Thread 18112731

WE WUZ QWANGZ EDITION

ROBBED AYA TOLA SEND THE MISSILES

I WILL SEE CARDI B AND JADE CARGILL TWERK WHEN TIFFY TIME GETS KWABBED

I WILL SEE NAOMI CASH IN ON JADE AND TWERK HER EVEN BIGGER ASS WITH CARDI B

BRING ON SUMMER SLAM

BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING BIG BLACK ASS SHAKING

joshipedos still seethin edition

>>18112707
nia wore the crown last year retard

>>18112731 (OP)
Why you got to do my nigga Theo dirty like that?

>Morons here thought Asuka was going to go over
Truly the dumbest fan base on the planet

People actually fucking believe that Roman's going to show up
LAWL
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>>18112818
we have mormons itt?

>>18112834
I thought he's filming street fighter

>>18112852
more like street shitter because he looks like a jeet

Truth will screw punk out of the belt tonight.

I haven't seen a bad Cena vs Punk match

This is going to be another classic

THE RECORD IS TIED AT 6-6

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

mega poo for punker

>>18112852
ex-fucking-actly, he is. people think he's going to try to stop rollins from cashing in. i doubt that even happens tonight, and if it does, it'll probably be someone like knight coming in to do stop him.

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A SAUDI APPROVED APOLOGY

Earth shattering poo

>only 161 fanfics about Cena/Punk
huh
I'd expect there would be more

Punk just learned that say sorry can make people not hate you

>>18112903
it's all about punkintyre

Drew MCIntyre is gonna fuck Punk outta the belt

We are here >>18112713 recycle your thread next OP

>>18112938
>kayla faber

>>18112935
He also learned that you can wait until the first time those people aren't going to be 5000 miles away and have nothing to do with you to bother.

>Cena not coming out to This Fire Burns
0/10

>>18112972
this, would've been a nice throwback to MITB

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
APPLEDOUGH

>69 days as champ
honestly its been so shit, its felt like 8 months already

>this match will go around 20-30 minutes
grimola

>>18112938
Same energy

Sorry, bros, my comment comes a bit late: what a soulless "hype" package.
>forced to wrestle with his jacket on
Humiliation Tour Goes On
>Cena looks old
it hurts, bros

>the best in the world
>loses

I don't like the ring announcer guy, I can't describe it but I hate the way his voice trails off

>>18113046
>the best in the world
At getting injured, pissing off his co-workers and proving apology blowjobs maybe

>"It's John Cena's song!"
Why do they chant this during Cena's entrance?

damn, this pop is nuts
they are extremely crazy for this match like they just finally woke up and they barely done anything yet lol

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aew could never

>>18112818
I did not see 1 post on here sincerely predicting Asuka winning that match. We all knew what she was picked to do.

I forgot this was on, just tuned in now to what I assume is the main event. Rest of the card worth rewinding for?

>>18113165
not really, the matches were boring/shit mostly
just watch Fatu vs Solo because there's a debut

>>18113165
Nope, all pretty mid

>>18113176
>a debut
Please tell me not another for the bloodline/samoans?

>>18113216
...anon...

Phil is so gassed

Fantastic show tonight

>>18113216
What else do you expect?

INOKI

FIGHTFUL SELECT:
>The Rock is rumored to appear tonight to set up a “major angle” for Summerslam.


HOLY FUCK

Cm punk finna lay down and complete this humiliation ritual. The Elite won.

>Fast 5 Moves again
Cena slowly turning face?

They should do a bunch of botches to pay tribute to their MITB 2011 match

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

God the STF fucking sucks no matter who's doing it

what was that slow motion shit

>>18113369
They are both old as fuck and need to be carried in matches

when will FE!N start playing

this match sucks balls

>>18113389
FINNA
FINNA
FINNA
FINNA FINNA FINNA
FINNA
FINNA

hellooooo

>third finisher kicked out of
the absolute state

Maybe its the heat but these 2 are moving so fucking slow

underwater shit

sloppy ass gts

>>18113441
Not just me who noticed this then. It's like they're working through a rehearsel.

When is Brock coming out?

OH GOD HE IS HERE

Brock Lesnar spotted backstage

Slop fest

Why does HHH not send another referee, for God's sake?

It 1000% doesn't matter that these two are having an absolute classic stinker going the pace of two Divas from 2007, because they're in front of thousands of (in more ways than one) brainwashed marks, getting paid eight figures to do it.

But still, maybe in the back of his mind past all the pork and delusion, Phil realizes performing in a country that tortures women and kills gays and would absolutely slap the shit out of his 15 mouth for having pink hair and a lip ring .... was not worth doing for a two star match.

Like when he goes to a thing and all the wannabe rebel idiots who suck his dick and want to kiss his cheek despite smelling like weed and cheap beer, there's got to be at least one guy who yells "Sell Out!" and that guy has to be the last thing on his mind before he falls asleep.

It's got to be a terrible life to be rich and successful and loved and yet always be angry about one little piece of dissension, but that's the person he's chosen to be.

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

Dusty Rhodes' ghost overbooked this finish

uhhhhhhh yeah I’m giving this the official Ludo stamp

THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD.

THE ROLLINS VORTEX

setting up rollins vs punk again

Thank you based Rollins

>>18113742
LMAO

>>18113660
One of these days, maybe WWE can scrape up enough money to keep a backup ref ringside, at least for the big events.

>>18113799
me when I see a joshifag

I dont ever want to see Seth and Punk in 100 meters of each other ever again

its too much

Why didn't Rollins just cash in after right after Cena pinned Punk?

I can’t remember the last good ppv

>dramatic bittersweet climax
>low-IQ sandniggers accompany with "Ole, Ole Ole Ole!"
Aryan Ayatollah, please nuke that shinny shithole

>>18113715
lmao

it was good until penta and sami appeared

>>18113827
>combined age of 94
what did you expect anon
shit ppv, really

>everybody looking at the sweat on their hand after patting punk
kek

>>18113917
me after snorting too much magic white powder

>Punk milks the marks pretending he can't sit
Kek
>Punk steals the show again and is beloved by the Arabs
Based, /pw/ in shambles
>logo in the center of the canvas lookslike the woke UN SDG symbols
It's a big Club...

>Kick-out of 3 attitude adjustments
>Cena deciding not to hit with the belt and go back to face moves, but using a heel move again right at the end
>Penta running in for no fucking reason. I say running, but of course he had to do his gay plank walk
>Punk Vs Seff yet again. 20th time's the charm, it'll draw this time for sure!
The Saudi shows can always be safely skipped.

>>18114016
You should get yourself checked out anon i think you might have a concussion

>>18114053
they're non canon so it's just a glorified house show really
I'd expect Fatu winning the US title back on Monday after bringing in some Chimmy Changa on his side

real glassbros...