Thread 18112713

ssshhhhh

Kek at that dimeless nigger

>another Tony Hichcliffe show
based

Michael Cole sucks

why no sticky for a fucking ppv?

Why exactly is Raw on at 6 next week?

>>18112713 (OP)
WWE is so embarrassing

boo day in action. nah i'm good

Asuka was robbed

>>18112748
still in EU I think

are they gonna lynch her for wearing the crown?

are the womens matches over?

>>18112741
firing tazz was the biggest mistake vince did

>Jade somehow botches a pin

Wow. No refunds Cunter you bald bitch.

>>18112732
Ugly dimless jigaboo had two moves to do and fucked them both up.

SHEIKH-M PUNK IS APPEARING SAARS

>>18112713 (OP)
(((Goldberg)))

>Fuck Mohamed, fuck Islam, and FUCK every single towelhead in attendance!
Based Jade

It is of my personal opinion that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia is not down with "the blacks."

why is Raw on at 6?

Will Jade go to kebab jail for wearing that crown on her head?

>>18112748
double taping so smackdown gets 4th of july off

w...wait wtf I thought goldberg was today what the fuck?? did they change the card? what did I miss?

>>18112745
>sticky for a PPV

Phil humiliation ritual continues now

The royal rumble in Saudi Arabia is gonna be so shit

>>18112756
They're in Pittsburgh

I think HHH lost the crowd with that match, fucking retard should've put it early on instead of the match before the main event.

kang and qween of the ring

Bianca and Naomi are so much better than Jade. Why is Jade here? She has a dimes look but can’t work.

>Oldberg
I'll watch it after All In just to see Gunther chop that talentless geezer to shit.

>>18112741
its already he'll be dead soon enough

>>18112773
They're taping Smackdown after

>yin and yang
ONE OF A KIND

>>18112782
It's on Saturday Night's Main Event in 2 weeks

>>18112773
Double tapings so that the GEEKS can have July 4 off. Vince would never.

So Raw will be on USA on monday? Why earlier?

>>18112782
That's Saturday Night's Main Event, nigga.

>>18112782
just too risky for a man of his well… heritage…

>>18112772
Go thing the TKO jews will force the blacks and women on them

>holywood granpas match next
fk

Another gay video package

>and that's kissingASS
great work on that cut kek

Punk should use this as his theme for Saudi PLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI

BMJ board newfags.

DING BECOMES DONG
DONG BECOMES DING

Did Punk slip into a YTP there for a second?

>and that's kissing - ASS
Really

>>18112795
She did OK there except for the pin botch.

cm cuck

>we could put the title matches on the show about titles but uhhhh no, let's just advertise it for RAW instead

why the fuck does he do this? Vince never did this shit and it makes it seem like the point of PPVs is to only show some things and the rest of the people aren't even part of the WWE events

did they cut out vince mcmahon out of the pipe bomb?

>>18112795
>dimes look
She’s a fucking nigger dude

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

saudi shows are always shit

I really miss Vince...

>>18112831
>SNEED BECOMES CHUCK
>CHUCK BECOMES SNEED

and that's kissing _____ ass

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

It's like the Saudi crowd is trying to be lively and then 2 seconds later decide that's too much work and go back to being quiet

>>18112835
Asuka exposed how slow she is.

>that 15 min slimjim sleepy table segment
legendary

That womens match was a humiliation ritual and this match is too

THE BLOOD MONEY COVERED COCK
SUCK IT
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTT

I thought they were supposed to hate the punkster

AND THUS THE SAUDI BLOOD COVER DICK SUCKING BEGINS

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
ON A SAUDI PLE

SAY THE LINE WHAT TIME IS IT

>BMCD
>BMCD
>BMCD

>>18112872
They're trying to be a "good crowd" instead of organically reacting to things.

IS IT GREAT TO BE ALIVE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN SAUDIA ARABIA OR WHAT

COCK SUCKING TIME

bmcd moment

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>phil gigapop
i thought… he would get booed? you guys told me that hate him in saudi!!?!?

>>18112872
they got gassed in the first match

john used to be such a good looking dude
getting old is terrifying

>>18112881
he apologized to a random mohammed on the pre-show and now they cheer him again

Fucks sake was in the wrong thread

They fucking love Punk

Why was Punk so mean to them?

>>18112902
He apologized to Mohammed lol

Jesus, you can see Punk really doesn't want to be there kek

How the FUCK is Punk so perpetually over? No matter what he pulls or the bullshit he says.

Am I the only one who feels bad for the ugly Arabs?
Like they look sad more than anything. Like that one guy that it zoomed in on just as Punk was doing his yell

How blessed are we to be able to witness CM Punk selling his soul in real time?

>>18112793
Weird how Cody looks truly happy when a black woman is in his vicinity

>>18112782
Jesus Christ do some of you retards have the attention span of a toddler? Literally been advertised for SNME since it was announced med.

Did bro just draw a frowny face with his finger on the stage?

>>18112891
SUCKED

>>18112902
Punk APOLOGISED

>>18112889
I watched the new Fantastic Four trailer and it's crazy that they stole CM Punk's catchphrase does he cameo in it?

Why can't the trannies ever stop boiling?

How does Buddys friend get through this?

>>18112902
Afraid that obese subhuman smarks are still a minority in Saudi Arabia

78% are singing
The other 22% are booing

Either way the man elicits a reaction

Is that his MITB 2011 gear

>>18112902
he sucked Muhammed’s blood covered dick so now they love him

phil looks good tonight. like the jacket

>>18112893
They're trying too hard and their chants aren't even in unison

Kek chez is such a hypocrite faggot

AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST MATCH IN SAUDI FOR PUNK

>>18112875
She ain't there to be Mildred Burke. Just look good, look strong and pose.

Where is Miz anyway?

I'm about to cum. Oh my GOD.

Reddit seething over the crowd signs

>>18112942
>yfw you're scanning the audience for bomb vests

>>18112918
if anons here get confused, imagine the general audience. advertising multiple events gets confusing for people. it all starts to blend together.

>look in my mouth
>what do you see
>a blood money covered peepee

>>18112936
he looks more handsome when he doesnt slick his hair back like eddie munster

>all those signs
Holy OVER
And niggas wanna compare some nxt slut to this guy

LETS GO CENA

>>18112946
Based Punk Stacy

JOHN CENA

>>18112945
Fucking his wife

this cena run has been really disappointing.

why do the men not wear full body suits?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
APPLEDOUGH

>>18112945
fucking his wife probably

>Getting cheered in Saudi Arabia
CM Punk has to be on some kind of Mt. Rushmore for being able to work marks, smarks, anti-smarks and everyone in between.

>>18112934
>>18112931
>>18112911
so a fake apology is all it takes??? wow i thought saudis were tougher than that kek

PSA: WWE Screwed Asuka, Jade shouldn't had won, they botched it

i love john's titantron and card ngl

This is a disgrace. What a waste of this match on a fucking Saudi show

>>18112951
Really the event they’ve been advertising for a date in JULY is hard to mix up for an event in JUNE?

>>18112931
it truly is a wonderful place

HOWS THE COCK TASTE CHEZ?

JOHN CENA

So this feud is basically '20 years ago you said some mean things and I'm still mad'

THE LAST TIME IS NOW

>>18112973
only the j and c should be capitalized. would have popped me every time

CENA NUCLEAR HEAT

It's been a long time since I've heard Punk get booed.
A real long time.

Who is enjoying that saudi dick now punketty?

BIG
MATCH
JOHN

joshipedos SEETHIN

>>18112969
He’s one of the best ever. Its kind of just dishonest to deny how constantly over this guy has been for his whole career

>>18112970
>expecting people who live under an absolute democracy to be smart
lmao

JOHN CENA SUCKS

>one apology and CM Punk is this over
based punkster

>>18112745
saudi shows are non canon house shows

This match should have been in America. Either Boston or Chicago.

Is that a bunch of SAAAAAAAAARS in the crowd? kek

>>18112971
Asuka screwed Asuka. And then she pissed in my mouth.

damn he looks so fucked up lol.

CEREMONIAL JOHN CENA WASH CLOTHE

>>18112995
>absolute democracy

>>18112993
what you will do, report to the jannies rovert?

>>18112970
>NOOO! MY HEAD CANNON!! IT WAS FAKE!
Grow up.

>>18113001
I'm jelly

>>18112844
holy fuck yes they did. Fucked up. and I think Vince was a retard who self sabotaged himself by not just getting a paid escort but to erase him from his own company is some monopoly man shit

>>18113004
for cleaning yourself up after sucking blood money covered cocks

>>18112984
It's all feuds now.

It's a kino location tbf
looks better than Mania did
MANIA I HAD TO WATCH ALONE BECAUSE THERE WAS NO 4CHAN
I'M STILL NOT OVER IT GODDAMMIT

>>18112974
money talks, bullshit walks

>>18112995
*monarchy
it seems i'm not that smart either

Why is the canvas loose

If WWE had any clue what they were doing, they would not have had CM apologize because Saudi would have been against him and cheering for Cena and that would’ve added to the storyline they’ve been telling of mirroring their story from 2011 this time it would’ve been punk on the other end of the hostile crowd, but WWE is too stupid for that

>>18113000
Saudi and Qatar both have a bunch of Indians there for working(slavery)

>>18112951
/pw/'s userbase is much dumber than general audiences

>>18112994
I finally get it now lol this is just amazing to witness...Insulted an entire country and they're marking out for him lol

took going to saudi for cena to get proper heat

This is fucking hilarious
neither of them want to be here

>>18112957
punk is melting jesus

I want CM Punk to pound me.

>>18112977
They'll repeat it when Cena retires.

Wait do some of you guys not realise how retarded arabs are or something?

>>18112971
They should run a rematch on raw have Asuka go over as punishment for Jade being a shitter and send the uppity jigaboo back home.

Heat gonna gas the ol' boyz QUICK

LAY YOUR ASS DOWN FOR THE THREE SECOND TAN

I hate this announcer.

>>18112978
I dont think the dates are the problem. its advertising multiple shows. people get confused and it blends together, leading to people like that anon thinking certain matches are happening today when they are not.

is this the main event

>>18113009
good morning uncut fingernail saaar

When is Goldberg vs Gunther
What Saturday

Mark Nash is over with me

>>18113042
Better than the women atleast

i miss ricochet's girl

>>18113025
If they’re getting paid it’s not slavery

>>18113028
Kayfabe is still alive in Saudi Arabia

>>18113026
True. The general fan base actually watches instead of making bad jokes about it.

>Cena's theme is 20 years old
Still sounds so fresh

>>18113045
no, there is a public hanging after this

>>18113016
Was really hard times, bro

>>18113048
July 12th

>>18113042
He sounds very inexperienced and ill-trained.

>>18113025
I see. I actually wasn't aware of where this was being held. I just tuned in.

G O A T

>>18113042
Do you prefer pic related?

So who is interfering in this BMJ match?

>>18113052
Barely.

>>18113026
kek i wont argue against that

>>18113060
sweet

>>18113048
this saturday night brother HH

>>18113042
Hard agree. He sounds like he's fucking drunk or something.

>>18113042
look at his last name he's had a hard life

>>18113048
The 12th. Goldberg wins in under 3 mins, Rollins cashes in and wins to setup Goldberg’s real final match at Summerslam of Rollins vs. Goldberg

Inshallah Brock tonight

>>18113023
if he didn't they would have detained him they're real fond of that in Saudi

holy fuck this announcer sucks. jfc. where's the heart. where's the unnecessary aaAAAAAuuuhhh. where's the extra shit.

IM UNTOUCHABLE
BUT IM FORCING YOU TO FEEL ME

>>18113016
Cena's joining the Wyatt Sicks

>>18113068
is that a dead tarantula on his head?

THE NEVER SEEN
SEVENTEEN

W-DON-WE

Fucking love Mark Nash

HE IS
THE GREATEST
OF ALL TIME

THE NEVER SEEN 17

GRACING RIYADH
WITH HIS PRESENCE
ONE LAST TIME

THE
LAST
REAL
CHAMPION

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18113078
oh god please no.... i think your on to something anon

>>18112942
punk walking around with a jacket covering his panties always works me into a shoot
>>18113031
based punk fucker

Why did John Cena still Silas Young’s last real man gimmick?

that announcer sucks

quavering voice and sounds drunk . my sickly diabetic grandmother has a stronger voice

dirt sheets said they are hanging Punk after this match because of his tweet, anyone confirm?

>>18113077
was he... you know... Alex Riley'd?

>>18113074
It's July 12th.
It was just on the screen 3 minutes ago.

BEST IN THE WORLD
VS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

ONE FINAL TIME

IM MARKING OUT

mark r. Nash

>>18113055
Yeah man I’m sure those 3 dinars are decent pay.

>>18113077
That poor man. I'm sure the... incident... destroyed his vocal cords.

>>18113083
cena-kun...

Tuning in to watch the end of this legendary feud even though I started rewatching wrestling in 2013 :^)

>test of strength
>biggest pop of the night
erm

crowd woke up

>>18113095
No, he said he loved Muhammad and Saudi Arabia

>>18113012
>he believes it
guess who is behind this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRXqzAik-5A

>>18113037
the judge pulled a fast count out nowhere, second that no one is going to watch fucking Jade win a championship against Iyo of all things, is literally like when the uberbotcher won the championship and no one cheered to a point she lost quickly to the bellas

>>18113092
>92
KWAB

>>18113045
No, Hogan and fake Yoko are closing out the show

>the last time Punki defeated Cena was SummerSlam 2011
That was the Raw 1000th episode, actually. Fucking revisionists.

nothing screams 3rd world more than the OLE chant

>>18113103
The pajeets moved to Saudi/Qatar and are being paid for their work. That’s not slavery

Phil Brooks

>>18113114
Quick, send for the Jade

>>18112945
Creampieing Maryse.

>>18113114
I didn't know Wyatt Sick6 were coming out

>>18113095
he sold out even harder

kinda kino ngl

this match has instant classic written all over it

GO BROWN PEOPLE GO

So far they’re literally reworking the mitb 2011 match lmao holy shit

god mark nash is so much better than either vanessa or that other black bitch

>the bald spot is gone
what sorcery is this?

The phone lights in the audience are unironically soulful. They remind me of the attitude era and all the flash photography you would see in the audience.

CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

>>18113045
Inoki vs Ali is after this

>>18112945
filming american gladiators
and fucking his wife

>>18113133
me in the back

>>18113139
Modern medicine

alright, who is interrupting this match?

RANDY ORTON THE ONLY ACTOR PERFORMER THAT IS STILL CLOSE???

>sandjeets more excited for sweaty men rubbing together than seeing any woman
What level of gayness is this?

>>18113138
So what you b saying is....
Nash 92's the bitches

ITS THE FIREFLIES MAGGLE

Someone tell this pastey grandpa to get a tan

Look at that RIYADH SEASON bullshit on the ring. I hate that shit. I hate everything about these shows

>>18113139
He said on McAfee's podcast that no one told him how bad it was and he went to get hair transplants to fix it because everyone was bullying him.

>>18113139
turkey is not far from saudi arabia

>>18113139
Turkish magic. Don't worry about it for ten years lil bro.

lmao wtf was punk doing in between cena's knees.

>>18113139
ancient chinese secret

I sense interference coming up, these ganpas wont end it clean.

Great fist 10 minutes

>>18113151
Buddy

>>18113151
seff

Will CM Punk do a reverse pile-driver?

Yes -500
No +450

>>18113151
R-truth will fuck Punk and join Cena’s alliance with Logan Paul

Will Rocky show up tonight for that sweet Saudi check?

>>18113151
travis the goat

>>18113124
You enjoy those cheap paychecks Rajesh. I’m rooting for you.

>>18113167
>Great fist
GMS

BIG
MATCH
FEEL

>>18113162
I KOREAN MADAFAKA

>>18113151
Drew

>mentioned the rock

i thought they ignored him completely at this point

SEX SWING SPOT

>>18113151
Roman

if you're going for purely tourist reasons is saudi actually cool

>>18113161
Working to get free

VINCE RUNS IN AND HITS CM PUNK WITH A CHAIR. DIMES

E drones you are aware cenas last run has been LACKLUSTER because the rock and travis scott big leagued the fed

right???

>kicking out at 1
based

stream works perfectly fine until literally the bell fucking rings for this match fuck

Wade Barrett is easily the best color commentator they have, plus he's not a bad influence on Cole like Pat McAfee.

>>18113177
I’m not a poojeet

Cole burying Ric Flair kek

this nigga got a chinese wife

>>18113188
Why would they do that?

Cena looks like he's working stiffer than anything since his return

>Suplex, arm lock, headlock
>No Flippy circus routine
BASED Match

>>18113151
the skinny bulbasaur from wrestlemania

Cena is looking massive compared to the start of the year kek

>>18113193
45C+ always good for tourism

>>18113172
The send out a nigger to fuck this up they aren't getting out alive.

>>18113193
As long as you don't get nicked off the street and sold into the local slave trade then yeah.

>>18113193
I thought that was the 2K island with npcs

>>18113206
That’s a spy

Punk looking extra daddy in this match

>>18113194
It just looked really goofy

>got that attitude
Unless he’s talking to Muhammad lol

>>18113206
*husband

Worth watching the other matches?

>>18113202
I like how much he shoot hates Cena and Punk for both burying him.

>>18113206
oil money can you get any wife

Cena's been spending every hour in the gym and none doing wrestling

>cena strugglign to lift punk
kek

>>18113231
they were just OK, so not really

BLODY BITCH BENCHOD

>>18113234
you can post this at any time between 2005 and 2025 and it wont be out of place

Is it me or do Cena and Punk seem to be working at 0.75x speed?

I hate crowds that "Ole"
This isn't sawker

CM Tomato

>>18113233
GMS!

>>18113231
didn't miss much

>>18113236
He’s strength is gone. He used to muscle Phil like nothing

This is the first time the whole run that Cena's looked old which is crazy.

>>18113236
Looked like punk was trying to do AJ Lee’s octopuss submission but fucked it up

>>18113208
idk thats what i'd heard

>>18113245
yeah its almost like they both got older or something wtf

Surprised it took him this long to do his wife’s move. Seems so obvious and cliche for pandering Punk

>>18113245
yea. Phil seems gassed already. this is gonna be a long match

Why is he doing AJ's finisher
Is he going to lick Cena's face too

>>18113173
Dwayne won't show for WrestleMania, the UFL season opening, or the UFL championship match. Why would he come to a nothing Saudi show?

Has Punk done anything but job since returning? No way they let him beat Cena.

>>18113284
That Saudi money

>I'M SORRY
>DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

SHINSUKE

NOW

>>18113252
He’s looked old the whole run

STF! STF! STF!

>>18113284
He's not coming back ever, he got to star in a movie by a Hollywood royalty director, he's so done with wrestling now.

>>18113295
he beat drew 2-1 and seff on the first netflix raw and dom and kaiser at house shows and sami zayn on a raw
but yeah he's been jobbing ever since he got here

>>18113295
Won the Drew feud.

finisher spam time

lol nice kick

they are moving so slow

what the fuck is this

john could rip punk in half

>>18113202
I hope I never have to hear McAfee again

>This is awesome chant
literal drones

Why do they keep booking Punk like a superman?

>>18113329
he sold his soul for A24 studio