Kota Ibushi’s In-Ring Return & 4-Way Matches Set the Stage For The Men's And Women's Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, Wa
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!

>Kota Ibushi vs. Trent Beretta
>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Roderick Strong vs. ROH World Champion Bandido (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>Willow Nightingale vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena vs. Thunder Rosa vs. Kris Statlander (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>AEW World Tag Team Champions The Hurt Syndicate Will Appear Live!
>And More!

** 17 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18088676 (OP)
grimmy grim

I think Buddy would make a great EVP if his injury is career ending

>>18088676 (OP)
WWE could never have an opening this good

>they become EVPs
>Swerve must learn how to make a killer pitch deck by EOD
>Ospreay sent to pitch sponsors but he has no idea how to use Zoom

>>18088676 (OP)
If Ibushi is half as good as he was in 2021 I'm converting to full time AEW fan

time for Ibushi to exorcise those Finnerjima match demons, BEGONE!!!

>>18088686
>>18088701

>Hangman wins
>Osprey turns on Hangman
>Young Bucks help Hangman and Elite reunion
>Darby helps Hangman
>Hangman is a Death Rider
>Hangman loses
What are the odds of these happening at All In?

>ads for bluechew

I’m tired of seeing this shit everywhere. My dick works fine.

>Okada calms everyone down by introducing people that already know each other

>>18088720
well mine doesnt

we love our founding fathers don't we folks

Aw shit it's bad-ass Trent. And somewhere, face down in a steamer tray reheating grilled chicken, Chuck Taylor is still alive.

>>18088720
don't worry the aids-pill commercials are in the wing for ya, lil bro.

KEK BASED LIL KAZU

Trent is the only AEW original indie fag who has a clue
Probably cause he was in WWE

why are they speaking engrish to each other

>all the heels are buddy buddy with each other

I don’t know why I don’t like this

>Takeshita Okada stare down
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>2 japanese wrestlers talking in english to eachother
why

>long-time tag team partner

yeah in more ways than one

is matt doing a vince impression?

Hurt Kenny Omega should be their Beat up John Cena

KOTA IBUSSY

IBUSHI

Ibushi actually looks really fucking good. IMAGINE IF HE FUCKING BELIEVED IN SURGERY AND HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO.

>Takeshita going after the belt

>>18088739

Pro wrestling has no soul without Ibushi Kota

>>18088761
I was gonna wonder but he DID get the ankles and neck surgery right?

>>18088739
not enough dude wipes for ya?

>heh ok
based okada dabbing on that ddt shitter

>The Don Callis Family Presents
kek

i feel sick he couldnt jump over the ropes i'm going to cry if he's saw dusted

>>18088762
High impact?

>>18088762
I put images of her in my wrestling folder

>>18088769
I think so, but I'm not 100% convinced, he might have just gone the "I will wait for years and hope it fixes itself" route.

Ibushi KWAB predictions?

>aw shit Don Callis is a fucking Yakuza family now
>We're 2 years away from Stranger than Heaven coming out

I'll take it sempai

>I DON'T CARE IF IBUSHI MOVES LIKE STEPHEN HAWKING I'LL ALWAYS POP FOR HIM
I DON'T CARE IF IBUSHI MOVES LIKE STEPHEN HAWKING I'LL ALWAYS POP FOR HIM
>I DON'T CARE IF IBUSHI MOVES LIKE STEPHEN HAWKING I'LL ALWAYS POP FOR HIM

>>18088779
I watched his New Years NOAH match against Marufuji last year, it was a trainwreck I couldn't pull my eyes from.

Trent is so fucking dimes its unreal

>>18088761
I can understand not believing in the fake covidian shots but not believing in surgery?

Kota, Take and Kazu need to have a triple threat like yesterday

this nigga chewing gum in-ring. is it the bluechew?

Need Ibushi to start doing really dangerous stupid shit

This is both exciting and terrifying considering what these two are back from. It's like dueling Aaron Rodgers except I like both of them and neither is a fucking idiot.

>>18088781

>>18088804
Ibushi is shoot retarded

>>18088671
We need vignettes of bruv in a blazer and tie over his normal street clothes in the AEW offices trying to run the place and do meetings and emails and shit
like the CEO Stone cold vignettes in 99

>>18088804
>Ibushi "I don't trust reading" Kota
>Not an idiot

>OMG IT'S KOTA IBUSHI'S MUCH HYPED RETURN TO AEW
>second match on the card
tonibakan, pls

>>18088793
Dawg, Ibushi taught at a wrestling university he founded and he was the only professor and student.

You think Ibushi pegged Omega before the show?

>>18088810
Lol this would be cool

Is Ibushi as autistic as Kyle O'Reilly?

>>18088708
I want these vignettes

>>18088814
>It's amazing. I don't trust book
What is bro saying

>>18088814
Nah he is immune to printed propaganda so that's better than most.

>>18088809
>>18088814
...fuck I forgot about that. He is the Japanese Aaron Rodgers.

>>18088824
I would say he’s more on the spectrum than Kyle

>>18088780

>>18088737
local mean boy Greg

ibushi neck bumps scare me

Ibushi bumping right on his head again based

>>18088826
He doesn't trust books.

>>18088752
American TV bro
Can't subtitle a live promo

How did Trent stay in shape while Chuck Taylor just got fatter?

Yeah I'd say we're fucking back

>>18088843
sexy chukie t brings all the girls to the yard

>>18088843
Trent didn't have bone necrosis.

>mfw I just realized Kumquat hasn't come back since 4chinz was kwabbed

Ibushi moving better than he did during blood and guts

>>18088843
He was the one absorbing it for him.

>>18088814
You think Ibushi trusts AI?

Ibutard taking neck bumps again, with a tear in my eye

>>18088843
He had to get lean and cut because Chuck kept finishing off catering when he got out of physical therapy. All of it too. Even the fucking mustard packets were gone.

okay, welcome back Ibushi

nice return match from ibushi
had me worried

>just cranked one out to Bea Priestly’s shaking her ass in sling bikini
>satisfaction immediately turns to disgust looking at Ibushi’s face

KAMIGOYE

>>18088849
The "wait and hope my body just fixes itself" worked, marathon, not a sprint.

But also fucking get surgery, don't be retarded like Ibushi.

>>18088849
Well it helps that he got rid of the GUT

Good match.
I think he might be back?.

we are so fucking back bros

ibushi is going to shoot on okader

Ibushi whoop his ass!!!

What are all these koreans doing on my TV?

Just got home. Has Mina appeared?

>>18088869
Why is Aubrey describing my penis size?

>>18088869
Aubrey when she lifts up my belly fat to see my pp

How has seniority here, Okada or Ibushi?

Will Okada try against Ibushi?

>Ibushi/Okada next week
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>18088881
afraid no

Weird they haven't brought up Okada being the one Ibushi was injured against

>Okada vs Ibushi
KINO

HOLY SHIT

>Ibushi v okada for free
based tony

>another Mox rambling mumble promo

>>18088869
Such a Stupid bitch

Yabai

DEMON HOURS
>DEMON HOURS
DEMON HOURS
>DEMON HOURS
DEMON HOURS
>DEMON HOURS
DEMON HOURS
>DEMON HOURS
DEMON HOURS
>DEMON HOURS

Ibushi vs Okada next week ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Moxley is the one

WHERES MARINA???

Okada will try against Ibushi

>Moxley just wants time off

>>18088874
Yes, she sexually assaulted Toni in the opening segment.

>good Ibushi match
Dare I say we're back?

>"walk the path that I've walked"

>>18088896
How fast could Ibushi solve a one color puzzle?

I want everyone to know that AEW has a championship belt that no one has seen in literal months.

Brand suicide.

This feels like a half shoot promo from Mox on Hangman

Okada didn’t try against buddy and buddy still got a good match.

>>18088886
Considering it was entirely on Ibushi from what I remember watching, it's just better to ignore. It was just grim af.

>>18088900
Smashing Roddy's balls with her bare feet

Whose promos are more meandering: Mox or Seff?

AR FOX interview up next.

Why doesn't Trent Beretta carry a Beretta?

>>18088912
yes

>>18088913
>Inb4 some middle aged smark replies this is how it used to work in "muh old days, where they wouldn't hotshot the belt unless it was a ppv"

I was watching the latest episode of the Vodka-Sponsored Cody show with Kevin Owens and it was hilarious how he kept name dropping everyone in AEW and PWG and Cody being like >"...oh right, you're the one who hooked me up with them. I have to nod and let this air."

>>18088917
stinky feet

AR Fox what?

>ar fox

>>18088890
anon every wrestling show is free. its called the internet

>>18088917
Reminder the key on her necklace isn't for the briefcase it's for Roddy's cage

That "second camera angle" on Mox side shot is straight Jerry Springer camera work lmao

>>18088924
only bullet club members can carry imaginary guns. Chaos members have Toru Yano.

>>18088919
seff. mox doesn't say anything but he says it relatively fast. seff doesn't say anything for 20 minutes.

>>18088924
Because then he would be Trent? Beretta?
It can be a bit difficult to pronounce

>>18088914
hes probably shooting on hangman for constatly taking time off

>>18088927
if it wasn't for the bucks looking out for the code-man at kevin's request, cody would still be the global force champion

>>18088928
literally looks like a porn scene

>John Cena commercial
>during AEW

This interview was taped 90 secs ago

LUbros...

I feel like it's a swerve and he keeps saying Crew because he is just gonna end up with Cru after all. He says it every week.

Ricochet Marine Admiral shirt looks kino

Lmao based Rick

Who would be best to be Ricochet's crew?

I TOLD YALL THAT AR FOX WAS GETTING OVER

I TOLD YOU

Luv Renee

>>18088952
Yeah, I completely forgot about that. And then Cody took the Matt Cardona idea and made it work to get back into WWE.

>Bald guys yelling bald at Rick
Fucking based

>>18088876
Yours is much smaller KWAB

Renee looking good tonight

>>18088976
it's obviously gonna be the dudes named Cru the first dudes he turned down but then kept interacting with.

AR Fox heel again

>>18088961
whats with phils fucking hair
Looks pretty stupid

Why doesn't AR Fox carry an AR?

>>18088980
>Luv Ren--ACK

>>18088988
It's not gonna be Cru because Lio made fun of Ricochet for being bald in Mexico

>>18088992
GOSH WHAT A SEX GODDESS

>>18088992
She looks better now with long hair

>>18088991
his flips are his weapons

Should be JetSpeed for the tag titles at All In with Kevin Knight turning on Speedball to join The Hurt Syndicate.

NOOOOOOO

I WANTEE TO HEAR SPEEDBALL'S THEME

>>18088995
you worked fucking bitch

Why is he called Speedball?

Speedball is a lucky man

>>18088992
You think Renee pegs Mox?

ar fox is hilariously innovative
just does whatever and nails it

>"Cornette won't like this" sign
Kek

BRUH HE STOMPED DAT YUNG NIGGA GUTS IN

very innovative

>Tranny lover/posters dry up the same time obvious e-drone posting has gotten to its lowest
weird innit

>>18089011
>he
UMMMMMM EXCUSE ME??

>>18089013
Those look STANKY

what the fuck was that rope foot stomp

Why did Tony never try to push AR? He's based.

>>18089013
Is he onto gilfs?

That crazy move that Fox does where he turns on the ropes is what got him over

>>18088992
M-mommy

>>18089025
That was a move AR Fox innovated during his AEW Rampage matches.

>>18089013
A lucky he/they

>>18089028
fox was in the doghouse for a bit because guess he couldn't fly internationally for the first all in and it messed up some storylines

>>18089028
He did, then Fox fucked it up.

>>18089037
>IT'S TYME FO DA MAYNE EVENT

>>18089028
He did. AR was booked for the first All In but he didn't tell Tony that he's banned from the UK or something. Tony stopped booking him for a long time after that

>>18089028
Fox had an issue where he couldn't travel to England and they punished him for that. But he's getting back in their good graces due to all the positive fab reaction.

Fox/Knight could be a tag team made of pure kinographite

>>18088676 (OP)
They made a match poster for this utterly dimeless, heatless, last minute thrown together shit show? Holy fucking grim. This show has been awful so far.

>>18089037
Rampage was a fever dream

>>18089034
I want to be crushed between those tights

>>18089028
This is his push

>>18089028
He tried bringing an AR into London Airport and got caught, its how he got his name

>>18089054
Mox was in the right cancelling it

dont buy the dr squash body wash. the plastic bottle they use makes it smell like fish

KOKESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>18088676 (OP)
I'm watching the draft

>>18089063
I always the cheapest soap bars like Irish spring. I like em.

NO THE GOLD CHAIN

>>18089067
Did the newest Great White Hope go first?

lol kokeshi

>>18089067
I was miring Harper's mom

Riochet shouting out Honma in PIP rn >>18089066

>pendulum has turned

Hey its that shitty move Naomi stole from him

>>18089071
Irish Springs smells great, but my skin is shit I still get acne at 36 years young.

>Colliding with his orbital bone!
>Or his eye socket!

>Riccabon mentioning the Pendulum again
PRAISE KEK

There's times where Knight doesn't know what he's doing

Thursday night's alright for fighting

Speedball Mike Baileys hair reminds me of Tatanka

>>18089073
Yes, and he was over with the crowd

>>18089088
I’m convinced Ian Cinnabonni posts or lurks /pw/

Based Ricochet

>>18089089
Green boy, prs understand

>>18089086
>tfw turn 37 in less than 2 months
I still get carded in certain locations.

I keep thinking Speedball has giant fucking teeth and it's a mouth guard

>>18089088
The average 4chan user nowadays looks and talks like Riccbone. Even if they are black or mutt.

Ric'O being a snake true and true

Every time I'm thinking of AR Fox I think he's shit and boring but every time I see him I'm surprised how much I enjoy his matches

anyone got a stream? dont say Max.

>>18089098
I don't think him being a very naive nice boy is a gimmick so if he stumbled on this place he'd leave within 2 minutes out of disgust

>>18089091
>Tatanka
Buffalo?

>>18089101
Zoomers look 30 in their 20s and Millennials look 20 in their 30s

>>18089109
TBS

>>18089109
Ok. Try HBOMax

>>18089109
Fite

you know, I am not sure but these probably should have been two different matches. I wouldn't build Jet Speed as contenders to Hurt Business by showing they could only beat this team because one guy full ass left and they kept arguing. Could have done two matches and gotten both gimmicks over instead of mixing em.

Knight lookin like he’s packing a HOG

>>18089096
Dallas just trading one generation white talent for the next in line is crazy. That Nosferatu looking commissioner knows what he is crafting.

negative charisma

>>18089118

>JET SPEED
>WE COMIN' FOR

Hurt Business arrived just in time to make sure we didn't have a repeat of Booker T

>>18089109
mainsite dot top

Didn't they already have a tag title match and lost?

I like Speedball's accent

>>18089114
>>18089115
>>18089116
you guys think you cool? you dropped out of school and broke all the rules. being a rude dude doesnt pay.

Buddy should’ve replaced anyone here.

Well thats that geeks

>We Hurr Peepo
>We Hurr Peepo
>We Hurr Peepo

Why does the table not have sponsors on it?

>BOBBO, WE COMIN' FO YOU, NIGGA
Damn, Kevin!

>Schiovane calmly walking in the back

MJF doing the Smokey from Friday bit
kek

>>18089133
Non-heeb company, I'm afraid.

>>18089129

>Hurt Syndicate comes in and clears house
based

negative heat

WEHURRPEEPEL

>>18089139
Szia.

>bobbo and shelton gonna give Speedball's wife the squirt business

WE HURT PEOPLE
WE HURT PEOPLE
WE HURT PEOPLE

>>18089139
Pauly Shore got a lot of work with the weasel gimmick

WEE HURR PEE POO

pretty kino shot of the murdered JetSpeed there

JetSpeed will pull a CM Punk and stay laid out the entire promo.

So why did MJF join? Was there just nothing else? Someone's going to remember the Trios tag titles one day?

What your guys opinion about Hurt Syndicate?

>>18089148
What should i watch first, Son in Law or In the Army Now?

>>18089156
Mistico is gonna make him BALD at all in.

>>18089159
Encino Man

Did he say Young Jewish?

>>18089164
Obviously I've seen the best Pauly movie

>>18089159
get Jury Duty out the way, then it doesnt matter.

>>18089161
That would be so funny

>>18089158
They hurt people

>>18089159
A Goofy Movie

>>18089158
They have no credible tag team feuds except Brody and….dare I say his name?

>>18089159
Son in Law and then Encino Man

I need Bullet Club Gold back so bad its unreal

>>18089156
Jews are the blacks of religion

>>18089158
I like them but they best thing they've done in ring was when Shelton was in the CC when they just showed up

>>18089167
Bio Dome is underrated

>>18089176
Jay needs to stop breaking small bones

>>18089159
Bio Dome

I still like to think that Briscoe controls the pyro

REACH FO DA SKY BOY

>i'm announcing that i'm wrestling a qualifying match
unnecessary announcement tonibakan.

The tag titles look really fucking good

>>18089159
>>18089175
No, there's the Encino Man cameo in Son in Law. Otherwise Anon won't get it.

The only logical conclusion to MJF joining the Syndicate is for Max to actually win the belt and then both MVP and Bobby start screwing him over for the strap.

>3 black men and a Jew go around beating people up and taking away their opportunities
Not very subtle, Tony

>>18089159
For me, it's Son in Law

bidness

NEW THREAD
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>>18089196
>>18089196
>>18089196
>>18089196

>>18089184
Juice doesn't seem to be any better

CHICKENMAN

not a single thought in that head of mark's

briscoe isn't winning.
he's a jobber.

Dela- what?

>>18089206
He will win this match since you said this.

>>18089206
The Darby Allin curse. So over that losing forever doesn't hurt him.

Time to wrap up, guys.

>>18089183
>>18089185
I rated Bio Dome a 1/10 on IMDB. Sorry not sorry.

Based therapist Briscoe

KOSHER PICKLE

>Psychoanalyst Mark Briscoe

>>18089198
Anal with Anna

Bobby laughing

Kek someone screenshot Lashley cracking up

>KOSHER PICKLE

The small dick joke actually popped Bobby

NEWWWWWWWWWWW
>>18089196
>>18089196
>>18089196
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>>18089196

>Mark Briscoe has diagnosed MJF with penis envy insecurity

>>18089218
yeah it's awful but it's fun

>>18089218
Is this Deonna?

Hang on a minute...

>>18089250
It's Birb, guy. How do you not recognize Birb?

>>18089240
I saw this too

Neckstrongbros, we got this

>Paragon
I forget they're a thing

>>18089294
I don't care for Roderick

>>18089295
How many times have they changed their name by now?