>copypased ex-WWE faction
Yeah that's grim

>>18085785
>pointless 4 way
It's to determine who gets the best spot in the casino gauntlet match.

ibushi is either gonna have the worst match of the night or the second best, that's how it is with him

Buddy should be getting the Roddy treatment. Dudes always on tv for some reason.

>>18085809
Buddy is injured you retard.

>>18085524 (OP)
>>18085525

Can't wait to chill and watch Dynamite with you sickos this evening

>>18085815
Nah you are.

Isn’t the casino gauntlet match just the royal rumble in groups? Why would you want the #1 spot in a battle royal?

>>18085524 (OP)
Not a single superstar

>>18085871
Those aren't "superstars" those are "wrestlers" this ain't WWE kiddo

>>18085524 (OP)
CM Punk won

I hope they bring everybody back for the women's gauntlet match at all in. Shida, Riho, and even Britt

>>18085792
Yeah, pointless filler

>>18085983
Oops, excuse me, let me rephrase that. Not a single draw

>>18086104
Your opinion is worth less than nothing. Buy something or get out.

>>18086064
I feel like the casino gauntlet match could use a hero

>>18086104
True

Kota Ibuddy

>>18085816
pop

>>18086150
who??

>>18086192
They had a great match.

>>18086150
she's actually looks really hot without the mask which was surprising

Kek

>>18086324
Won't stop me from watching

>>18086347
Yea because you are a fat shiteating cultist

>>18086358
You gotten to?

>>18086324
How many times are these retards going to learn that whenever there's a lack of card for a show it always ends up being kino

Didn’t WWE just do a bunch of fatal 4 way qualifier matches?

>>18086598
Tony was booking wild multi-mans before banana nose started spamming 4-ways

>>18086598
"Boss baby vibes"..........

>>18086610
>4 way matches as qualifiers
>winner gains entry to a specialty match at the next PPV
>winner of that match gets a world title shot
Yeah probably just a coincidence

>>18086598
We wouldn't know. We don't watch fed slop here.

East Coast sickos will be watching Dynamite tonight inside their air conditioned homes!

Bryan Alvarez will be at tonight's Dynamite

>>18086612
A match that would sell a couple PWG dvds 15 years ago is now happening on Dynamite with both wrestlers being far more broken down

>>18086820
I hope Ibushi confuses him for Meltzer

>>18086802
Unless you're in MA because Maura Healy is a dumb fucking cunt

AEW has a partnership thing going on with Walmart. It looks like exclusive designs but hopefully they add cool stuff like Will's Jersey and stuff

>>18085792
>It's to determine who gets the best spot in the casino gauntlet match.
So as I said, a pointless 4 way.

>>18086446
AEW hasn't been kino since 2021. You have to let go.

BAYNE

>>18086612
You don't watch AEW TV if the teh story of why this match is happening is some mystery to you.
Ibushi is a Kenny ally, Trent is a Callis family henchman, representing Okada. This match is to advance the build to one of the top 2 matches of All In.
You don't watch stop pretending you do and are "mystified" by the "lack of story"
ya retard

>>18085524 (OP)
if ibushi reveals himself to still be sawdusted i might cry

>>18086104
Takeshita is a draw with white, black and asian women. Ibushi is a draw with white, black and asian women.

>>18086104
You are not a promoter
Stop pretending you are and talking like one.
It's pure cringe
You mark

If you listen to Cornette's video on the main even of grand slam mexico, Brian gives him the rating for the show and Cornette is like "ayyyye that can't be true it's impossible help meeeeeeee"

Cornette was BT all along lol

>>18086382
>Frasier gif
Okay, maybe Queen Aminata isn't so bad afterall

sickos where we at

>>18087783
HAHAHAH YESSSSS

Tony needs to go back to spamming announcement segments cause damn this looks like a lazy as fuck card

Ibushi was apparently hitting the pheonix splash two months ago. I'm thinking he's back

>>18087640
>AAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMOGRAPHICS AND CONSUMPTION AREN'T THE SAME AS IN 1982?!??!? HOW CAN THIS BEEEEE?

The new Mayor of New York being an AEW chad is very cool. Some real timeline shifting shit. I think the pendulum do be swinging

>Hangman vs. The Beast Mortos

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Probably Mortos' biggest match yet in AEW

>>18087922
BASED Mortos.

>>18087936
Jobbed Mortos unfortunately

>>18087922
He is the Mexican buddy. He’ll look good but never get big wins. Sad!!!

>>18087954
Mortos never jobs, he gets pinned in style.

>>18085590
Not even if they added some luchadoras?

>>18087954
best jobber in the business

>>18087922
Damn Tone was keeping this one close to his chest

>>18087922
based

hoping to see more of 'the alchemist' hechicero too

>>18087968
Persephone's thighs are RIDICulous

Toni added

>>18087999
I for one am hoping for a hair vs mask match between MJF and Mistico at All In, cuz MJF being bald would be really funny.

>>18088012
Hoping the building is AC'd to the mandatory 32 degrees as per all AEW building rental terms.

>>18087922
HES DONE MIRACLES ON MEEEEEEE

>>18088047
He could stretch weeks out of the wearing a cap/wig/really bad toupée/etc before some big babyface like Mark Briscoe gets to do the big reveal humiliation pop. Also involve Ricochet somehow as well as it's a bald shaming angle.

This card is grim

Kota dimes being back is going to be amazing

>>18088127
And then they reveal the true next major heel faction, the bald syndicate.

We bald people, we bald people!

>>18085987
That's right
He won a blood covered saudi cock to suck for being a good puppy :)

>>18088134
It’s pretty bad because theres no buddy but there’s been worse cards.
>that time when there were random ROH shitters popping up
Terrible.

>>18088155
“The ankle is not recovering as well as I thought it would be. There’s no mobility to it, if I can’t have mobility, I can’t move properly. Once it hits three months without healing, it becomes chronic... I thought I’d be back in the ring in April.”

If you scroll through Buddy’s Instagram, you’ll see he’s stayed busy in the gym since the February match in Brisbane when the injury happened. But a possibly chronic condition does not sound good...

Will and Swerve in tag team action

>>18088078
>>18088091
Bras are not permitted in All Elite Wrestling.
Nipples fed.

>>18088216
Well I guess you’re stuck with me for a while!

>>18085580
he’s been on a decent run since defeating jericho

>>18087667
kelsey grammer loves black pussy and the black pussy loves him right back

>>18088217
>Announcing a card 30 mins before the show on twitter

No wonder the ratings can't break 600K and the crowds are still empty who told Tony this is how to announce a fuckin card?

>>18088217
i thought these guys was still quarrelin

>>18088243
It's so weird, he used to have Excalibur announce an entire card for the following week in less than a minute. Now we usually know nothing until 24 hours before the show.

>>18085587
>athena is still alive
she was in the main event saturday and had a dimes backstage segment. they cant fit everyone in just these two hours on wednesday. most active wrestlers are on at least one of the shows every week in some capacity

wheres hologram?

>>18088260
Catering, sitting next to Buddy.

>>18088260
Hologram is a collision speciality.

>>18085590
They clip out all her stuff on the ROH Youtube channel. Just watch that. Her ongoing story over there has been good

>>18086324
Welp this didn't age well

>>18088217
these guys are the next adam cole and mjf arent they? lmao

>>18088273
Nah, this is just till All in, after that it's build up Ospreay for the title time. I kinda hope it's commonwealth kingpin Ospreay tho tbqh.

>>18086064
it’s gonna be a yellowy summer

>>18088217
Tony in his bag fr

>>18088217
CRU, Top Flight or Gates of Agony COME ON DOWN

Shoot hope Kota dies in the ring or gets a life threatening injury that forces a retirement on the spot. I hate him

>>18088316
NOAHFag seething

>>18088284
Slap a BBL on Britt and she would've been dimes

>>18088316
Whoa look how heckin' edgy this 12 year old boy is

>>18088284
i want to have sex with her but i imagine dating her would be hell

bitchtits is busy samefagging his NXT ratings thread so we should be ok for interruptions tonight

>>18088328
What's your obsession with children

I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18088333
obese existence

>>18088251
AEW's cards are so horrible that announcing them at the last second is actually a good idea. If Excalibur said that next week Swerve and Shitspreay would be tagging then a lot of people wouldn't tune in. So you have to keep the putrid card close to your chest and ambush people with it right before the show.

10 MIN WARNING SICKO BROS
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO HAHAHA YESS

>>18088333
imagine if that fat retard chose to be a schizo about something that could have possibly make him money like stocks or some shit but no, he chose fake fighting lol

>got blocked by a popular account for not liking Roddy
Alright man.

>>18088371
I didn't ask to see the face you made while you read my comment but thanks I guess

Billie Starkz is trailer park maxxing and I kinda like it

Almost time... LET'S FUCKING GO!

Collision is tomorrow right?

who else here /high and drunk/?

>>18088376
Why don't you like him?

Fuck you e-drones ;)

>>18088412
Not yet, but I will be soon.

>>18088394
who's the kween on the left

Mercedes' delicious trasero de caramelo.

>>18088376
Roddy is a wrestling LEGEND and you will respect him

>>18088413
Boring. Really bad look. No charisma or personality. His neck thing was fun.

Fuck you, e-drone.

>>18088412
Yes

we're back to 2 hours show so dynamite is going to feel pretty fast tonight

>>18088431
Red Velvet, BWC connoisseur

Fire all Edrones into the sun

Hi gamethread bros

>>18088416
Based founding fathers are redpilled on the e-drone problem

WE ARE LIVE PAL

>toni cosplayers
she's made it

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Mercedes on a rampage!!!

Guys, we're 17 days away from the Rise, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page

NIPPLES FEDERATION

Did Mercedes call her a son of a bitch?

did they ever explain why Rocky Romero is in the Callis family?

Mercedes should have gotten thicker earlier in her career

I hate women but i love hard nipples

MINA TIME
>Mina chants
BASED

MINA'S BIG BOOBIES

braless toni storm on my tv set!!!

oh jesus, the outfit mina has

>>18088467
Who cares? Everything he does is boring as fuck.

MINA
IS
COOOOOOMING

RICCABONI WON
KELLY LOST

>>18088467
After he burned down a house, I'm excited to see what he does as champion.

Mina, welp I wasn't ready to coom yet.

>>18088474
He use to team with Trent

the only thing that gets my dick harder than tonis nipples is mone's faux transatlantic accent

HOLY SEXO MINA

We love our founding fathers don’t we folks?

Schiovani was adding nothing to commentary

MINA TETAS! I mean... MINA TIME!

>>18088481
There is no reason for them to be so large!

>>18088482
Brassieres are not permitted in All Elite Wrestling

Where my Bruvs at?

Mina booba

BASED making the faces work early

>Ospreay and Strickland not ready
unprofessional. they are supposed to be ready at a seconds notice

GODSPREAY
GODSPREAY

>>18088498
we sure do, this is a Young Bucks board

ELEVATED
EL
ELEVATE ME TO THE SKY

>>18085524 (OP)
Yeah, I'm not watching this garbage, lol

>Osprey not ready
Funny

OSPREAY! OSPREAY!
>OSPREAY! OSPREAY!
OSPREAY! OSPREAY!
>OSPREAY! OSPREAY!

>>18088505
Only the highest quality of slag for me

>Ospreay rapidly getting his gear on
based af tbqh.

This is such good attention to detail with the tape, the boots unlaced etc

taz is right

This is why PAC is always in wrestling gear and ready, card is always subject to change brother

>>18088515
Ok see you on Saturday my fellow Collider.

WHOSE HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE!
WHOSE HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE!
WHOSE HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE!

>>18088532
i demand signs of life

Can’t wait to watch Buddy team up with anyone

Vanilla Baby bros we GOT this

GRAB A COLD ONE BRUVS

I VEER ERRATICALLY FROM MY DESIGNATED LANE WHEN I OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE

>getting dressed while going to the ring
Based. I'm glad AEW is back to caring about the little things. 2 years ago they would have just came out in ring gear cause fuck you

WHO HERE VANILLA BABY?

>>18088532
But does Pac play Toejam & Earl in his wrestling trunks?

BIG RATINGS VANILLA BABY

They could have done better making that black eye look legit

>Will's eye
ow

>>18088532
Immune to EVP trickery

>>18088550
Only while drinking Newkie brown.

Oz and Swerve should be the ones to dethrone the Hurt Syndicate

>>18088538
Buddy is done, man.

>Swerve and Osperay vs literal jobbers

This is what you dynadrones watch every week? Absolute slop? Tune in to Collision to watch real wrestling for once in your pathetic lives.

Blake Christian sniffed Miyu Yamashita's ass

>>18088560
Its gonna be Christian Cage and his son

>>18088563
lies

So it's Ospreay/Swerve vs The Bucks at All In

the v neck gets deeper every week

that was a sick Sasuke Special through the middle ropes there

>>18088532
PAC is a goblin, he doesn´t wear clothes, he barely speaks english.
Tony Khan pays him with raw meat.

>>18088574
The twist was sick

>>18088569
He'll be lucky if he keeps his injured leg

>>18088574
Would Itachi approve?

Damn Dr. Squatch is out here just pissing away money for endorsements from Iron Mike and Sydney Sweeney

>>18088576
He pays him in Greggs ands Newkie brown ale. Don't insult the good people of Newcastle.

>>18088583
the vibrator?

>>18088560
Should be Protoshita

>>18088583
he probably would
it was very impressive

>>18088563
HES DONE WHEN I SAY HES DONE.

>>18088580
Getting Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray vibes

>>18088577
Nigga landed on his feet too

>>18088555
Why doesn't one of the other clones just wrestle for him?

>>18088594
crazy agility 2bf

Goddamn Swerve is going Sifu on them

>>18088600
How do you know they don't ?

There are 2 black skinny flippy lanky dudes in AEW with the first name Lee.

Swerve with some sweet combos there

>Shitty Lee's greatest achievement in AEW was beating Peter Avalon in a walk off
Peterbros...

>>18088600
It’s sort of like when a Pokémon uses double team. His copies are just a visual trick and not really there. Some ninja level jutsu shit

>>18088594
I feel like the twist makes that easier.

>>18088612
I miss Avalon

Osprey and Swerve are inventing new moves for my CAWs in 2k26 in this very moment

Blake Christian taking some head shots

That was good teamwork

Ibushi/Omega vs. Protoshita next week?

>Dynamite 300
>Collision 100
both next week

>>18088608
And there's a fat Lee too

I feel like this should've been a squash

Vanillabros...

Swerve and Ospreay beating up the shitty indie versions of themselves is pretty funny

>>18088624
kino

>>18088608
Lee Moriarty is a submission guy, not a flippy guy

>>18088625
Was getting a cinder block broken on him the last time we saw Keith Lee?

>The Elite have branded security
lmao

>>18088618
Same. Shoulda been a job for lifer.

>>18088633
Nettefags and schizo AEW haters remain in shambles

>>18088642
nothing but the best for our eVp's

Nana looks like he wants to do a dive outside on the Young Bucks

that camera guy's mohawk made me think
>Oh that's what Spears is doing now

>*I.....*
>Looks at Nana
>"WE" while looking at Ospreay
Why does he hate Nana so much?

kek that ref went flying

>never have a Osprey vs Pac mumble promo
We need it

lol the ref took the bump

>>18088624
Pretty divine that both wound up on the same week

Swerve and Ospreay become EVPs if they win

this audio is absolute trash

>>18088651
Nana ain't gonna fight bro

>put the EVP titles on the line

Will you're drunk

>>18088645
Pretty Peter is still employed. I think he might be the first wrestler who gets a contract for life just for being a nice guy

>>18088663
He's kinda autistic

The ref dead

Can't the bucks just say no

Would that make them retire as EVPs or will Swerve and Ospreay take their jobs?

Why in the hell in kayfabe would the Bucks agree to this without Will and Swerve putting anything on the line?

I only have 2 lines left and 1 beer
but at least I can smoke some more weed

>Either Bucks stop being EVPs so only Kenny is
vs
>Ospreay suddenly has EVP powers and about 5 functional braincells that aren't dedicated to either wrestling of assassin's creed.

THIS IS AN ATTEMPTED COUP

>>18088662
But he didn't even ask nana

NEW THREAD
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>>18088676
>>18088676
>>18088676

THE REF IS DEAD

-per Meltzer

>>18088671
Quadruple EVPs

watch the reveal that Ospreay was an inside man for Callis and turns heel when he becomes a EVP

>>18088683
>#3
Why do you do this?

>>18088665
oh good. Glad he's still getting paid then.
Can we get him on TV once in a while to do a job then. He's still highly entertaining

>>18088645
Still under contract

>>18088683
Bro, the threads are not fast enough to be backing so early. Wait until the 290's

>>18088679
>Oh my God, they killed Kenny
South Park predicted this

this fucking submarine campaign is up there with the Jesus one in terms of annoying

>>18088687
Wait, let this man cook, Kingpin Ospreay with EVP powers could be good shit.

>>18088671
THEY TOOK THEIR JOBS

>>18088688
'tis tradition I'm afraid

>>18088688
why does it bother you so much little queer boy

>>18088688
wanna know how I know you're a newfag

>>18085524 (OP)
>It's another "Tony forgot to book the show so he muddles something together based on who's available to travel" episode
Been a while bros

>>18085524 (OP)
Jen Aniston doesn't even look human anymore

>>18088691
Just checked and apparently he was active last year at least. Had a match against Satnam kek

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>18088676
>>18088676
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>>18088676

>>18088707
>>18088710
That doesn't answer the question

>>18088727
I'm not moving until we reach 300.

Suspension was exactly what was needed

Wait, that's Trent?

>>18088729
It's just a thing we do, guy. Lurk moar. Or embrace the sicko inside.

>>18088730
That's next week

>>18088671
We need vignettes of bruv in a blazer and tie over his normal street clothes in the AEW offices trying to run the place and do meetings and emails and shit

>>18088744
That does answer the question.

>>18088745
kek ya got me

Bake at 290-300
Stop premature ejaculating

>>18088743
Trent?

>minor key RPG Vice theme heel remix
nice

Ibushi should wrestle naked

Is Ibushi a tard?

>>18088796
shoot, yes

>>18088796
rich family, nothing to lose, please understand

do you think mizzy is seething angie chose to do her interview with burt instead?