Thread 18112148

TAKING IT ALL EDITION

>>18112111
Roman
Solo
Jacob
Fatuzilla
Tama
Loa
Hikuleo
Nia

There are like three more men I can't remember plus like two more females

>>18112148 (OP)
SOLO, I LOVE YOU

GANENIIIIIII
GANENIIIIII

>YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? THAT'S TAMA TONGA, TONGA LOA, BROTHER!! HIS NAME IS CHIMI CHANGA!!!!
holy kino

when tanga loa takes that title and becomes tribal chief
>>>>>>

WWE: Oops, All Coconuts

FINALLY ASUKA.

BAH GAWD IT'S BINGO BONGO
IT MUST BE TINGO TANGO
WHAT??? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! IT'S DINGO DONGO!!!
YOU SEE THAT KING? THAT'S MUMBO JUMBO!!!

What a lame video package this is

>>18112260
ONE JOKE

>>18112213
Woah, is this real?

This is the WOAT PLE

kek

>>18112180
They should just name them all based on some personality quirk.

I’d love to see…..

>No mommy midriff on Asuka
Shan't be watching

Why Asuka is using her old theme?

MOMMY!

MOMMY POP

Tiffy is really going to have to carry Jade in a title match at SummerSlam?

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE EMPRESS OF TOMORROW \o/

>>18112213
SPAGHETTIIIII
SPAGHETTIIIIIII

>>18112292
>devansh

>>18112148 (OP)
Hey, dumbfuck, you're supposed to post the /new/ in the /old/

>another black latex suit
at least it has a bit more of color than the previous ones

ASUKA'S PHAT MOM BUTT

>>18112285
Rhodes/Orton and Cena/Punk are the only two matches.

>>18112300
first saudi ple, huh?

>>18112270
She has a fridge body

MOMMY!

reminder

its the jerker!

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

>>18112292
>watching streamers
faggot

>>18112307
Yes.

I hate Asuka's face painting

FAT AND WIDE
HUNDREDS I WEIGH
IF THERE'S A CUPCAKE
I'M ON MY WAY

GREASY BURGERS
LOADED ON MY TRAY
I'M EATING, I'M GROWING
I'M GAINING WEIGHT

I hope Sol becomes the first woman allowed to use her regular gear in KSA.

>>18112315
tasteful amout of ass

>>18112294
What was the deal with Smurfette? Like I thought Smurfs reproduced asexually like mushrooms. Why is there one that is female if there is no need for sexual reproduction in their species?

>>18112283
>ONE JOKE
And it's hilarious

So is the new plan for Coconut Theater gonna be Solo, Loa, and Hik vs Fatu, Jimmy and Tama?

I used to clown on people who made fun of debuting Samoans during title matches, but it's become a revolving gimmick at this point

>This Asuka theme
Why is it so DIMESSSSSS

>>18112312
I did but I didn't realize there was another thread already made in the meantime. Also, make them yourself next time, cunt.

DEAFENING SILENCE FOR JADE

>>18112321
I;m sure Jimmy Korderas will have lots to say

ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA

Audio dead?

BOOOOOOOO

>>18112307
Damn that nigga is ugly

AUDIO GONE

the audio cut out there and I thought I was going schizo kek

Asuka’s dancing is pretty majestic.

>90s storm
BASED

fucking finally a non black bodysuit

>>18112311
>>18112325
lol

>>18112325
I literally cannot wrap my head around the fact that people LOVE to watch other people watch what they're watching. Like wtf.

Okay, I like Jade's gear

How does asuka still have no rhythm

Ya Ilahi! It's a jinn!
Somebody stone it!

Mega no pop for Jade holy shit

>>18112333
so they could get the little girl audience to sell toys to

Did anyone else's audio just die right now?

>>18112331
This kween deserves an Aryan king that will treat her right.

did they botch jade's theme?

Soon joshipedos will kill themselves (good)

that gear is sick

Kek did they cut the audio?!

Sexy Lexi should have been in this match

THEYRE HIDING THE BOOS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

boooo

>>18112333
he doesn't know

saudi's must have all at once said "FUCK YOU@!

I LOVE BLACK QUEENS, HOLY SMOKES

Hell yeah Storm gear

GO ON ASUKA!!!

>>18112333
The evil Wizard created Smurfette to catch the regular smurfs or something

Asukabros... how are we feeling?

enough with the retarded looking contact lenses please

*crickets*

HOLY DIMES AF LOOK

wtf lmao

>inb4 muh capeshit
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Storm was hot AF and I'm finna coom

Triple K...

How are they not getting copyright strikes for this Jade shit she's not even being subtle anymore

>>18112309
\_O_/

>Jade booboo face
Did they change the booking last minute?

why the fuck she looks like Storm

THIS NIGGA REALLY THINKS SHES STORM KEK FUCK THIS BITCH.

We capeshit now

why do they go to the effort and making these elaborate costumes and masks and they take them off immediately before walking the aisle?

Jade always has great gear

I'm still laughing at Cole and Barrett not knowing the name of the guy

>h-h-es 7 feet tall

>a storm is
>hehe hehe
>COOMING

Kek

C'mon Oba chan win this and bury the dirtsheets

>>18112356
I lowkey like watching Kirsche streams because she is a cunny stacy and hates niggers and kikes.

Kek 0db pop for the gross nigger

>>18112356
Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a big thing. same principle

>>18112392
She’s winning and Naomi cashes in

Nobody likes this old hag

>>18112356
They're crushingly lonely and/or they don't like thinking and prefer people to think and spout opinions for them

>>18112339
>does your job for you because you're a retarded tranny

you do you cissy

They're hiding the boos SO HARD

>>18112386
looks like doo doo

>audio cuts out as soon as jade enters
were they chanting the n word or something

post the outfit please

Wodditards not welcome in this board

>>18112392
oh god please i hope so
really i just think jade is seething they don’t like her

>>18112180
you forgot tamina, which i don’t blame you for because i just remembered her after seeing this list

i like Jade's gear but I understand why some girls choose to use more revealing gear to showing all their muscles. Jade looks "nerfed"

Guys I think buddy could get some reactions here.

wtf got muted and why

>>18112393
where have you been? thats been her whole gimmick since debuting. she does the pose and it literally storms during the entrance

Jade’s outfit is so tight and so white that I can see her hard chocolate kiss nips through it. Dare I say, based?

>>18112390
>getting sued for cosplaying

>>18112383
feeling good!

>>18112315
She knows too kek

>>18112386
That is legitimately horrifying

Bitch really wants that storm role

>>18112397
so that they can sell them as toys, silly.

>>18112393
its been her gimmick for some time but the saudi requirements of women to be covered have them finally put her in a Storm cosplay

>>18112373
Nah, that is why I am asking.

>>18112382
And that makes it all make sense. Classic Serbian-Jew double bluff.

king cody made the call

>>18112408
That show was comedy oriented.

Jade's fake titties and big ass are very visible in this attire

>>18112382
She was a heel for the first part of her career.

>>18112333
she was created by gargamel to aid him to catch the smurfs
she turned face and joined them where she gets passed around by the whole village

So when is Jade gonna strike Asuka down with some lightning

full MARVEL setup

>>18112393
that has always been her gimmick

somehow jade looks even more monstrous dressed in all that white

how do I raise my value as a white boy to attract a nubian qwain like this?

>>18112429
They did to Rey

>>18112403
kwab

How is Asuka 50 and still smoother and more athletic than most other women on the roster kek

>>18112425
Camel ate the sound engineer

whistling at women i think is punishable by beheading in saudi arrrrabia

>>18112432
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

Asuka bigly over with the Jawas

>>18112441
So are most streamers

>iyofag stopped posting entirely
hope he trimmed his nails at least

>>18112406
feds are on their way

>>18112393
...Yeah that's her gimmick smarty pants

>>18112383
Not doing to good to be honest.

>>18112383
>Not redhead Asuka

Fuck off.

Kill that nigger Asuka!

>>18112408
Not in the least bit. MST3K's concept is making fun of bad stuff and encouryou to do the same ob your own
Streamers usually watch shit to comment positively on it.

Jade looks amazing tonight. Generally don't like her

black ref gonna screw asuka....

Why did Jade dress up like a white woman

digits and jade gets injured during the match

>>18112435
if thats their goal they should wear them longer

>>18112450
Be a plumber’s son

>>18112294
>>18112333
>>18112382
>>18112445

>>18112427
>>18112436
>>18112448
>>18112462
Are they insane? Why haven't they sued WWE for the blatant plagiarism kek

>>18112454
She is the Legendary Joshi. Amaterasu incarnate

>>18112470
>kweens not hating each other

GO ASUKA GO!

>>18112466
It's Asuka from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX dressed as Neon Genesis Evangelion Asuka, anon
Double the Asuka for one Asuka pic

>>18112454
Its called TALENT

ugh jade is gonna win
they’re presenting asuka as too strong

why don't these arabs like Cargill

>>18112454
It's the joshi effect

Jade must be getting awfully sweaty in this attire

>>18112477
It isn't plagiarism...She's not calling herself Storm

>>18112476
kek the amount of response that random ass question got

even her theme song is a ripoff of the 90s xmen cartoon

Why do arabs hate kneegras?

>>18112454
love watchign asuka. her pace and movements just looks so much smoother and snappier then any other womans wrestler

>>18112488
because she's a nigger

>>18112489
Ugly walled whore

>>18112477
Because it still differs enough to be blatant enough for copyright laws

>>18112430
BOOOOOOO JADE BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEE ANKA BELAIR.

>>18112437
Gargamel created her to trap the Smurfs. She did a face turn and Papa Smurf turned her into Farrah Fawcett Smurf (show started in 1981 when everyone was still in love with Charlie's Angels)

>>18112488
They love Asuka more

Bros I really need a black gf

>>18112488
Because they're a bunch of inbred retards

Damn some screencap asuka’s mounds

>>18112494
/pw/ is a smurf board

>>18112454
she's an actual wrestler

>>18112483
Holy fuck, I'm stupid

That was an extremely based pic anon

Jade with the aew selling of just randomly slap your leg

>>18112482
i mean folks where's the lie?

It's been 5 minutes and Jade hasn't completely shit the bed yet. Maybe there's some hope.

If I was the booker I would make Nia and Jade a tag team and book them to shoot injure all the joshis

>no heat on Jade
Imagine all that air getting sucked out of the arena when she wins.

>>18112496
the same reason everyone else does

>>18112497
Hopefully, when she retires, she trains some. Like her Daughter for one

>>18112510
But enough about your family

>>18112482
BASED WALLER

i guess this is where i make myself something to eat

>>18112488
she’s fucking awful and asuka is one of the greatest ever

>>18112515
It really do be like that

ASUKA HAS A NICE PUFFY MOUND.

>>18112483
alexis was named asuka the whole time? I guess that makes sense

Jesus Christ Asuka has a PUFFY PUSSY

Did anyone else see that?

Were the Saudi crowds this vocally against Bianca when she wrestled?

LETS GO ASUKA

This is a humiliation ritual for the women to be honest

>>18112537
I did

>>18112519
Hard to shit the bed when you’re having a basic match at a snails pace with a 20 year vet

>>18112515
>>18112531
were the Usos ever in AEW? lol

That little face paint coming off on Asuka made her look dimes

These full body suits actually make me care more about the wrestling

>>18112538
pretty sure they just straight up boo'd bianca

>>18112520
>a spot of jade picking up nia and tossing her into asuka, iyo, and kairi

>>18112534
yep

Was scott right or was he right

>>18112536
Every Yu-Gi-Oh character has a different name in Japan, 4Kids stuff

>>18112454
She is not 50, I think the only 50+ female wrestler in WWE is Dalys with Trish and Lita being runnerups

>>18112542
based

It's incredible that at one point Tony Khan would give all the gold to Jade kek, he's lucky that she chose to leave

>>18112553
TRVTH NVKE FROM THE BAD GVY

>>18112553
scott was always right

>>18112517
Waller is mediocrity embodied. This nigger is just seething because it isn't HIS mediocrity on display.

>>18112537
>>18112534
someone better have capped asuka's puff while she was lying in the corner

FUCK OFF

lmao what a fucking horrendous match

>>18112558
>he's lucky that she chose to leave
So now he's giving all the gold to Sasha and that's somehow better? Are you deranged my man?
>Lucky
>Tony
He's bleeding millions every year

not a single reaction LMAOOOO

LETS GO MOMMY

Absolute ass

Not really a fan that you can hear the mudslime accents during chants tbqhwy

DEAFANING SILENCE FOR THAT WIN LMAO

>botched a pin
kwab

oh

CRICKETS lolol

>Zero reaction
KEK

Damn, kinda boring finish.

lame
asuka/iyo would have been great for summerslam

HOLY SHIT AND THE CROWD IS DEAD

>>18112408
tom servo and crow t robot charisma mog every streamer on earth

>>18112558
Is that why aew ratings are at all time lows?

Jade wins...

>no reaction
yikes. and that was a pretty good match.

KEK THEY CUT THE FUCKING STADIUM AUDIO

That was short and boring

>>18112558
At least if he gave Jade every title it would be homegrown instead of Mercedes being overpaid and shit while being a retread

AND THE CROWD GOES silent

>no mist
lame

That seemed really sudden.

garbage fucking garbage

booooooooooo

KWAB

She pulled Asuka's shoulder up KEK what a SHITTER

lol she won in dead silence while falling off her opponent and almost breaking her own pin. Jade.

Lel

didn't watch it, give me a quick rundown?

lmao Jade sucks

Just doing the opposite of what made sense for both queen and king

So glad that Jade won. Fuck all of you towelhead faggots disrespecting my Queen.

Boy, Arabs sure hate niggers, don't they?

dead crowd lmao
No one wanted to see that ashy ape go over Asuka

LOL BOTCH ENDING

what the fuck

TRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

>>18112562
>>18112534
>>18112537
You people need help

DEAFENING SLICENCE

>>18112583
jade is not a draw retard, not a single woman is

Kwabska

holy shit that was a bad finish

can jade wrestle at all? Just bring Bianca back, Jade kind of sucks

Why did they give the nigger the win?

>>18112480
>Lana will never violently jab her ass into your face
Why even live

They aint silent, they are cutting the main audio

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAY

>Cody is King
>Jade is Kween

it was better with Vince...

ASUKA'S SHOULDER WAS UP

Jade is going to beat Tiffy at SummerSlam and then Naomi will cash in immediately and fail.

This is a fucking screwjob, literal fast count

it was a decent match until jade botched the pin again lmao

BOTCH

I love Jade

WTF

Why It's so silent?

And the crowd goes mild

Not a single good finish lol and we all know Cena is winning with heel tactics

>>18112617
Rhea and Liv prove you wrong

Naomi cashes in on Jade right after Jade wins the belt will be the easiest call ever

was that a botch pin lol?

Of course the ugly niggress has to win over the cute Japanese girl. Moments like this remind me that wwe is an american company

lol are they going to give Asuka a rematch for not really getting pinned, just like they did Randy last year?

fatigued

they built that hip attack recently just so Jade could counter it into her finish in this match but she wasn't strong enough to do a cool transition from hip attack straight to her finish and had to fucking put Asuka down first making the entire thing worthless and a waste of time. Such is the Jade experience.

.

This is legit the worst PPV in years. Every match has sucked, all the winners have been boring, the crowd has been dead since the opener, and commentary has been awful

BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18112580
Why do you think that's an impossibility now?

kek what a dimeless nigger

That's objectively the most deafening silence I've ever heard at a finish lmaoooo

>>18112639
Kek, we've been calling this since the tournament was announced.

>>18112620
So Naomi will cash in on Jade after she beats Tiffy

Asuka did all that just to end up in the worst match of the night. That's sad, I hope she still gets her match with Iyo at SummerSlam.

it's stiffy time?

botched promo

>>18112602
this

I can still hear the boos even though they're silencing them

>>18112638
>implying they're draws
lmao
stop being a gooner

she fucking looks like a chocolate candy bar lmao

great job boys pure consecutive reactions check them digis

God what a shitter

>shaking hands with the boss
>no hug
this isn't the corporate culture I remember

Ok Marvel, you have your new X-Men's Storm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>The grind don't stop
Ospreay xirs

>>18112607
Not Omanis. They love niggers so much that rich Omanis will buy their sons nigger slaves on their 13th birthday for "Marriage practice" i.e. rape slaves.

Botch?
Everyone went silent

BOOOOOOO NIGGA BOOOOOOOOOOOO

uh oh she's gonna get beheaded now

kek Jade is shitting on the saudis

>>18112647
Every Saudi ppv sucks

Christ... they really had to go for the we wuz kveens n shieet huh

>>18112617
Sable and Becky for a minute . the only true female draws

>Cody wins King of the Ring
>Jade wins Kween

fine speech jade

BOOOOOOOOO

lol she hates them boos

BOOO SHUT UP NIGGER

Osprey BTFO

it's always the neponiggers that say the same shit

>>18112662
Merch sales prove you wrong.
Stop being an incel

don't let them (Arabs) tell them who you are

>>18112148 (OP)
A black woman trying to give a motivational speech to an arena full of Arabs lol

unironically robbed. Fuck wwe, Asuka deserves better

>>18112647
The matches have been fine and the commentary isn't that bad.

>>18112646
Jade is beyond shit. Ref shouldn't have fucking counted that.

IT'S CLEAR WHO RUNS THE BOARD

Why the fuck are they still pushing jade, she fucking sucks. put her ass back in the midcard

>Asuka's shoulders were up
What a sloppy pin/finish

NHH

>>18112615
YA I NEED HELP..FROM ASUKAS PUFFY PUSSY TO DRAIN MY COCK PLAYA

>>18112690
>merch sales
kwab
ratings say that ram can't get 2 milly and so can't SD

saudis are no selling this bullshit lmao

Damn i didn't know fatigue was THIS BAD in saudi

>>18112624
kek. Cody with the backstage pull. didn't he win the Saudi peize last year aswell?

This Saudi crowd ABSOLUTELY SUCKS

SHE WORE THE CROWN LMAO

WE MIGHT GET A CLASSIC WRESTLING RIOT LEGGGGO

She going to haram jail for putting that crown on her head now

>3 count w/ shoulder up
Surely arabs like this right?

>>18112689
Jade has no family in the wrestling business, what the fuck are you talking about

>>18112699
It was because Jade fell backwards

>>18112698
Cool entrance and dimes body

>>18112699
they screwed asuka

>>18112702
>gets proven wrong
>so mindbroken he just goes into memes
kek

>>18112694
pay attention to the matches cole

>>18112702
DO NOT REDEEM SARR

based saudis shittin on the darks

>>18112704
Literally everyone outside the west is like that lol. Only whites put up with blacks

>>18112672
>slavery
>love
Bro.

>>18112715
cope nigger

Poor Cole is burned out needs a day off with a room full of muslim bitches

>>18112682
majestic celebration is due

That was the only thing Asuka had to win to be the best female woman ever in WWE...
Plus Iyo vs Asuka would have been a banger and there's the MITB thing going on with Jade and Tiffy
Asuka was unironically robbed

NEXT
>>18112731
>>18112731
>>18112731

>>18112580
It' still gonna happen tho

>>18112600
Jade slipped and broke the pin but the ref kept counting

Asian women are just better and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

>>18112721
prove how much merch was sold by women compared to men then

>>18112737
You're an idiot

>>18112707
Nia wore it last year.

GANENIIIIIII
GANENIIIIIIII
MACARONIIII
HABIBIIIIIII

>>18112742
>unironically robbed
By a qween? That can't be.

>>18112716
>>18112719
I couldn't even tell what happened because I was switching TV's during it, but I just know it looked weird

>Chicago like chants for Punk
what the fuck?

>>18112657
She is 100% getting that match that is why they set up the tease of it on Raw on Monday

>>18112701
YADADADAMEAN

Every single faggot on /pw/ is watching this btw..