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HE WILL RETURN
>>18113234This has been the case since Cena went to Hollywood. It became very noticeable since he returned in 2021.
Who's interrupting this match?
>>18113255 (OP)Turns out it was a tear in the poster
>>18113252Heโs probably letting the nerves get to him because he knows expectations are high for his matches with Punk
>That's classic Punk
That's Eddie's move!
Akira Hokuto and Kensuke Sasaki started doing each others finishers after they got married. Always thought that was cute
has Cena always had this hunched over walk?
>>18113272me in 5 minutes
>>18113277Too bad talent isnโt sexually transmitted
What is the source of Saudi energy, faith in Allah? I want some.
>>18113276>Ripping off other wrestlersThat's classic Punk
>THE STRENGTH OF JOHN CENA
Shame that my boy is so washed now. I loved those double AA spots, that's the only time that move has ever looked good
KILL 'EM WITH A PEPSI PLUNGE
seeing punk so big nowadays makes me wanna see punk and cena both fucking each other ngl
would be hot as fuck
>>18113282hes working a lou thesz gimmick
Holy fuck this match sucks.
I just hope this fucking match get no stupid interruption...
>>18113288Blood money soaked dick, of course
dirt sheets said they're letting Cena stone Punk 17 times in the middle of the ring after he wins, is this true?
>>18113282kind of but he's a lot slower now
>>18113298He gets an A for rizz doe
>>18113303>BURN IT DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
This match is like two grandmas wrestling.
>>18113301Come back to your aew Flippy indie show
>>18113272seth (followed by knight)
even the ref is sweating it must be fuckin on fire in there
desu im surprised they never changed the name five knuckle shuffle like they did to the fu and stfu
Masterful storytelling by Punk this match. Going to have to rewatch it right after to catch all the references.
This has that Solar vs. Negro Navarro feel
>>18113282Dude, Edge in his feud with Cena called him a white gorilla. That was 2006.
this is hogan vs. warrior in 1998 lol lel
>>18113272The Ayatollah, inshallah.
>>18113272Jasethy and then LA Knight which will end up in Punk getting into a program with both
this crowd is very easily impressed. either that or they're just trying to have as much fun as possible. uhh... fucking hell.
>can you imagine if Cena taps to his own move
actually I can't
>>18113309We need a g-string version
SRS:
>The Rock is backstage at Night of Champions
ITS HAPPENING
>>18113301there was not a single good match on this card so far and it doesn't look like it's gonna change
good thing I'm not sober, otherwise I'd fall asleep an hour ago
pds thread. this match is good
Punk looks like he'd smell bad
I cant watch these saudi shows because they just make me fucking seethe
>>18113355he never said that
this post is trolling outside of /b/
>>18113333Zoomers don't know what it means
>>18113345Cena and Punk have so much rizz that the crowd popped at a headlock.
>Cena wins by Anaconda Vise
>>18113255 (OP)I hate finisher spam so fucking much. What is the point of this shit?
this is terrible on so many levels
>>18113356Asuka's match wasn't that shit considering it was Jade. She hard carried her sure but it was actually okay
Enjoyable match so far, good crowd too.
FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEINFEINFEIN!
>>18113331punk was underwater before the match started
>>18113378>m-muh womenfuck off iyofag, trim your nails fatty
>goes for belt
>ref stops it
>football kick to the balls behind refs back
>pinfall
What makes the AA worse than a regular suplex? It doesn't even feel like a finisher anymore.
>>18113345>why are they reacting so loudly? punk and cena haven't even done a triple moonsault dive out of the ring for the 5th time...
>>18113377These guys can't go anymore, my guy. Finisher spam is the default setup for these main event WWE matches.
Something is wrong with my feed, the match appears to be in slow motion
>>18113394the attitude part makes it cut deep, emotionally
KICKED OUT OF THREE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS LMFAOOOOOOOO
Didn't Rock say that The Final Boss is done?
>>18113390Asuka's match was the only good one
I'm sorry you think trying to troll is an argument
>>18113400Goldberg vs Lesnar was cool but it unlocked this being default shit from now on
>>18113408Maybe it's the way Cena does it these days, back in the days he would actually slam you mid-air.
This is just them taking the piss on the Super Cena thing isn't it?
Meltzer loves kickout spam but there isn't a flippy midget so 1.5*
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Is his right arm okay?
The AA has got nerfed so hard it's insane.
>>18113377Part timers and old guys. Taker and Shawn laid out this meta for legacy acts and it's been the script since.
surprisingly more clean moves from cena than punk lol.
>>18113399wtf. that's not what i'm saying, man. come on. i don't even think it's a bad match so far either.
>another CM Kickout episode
>>18113434it's always looked like that and it's always freaked me out
Neither of these washed up geezers can wrestle
>Cena listens to Saudi fans but not american ones
Kek amerimutts btfo
actually thought punk was going to win there
worked me bro
>>18113434it's looked that way since 10+ years
>what if we redid our 2011 MITB match but twice as slow
great shit
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
just two old buddies playing their greatest hits for the last time, can't be mad
Why is it 99% men in the crowd?
>>18113434Hes had that for years
>>181134363 AAs were minimum since at least 2016
Just waiting for this match to be ruined by Seth
why do so many kids like 5 or 6 like him they didn't watch him wrestling maybe 1 or 2 jobber matches when he lost
>>18113458it used to be 100% real progress
the only good moment of this heel run was when the "thank you cena" chants looked like they had an effect on him after the orton match, like he was regretting everything. they should've ran with that angle more
>>18113436The power of a finisher depends on the inner Ki of the wrestler. A Seth's pedigree is far weak than a HHH's pedigree
*yawn*
best in the world, huh?
*falls asleep*
>>18113455No shit, that was 14 years ago.
This is shoot one of the worst matches Iโve ever seen.
>>18113458Women aren't allowed in wrestling shows over there.
This is single-handedly saving the show. Punk hasn't had a bad match since he came back.
>>18113458muslims are based and keep women at home where they belong
>punk has to get a visible pin
kek
>under vince there was fuckery every title match
>under hunter it's the same
right
imma be honest imma be real upset if punk wins
>This cringe weak fight forever chant
Nah these guys are too old and too washed.
>AA as a finisher being this nerfed
Back in my day one was enough to bury someone
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THE FIX IS IN
PWInsider is saying Kevin Nash is backstage
>>18113475You say that for every match
>>18113475Theyโre too old desu. This match would be incredible a decade ago
A heckin refbump into a pinfall that lasts over 3 counts!
>>18113474yeah and it should have stayed in the past
HOLY SHIT THE REF GOT TAKEN OUT
WHO COULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING
IT WOULDNT BE A CENA MATCH WITHOUT A REF BUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18113469there was this moment during his pipe bomb
I FUCKING KNEW JASETHY IS COMING
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
>>18113479Hasnโt had a great one either
GTS is the worst finisher for a scrawny faggot like CM Punk. It's always looked like shit.
>ref doing an impression of punk during the cena pipebomb promo
HERE COMES THE BULLFUCKERY
>no wrestling gear
He won't cash in
They just need to put the title on Seth.
WTF! why aren't they throwing elbows!
>>18113490me when I was younger and it was time for church
crowd chanting heel theme
what a joke
OH NOOO WHO COULDVE SEEN IT
>Cena is turning face tonight
This is awful
>>18113492It's an evergreen statement when it comes to the fed
>>18113458They are where they should be, at home cooking and cleaning.
Seffline is the GOAT stable
In a based world, Punk and Cena team up rn
that nigga bronson reed walks like it hurts to live
>>18113522he really should change the theme so nobody can sing along
maybe get a def rebel theme kek
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SEFF IS NOT OVER. ONLY THE THEME IS OVER.
>Seth "Gay Frieri" Rollins
BURN IT DOWN
WHERE'S THE OFFICIAL
WHAT'S THE PLAN SEFFY
its unreal how shit wwe has been this year. Every single main events its bullshit ifnishes. Its like Roman Reigns all over again
Next; Travis Scott walks in.
So tired of this Cena would've lost if the reff wasn't out shit. Makes him look awful. Punk won and will always have won now
>>18113543That cage dive fucked him up
Redemption Arc starts here after Seth takes the belt
>>18113492Donโt expose the business
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Only way this isnโt shit is if Cena is with Rollins
PUNK ALMOST DOMED HIMSELF KEK
wwe has been ass this year ngl
What the fuck was that slam lmao
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>Punketty sandbagging
>two big (one fat) fucks can't lift him easily
inb4 cena is a member of the seth stable and seth is actually going after gunther's title
>>18113554Regular Bronson Reed
This canโt be Cena and Punks last match
did he style his manbun to be the shape of crescent moon because theyre in muslim country
lmao WEBM CHADS ARE GOING TO COOK YOU E-DRONES TONIGHT
>>18113570at least they reacted like he hadn't gotten any of it kek
dude I giga popped when I saw robin running kek
>>18113576Punk jumped early and they deadlifted him
LIL NAITCH COMPROMISED TO A PERMANENT END
Punk nearly killed himself kek
>YOU WERE DEAD A SECOND AGO
>beating the ref to save your title
BASED I wish more sports were like this
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIL NAITCH
>no cash in for you, Sethetty
that ref got kwabbed holy shit
THE ARABIC ANNOUNCE TABLE JUST EXPLODED LIKE A BOMB
what the fuck is happening lmao?
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I like overbooked finishes but they drag them out so damn long
BAH GAWD
CENA JUST KILLED LIL NAITCH
pls penta take your time getting down there lmao wait nevermind i'll just come over there
great rub for penta
he's a big time player now, esse
I love how lil naitch is the only ref thats over
Holy shit Cena BTFO that ref
This has been a confusing night lmao wtf is happening
>penta dancing instead of helping
LIL NAITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow Cena hit the pounce on Lil Naitch
this is just set up for survivor series, fuck
what the fuck penta hahahaha based
>let's bring everyone out since they paid
So is undertaker showing up?
>Penta is on the same level as Punk and Cena
how did Tony fumble this hard?
WHAT IS PENTA DOING IN THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT ZONE?!?!?!
gotta give the saudis their WM40 moment
penta being forced so hard
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON KEK.
The final punk versus Cena ever involving Pentagon jr is not something anybody ever wouldโve predicted
FINNA SPAM RUN INS
BASED HAITCH
Lel Bron sucks at catching people, he missed Penta like 5 times already
>>18113610>>18113611GOTTA set up that raw tag team main event, mark. Send em home happy and wating more.
uhhhhh is phil going to win?
>>18113623That had to be a one last time going away rib, he killed him
what is this an AEW finish?!
Damn. imagine if Edge had the MITB case during Cena's last run
EVERYONE IS HERE
PUNK IS WINNING
>>18113614He hasnโt done anything beef with rollinsโ stable
>>18113353I GUESSED IT THE ENTIRE ROSTER IS OUT
Saudis saw Mania 40 and wanted that finish
is this wrestlemania 40
can we get a random andrade next
Dead crowd until Sami came out. That is your draw. WWE should push sami to the moon.
way to sell the Penta appearance, Cole. you stupid fuck.
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GET READY
HERE IT COMES
UUUUUUUUUUUUSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Overbooked matches are so fucking based
I fucking hate this shit.
Almost no match finish without interruption these days..
>Punk saving Cena just to lose
HELLO? ARE YOU NEW?
??????????????????????????????
Love that they're letting Bronn be a beast
fucking lord breakker you've got ORANGE hands, owens was right.
Sami Hogan might be my least favorite wrestler
>>18113656nah I ain't gonna this shit sucks, same as SD
only some ppvs for me
>>18113677he's winning the rumble
>>18113677He only gets pops in arab countries
Those run ins are lame and overdone.
Is this a Cena face turn?
>Cena turning face in Riyadh
Why?
>>18113671Mania 40 is becoming the worst thing to happen because so many matches are just becoming random interruptions
>>18113623Speedforce Cena?!
>>18113695Worked Chudster
HOLY SHIT THE UNDERTAKER?
>>18113698that's why he gets huge pops in Canada kek
>>18113686It would have been tolerable if these run ins had a sense of urgency instead of everyone making their full entrance with music
>and then the RUN-INS
>and then they all FOUGHT OFF...
nah bros this is epic i don't care
Why isn't Cena as strong as he used to be? All the muscles are still there so what's going on
What is this overbooked trash???
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOW
>>18113469That was kino can't believe they dropped it
>that finish
hahahaha
literal 2/10 ppv
>>18113720worked by his old man heel gimmick
Why not sure get his dogs to beat up cena now and then cash in?
>>18113704Because the plot was always Cena buring Shit Rollers and Becko Hogan at the end of the year and give it to LA Knight
Bro this match was kinda ass... Please let this goobers retire...
>Cena: "Penta-Kun, help please!!"
>Penta:
>that finish
What the fuck was that mess
CAN YOU DIG IT (DIG IT) SUCKA (SUCKKAA)
this cant be their last match
>Seth and his crew look like clowns now
BURIED
>>18113720because he no longer has the support of the fans
Hollywood Hogans Powerlevel was also lower than Hulkamania Hogan
Seth's curryman pants only make me wish that it was actually Curryman in the ring instead of Seth.
Cena the heel outsmarted the other heel and the baby face
Good clean win
Outwitted everyone Cena's the smartest wrestler in the world
Dude I feel like I'm watching WCW right now
Really could've skipped the Penta and Sami shit.
Based ref waking up just in time
This henchman of Seff shit does nothing for Bron.
JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST
>PUNK STANS GET FUCKED
JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST
>PUNK STANS GET FUCKED
JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST
>PUNK STANS GET FUCKED
>>18113754so loud you startled mom
I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny to have mild criticims
>>18113739about this mess.
need me a Cena World Order
>>18113758it's more like punk saw it coming and then seth caught him on the rebound anyway
mfw mom says she wont buy me A Xbox
Based comedy show for the sandpeople
LONGNECKS AND REDNECKS ARE MY FRIENDSSS
genuine shit fucking finish
I MARKED OUT AND THOUGHT THE ROCK WAS GOING TO BE THERE
CM KEK BURIED. BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. MADE TO APOLOGIZE AND PARTICIPATE IN A HUMILIATION RITUAL. THE ELITE WON. JON MOXLEY WON. KENNY OMEGA WON. PODCAST MARKS LOST.
THE KEK WHAT A BITCH OF 2025. THE DELUDED SELF MARK PHIL BROOKS.
No way Cena is still natty
>HHH just books the same shit every time
I think it is time to fire HHH.
wow no one saw that coming
>>18113716That wasn't "fighting off".
>The ref just fucking bolts in as soon as he pins
They can never take at least 5 fucking seconds to make it somewhat natural
one of those shows where you wonder why you still watch this semen slurping sports entertainment
>>18113766he was relegated to being a dog lmao
love that shot of cena with the belt over his shoulder
we didn't penta or sami involved at all that sucked
Kino finish I'm afraid. Punk always gets the trannies boiling.
Sometime I wonder what it would've been like if Cena had a stable
>>18113784What are you talking about, that was fucking kino
The ref stayed down until the precise moment Cena needed him, Cena is buying refs confirmed. Lil Naitch wasn't on the payroll so he got KWAB'd
>>18113786That was about as much protection as they couldโve gave Punk. Kicked out if everything. Had Cena beat multiple times. Only lost cause of shenanigans
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>>18113766Bron is in the Bautista spot. He'll get his eventually.
>PUNKETTY APOLOGISED JUST TO GET BURIED
KWABOTY
>>18113818Does it really matter if every Cena opponent kicks out of six finishers and only loses because of shenanigans
Why they cut what Cena said?
>>18113791Everything feels like a replay
>punk lays in the ring for hours to sell
>>18113823If I was Lee Fitting I wouldn't want my name attached to that fucking retard
god this really is a humiliation ritual
why is the feed still going lol
>sami not hittin' this nigga with a #freepalestine spear
missed opportunity, terrible booking
>>18113785trim your nails fat jeet
>>18113796time was up for the show, lightning fast timing
>>18113818Trooncord is completely delusional when it comes to Punk. They're still bitter about losing him and their pissant company tanking.
>>18113809THE RECORD IS NOW 7-6 TO JOHN CENA
GOAT OF ALL GOATS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>18113840Well thats not a burial. Thats the post i was replying to
>the Saudi crowd reviving him
kek
>>18113823Paula Vesque & Leef Itting
>>18113856this is what they do now anon
HERE TO MAKE MONEY NOT FRIENDS FAGGOTS
>>18113857I did think a spear would have worked well there
I SPENT 20 PLUS YEARS SEEKING KNOWLEDGE OF SELF
BUT FOR NOW JOHN CENA'S LIVING LIFE FOR WEALTH
>Revived by the blood money
Kino
>no one throwing a rubber duck
>>18113872All those delicious blood money dicks are giving punk their energy so he can suck them
what in the humiliation ritual is this shit
>>18113828KEK BUT I'M GONNA NEED THIS WITHOUT THE TEXT BROTHER
>Finn Baylor's demon without the effects
Based Punker
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Riyadh Season, bitch
So, what did you think about tonight's show? I'm sorry for Daddy deciding that closing the show with a John W was a W. Hunter and Seth asked for this. We wanted to have Seth cash in to win this match but storytelling had priority over all else.
>>18113875since when? The last time I watched wrestling was 2001
>i sucked a bloody saudi cock for this
>>18113899Based Kino shot
HHH and his overbooking strikes again. No one other than HHH thought bloody Penta of all people and his zesty walk would be part of this match
punk banging saudi cuties
Punk with the hot habibis
Saudi baddies on Punk's dick
>>18113915late minute change since Rock ghosted Paul again
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>>18113907Cena escaped before he could do it
>>18113907He was gonna right before Cena threw him out of the ring.
PUNK JUST TOUCHED A SAUDI WOMAN
HE MIGHT GET DETAINED/BEHEADED
How does Punk smash so much puss bros?
the crowd looks whiter than Canadian and English crowds
WE WANT VINCE
WE WANT VINCE
WE WANT VINCE
>>18113623>this is for screwing me in march 2013
i hope the hot dogs or what ever the saudi equivalent were good
>Chick Magnet Punk even getting the Muslim babes
AEWtistsisters?! How does he keep getting away with it?!!!
>>18113943that's not how that works
the woman will be the one beheaded
BLOOD COVERED SAUDI DICK? YES
BLOOD COVERED SAUDI VAGENE? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>18113952blood money covered hotdog maybe
>>18113931I wish mudslime habibis would look at me like that.
Did Byron just pick up Cody's lisp?
>>18113965damn that look, she wants that BPC
>>18113931They're getting honor killed right now.
>>18113965you finna know it
>>18113904a lil while now
>>18113931They're going to be severely beaten for this
>>18113965It's not even fair how amazing CM Punk is at owning smarks
>>18113973so shitty ketchup then?
>>18113965>>18113931Look how moist the one on the left is...
Chick Magnet does it again!
>>18113965me on the left
good morning sars
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get jackie out of there the ARABS ARE GETTING HORNY
>>18114017more like Cuck Midget
>>18113931Legitimately how does he do it I don't understand
is Byron challenging for a title in Dragon Gate
Jackie looks like a professional journalist for once
>>18114045women like people who look like drug addicts
I don't know why, they just do
>>18113965PLZ SAAR SHAKE MY HAND TOO!
>>18114055Did Cody just transfer his lisp to Byron?
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can she do that?
rhea's arms are exposed. disgusting.
rhea is showing skin in saudi? the fuck?
>>18114080This is why they are so wild in the background
>>18113818no he turned into a 80 iq retard who completely forgot seth was there lurking to cash in and somehow thought Cena would turn face. It would be one thing if Punk was whitemeat superhero type. He's a heel turned good guy promo character. Now he's locked back into feuding with Seth Rollins and his retarded headcannon. Punk has been there for awhile and has been a company man completely. He apologized for a years old tweet and embraced Saudi Arabia. Rollins just looks like a retard with a personal vendetta now if he's still trying to mess with punk. Punk is a company man now.
>>18114097It's only legal while competing
1. Austin
2. Bret Hart
3. CM Punk
4. John Cena
>>18114097to be fair its covered in tattoo
>>18114080Elimination Chamber finna start soon for that bitch
>>18113866they are delusional about what burial means and they think it's okay for faces to win by cheating or burning houses or using scissors or screwdrivers or pizzacutters or whathaveyou and only winning matters in terms of who is over and who isn't, rather than who gets the crowd behind them or vocally against them
>>18114115dude is sperging out