Thread 18093714

this is going to stink. cena can no longer wrestle and is going to be sluggish the entire match while punk is going to be chezing up 18 year olds in the crowd.

>>18093714 (OP)
They could do it if they knew how to wrestle a semi-grounded and paced style. Flair was still having good matches at their age. So was Hogan, even.

>>18093724
Cena never even learned how to do an STF. The match has no chance.

Fags use “have sex” as an insult or brag about how much sex they have and call people virgins as an insult, then they hate a guy for having sex too much. LOL. Bunch of morons will bitch about everything.

>>18093714 (OP)
It's unironically going to be the best match on the card (...hopefully).

>>18093781
how's the blood money, chez?

>>18093939
This retard thinks CM Punk is posting in his dumb thread kek.

>>18093781
A 40 year old having sex with teens is strange methinks

>>18093714 (OP)
>18 year olds
Age of consent is 10 in Saudi Arabia in accordance with the Koran. That's why Phil decided to come in the first place.

>>18093714 (OP)
>this is going to stink
It is and it's really going to expose Punk on being as washed as he is to the last handful of people left denying it
Not every 50 year old wrestler can be Edge and Christian

>>18094199
kek

>>18094199
is Starbucks haram or halal?

>>18093714 (OP)
>R truth interference in 2025

>>18093714 (OP)
>cena can no longer wrestle
He's better than Punk, kek

>>18093781
Nah, the problem is Chez doesn't have sex with anyone other than a 50 year old small Indian boy, but it's funny to laugh at him for pretending he does.

>>18094167
That’s because you’re one of those little soi fags who just likes to bitch about everything.

Cena and Punk are good enough with psychology to make up for their physical shortcomings.

>>18093714 (OP)
It'll probably be cena's best match of the year. punk will carry him

>>18093714 (OP)
Look I get punks a sellout hypocrite lying scumbag- but he’s still pretty good for his age especially when it comes to working the watered down WWE style- it’ll be a clinic and he’ll do a great job carrying John

>>18093714 (OP)
>Cena can no longer wrestler

Not true at all- he’s just had to be the ring general with guys he’s better than and we know that’s not his strength- Cena matches who he’s in the ring with, Orton Cody and Truth suck and are boring wrestlers- Punk is not

>>18096509
>punk will carry him

>>18093754
He did the locked-in STF to Punk in yhe Chamber. He doesn"t do it normally locked in because WWE (Vince) didn't want top faces doing submissions that would be really dangerous for children to reenact, which is why most top guys have some sort of leg or arm submission instead or get a new finisher when they get pushed at the top.

>>18093714 (OP)
"Chez" the Cum Punk is scheduled to get beheaded for pushing a Saudi kid

>>18094207
>Not every 50 year old wrestler can be Edge and Christian
they both suck lol

>>18093714 (OP)
Disagree. Cena and Phil always have great matches. Also Phil has been looking good since his last match with Drew.

>>18093714 (OP)
A reminder that Rhodes is going to take the belt from Cena, challenge Truth finally for revenge, and still end up losing to Truth again before Cena takes it back from Truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fElp39Nqqs

>>18093714 (OP)
>cena can no longer wrestle
he's still better than punk

>>18097992
Cena hasn't had a single great match in the last few years. Punk has had plenty.

>>18097992
lol no

>>18093781
russia solved that problem years ago by tossing gays off buildings to their dooms