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Anonymous No.18095243 [Report] >>18095251 >>18095262 >>18095286 >>18095291 >>18095296 >>18095507 >>18095906 >>18095947 >>18095982 >>18097090 >>18097099 >>18097106 >>18097112 >>18098204 >>18098416
>Cuts a promo better than both "pipebombs"
>gimmick gets an organic crowd reaction
>cooks midjf
>creates a "hillbilly psychotherapist" gimmick on the fly

It's over for the E. He's a better promo than their top stars lmao.
Anonymous No.18095251 [Report] >>18095260 >>18095270 >>18095469
>>18095243 (OP)
agree, cena's promo would have been better with more BBC content
Anonymous No.18095257 [Report]
Mark Briscoe might unironically be the best promo in AEW and WWE right now
everyone speaks in fairly the same, well known tones but the Crazy Redneck who can actually speak has not really been done
Anonymous No.18095260 [Report]
>>18095251
>shoots on cuck man Phil
>calls out the obvious stuff
>most lamest middest promo ever

John should have kept the silent tough guy gimmick because he is cringe on the mic with all those of years of experience. Kwab.
Anonymous No.18095262 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
The wrong brother died
Anonymous No.18095270 [Report]
>>18095251
so you didn’t watch the actual promo and only read the tweet some fag posted
Anonymous No.18095286 [Report] >>18095301 >>18095906
>>18095243 (OP)
The Briscoes were some of the best promos and workers in the world for decades and the only reason they never made it onto cable TV in their prime was because they were ugly
Anonymous No.18095291 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
tony should probably double chicken man's salary, one of those rare dudes that can make gold outta whatever is thrown at him
Anonymous No.18095296 [Report] >>18095528 >>18097097
>>18095243 (OP)
> thinks some hillbilly indieshitter is any sort of challenge to WWE.
Anonymous No.18095301 [Report] >>18095533
>>18095286
I always thought that it was just an excuse, and the bigger issue was Jey's tweets from like 10+ years ago
Anonymous No.18095469 [Report]
>>18095251
tsmt. This is why i love AEW so much. Tony knows what Americans crave
Anonymous No.18095507 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
Shame people have been begging for Tony to make him the top guy after everyone got behind him after his bro died but Tony refuses to do it.
Anonymous No.18095528 [Report] >>18095642 >>18096942
>>18095296
Dynamite is beating Raw in the ratings
Anonymous No.18095533 [Report]
>>18095301
reddit forgave them for that tho
Anonymous No.18095642 [Report]
>>18095528
Keep on lying, Figvert.
Anonymous No.18095906 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
This guy was always dimes, he just wasn't prominently featured on TV until now.
>>18095286
And the reason is because they were simply too based for corporate faggots to handle.
Anonymous No.18095947 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
i don't watch AEW regularly but whenever i see something with this guy i just think he's completely dimes
Anonymous No.18095982 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
You're easily amused
Anonymous No.18096942 [Report]
>>18095528
Anon we don't consider the ratings of planet retard, although aew has a remarkable share of that market we just compare the nielsen ratings or similar metrics
Anonymous No.18097090 [Report] >>18097316 >>18098164
>>18095243 (OP)
Mark Briscoe's awesome but he's tall, looks like a real pro wrestler, and has charisma for days so Tony hates him and will never book him to win or do anything important. We can't spend too much time on him because it might distract from Daniel Garcia.
Anonymous No.18097097 [Report] >>18097142
>>18095296
Cena wouldn't take him in a promo battle if you paid him ten million. Pussy ass fed lmao.
Anonymous No.18097099 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
No one knows what you are talking about
Anonymous No.18097106 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
reminder him and his brother cucked and turned into fag lovers to grovel for a job. sad.
Anonymous No.18097112 [Report] >>18097142 >>18097307
>>18095243 (OP)
briscoe is dimes. Death to the TKO (Total Kike Order)
Anonymous No.18097142 [Report]
>>18097097
In a fair promo battle with Cena Vs Briscoe, I would bet on Briscoe every time.
>>18097112
basado
Anonymous No.18097307 [Report] >>18097329
>>18097112
>all the world problems are cause of only one group of people o-ok?

Fuck off back to /pol/ chud
Anonymous No.18097316 [Report]
>>18097090
Daniel Garcia wrestles on the B-show
Anonymous No.18097329 [Report]
>>18097307
stay away from my foreskin, thou shekel grubbing knave
Anonymous No.18098164 [Report]
Chicken being much smarter than anyone realises has been kayfabe since at least mid-2010s ROH

>>18097090
Briscoe pinned Garcia ya stupid cuck. Get outta here.
Anonymous No.18098204 [Report] >>18098393 >>18098438
>>18095243 (OP)
Sweet man I’m sure all 15 fans loved it!
Anonymous No.18098393 [Report] >>18098425
>>18098204
>I love McSlop!
Anonymous No.18098416 [Report]
>>18095243 (OP)
They should've done rich heel MJF vs Brisco years ago. Good they're doing a version of that now, but there's nothing at stake.
Anonymous No.18098425 [Report]
>>18098393
>you MUST be on the other side of my everlasting console war
>otherwise I have to come up with new material
>and as a fat retarded bitch ass cuck cocksucker AEW fan, I don't want to do that
Anonymous No.18098438 [Report]
>>18098204
>epig can't count numbers greater than the number of fingers he has

Lol