Thread 18114244

>>18114244 (OP)
Can't even lift Phil and delusional Bronletfags here wants him to be treated like Goldberg.

>>18114244 (OP)
SLOPPY SHOP

>>18114244 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

dude what the fuck

>>18114244 (OP)
grim

>>18114244 (OP)
>here's your world title match bro

>>18114244 (OP)
Lmfao. Saved for future reference. Bitchtits has had a nightmare here.

LMFAO DOUBLE KWAB
BRONLET AND PUNK FUCKING SUCK

>>18114244 (OP)
Why were they so close to the ring? Did they have 0 confidence on Punk going over the rope? What a sloppy spot

what the FUCK was going on with Sneed
dude was zoned out the entire segment of the match

>>18114244 (OP)
cobb was a pro buying time with that headbutt while steiner up

then steiner botched the timing of the lift

>>18114244 (OP)
kek horrible coordination, but made it good and stiff

AHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHTITS WE NEED YOUR AEW BOTCHES FOLDER NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK

I dont ever wanna hear of how Bron-etty is ready for the big time ever again

>>18114244 (OP)
that's on punk. /ourguy/ sneed did nothing wrong

>>18114244 (OP)
The biggest botch in this webm was them not letting PedoPhil break his neck on that dive

>>18114244 (OP)
Bronson fucked up

>>18114341
AEWCHAD here, don't even remember this but that is pretty funny

Punk sandbagged them for not catching him lmao

>>18114244 (OP)
NOW THIS IS CINEMA! THANK YOU PAPA HAITCH FOR COOKING THIS UP FOR US!

>>18114244 (OP)
You just know Phil is throwing a total shitfit backstage about that right now

>>18114244 (OP)
Punk overshot and Sneed saved his skinny fat ass.

>>18114244 (OP)
A comedy of errors

>>18114418
Wtf...

>>18114244 (OP)
Bronson Sneed saved this whole debacle. It looks like they were supposed to catch Punk but Bronletty fell on his little ass, then couldn't even get it together enough to help Sneed put him through a table.

The future of WWE is very bleak.

>spamming unrelated AEW botches from years ago
The ringboy piggies are gotten to af

>>18114712
They're the most sensitive faggots on the entire site

>>18114715
says one aewtist discord tranny to another

>>18114244 (OP)
Wonder if Jim is gonna blame Sneed even though it was Bron's fault

>>18114244 (OP)
Why the fuck are two big men struggling to chokeslam Punk?

>>18114803
>big men
They're literally, unironically, unequivocally 5'8

>>18114341
haha
anyway
>>18114244 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS THE "BIG LEAGUES"? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO KWAAAAAAAB

>>18114244 (OP)
kek you just know this will be mentioned in Phil's next bitter ex podcast he does after he's kicked out for the 4139th time

The "Big" Brons are so undersized even for geek sidekick status.

>>18114831
That's my gimmick brother

>>18114351
This webm always gets a pop out of me Kekkekkekkekkekkekkek

>>18114270
>>18114306
>>18114367
>>18114697
if you actually watched the clip bronson didnt even move a muscle when punk was trying to do the crossbody

>>18114244 (OP)
What a botching shitter
he even took his time and still fucked it up

I LOVE laughing at Phil and WWE!

I can't wait for Stevie to dissect this one!

>>18114244 (OP)
What the fuck. Phil is only 220lb lmao come on guys

>>18114244 (OP)
Dear oh dear!

>>18115488
penta is so shit

>>18115493
Based and Steviepilled.

>>18114418
Why did the fat bald guy think Jericho was going to react to something he couldn't even see or possibly know was coming?

>>18114244 (OP)
LMFAO so glad I never watch wrestling. All are unathletic and old they all are makes me want to buy a farm and raise goats

>>18114418
That ref is fucking hilarious. She's always reacting like a fucking autistic mark

>>18114244 (OP)
Looks like phill sandbagged that spot

>>18114403
>>18115963
Nah Reed is the actual culprit, didn't even bother trying to catch Punk and made Bron pick him up by one leg

>>18114712
>ringboy piggies
popped me

>>18114244 (OP)
>use High Time
>(even) worse than KroniK

>>18114244 (OP)
Unc was so desperate to prove he still got it that he jumped clear over the other niggas! Ah HA!

>>18114339
bitchtits has forsaken us

>>18115496
Punk is like 180 tops, what weight did he fight at in UFC?

>>18114316
He's a smark. He knows what happens to people that get paired with Rollins, future endeavors.

>>18115544
There's not a thing Penta did wrong there or that could've saved that spot

>>18116906
He fought 180 in Ufc and he was noticeably thinner than he is now. Mostly I was just using myself as a reference though. I'm the same height as phil, 195lbs, and he looks bigger than me

>>18116906
He fought in the 169lb weight class
so Id agree with you he's at best 180-190

>>18114418
Where the best wrestle

>>18114370
kek

bros, I go to my local wrestling and I've never seen them fuck up this bad holy shit. My guys should be making bank not breaking their back for free

>>18114840
that's because he's not actually that big
he's just fat

>>18116950
how tall is he

>>18114820
Bron Breakker is legit 6'1"

>unironically spamming AEW webms
Insecure Bitchtits is the best.

>>18114418
LMFAO wtf is this shit

>>18117089
coach primate

>>18117089
>>18117097
>Bron Breakker is legit 6'1"
Big E is 6 feet??

>>18114803
Bronson Sneed is the same size of Otis

>>18117089
>>18117097
Big E is 5'7, Bron is 5'8.
Big E is billed at 5'11, Bron at 6'0.
These are facts.

>>18117221
Bron and Bronson are Adam Cole's height.
>>18114840

>>18116950
I would say 200 lbs

>>18117224
Those stats are headcanon

>>18114341
you consider Garcia on par with Punk?

>>18117242
Ciampa is billed at 5'11. How tall do you think he really is? Every sub-6'wrestler is 3-4 inches shorter than what they are announced as. The billed heights are fictitious. This shouldn't be controversial.

Bron is legit 6'

>>18117267
>HOW MUCH DOES THIS GUY WEIGH?

>>18117286
So Adam Cole is 6' too then, right?
>>18114840
And wow, Seth Rollins must be even taller than his *billed height* of 6'1 since he towers over both Brons! Right, mark? That's what you're saying, right?

Everyone in wrestling history is shorter than their billed heights *except for* the Seth Riders who are exactly their announced fake wrestling height. And for some reason they go the other way with Seth and say he's even shorter than he is. That makes sense to you? You fucking mark.

>>18117242
how big do you think Big E is? we can all see how big or how short these guys really are when they stand next to one another

>>18114244 (OP)
LMAO this is AEW tier. How embarrassing. CM probably lost he's shit when he got backstage

>>18117295
A guy's weight is very hard to gauge just by looking at a picture and it can fluctuate pretty wildly over a relatively short (like Bron Breakker) period of time.

Height doesn't really change except slightly with advanced age or when guys put on their lifted platform boots like the Brons wear.

Big E, Ciampa, Cole, Sneed, Bron Breakker...none of these guys are even sniffing anywhere close to 6'0. They're all under 5'10. Not one of those men stands 5'10 while barefoot. Bron is not the exception. Accept it and move on.

>>18117365
NTA redditspacer-kun, I'm just havin a bit of fun with you

>>18117403
NOOOO YOU CANF FUVKING DO THAT FHIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

>>18114244 (OP)
Genuinely hilarious sequence of events

bonletty is the next big thing they say KWAB

>>18114244 (OP)
Phil was so fucking gassed like 5 minutes in

>>18114244 (OP)
It was another masturbatory Bret Hart tribute.

>>18114244 (OP)
The sad and most pathetic part of this is that Logan Paul would've performed this bump and spot perfectly with Punk.

>>18114244 (OP)
Phlying phil

>someone make a thread with a WWE
>ultra autist instantly starts spamming AEW stuff
why are dronies like this?

>>18114319
>cobb
kwab

>>18114244 (OP)
kek what a fucking geek

>>18114244 (OP)
>No.1 smarks fav wrestler in the world