Thread 18114851

>OMG WADE DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
>ITS TAMA LO....TANGA TAMuh....
>ITS...THE BROTHER OF THE LOAHs!
>HE'S FINALLY HERE IN WWE!

>>18114851 (OP)
H-h-h-hes from Japan we've seen what he's done in Japan he's 7 feet tall!

BAH GAWD KANG IT'S BINGO BONGO
IT HAS TO BE CHIMMY CHANGA
COULD IT BE??? IT IS!!! DINGO DONGO IS HERE IN WWE!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S FINGO FONGO
CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES IT'S FINGO FANGO

>>18114851 (OP)
CocoNash

jesus h christ, ANOTHER coconut? the fuck are even doing here?!

>IS THAT??
>COULD IT BE??
>WILLY WONGA AND TIMMY TUMBA ARE HERE LIVE!!
>WHAT?? HOW?? THEY WRESTLE IN JAPAN!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE IN SAUDI ARABIA??
>I DON'T KNOW CHUD, BUT I HAVE A FEELING JIMMY JOOBA IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT!!
>WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT?? SAMOAN PLOP!! SAMOAN PLOP!!
>I NOT ONLY SAW IT, I FELT THAT PLOP FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!
>HE PERFECTED THAT MOVE ON FIJI!!
>I HEARD HE LEVELED ENTIRE VILLAGES WITH IT BACK ON GUAM!!
>HE PLOPPED HIS WAY ALL ACROSS THE ARCHIPELAGOS OF THE WORLD JUST TO GET HERE!!
>WELL HE CERTAINLY SENT A MESSAGE!! BUT TO WHO??
>IF YOU ASK ME CHUD, I THINK HE'S GOING AFTER THE UGGA BUGGA HELD BY DIMMIE DOOMBA!!

>>18114851 (OP)
>HE LOOKS LIKE ROMAN REIGNS' COUSIN
>OH MY
>COULD IT BE
>ITS HIM
>HE CALLS THAT THE REAR VIEW
>ITS GOTTA BE FIJI FRANK
>WHATS HE DOING HERE?????
>ITS CORN ON THE COBBB
>MY OH MY
>WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
>CAN WE GET SECURITY OUT HERE?
>THATS THAT GUY FROM JAPAN THAT NO ONE WATCHES CAUSE NJPW AIRS AT 2 AM EST IN THE US
>WHO IS THIS GUY WADE???

>>18114851 (OP)
>>18114867
>>18114901
>>18114906

this actually happened, by the way

https://files.catbox.moe/gwfumw.mp4

Chimi changa got a huge pop from me brother

WOT THE SHITE IS SAMOA JOE DOING HERE, COLE YOU FOOCKIN NONCE???

>>18114851 (OP)
Actually hilarious that even the announcers are confused on who the fuck are these people and their dumbass names

>>18114934
OMG. KEK!

>>18114851 (OP)
>Look up his new name
>Tala Tonga
>They actually used the Talla Tonga name that got trademarked after Jacob Fatu got signed
OHNONONO

>>18115094
IT HAS TO BE BINGO BONGO BANGO!!! I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OHNONONONONO!!!!

>>18115122
>Taller Tonga
Bravo HHH

>>18114934
Why did you edit out the rest of it?

>>18114934
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

They fucked it up

WHAT IS LINGA LONGA DOING IN RIYADH?!

WHAT ON EARTH IS TALLADEGA NIGHTS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>18114934
This is what happens when you push too much foreign shit in an American promotion
You can't expect them to keep track of so many damn coconut names

>>18114901
Kek

YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS WADE?! THATS TONGA LONGA DING DONG

>>18114934
I thought everyone was just shitposting. This has to be the last one, right?

HAVE NO FEARS WE GOT COCONUTS FOR YEARS

THAT MUST BE HIM! IT'S RAMA RAMA! HE'S HERE IN WWE!!

COLE YOU FOOKIN' NITWIT THAT'S OBVIOUSLY NIGGA NOGGA!!

>>18116561
4th inning!

>>18116539
Weird how Japanese announcers never had a problem. Then again Milano isn't a dimwit like Cole.

>>18114934
>uproarious booing
>fans completely still

lol how can anyone still watch this fucking slop?

>>18114851 (OP)
>>18114901
>>18114906
Would be kinda avantgarde kino to have a hour segment of just coconut run-ins , but that would entail them being on the show for longer than just that segment and return next week

>>18114851 (OP)
Kek ironically enough not saying his name was about the best thing they could've done in that moment
Fuck ass Tala Tonga

that's Timmy turner

>>18114851 (OP)
>Omg Wade it's another fat dimeless piece of shit coconut nigger nepobaby that's no doubt going to be the fucking cousin of someone who might be related to the fucking Rock. And we'll have to sit though their shitty matches and their unending fucking coconut nigger community theatre angles and pretend anyone on earth gives a fuck and doesn't want every fucking shitmoan on earth to die fucking painfully in a flaming car wreck.
Based Michael Cole.

OH MY GOD IS THAT -
THAT CANNOT BE
THAT'S TALLAHASSEE TONGA, COLE!
THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT IN THE BUSINESS

>>18114851 (OP)
>Jade beating Asuka and botching the pin
>Cawdy over Randy
>new coconuts are debuting almost monthly now
>assume the main event was going to be cinema slop
Glad I skip this shit.

>>18114934
Michael Cole is unironically the worst to ever do it

>>18117437
It's pretty funny that they didn't use any of the canned audience noise for Cargill's fine speech. The silence was excruciating.

>>18116571
Huge Pop