Thread 18113970

>bend the knee and goes to Saudi Arabia
Done
>publicly apologize for tweet
Done
>humiliation ritual comedy entrance
Done
>squashed by Cena in front of the Saudis
Done

>>18113970 (OP)
Dancing gimmick
I hope Phil knows how to bust a move

>>18113970 (OP)
Ryback returns to squash Punk at Summerslam

>>18113970 (OP)
Who's the Doofus now Phil ?

>>18114539
CM Funk ?

>>18113970 (OP)
remember he was mad at hangmaam for not apologizing on air, because that didnt match the level of disrespect he was given to him on air? why isnt he tweeting his apology to miz? why do it in private?

>>18113970 (OP)
waves the American flag while Hulk Hogan promotes his beer brand.

Drew will return and beat him in a survivor series team match . Trust the plan

>>18113970 (OP)
a bunch of girls laughing at his micro penis

>>18113970 (OP)
back in the Dr Teeth suit

The first 2 things are a good thing, and the second 2 things never happened.
You have Punk Derangement Syndrome.

>>18114684
kek
Game always goes over in the end

>>18115272
NO! Fuck that and fuck you. I don't want Drew entangled in yet another fucking episode of "Phil spergs out for 3 months and still buries McIntyre in the end".
There are more than 4 wrestlers working in WWE for fucks sake get new feuds.

>>18115256
We respect Hangster

>>18115585
They're a good thing...for anyone that wants to LAUGH at Phil kek

>>18113970 (OP)
>>bend the knee and goes to Saudi Arabia
he was performing in front of fans and like, little kids and shit. being so holier than thou about saudi arabia in the first place made him look like a little bitch.

>>18113970 (OP)
He's gonna get slimed again

>>18115470
that was his idea

>>18117235
liberals are the real racists

>>18115460
He's a grower not a shower. Everyone knows Phil's BWC is legendary

>>18113970 (OP)
Next up he needs to do a feud with the Miz where Miz is unshackled on the mic and Phil has to stick to his AI generated lines

>>18113970 (OP)
They've thrown him some future compensation somewhere. Always the case for corporate humiliation.

>>18117457
that's not what i was saying

>>18117464
Imagine defending another man's dick on the internet
Your parents must be so proud
KWAB

>>18113970 (OP)
Hes getting fat,500kg fat and gets squashed by Otis at FAT NIGGA FRIDAY Special

>>18113970 (OP)
Next for Chez is job to The Miz.

>Phil's got a big pee pee you guys
>Stop laughing at my favorite wrestlers tiny penis!!!
>I will defend his dick with my life!

>>18120935
Is that Sign Guy Dudley?

AJ will probably divorce him. She already tried to literally kill herself the day after the wedding according to her book

>>18117792
He should actually feud with the Miz but apparently they made up irl so they would just do some lame shit and Miz wouldn't really shoot on him. It would be gay and performative (although that applies to almost all pro wrestling)

>>18113970 (OP)
Jobbing clean to jay uso

>>18113970 (OP)
He screws Seff out of winning after cashing in the briefcase. Pretty obvious

He is going to get a spookyslop gimmick and lead the wyatt jobbers

>>18120942
>She already tried to literally kill herself the day after the wedding according to her book
wait stop
Is this real ?
dont bullshit about this