Thread 18111852

YAWLARA EDITION

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

I HAVE SAMOAN FATIGUE

solo literally did nothing wrong does jacob think he's smart?

THANK YOU SOLO
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>SHUT YO ASS UP
Kek

I like goofy Sikoa

Muslims can curse?

What exactly is Solo "taking all"?

>two fat greasy samoans rubbing off eachother
yum

Despite the nu bloodline being dimeless Solo and Fatu have been selling it really well

>>18111872
>MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE PS5

The only thing good about this PPV is Asuka is on it.

>>18111878
Have you not seen those arabic ghost hunting videos?

>>18111883
it

>>18111878
yes muslim curses are very strong, they have lots of folk stories about them

I LOOVE YOU REA SOTO

are fat brown joshipedos with uncut nails STILL seething in the gamethreads?

Who else is BUTT ASS NAKED watching this?

>>18111883
"It" by Stephen King

>>18111865
WWE should have an all Samoan Survivor Series match where the losing team shoot loses their contracts and all get released the next day.

>>18111852 (OP)
Why does almost every Samoan act black? Even Roman has a lot of black mannerisms.

I can't wait to see Jade

>>18111894
isn't soto a mexican name?

Would love to have a solo vs buddy match

I used to only like fatu as far as these Samoans go but lately solo feels like the underdog and I'm rooting for him

BTW Wade repeats almost every opinion I have it's uncanney

Crazy that Fatu got over as hell on just doing a couple of moonsaults and using urban slang.

>>18111883
The sandwiches at catering

solo has a greater iq than both of his brothers combined (still below 100 btw)

>>18111896
I’m in boxers only cause it’s hot as fuck here in Florida

>>18111878
Hey, Vince cusses and he shits on white women too. So, yes.

>>18111872
you gotta love the Soloster, you just gotta

you just know both of these island niggas shoot fat steamy ropes

>>18111899
EUfag here so it's second hand information but apparently in the US a lot of non-whites on the west coast (specifically california) tend to associate with negros and negro culture since they all see it as a 'us vs White people'

>>18111899
probably grew up in that community, the US community that is

Hnnng

>>18111913
Same this shit sucks

>>18111899
Because black people are so based

>>18111892
>>18111897
In the words of Faith No More. "What is 'it'?"

>>18111899
They move to the urban neighborhoods of California and comingle with actual blacks.

>solo doing fatu taunts
kek

>>18111896
>Dad walks in

RATE THE PPV SO FAR
it's like a 6 for me.

Even the wrestlers treat these shows as house shows and half ass everything I don't know why I waste the time watching. Royal Rumble is going to be miserable

>>18111922
she looks like a jack o lantern

>>18111922
Cute

What an incredible night of action we've gotten so far.

YOU NEVER LOVED ME JACOB

Solos the heel here right?

>I loved u now I take ur ass out
coconut zest

>>18111922
Why ya cryin' Ripley?

>>18111925
A horror novel by Stephen King from 1986

>>18111936
Thats the point retard

Solo is good, why do people call him a shitter?

EXCELLENT MATCH SO FAR

>>18111929
>hey son, mind if I join?

This match fucking sucks.

Coconut theatre

ALL ASS
NO BREAKS

nigga this shit gross

Solo is the best shit talker

>>18111922
Subhuman but cute hair

Gay coconut slop, feuding over loving another man.

>>18111883
The glory iirc

>it's another retard vs. anti-retard match
I live for this shit.

This is literally a match of two fat gay bears fighting about how they used to love each other

Hnnng

Is this three hours, or four hours?

NEW SOLO DANCE

Solo's just not good. Not much else to say.

>>18111932
Not the least bit sicko/10

>>18111946
Because reddit says so

>>18111967
Six hours.

>>18111967
Three
two matches left
So ti'll be done by 3pm

JEFF COBB

YOU SEE THAT LIL GUY RUN LMAO

hikowhats-his-face soon?

>>18111972
not good at what

Fxck this fake shxt. WATCH JCW LUNACY LIVE ON YOUTUBE EVERY THURSDAY.
WHOOP WHOOP

TONGA LOA

TIMMY TONGA
TINGI TONGI
TONGA TONGA

LOA

>>18111932
6 is a decent rating, desu
I wasn't expecting anything and it has been consistently delivering exactly that

This one is a snoozer, Fatu doesn't work as a face

LOA BROS

>Fatu debuts with no shirt and in shape
>slowly falls off, gets fat, now wrestles with a shirt on

if you consider this match still part of the “tribal family” storyline, this is now officially the LONGEST STORYLINE IN WRESTLING HISTORY

1) tribal family story (5 years) [ongoing]
2) hangman page redemption arc (4 years)
3) wcw invasion (3 years)
4) austin vs. vince (3 years)
5) christian “father” storyline/nick wayne family (3+ years) [ongoing]

TONGA LOA BROS
WE RISE

>>18111965
>Men can't love each other without homosexuality
You are unwell

THE BOTCH GOD IS BACK

THE GOAT IS BACK

MY TRIBAL CHIEF!!!

LOA BROS

CAMACHO!

WE
WANT
TAMA

WWE has been so boring, i already seen this match before

I’d love to see buddy vs anyone actually holy fuck.

I can't keep track of these monkeys is that tama tonga or tonga tama?

Matteo is such a good boy for solo it's almost adorable

BOTCH MAMBA IS BACK BROS

Tanga Loa is back!

OMG IT'S TOUNGY LOLO

lol camacho

THE REAL TRIBAL CHIEF IS BACK BABY

TONGA BY GOD LOA

You dont know love till you've felt fat gay bear love

holy moly what athleticism

ITS BOBBY LASHLEY BAH GAWD

holy FUCK

>loa ran in and didn't botch
BROS!

Oh good the undisputed worst of the coconuts is back from injury

HOLY SHIT

>>18111919
Funny, since much of black behavior post 70s came from Mexican gang prison culture. Wonder how 3 generations of moolies feel if they find out showing their underwear in baggy pants means you're available to be a bitch in prison?

>>18112000
The coconut theater will never end

CAMACHO IS BACK!

TONGA LOA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18112030
yet!

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ANOTHER COCONUT

Holy fuck Fatu cleared the top rope on that dive

El Botcho Camacho

What's the criminal record of Jacob?

BIG LIL BRO

Manu?

>>18112031
Jey Uso never got injured though?

>>18112020
IT'S BINGO BONGO
CHIMMY CHANGA
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TINGO TANGO
BAH GAWD IT MUST BE DINGO DONGO

another one

HIKULEO

grim

Anyone else wanna see a Mano y Mano Matteo vs Fatu match. Or am I the only JC fan

>YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS??
no....

>There are so many of them now Cole can't even remember the names
LMAO

BOTCHA LOA YESSS!!!
KINO BROS WE ARE BACK

THE MICHAELS IS BACK!

Why isn’t the ref telling all these guys to fuck off lol

IT NEVER ENDS

A NEW COCONUT HAS APPEARED

Look at this FAT flippy guy go

>TAMA LONGA TOA
holy shit do these island monkeys only have 3 words to draw names from?

COCONUT SHADOW CLONES

IT'S TOTO LOBO OOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYY

Hakus kids are goofy as fuck lol

KEK FINNA BASED

IT'S TINGA TOONGA LIMA!

COCONUT COMMUNITY FOREVER

HIKULEO BEAST

>starts white girl twerking
lmao

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>7 feet tall
Really

Why he sound so zesty

Where's Jimmy

all these island niggers look the same to me

MORE COCONUTS

I'm here for Solo Bloodline part 2 desu

MORE SAMOANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

tonka toga

TALLA ITS HAPPENING

US CHAMP SOLO

>>18112066
No, he is another brother

>>18112066
that isn't him anon
It's coconut #8

You're with us or against us
WE TAKIN IT ALL

who takes a rikishi bump off a thumb spike lol

TONGA LOA BACK!!
MORE COCONUT BROS!!

Fuck kek surely that's the end of them

WTF HA HAHAHA

>It's some guy from Japan
Even Cole is tired

who are these unga bunga tunga tonga niggas

>>18112062
Died laughing during that

This is so dumb lmao

>>18112085
KEK

HE FINNA DID TAKE IT ALL

>it's a fucking nother one

You can't make this shit up
In about ten years it'll literally just be the island monkeys only in WWE

SOMEONE CHECK ON ELP

the Tongans eventually turn on Solo and take over the faction right

TAKIN' IT ALL

WHERE'S ELP????

I bet Rikishi is real happy right about now!

>>18112092
I'm so fucking tired of these brownies...

>>18112066
he's my favorite

they didn't say his name so it's gonna be something stupid like hauk tuah or some shit.

>>18112108
doesn't look japanese to me

>>18112055
I popped

>>18112106
>he doesn't know

Starting to think HHH legit raped somebody in the 90s or something and rikishi has dirt on him
because what the fuck is this shit. their whole family is getting a gravy train and pushes

>>18111852 (OP)
>Tonga Loa
>Epic moment

What's the natural enemy of Samoans? Obesity? There's need to be fat guy stable to defeat them

wow an actually big coconut

SOLOGODS WE EATIN

I missed smackdown yesterday
I missed half this even today
I just saw Solo win
Apparently there's a new coconut? There's more?

>>18112087
6'8

MORE YUMMY COCONUT COMMUNITY THEATER!!

>>18112055
KEK

wtf is this nigga

E DRONES ADMIT IT.

there are much better aew matches/storylines than this samoan spam shit going on

YOURE LEVEL HEADED ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT.
right?

>>18112137
kek his face looks like big cass

A Samoan and a Italian/Jap represent the US, anons

now we only need Cracka Loa

Hikuleo definitely has the best physique of all coconuts besides Roman.

dude these fucking samoans need to start dyeing their hair or something
you cant just have 10 guys with the same hair and skin color and face

>>18112137
giga coconut

tanga loachads... this is OUR time.

Remember when Paul Heyman said the Bloodline story was only in the third inning or whatever? I guess he wasn't lying. I just didn't expect even he would bow out long before the story has come to fruition.

Dimes Solo and his crew of coconuts

>>18112137
Neo Bloodline is here!

>>18112145
Nash but in coconut

>>18112131
Vince would've had a melty

I’d love to see Buddy vs Chimo Tongo Tinga Tonoga

>>18112152
>looks like big cass
my immediate thought when i saw him kek

IT ALL = TAKEN
WE DID IT SOLOBROS

They got themselves the whole coconut tree. That nigga tall as hell.

>>18112106
Zilla is still left to debut

>>18112149
kek

>>18112137
what a goofy stable KWAB
botcha loa
goofy ass solo
fridgemanlet jc
KWAB

Solo and the Nujamals
BASED

>>18112127
But you've seen all he's done in Japan right?

>>18112150
Tony not being obsessed with coconuts does have it's advantages, yes

>>18112133
It's almost as if they have a family member on the board of directors.

>>18112140
holy fuck he's huge
and he's cute

>>18112145
Name this faction

IT'S TOWELIE TONGA

>>18112157
Not just a coconut, he's the whole damn tree

>>18112137
Coconash

wait, so there's no GUNTHER vs GOLDBERG? I thought it was set for this ppv

>>18112145
the future of this shitty company

>>18112154
Kracka Toa

>>18112106
My friend, you don't even know.

>the bloodline: new japan edition
lmao

BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON??

>>18112185
it was always booked for snme anon

The crowd is going to riot when Asuka loses.

>>18112187
Kek

>>18111965
>>18111960
Women detected.

I'M TAKIN IT ALL

>>18112165
Why did you zoomers convince e-whores that making all these stupid faces was hot

THAT'S WHY YOU STAY GANG
IF YOU NOT GANG YOU NOT GANG

this song is in FC25

>>18112150
>better matches
>better stories
>better commentary

Come home, fed fans

gonna miss saturday night main event. My daughters quince.

WWE made big mistake giving Tiffany this championship

SHIT ON ME TIFF

>>18112135
Actually yes
Until Samoa was contacted by White people, they never had alcohol
And it's one of the main reasons they're so obese is due to their bodies storing fat easier and over a generation or two they're literally killing themselves

>>18112126
He's been wrestling as Hikuleo in WWE already

kek cole throwing shade at all the podcasts

But why did Solo win?

IT'S TIFFY TIME!

IT'S TRANNY TIEM

>>18112185
Goldberg would've been massacred if he showed his face there

>Tiff in the crowd
Yeah Jade is winning. Fuck.

Asuka coming up!!!

TIFFY TIME!!!

>>18112193
I'm getting Mibombo effect from this one brother

IT'S TRANNY TIME

>>18112185
Fix your short attention span. They’ve been saying July and Saturday Night Main Event every time the match gets mentioned

>>18112210
what did he mean by this

Erm what's the main event

I’d love to see Buddy vs Tiffany’s boyfriend.

>>18112145
I forgot, did Tama Tonga get hurt too? Is that why he hasn't been around?

unironically excited for jade's outfit

Time for Reddit and Twitter to get pissed when Jade gets booed out of the building for being black in Saudi Arabia.

Screencap farmers ready yourselves

Wait where is Tama Tonga?

>>18112135
Alcohol and Sugar

>>18112218
Anon, he won a fucking title there. He buried the Fiend back to the Stone Age.

>>18112219
It was obvious so Naomi can immediately cash in on her during summerslam

>>18112233
Everyone got wrekt in that WarGames match from SurSer

>>18112231
Phil humiliation ritual

>>18112106
Snuka is also part of the bloodline, does he have any sons besides Deuce?

>>18112215
So Fatu can move up on the card and solo can finally get a title

>>18112231
Cena/Punk

>>18112227
who the hell actually listens to the commentary

who put this shit match over Randy vs Cody?

>>18112106
>Doesn't know about Lance Anoa'i and Zilla Fatu

they should've called it king of the ring instead of night of champions

how many more of these coconut monkeys are there in Japan and other feds?

Remind you that Tiffany has been champion for 175 fucking days

Jade winning

>>18112222
stiffy for Tiffy

>>18112236
they don't like black people?

>>18112257
100+

NOBODY IS READY FOR ASUKA

How hard will chez get booed

For me? Its Tally Loga

>Army ad
>during the Saudi show

Tiffy has a nice plastic body but the manface man...

>>18112259
Obviously. Who else would Naomi cash in on?

>>18112200
It started with the ahegao shit in anime then it spread from there

>>18112259
You need some dirt sheets website to tell you the obvious?

Mommy Jade about to wrestle. I'm gonna coom.

>>18112259
>jade does nothing but botch every match
>but he's a negro so we need to push him - hunter

sounds about cuck

>>18112227
I don't watch wwe outside of some ppvs and only come here to shitpost once in a while and I automatically turn my brain off when Cole is talking

I shoot think queen cargill would be dimes

>>18112184
kek

The guy who just debuted is called Fiji Fred
>That botch from the commentary team
Do they not tell them what to say over the headsets? LOL

>>18112269
There’s US military in Saudi. It’s one of the reason Bin Laden did 9/11

>>18112106
Samoa Joe and Xyon Quinn will return to WWE.

Fuck Jade
We Saudi Sol

MOMMY

>>18112262
Who does?

>>18112275
>/pol/tism
Don't you ever get tired?

IF I SEE A CUPCAKE I'MJ ON MY WAY

HEIL ASUKA o/

>>18112187
Dimes!

>>18112299
What are you talking about schizo?

Paul really doesn’t know what made the bloodline work. You can’t have people named toma, loa,Tonga,. You need real names like Jimmy. Jey, and Roman. Solo kinda worked when there was one weirdo. Now they all knew and all weird. Jimmy, Jey, and Roman put in work for 10 years. These guys will never get over like this. Jacob was unique and didn’t have a dumb name so that’s why he started getting over

MUTED

>>18112281
>The guy who just debuted is called Fiji Fred
No, it was Milky Joe.

>>18112327
>bloodline work
it didnt. only 3rd worlders and non whites believe it did

asukabros...

They muted all the initial boos on my Peecock stream

NEW, in case you missed it
>>18112148

>>18112244
Oh yeah

>>18112150
I like and watch both but even as a moderate I'm sick and fucking tired of coconut theater