>>18112111Roman
Solo
Jacob
Fatuzilla
Tama
Loa
Hikuleo
Nia
There are like three more men I can't remember plus like two more females
>>18112148 (OP)SOLO, I LOVE YOU
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>YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? THAT'S TAMA TONGA, TONGA LOA, BROTHER!! HIS NAME IS CHIMI CHANGA!!!!
holy kino
when tanga loa takes that title and becomes tribal chief
>>>>>>
BAH GAWD IT'S BINGO BONGO
IT MUST BE TINGO TANGO
WHAT??? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! IT'S DINGO DONGO!!!
YOU SEE THAT KING? THAT'S MUMBO JUMBO!!!
What a lame video package this is
>>18112213Woah, is this real?
>>18112180They should just name them all based on some personality quirk.
>No mommy midriff on Asuka
Shan't be watching
Why Asuka is using her old theme?
Tiffy is really going to have to carry Jade in a title match at SummerSlam?
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE EMPRESS OF TOMORROW \o/
>>18112213SPAGHETTIIIII
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>>18112148 (OP)Hey, dumbfuck, you're supposed to post the /new/ in the /old/
>another black latex suit
at least it has a bit more of color than the previous ones
>>18112285Rhodes/Orton and Cena/Punk are the only two matches.
>>18112300first saudi ple, huh?
>>18112270She has a fridge body
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY
>>18112292>watching streamersfaggot
I hate Asuka's face painting
FAT AND WIDE
HUNDREDS I WEIGH
IF THERE'S A CUPCAKE
I'M ON MY WAY
GREASY BURGERS
LOADED ON MY TRAY
I'M EATING, I'M GROWING
I'M GAINING WEIGHT
I hope Sol becomes the first woman allowed to use her regular gear in KSA.
>>18112315tasteful amout of ass
>>18112294What was the deal with Smurfette? Like I thought Smurfs reproduced asexually like mushrooms. Why is there one that is female if there is no need for sexual reproduction in their species?
>>18112283>ONE JOKEAnd it's hilarious
So is the new plan for Coconut Theater gonna be Solo, Loa, and Hik vs Fatu, Jimmy and Tama?
I used to clown on people who made fun of debuting Samoans during title matches, but it's become a revolving gimmick at this point
>This Asuka theme
Why is it so DIMESSSSSS
>>18112312I did but I didn't realize there was another thread already made in the meantime. Also, make them yourself next time, cunt.
DEAFENING SILENCE FOR JADE
>>18112321I;m sure Jimmy Korderas will have lots to say
>>18112307Damn that nigga is ugly
the audio cut out there and I thought I was going schizo kek
Asukaโs dancing is pretty majestic.
fucking finally a non black bodysuit
>>18112325I literally cannot wrap my head around the fact that people LOVE to watch other people watch what they're watching. Like wtf.
How does asuka still have no rhythm
Ya Ilahi! It's a jinn!
Somebody stone it!
Mega no pop for Jade holy shit
>>18112333so they could get the little girl audience to sell toys to
Did anyone else's audio just die right now?
>>18112331This kween deserves an Aryan king that will treat her right.
did they botch jade's theme?
Soon joshipedos will kill themselves (good)
Kek did they cut the audio?!
Sexy Lexi should have been in this match
THEYRE HIDING THE BOOS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18112333he doesn't know
saudi's must have all at once said "FUCK YOU@!
I LOVE BLACK QUEENS, HOLY SMOKES
>>18112333The evil Wizard created Smurfette to catch the regular smurfs or something
Asukabros... how are we feeling?
enough with the retarded looking contact lenses please
>inb4 muh capeshit
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Storm was hot AF and I'm finna coom
How are they not getting copyright strikes for this Jade shit she's not even being subtle anymore
>Jade booboo face
Did they change the booking last minute?
why the fuck she looks like Storm
THIS NIGGA REALLY THINKS SHES STORM KEK FUCK THIS BITCH.
why do they go to the effort and making these elaborate costumes and masks and they take them off immediately before walking the aisle?
Jade always has great gear
>lack of pop so severe they had to cut the audio
I'm still laughing at Cole and Barrett not knowing the name of the guy
>h-h-es 7 feet tall
>a storm is
>hehe hehe
>COOMING
C'mon Oba chan win this and bury the dirtsheets
>>18112356I lowkey like watching Kirsche streams because she is a cunny stacy and hates niggers and kikes.
Kek 0db pop for the gross nigger
>>18112356Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a big thing. same principle
>>18112392Sheโs winning and Naomi cashes in
Nobody likes this old hag
>>18112356They're crushingly lonely and/or they don't like thinking and prefer people to think and spout opinions for them
>>18112339>does your job for you because you're a retarded trannyyou do you cissy
They're hiding the boos SO HARD
>>18112386looks like doo doo
>audio cuts out as soon as jade enters
were they chanting the n word or something
Wodditards not welcome in this board
>>18112392oh god please i hope so
really i just think jade is seething they donโt like her
>>18112180you forgot tamina, which i donโt blame you for because i just remembered her after seeing this list
i like Jade's gear but I understand why some girls choose to use more revealing gear to showing all their muscles. Jade looks "nerfed"
Guys I think buddy could get some reactions here.
>>18112393where have you been? thats been her whole gimmick since debuting. she does the pose and it literally storms during the entrance
Jadeโs outfit is so tight and so white that I can see her hard chocolate kiss nips through it. Dare I say, based?
>>18112390>getting sued for cosplaying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SkKi3m-HTA
>>18112315She knows too kek
>>18112386That is legitimately horrifying
Bitch really wants that storm role
>>18112397so that they can sell them as toys, silly.
>>18112393its been her gimmick for some time but the saudi requirements of women to be covered have them finally put her in a Storm cosplay
>>18112373Nah, that is why I am asking.
>>18112382And that makes it all make sense. Classic Serbian-Jew double bluff.
>>18112408That show was comedy oriented.
Jade's fake titties and big ass are very visible in this attire
>>18112382She was a heel for the first part of her career.
>>18112333she was created by gargamel to aid him to catch the smurfs
she turned face and joined them where she gets passed around by the whole village
So when is Jade gonna strike Asuka down with some lightning
>>18112393that has always been her gimmick
somehow jade looks even more monstrous dressed in all that white
how do I raise my value as a white boy to attract a nubian qwain like this?
>>18112429They did to Rey
How is Asuka 50 and still smoother and more athletic than most other women on the roster kek
>>18112425Camel ate the sound engineer
whistling at women i think is punishable by beheading in saudi arrrrabia
Asuka bigly over with the Jawas
>>18112441So are most streamers
>iyofag stopped posting entirely
hope he trimmed his nails at least
>>18112406feds are on their way
>>18112393...Yeah that's her gimmick smarty pants
>>18112383Not doing to good to be honest.
>>18112383>Not redhead AsukaFuck off.
>>18112408Not in the least bit. MST3K's concept is making fun of bad stuff and encouryou to do the same ob your own
Streamers usually watch shit to comment positively on it.
Jade looks amazing tonight. Generally don't like her
black ref gonna screw asuka....
Why did Jade dress up like a white woman
digits and jade gets injured during the match
>>18112435if thats their goal they should wear them longer
>>18112450Be a plumberโs son
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>>18112427>>18112436>>18112448>>18112462Are they insane? Why haven't they sued WWE for the blatant plagiarism kek
>>18112454She is the Legendary Joshi. Amaterasu incarnate
>>18112470>kweens not hating each other
https://x.com/GraysonWWE/status/1938978891302899775
>>18112466It's Asuka from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX dressed as Neon Genesis Evangelion Asuka, anon
Double the Asuka for one Asuka pic
>>18112454Its called TALENT
ugh jade is gonna win
theyโre presenting asuka as too strong
why don't these arabs like Cargill
>>18112454It's the joshi effect
Jade must be getting awfully sweaty in this attire
>>18112477It isn't plagiarism...She's not calling herself Storm
>>18112476kek the amount of response that random ass question got
even her theme song is a ripoff of the 90s xmen cartoon
Why do arabs hate kneegras?
>>18112454love watchign asuka. her pace and movements just looks so much smoother and snappier then any other womans wrestler
>>18112488because she's a nigger
>>18112489Ugly walled whore
>>18112477Because it still differs enough to be blatant enough for copyright laws
>>18112430BOOOOOOO JADE BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18112437Gargamel created her to trap the Smurfs. She did a face turn and Papa Smurf turned her into Farrah Fawcett Smurf (show started in 1981 when everyone was still in love with Charlie's Angels)
>>18112488They love Asuka more
Bros I really need a black gf
>>18112488Because they're a bunch of inbred retards
Damn some screencap asukaโs mounds
>>18112494/pw/ is a smurf board
>>18112454she's an actual wrestler
>>18112483Holy fuck, I'm stupid
That was an extremely based pic anon
Jade with the aew selling of just randomly slap your leg
>>18112482i mean folks where's the lie?
It's been 5 minutes and Jade hasn't completely shit the bed yet. Maybe there's some hope.
If I was the booker I would make Nia and Jade a tag team and book them to shoot injure all the joshis
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>no heat on Jade
Imagine all that air getting sucked out of the arena when she wins.
>>18112496the same reason everyone else does
>cole shitting on cargill for not selling
>>18112497Hopefully, when she retires, she trains some. Like her Daughter for one
>>18112510But enough about your family
i guess this is where i make myself something to eat
>>18112488sheโs fucking awful and asuka is one of the greatest ever
>>18112515It really do be like that
ASUKA HAS A NICE PUFFY MOUND.
>>18112483alexis was named asuka the whole time? I guess that makes sense
Jesus Christ Asuka has a PUFFY PUSSY
Did anyone else see that?
Were the Saudi crowds this vocally against Bianca when she wrestled?
This is a humiliation ritual for the women to be honest
>>18112519Hard to shit the bed when youโre having a basic match at a snails pace with a 20 year vet
>>18112515>>18112531were the Usos ever in AEW? lol
That little face paint coming off on Asuka made her look dimes
These full body suits actually make me care more about the wrestling
>>18112538pretty sure they just straight up boo'd bianca
>>18112520>a spot of jade picking up nia and tossing her into asuka, iyo, and kairi
Was scott right or was he right
>>18112536Every Yu-Gi-Oh character has a different name in Japan, 4Kids stuff
>>18112454She is not 50, I think the only 50+ female wrestler in WWE is Dalys with Trish and Lita being runnerups
It's incredible that at one point Tony Khan would give all the gold to Jade kek, he's lucky that she chose to leave
>>18112553TRVTH NVKE FROM THE BAD GVY
>>18112553scott was always right
>>18112517Waller is mediocrity embodied. This nigger is just seething because it isn't HIS mediocrity on display.
>>18112537>>18112534someone better have capped asuka's puff while she was lying in the corner
lmao what a fucking horrendous match
>>18112558>he's lucky that she chose to leaveSo now he's giving all the gold to Sasha and that's somehow better? Are you deranged my man?
>Lucky>TonyHe's bleeding millions every year
not a single reaction LMAOOOO
Not really a fan that you can hear the mudslime accents during chants tbqhwy
DEAFANING SILENCE FOR THAT WIN LMAO
Damn, kinda boring finish.
lame
asuka/iyo would have been great for summerslam
HOLY SHIT AND THE CROWD IS DEAD
>>18112408tom servo and crow t robot charisma mog every streamer on earth
>>18112558Is that why aew ratings are at all time lows?
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Jade wins...
>no reaction
yikes. and that was a pretty good match.
KEK THEY CUT THE FUCKING STADIUM AUDIO
That was short and boring
>>18112558At least if he gave Jade every title it would be homegrown instead of Mercedes being overpaid and shit while being a retread
AND THE CROWD GOES silent
That seemed really sudden.
She pulled Asuka's shoulder up KEK what a SHITTER
lol she won in dead silence while falling off her opponent and almost breaking her own pin. Jade.
didn't watch it, give me a quick rundown?
Just doing the opposite of what made sense for both queen and king
So glad that Jade won. Fuck all of you towelhead faggots disrespecting my Queen.
Boy, Arabs sure hate niggers, don't they?
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dead crowd lmao
No one wanted to see that ashy ape go over Asuka
>>18112583jade is not a draw retard, not a single woman is
holy shit that was a bad finish
can jade wrestle at all? Just bring Bianca back, Jade kind of sucks
Why did they give the nigger the win?
>>18112480>Lana will never violently jab her ass into your faceWhy even live
They aint silent, they are cutting the main audio
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAY
>Cody is King
>Jade is Kween
it was better with Vince...
Jade is going to beat Tiffy at SummerSlam and then Naomi will cash in immediately and fail.
This is a fucking screwjob, literal fast count
>Jade winning kills the crowd
it was a decent match until jade botched the pin again lmao
>the camera cut so people couldn't see if Asuka had her shoulders up (she did)
Not a single good finish lol and we all know Cena is winning with heel tactics
>>18112617Rhea and Liv prove you wrong
Naomi cashes in on Jade right after Jade wins the belt will be the easiest call ever
was that a botch pin lol?
Of course the ugly niggress has to win over the cute Japanese girl. Moments like this remind me that wwe is an american company
lol are they going to give Asuka a rematch for not really getting pinned, just like they did Randy last year?
they built that hip attack recently just so Jade could counter it into her finish in this match but she wasn't strong enough to do a cool transition from hip attack straight to her finish and had to fucking put Asuka down first making the entire thing worthless and a waste of time. Such is the Jade experience.
This is legit the worst PPV in years. Every match has sucked, all the winners have been boring, the crowd has been dead since the opener, and commentary has been awful
>>18112580Why do you think that's an impossibility now?
kek what a dimeless nigger
That's objectively the most deafening silence I've ever heard at a finish lmaoooo
>>18112639Kek, we've been calling this since the tournament was announced.
>>18112620So Naomi will cash in on Jade after she beats Tiffy
Asuka did all that just to end up in the worst match of the night. That's sad, I hope she still gets her match with Iyo at SummerSlam.
I can still hear the boos even though they're silencing them
>>18112638>implying they're drawslmao
stop being a gooner
she fucking looks like a chocolate candy bar lmao
great job boys pure consecutive reactions check them digis
>shaking hands with the boss
>no hug
this isn't the corporate culture I remember
Ok Marvel, you have your new X-Men's Storm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>The grind don't stop
Ospreay xirs
>>18112607Not Omanis. They love niggers so much that rich Omanis will buy their sons nigger slaves on their 13th birthday for "Marriage practice" i.e. rape slaves.
Botch?
Everyone went silent
BOOOOOOO NIGGA BOOOOOOOOOOOO
uh oh she's gonna get beheaded now
kek Jade is shitting on the saudis
>>18112647Every Saudi ppv sucks
Christ... they really had to go for the we wuz kveens n shieet huh
>>18112617Sable and Becky for a minute . the only true female draws
>Cody wins King of the Ring
>Jade wins Kween
it's always the neponiggers that say the same shit
>>18112662Merch sales prove you wrong.
Stop being an incel
don't let them (Arabs) tell them who you are
>>18112148 (OP)A black woman trying to give a motivational speech to an arena full of Arabs lol
unironically robbed. Fuck wwe, Asuka deserves better
>>18112647The matches have been fine and the commentary isn't that bad.
>>18112646Jade is beyond shit. Ref shouldn't have fucking counted that.
IT'S CLEAR WHO RUNS THE BOARD
Why the fuck are they still pushing jade, she fucking sucks. put her ass back in the midcard
>Asuka's shoulders were up
What a sloppy pin/finish
>>18112615YA I NEED HELP..FROM ASUKAS PUFFY PUSSY TO DRAIN MY COCK PLAYA
>>18112690>merch saleskwab
ratings say that ram can't get 2 milly and so can't SD
saudis are no selling this bullshit lmao
Damn i didn't know fatigue was THIS BAD in saudi
>>18112624kek. Cody with the backstage pull. didn't he win the Saudi peize last year aswell?
This Saudi crowd ABSOLUTELY SUCKS
SHE WORE THE CROWN LMAO
WE MIGHT GET A CLASSIC WRESTLING RIOT LEGGGGO
She going to haram jail for putting that crown on her head now
>3 count w/ shoulder up
Surely arabs like this right?
>>18112689Jade has no family in the wrestling business, what the fuck are you talking about
>>18112699It was because Jade fell backwards
>>18112698Cool entrance and dimes body
>>18112699they screwed asuka
>>18112702>gets proven wrong>so mindbroken he just goes into memeskek
>>18112694pay attention to the matches cole
>>18112702DO NOT REDEEM SARR
based saudis shittin on the darks
>>18112704Literally everyone outside the west is like that lol. Only whites put up with blacks
>>18112672>slavery>loveBro.
Poor Cole is burned out needs a day off with a room full of muslim bitches
>>18112682majestic celebration is due
That was the only thing Asuka had to win to be the best female woman ever in WWE...
Plus Iyo vs Asuka would have been a banger and there's the MITB thing going on with Jade and Tiffy
Asuka was unironically robbed
>>18112580It' still gonna happen tho
>>18112600Jade slipped and broke the pin but the ref kept counting
Asian women are just better and I am tired of pretending otherwise.
>>18112721prove how much merch was sold by women compared to men then
>>18112737You're an idiot
>>18112707Nia wore it last year.
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>>18112742>unironically robbedBy a qween? That can't be.
>>18112716>>18112719I couldn't even tell what happened because I was switching TV's during it, but I just know it looked weird
>Chicago like chants for Punk
what the fuck?
>>18112657She is 100% getting that match that is why they set up the tease of it on Raw on Monday
Every single faggot on /pw/ is watching this btw..